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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:49No one touched her in good or bad.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me.
00:01:07Get off of her.
00:01:08She goes, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:22You drive me crazy.
00:01:24I drive you crazy.
00:01:25That's funny.
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:33their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:42Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:56ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:16And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:43Come on.
00:02:50Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming?
00:03:02No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:10Noah?
00:03:12What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:20And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:34Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex.
00:03:39And I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53It's right here.
00:03:54I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07Noah?
00:04:09Wait.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:50Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:07Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:21You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:26Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:29I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:33Jules.
00:05:35You're not going anywhere.
00:05:36You're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What are you, a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04You trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:05You trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:06You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:08I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:14You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:21Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:24Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:27And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:29So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:32You still want me.
00:06:34Is he coming on to me?
00:06:39In your dreams.
00:06:42Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:44We've been over this a million times.
00:06:46I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:48Yes, you did.
00:06:49And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:51and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:53Oh, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:56Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:06:59and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:01And you let her.
00:07:03Did someone say my name?
00:07:09You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real.
00:07:28Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:39Let the girls talk.
00:07:47After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:58Oh!
00:08:00Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:08Everything you've ever had
00:08:10or wanted
00:08:12is mine.
00:08:14And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah! Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:28Oh my god.
00:08:30Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:32I'm always honest.
00:08:34You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noey.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:53Do you really think firing her
00:08:55would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it would be more of a punishment
00:08:59if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me!
00:09:04And this is my rental too.
00:09:07So, what I say goes.
00:09:18Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:25I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:31Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:38Jules.
00:09:42Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:09:44since your dad died last summer.
00:09:46I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:48It's what you would have made
00:09:50if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:54Thank god.
00:09:56I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:58This is too humiliating.
00:10:00I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:16What are you doing home?
00:10:18I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:20No, no!
00:10:22That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:24Jules, when your father died
00:10:26he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:28I know, but I was working for Mia
00:10:30and she fired me.
00:10:32Mia?
00:10:34Her father owns the hospital
00:10:36that put us into this debt.
00:10:38But her father said that
00:10:40if you worked at their summer house
00:10:42he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back
00:10:47we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything!
00:10:55I'm so glad
00:10:57you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:10:59Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia,
00:11:13slow down, okay?
00:11:15We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:19You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:23Mia,
00:11:25do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:27Why not?
00:11:29That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:41Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:43or do you just not get it?
00:11:45Nobody wants you here.
00:11:47I can't back down.
00:11:49Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:51I'm not talking to you.
00:11:53I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:08What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:10I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:12No, no, no.
00:12:14No one can make him happier
00:12:16than me.
00:12:18Tell her, Noah.
00:12:20Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder
00:12:26than I ever have before
00:12:28and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:32Enough with this little
00:12:34seduction act of yours.
00:12:36And keep your grubby hands
00:12:38off of my boyfriend.
00:12:40Mia.
00:12:42I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:44Alone.
00:12:46She better be gone
00:12:48by the time I'm back.
00:12:54She really has you by the balls.
00:12:56Don't insult me.
00:12:58Or what?
00:13:00You'll spank me?
00:13:02You can leave now.
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here
00:13:09because it'd be too tempting
00:13:11to bang me.
00:13:15You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:21You're fired.
00:13:25You're right.
00:13:27Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:31You're fired.
00:13:35Here.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:41you know that? Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:45Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:49You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:13:59You're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:05Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:17Noah, you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:23Mia, why is Emmett's cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking
00:14:29my roommate? Don't be prude.
00:14:31It's just a hand job.
00:14:33You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:37Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:57What are you doing?
00:15:03Guys?
00:15:05What the hell?
00:15:07What the fuck are you?
00:15:13You want your job back?
00:15:15Fuck me.
00:15:19Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:21Play along.
00:15:23Why would I do that?
00:15:25You want your job back?
00:15:27You've got to earn it.
00:15:29Oh, Jules, your body is so hot.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:43You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:55I am the only person you can trust
00:15:57in this house for mistakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:05Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:09I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:13Show me what you've got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt now.
00:16:31Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:39Thanks for warming him up for me
00:16:41the past few months.
00:16:43You fucking bitch.
00:16:45You can't stay here.
00:16:47You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:49Take it up with Noah.
00:16:51This isn't over.
00:16:53If you think that you can just
00:16:55climb your way back up the social ladder
00:16:57that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:00I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:08Your attempt to get back at me
00:17:10is cringe as hell.
00:17:12You know what? I should thank you
00:17:14because now that Mia's off my hands,
00:17:16I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it when she leaked
00:17:24the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:30We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah. What about it?
00:17:34If I stay with Jules
00:17:36till the end of the summer,
00:17:38you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:42I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you
00:17:46with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn
00:17:48in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:53We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmet, get out.
00:18:05Did I get my job back?
00:18:07Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:11to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:17You're nuts.
00:18:19I'm not on the job.
00:18:21You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:27Well,
00:18:29my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:47Not yet.
00:18:53Give me that.
00:18:55Not yet.
00:18:57I will give this to you on the last day
00:18:59at the summer house.
00:19:01But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:05This check is enough to save my mom,
00:19:07my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:14Great.
00:19:20Let's seal the deal.
00:19:26Let's shake on it.
00:19:36All right.
00:19:38Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:40Rule number one.
00:19:42No boners.
00:19:44You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:46You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:52Just one.
00:19:54No feelings.
00:19:56I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:00All right.
00:20:02Deal.
00:20:06Deal.
00:20:09You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:15Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:19Yeah, I do.
00:20:21I have one.
00:20:23No one touches you with me.
00:20:29You don't own me.
00:20:31Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:33While we do this,
00:20:35I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:37So you really want to be
00:20:39the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:41Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:43Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:45Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:49Let the show begin.
00:20:55Ew.
00:20:57I'm not having dinner with her.
00:20:59There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:01You kicked me out.
00:21:03Everyone else...
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:09Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick
00:21:15to the entire world
00:21:17like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:23This is my house.
00:21:25And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner
00:21:48is served.
00:21:54Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:10You wanna help?
00:22:12Yeah?
00:22:20Look
00:22:22at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:22:26but can't take a body shot?
00:22:34Noah.
00:22:36Are you thirsty?
00:22:42Jules.
00:22:44Take your shirt off.
00:23:04Oops.
00:23:06I spilled a little.
00:23:08Jules.
00:23:10I'm still thirsty.
00:23:20Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:24I have to go.
00:23:26If you're still thirsty,
00:23:28Noah,
00:23:30you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:32Choke on it.
00:23:38Don't run away from me.
00:23:42I'm sorry.
00:23:44I'm sorry.
00:23:46I'm sorry.
00:23:48I'm sorry.
00:23:50I'm sorry.
00:23:52I'm sorry.
00:23:55Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:57It was an act, Jules.
00:23:59And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:03You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:24:05you know that?
00:24:07Yeah, I know.
00:24:09Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:11You're shivering.
00:24:13Come here.
00:24:25Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:27I'll take the couch.
00:24:55What are you doing here?
00:24:57And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore
00:25:05from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:07Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:09Whatever.
00:25:11I just came by to tell you how happy I am
00:25:13you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:15Mia's your best friend?
00:25:17Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:19People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time
00:25:25you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:27And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two
00:25:31got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:45Like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:53Okay.
00:26:11What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower.
00:26:17Remember.
00:26:19No going in.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Maybe it's cool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:50It's cold.
00:26:52Now that we're in front of all these people
00:26:54he's putting on a show.
00:27:00Don't look now, but
00:27:02Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:10Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:20I'm not going to let Jules
00:27:22ruin my summer.
00:27:24Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:26when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:28Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:30You should definitely let her know
00:27:32that that's not true.
00:27:34You're right.
00:27:36It's time to put everyone's loyalty
00:27:38to the test.
00:27:44Everyone.
00:27:46I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:48Everyone must decide right now
00:27:50whether Jules stays
00:27:52or I do.
00:27:54Mia, would you relax?
00:27:56We're not taking a vote.
00:27:58We're not on Survivor.
00:28:00What's Survivor?
00:28:02A show for old people.
00:28:04Ew!
00:28:06I'm kidding.
00:28:08Guys.
00:28:10I'm just kidding.
00:28:14What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is,
00:28:19I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:27Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out
00:28:41what Jules really said about all of you
00:28:43behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about...
00:28:49Save it.
00:28:51Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah,
00:28:55I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know
00:28:59what Jules said about you?
00:29:01I bet you're dying
00:29:03to find out what your little girlfriend
00:29:05said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think
00:29:09everyone should find out
00:29:11what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett. This one's about you.
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb
00:29:17because he thinks that vegans
00:29:19can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:25She's framing me with the text
00:29:27that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job
00:29:31doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:35I paid good money for these.
00:29:37I mean, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:44Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:46She sent this to me after the first time
00:29:48you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:50Noah is arrogant and cocky
00:29:52and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect
00:29:56as roommates together.
00:29:58You said that about me?
00:30:00I can explain.
00:30:02Save your breath.
00:30:12Bitch!
00:30:14Don't touch me!
00:30:16Get off of me!
00:30:30You are so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:34Come on.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules
00:31:00are officially over.
00:31:03No, no way, dude.
00:31:05I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:07screw around a little bit.
00:31:09She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:19You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:21Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on!
00:31:25What do you mean, dude?
00:31:27It's pretty fucking clear!
00:31:29You hooked up!
00:31:31Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:33Emmett, stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:51Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:59You made a video of us having sex and posted it!
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:05How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:07Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:09than let everybody at this party know
00:32:11that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:19Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:21Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:25Fine.
00:32:28Jules.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:34You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:32:36since freshman year.
00:32:40Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:42Listen, Jules,
00:32:44none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:58Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:18You...
00:33:20You saved me?
00:33:28Ah.
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you,
00:33:38maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett.
00:33:44Don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:52Emmett,
00:33:54thank you for saving me,
00:33:56but I got it from here.
00:34:02One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:12Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:14I can explain everything.
00:34:16Good. Explain.
00:34:18Now.
00:34:22You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:24Takes one to know one.
00:34:26Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:34I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:38I never said that, okay?
00:34:41You know, once we make this official,
00:34:43I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:45That way, everyone can see it.
00:34:47But for right now,
00:34:49it's party time.
00:34:51Hup!
00:34:55Hup!
00:34:57Hup!
00:34:59Hup!
00:35:01Hup!
00:35:03Hup!
00:35:05Hup!
00:35:07Hup!
00:35:09OMG,
00:35:11I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:13I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:15if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:17How could you hook up
00:35:19with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:21You don't know him like I do.
00:35:23If you saw him naked,
00:35:25you'd understand.
00:35:27Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:29I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:31Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:35:33and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:35He and Emmett are the perfect match as well.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:39But I like him
00:35:41more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things
00:35:49that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:07Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:13Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:21Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:23I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:29So that way I can know
00:36:31that they're legit.
00:36:33Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:36he'll believe me.
00:36:40I guess you can't.
00:36:42There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:02I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:06They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:08It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:26You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:28When the smoke stops,
00:37:30you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:37:34Mhm.
00:38:00She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:33Keep the circle moving.
00:38:37If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:39kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:47Get off of me.
00:38:49Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:51What's a little peck?
00:38:55Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:57Remember that?
00:38:59Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:01Remember that six pack you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:09Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:15Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:17I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:19But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:21You have feelings for me?
00:39:23Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:25You do?
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:29I have all the feelings.
00:39:31Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:33Ridiculous!
00:39:35Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:37Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:39Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:41I broke your heart.
00:39:43I broke your heart.
00:39:45I broke your heart.
00:39:47I broke your heart.
00:39:49I broke your heart.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:02What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean I trusted you when you let me down
00:40:06and now I'm saying I would do anything
00:40:08to try again.
00:40:10Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:18So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:20Tell me you want to break the rules
00:40:22and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:36Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:38Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:47Her parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:55that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:40:59so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:01Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:17I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:19Look, if I don't get the money
00:41:21I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean Mia and I
00:41:27want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:31She's about to answer
00:41:33a very important question.
00:41:35I don't want to go shopping with Mia
00:41:37but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:39and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:41or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:43We can talk later.
00:41:45I promise.
00:41:57The girls go shopping.
00:41:59Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:03Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:05to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:14is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:42Oh my god,
00:42:44it's gorgeous!
00:42:46I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:54Ah! You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:56Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't. That's impossible.
00:43:02It doesn't fit.
00:43:04Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:06What are you doing?
00:43:08I'm shopping.
00:43:10For me?
00:43:12I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:14Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:16She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:18Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:20So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:24You're right.
00:43:26I have better things to do
00:43:28than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:30That's it. You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:39That's my girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:47to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can do whatever she wants.
00:43:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:01Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:03No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:09Hmm.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:39You know,
00:44:41there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well,
00:44:57aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:59Thank you, Noah.
00:45:01You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:03Like lipstick
00:45:05on a fucking pig.
00:45:11Put the dress on my card.
00:45:15Excuse me, um,
00:45:17I am missing a
00:45:19dress.
00:45:21Oh, I see.
00:45:23Excuse me, um,
00:45:25I am missing a very
00:45:27expensive necklace.
00:45:29I bet she stole it.
00:45:31I would never.
00:45:33Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:37Fine.
00:45:39Whatever, Mia.
00:45:53See?
00:45:55Told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:07And
00:46:09I believe that $500
00:46:11is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace
00:46:24in your purse.
00:46:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us wanted Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:38Put the necklace on my card
00:46:40as well. Please and thank you.
00:46:42Huh!
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty
00:46:58hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules would tell you every night.
00:47:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight,
00:47:04I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:07Watch your mouth.
00:47:09Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:11Okay, dude.
00:47:13Jules was mine first.
00:47:15I dumped her, okay?
00:47:17It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:19Jules broke up with you
00:47:21so she could be with me.
00:47:23Okay, all right.
00:47:25Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:27Yeah?
00:47:29I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:31By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:33and never come back.
00:47:35Fine.
00:47:37And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:39I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:41I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:43Deal.
00:47:49You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:51Jules, you were looking so hot
00:47:53in that dress.
00:48:01Eat shit.
00:48:03Hey.
00:48:05Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:07Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:09Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:11unless it's with me.
00:48:23Hey.
00:48:29Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:48:34You, uh,
00:48:36you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:42Because I think it sucks.
00:48:44Jules, tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:46For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:06Have fun.
00:49:08Here. Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:18You're crazy.
00:49:20Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:32Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:58Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man
00:50:12a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:30Come on.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:34Come on.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:50Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:17Top that.
00:51:28Top that!
00:51:58You're the most beautiful girl here, Shawna.
00:52:25Oh, hi!
00:52:45Yo!
00:52:46Jason!
00:52:48Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:52:50Now!
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56A good time.
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:53:59Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:35I'm going to go change.
00:54:40Destiny.
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:45Emmett was with her.
00:54:48That little shit!
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off.
00:55:15Relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:25This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:29Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:36Jules?
00:55:38Jules, are you in there?
00:55:39Noah!
00:55:40Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:54What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:04Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait!
00:56:19Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:43You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:00Mia, stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:20You're coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:22I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:24I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:30You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:27I want to show you something.
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:10Stop breathing.
01:00:13I need you now.
01:00:34What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:09Oh, yeah.
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:16You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:36Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:38Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:10Oh.
01:03:14My baby boy!
01:03:17Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:25To propose!
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:49I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:01Get out of this house!
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:05Mom, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa, my second mommy!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh, yes we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:01Oh, thanks.
01:05:09She's better.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37No.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Rawr!
01:05:48All right, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:32Woo!
01:06:34Oh, wait, no.
01:06:36Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:51Ah!
01:07:01Ah!
01:07:02Ah!
01:07:03Ah!
01:07:04No!
01:07:05Woo!
01:07:06Ah!
01:07:09You saved me.
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:58Remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money,
01:08:35but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:45Come with me.
01:08:51I want to give you the money.
01:08:54Now as your boss, as your boyfriend,
01:08:58Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:01I don't know what to say.
01:09:07Just let me take care of you.
01:09:15And tell me that you love me.
01:09:20I don't think I can say it.
01:09:26Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:31Fine.
01:09:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:39I know you do.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released,
01:10:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is,
01:10:18welcome to the family!
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:04What is this?
01:11:13Ew, what died in here?
01:11:16My manhood.
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:21Really?
01:11:24I don't like to read.
01:11:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:29Between Jules and Noah.
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:33so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:38Oh, great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:11:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:11:51I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know, I know.
01:11:56I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:12Who are you?
01:12:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:47I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:51Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:55I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:03The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:08And I get bored easy.
01:13:13Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:17Interview starts now.
01:13:19Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:23Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:25Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:27That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:37That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:40He's a total clown.
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:27You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:37Everybody!
01:14:39Let's get the party started!
01:14:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:56I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:58There's something special about you.
01:15:01You're so...beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah, tell me.
01:15:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:19You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:25How long is he going to be here?
01:15:28I'll protect you.
01:15:31Looky here. The happy little couple.
01:15:35From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:43Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:03I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:12so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't want to hear it.
01:16:23Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know
01:16:26that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:33I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:39Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:45Chicks, dude.
01:16:47I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:56You're pathetic.
01:16:58Bitch.
01:17:00Whatever, dude.
01:17:05What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl.
01:17:17We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I want to play with you.
01:17:30I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:49In your dreams, perv.
01:17:55Mia.
01:17:57Do you know where Jules is?
01:17:59You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:01Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:04Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:08Get it through your head.
01:18:10I want to be with Jules.
01:18:12Why do you like her so much?
01:18:14I don't like her.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:21I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:47If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:51Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:57My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:00Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:04Damn, you were great.
01:19:07Just one kiss.
01:19:09That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:17Don't play hard to get!
01:19:25Get off of her.
01:19:30Get off of her.
01:19:32Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:35If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:38You wouldn't dare.
01:19:41You little shit!
01:19:44You little shit!
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:50Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:55You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:20:02And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear this.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me. I saw you kissing back.
01:20:34I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:36You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:38You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:40so why does it matter?
01:20:43Tell him that he's a good kisser,
01:20:45and you want him right now.
01:20:47Tell him you love him.
01:20:49It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:52that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:04You're fired.
01:21:06Get out of my house.
01:21:22You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:28You never belonged with us,
01:21:31and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:35I played you, and I won.
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:21:49I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:53and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:21:56and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:04You thought you were better than me,
01:22:07but I always win.
01:22:09All I fucking do is win.
01:22:18A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:27Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:31It's too late.
01:22:38Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:41Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:46That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:49You lose everything.
01:22:51What?
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:55Oh, God.
01:23:08Karen, I help you.
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:13My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:17I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:21You need anything?
01:23:31I have a big tip for you.
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:36Smile more.
01:23:45This money feels dirty.
01:23:47I never want to see this check again.
01:24:00Miss me?
01:24:06Miss me?
01:24:08Miss me?
01:24:15Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:21Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:36You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:45You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules. It's all yours.
01:24:51But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:56Another condition?
01:24:58What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:01Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:25:04No.
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight...
01:25:16...at 8 p.m.
01:25:18And I want you to wear this.
01:25:21What are you doing here?
01:25:23Noah told me to come.
01:25:25Really?
01:25:27Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:29Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:34He's proposing to you?
01:25:36When did you two get back together?
01:25:38Oh, my God.
01:25:40I'm so sorry.
01:25:42I'm so sorry.
01:25:44I'm so sorry.
01:25:46I'm so sorry.
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:55And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you...
01:26:03...Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:08Mia! Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:12Why did you invite me here?
01:26:14To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:34How did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:46Fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:27:08Daddy!
01:27:09Hi, Mia.
01:27:12If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:22Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:30I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:37And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders. I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:52And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:54Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:57And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:06And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:08Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:10I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:35I love you.
01:29:05I love you.
01:29:11Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:35Let's party.