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00:00Uh-oh. Guess I'd better check out that alarm.
00:07I'd know that silhouette anywhere. I'd better catch her.
00:30You know, I like a guy who can go the distance.
00:52Uh-huh. Flattery will get you nowhere with me.
01:22Hey, you're actually keeping up. Nice.
01:52You're just making things harder on yourself.
02:04I think you mean I'm making things harder on you.
02:08I figured you needed a challenge.
02:17Not bad. I actually had to push myself this time.
02:21Hand over those jewels you took.
02:24Jewels?
02:26I saw you leaving that jewelry store. You know, the one with the alarm blasting?
02:31I don't have any jewels.
02:37Wait. What's your name?
02:39Me? I'm Black Cat. And I just crossed your path.
02:46Now if you'll excuse me.
02:52Whoa. Black Cat, huh?
03:10Black Cat seems okay. Maybe a little bit of an attitude, though.
03:25I wonder if there's a Mr. Black Cat.
03:28What am I thinking?
03:58Huh?
04:18Good job.
04:28My balloon!
04:59Peter. I guess you're running late. Or else you thought we were meeting at the movies.
05:06Anyway, the movie's starting soon, and I don't want to be late, so I headed over there.
05:10Meet me there, if you aren't already there.
05:13Ugh. I knew I was running later than I thought. I need to hurry. The movie's starting soon.
05:21Hey! I'm working here!
05:40Stop it! That's mine!
05:46Hey! It's all your fault that this happened!
05:50Stop!
05:55Hey! Keep away from me!
05:57Peter! I wasn't sure you'd get here on time. I'm glad.
06:01I do what I can.
06:13Hey! Hey, Spidey!
06:14Hello! I'm waving here!
06:17Something wrong?
06:21Hey, Spidey. Is your refrigerator running?
06:24Cause I sure am!
06:26Now you're in trouble!
06:28Oh, no. These don't throw me in the fire, Pat.
06:33These guys suck at this.
06:36Next time you ambush someone, check if he's a superhero first.
06:40I'll beat you down!
06:43Good hustle, but you lose points for stupidity.
06:47This may sting a little.
06:53My eyes!
06:55Break it up!
06:57Say goodnight, Gracie.
06:59This was a bad idea.
07:02Is that all you've got?
07:12Time for a little of the old ultra-violence!
07:18Heads up!
07:19Crap!
07:20Spider-Man!
07:21We'll take care of him, then we'll take care of the other guys!
07:26Ah, y'all are really cool!
07:30Can't we all just get along?
07:34Take a nap, Zap!
07:36Aw, man!
08:00Huh!
08:05Huh!
08:10Huh!
08:16Spidey! You're the man!
08:30Huh!
08:41Huh!
08:50Huh!
08:59Huh!
09:13Huh!
09:14Huh!
09:28Hey, Betty.
09:29Is Mr. Jameson around?
09:32He just went in his office and he was fuming that you weren't here.
09:36Better go see him.
09:37He was looking for me?
09:39Huh.
09:41Hi, Mr. Jameson. I was...
09:43What are you doing here?
09:44Get down to the sports arena, now!
09:46Huh?
09:47Quentin Beck has publicly challenged Spider-Man to go and prove he's for real.
09:50He's broadcasting on TV right now. I want pictures!
09:53At the sports arena.
09:55Okay.
10:08I'm trying to work here!
10:11Pete, you know I can't just stop and chat.
10:17Ooh, sorry, Pete. No assignments at the moment. Come back later, okay?
10:31So Quentin Beck's gonna prove I'm a fake, huh?
10:34This, I gotta see.
10:40Huh!
10:43Huh!
10:55Huh!
11:11Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the event of the century?
11:21Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
11:23The man we've all been waiting for.
11:25That most outrageous of funny men.
11:28The unscrupulous.
11:29The unseemly.
11:31Spider-Man!
11:33For those of you just joining us, Hollywood effects expert and Spider-Man critic Quentin Beck
11:39has issued a public challenge to the web-slinger.
11:41Bob, what do you think?
11:43Well, Steve, it's a bold move, no doubt about it.
11:45Personally, my money's on Spider-Man.
11:48All right. We'll have to see how it plays out.
11:51Here comes Quentin Beck now.
11:53And now, your MC and host for this evening.
11:56You know his legendary work from such films as Cyborg Babysitter and Tears of an Alien Bounty Hunter.
12:01A man who has worked tirelessly for the entertainment of all mankind.
12:05Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce
12:08that master of film magic and illusion,
12:11that expert of the unknown,
12:13the one, the only,
12:15Quentin Beck!
12:17Thank you for coming, Spider-Man.
12:19I knew you couldn't resist.
12:21I don't like people building a career off bad-mouthing Beck.
12:24What about that newspaper man, Jameson?
12:27JJ? He just has a knack for hiring good photographers.
12:31Well, Spider-Man, now that you're here, let's get right to it.
12:35Your first challenge will be something you're supposedly quite good at.
12:40Rounding up criminals.
12:42That's it.
12:43All right. Whatever.
12:45Oh, there's more to it than that.
12:47After you collect each criminal, deposit him in one of the three holding pits here.
12:52And by the way, you'll only get a point if you use the pit with the green light.
12:57I'll be competing against you, and there will be three waves of criminals.
13:01If I, with no so-called superpowers,
13:04collect more criminals than you in the allotted time,
13:07then the world will be able to see clearly what a sham you are.
13:12I don't know what happened to make you so delusional, Beck, but bring it on.
13:16Well, it looks like they're getting ready to start.
13:18According to the press release, the city's Department of Corrections
13:21provided the criminals Beck and Spidey will be collecting.
13:24That's right, Steve.
13:25And virtually every one of these convicted criminals is someone Spider-Man helped capture,
13:30including one celebrity criminal, Herman Schulls, a.k.a. The Shocker.
13:35Well, it should be interesting to see how that affects the results.
13:38Oh, it looks like they're starting.
13:42Ready, Spider-Man? Let's begin.
13:54These days, webhead, I'm gonna getcha.
14:03I didn't do nothing, I swear!
14:05Spider-Man!
14:24Do you like my gadget, Spider-Man?
14:26I've perfected the technology on the movie Sorority Death Row.
14:31I don't know about your effects, but your education must have been special.
14:48Why, Beck? I trusted you!
15:01Spider-Man has taken an early lead.
15:04Clearly, this is one hero who knows what it takes to control a situation.
15:10You're right, Steve. But Beck still has plenty of time.
15:13As a wise man once said, it ain't over till it's over.
15:31I'm better than you, Spider-Man. And today, I'm going to prove it!
15:36You're gonna pay for this, Beck!
15:38Your parents never hugged you, did they?
16:31They're on the third and last wave of criminals, with Quentin Beck leading.
16:35Spidey is going to have to really work for it if he's going to pull this off!
17:01You're even more pathetic than I expected, Spider-Man.
17:07Uh, yeah, that's great.
17:21I'm going to serve this drink on the set of Ninjas of Madness 4.
17:26I'm going to serve this drink on the set of Ninjas of Madness 4.
17:33You know, if the cool kids beat you up in school, you're really taking it out on the wrong guy.
17:56Did you?
17:58That's all of them. How about it, Beck?
18:01You're very clever, Spider-Man. You obviously have more tricks up your sleeve than I expected.
18:06Still, this last challenge will prove who is the better man once and for all.
18:11Is that what this is really about, Beck? Proving that you're better than I am?
18:15I don't have to answer that! You're the one being tested here, not me!
18:19Oh, sounds like I hit a nerve.
18:23This is our last challenge, ladies and gentlemen.
18:27You've seen how cleverly Spider-Man can maintain his illusion of heroism.
18:31But now, all your supposed skills and abilities will be put to the ultimate test in a one-on-one challenge against me!
18:40Here are the rules, Spider-Man. I have built an obstacle course. You will start here.
18:46All you have to do is reach the end of the course, hitting these switches along the way.
18:51I, meanwhile, will be manning an electric cannon.
18:55If I see you, you can be sure I'm going to hit you with the cannon.
18:59Don't worry. The cannon is non-lethal.
19:02But once I hit you three times, the contest is over and I win!
19:06That cannon doesn't sound too great, but if I back out now, I'll never live it down.
19:11Let's get this over with.
19:13Well, I don't know about you, Bob, but from where I sit, things don't seem to be going so well for Quentin Beck.
19:19I agree, Steve. He's going to have to do some pretty fancy shooting here if he wants anyone to take his claims seriously.
19:26All right. Now that you're in position, let's begin.
19:34You're lucky I'm such a good sport, Beck. No intelligent person would put up with these tests.
19:39Did you hear that, folks? Spider-Man admits that he's stupid! You heard him!
19:46Oh, please.
19:59Come out, come out, wherever you are!
20:04Ah, very original.
20:15Even the audience isn't real. Beck is the real phone here.
20:46How does it feel to be hunting?
20:52Uh, nothing like this, for starters.
21:08You're a sad little man, Beck.
21:10I know you are, but what am I?
21:15I can't believe you just said that.
21:45Huh.
21:50Huh!
22:15Huh!
22:29Come out, come out, wherever you are!
22:34Ah, very original.
22:40Gotcha! Not as fast as you'd like people to think, are you?
22:46You're going to need to move a lot faster than that, Spider-Man.
22:50Come on! You don't want to disappoint your fans?
22:53Maybe.
22:54And as for you, Beck, stick with the movies. It's obvious reality is way too much for you to handle.
23:00Ah, how could he?
23:03It isn't fair. He doesn't deserve the spotlight. It just isn't fair.
23:08Oh, he can't win. He won't win.
23:11That smug bug. Let's see how he likes it when I turn this cannon to maximum power.
23:22What? The laser is overheating? Stupid machine!
23:27Work! Work! Come on, work!
23:30Problems with your laser, Beck? I hear there are pills for that now.
23:35This was too easy, Beck. I guess I should thank you, though.
23:39I really needed some good press for a change. See ya.
23:43No, it's not fair. It's not fair. He shouldn't have won.
23:47All the work. The obstacle course. Yes, the obstacle course was good.
23:51Oh, the electric cannon. The electric cannon. Why? Why?
23:55Hey, Beck! What was it like competing with Spider-Man?
23:58Hey, Beck! What was it like competing with Spider-Man?
24:01Is there anything that guy can't do?
24:03Beck! Beck! What does this do to your theories about the Web-Slinger?
24:07Are you ready to admit you were wrong?
24:18Hopefully that's the last I'll hear from Beck.
24:20Hey, Spidey!
24:23Hey, Spidey!
24:53Spidey! I need to talk to you!
25:24Hey, Spidey!
25:27Hey, Spidey!
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