Aired (November 28, 2024): Richard Yap kalokalike, napadpad sa 'And the Breadwinner Is' na segment ng 'It's Showtime.' Panoorin ang video na ito.
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00:00♪♪
00:16And you may now introduce yourselves.
00:19What's up, madlang people?
00:20I'm Remy Roberto,
00:22the security guard and breadwinner of Antipolo Risal.
00:25Whee!
00:26♪♪
00:29What's up, madlang people?
00:31I'm Chellag Bonito,
00:33the breadwinner and security guard of Kalumpit, Bulacan.
00:37Wow!
00:38Number three.
00:40What's up, madlang people?
00:42I'm Jonathan Tubarubias,
00:44the breadwinner of...
00:46Ha!
00:48There you go.
00:49Classmate number two.
00:51He can't forget.
00:52Classmate number three.
00:53Again, again.
00:55Okay.
00:56Go.
00:58What's up, madlang people?
01:00What's up, madlang people?
01:01It's okay. What's important is that you're not the one he's looking for.
01:04Okay, okay.
01:05What's up, what's up?
01:07What's up, madlang people?
01:09I'm Jonathan Tubarubias,
01:11the breadwinner and security guard of Teresa Risal.
01:15Oh!
01:18Teresa Risal.
01:20He remembers it bit by bit.
01:22Yes, because he's nervous.
01:23Yes.
01:24Do you want to...
01:25Let's go here so he can see.
01:27Oh!
01:30Jong, we have something to say.
01:34I forgot, too.
01:37It's a hawa-hawa epidemic.
01:38Yes, it's a hawa-hawa.
01:40But here it is.
01:41Julia, we have three K's.
01:43Kilatis, kilos, and katanungan
01:46that will be given to our breadwinner balls
01:48to get to know and find the real breadwinner security guard.
01:52Yes.
01:53Let's start with the first K.
01:55Kilatis.
01:57You'll give them three kilatis.
01:58You can hold them.
02:00We said goodbye to them.
02:01They agreed.
02:02You said goodbye?
02:03Huh?
02:03You?
02:04I did.
02:04Wow!
02:05I even called on their faces
02:06because they didn't know what to say.
02:09They agreed.
02:09You should have brought Andrei with you.
02:11Yes.
02:12You can also...
02:13We'll give you a chance
02:16to ask one question.
02:18Any question
02:20that you think you can use
02:21to give them three kilatis.
02:24You can answer, okay?
02:25Okay.
02:26But there's no explanation.
02:27It's just a short answer
02:30to his simple question about kilatis.
02:32You can come closer, Julia.
02:34My first question was
02:36how long can you stand?
02:38Yes.
02:39How long can you stand?
02:43Number one,
02:44Sia, Remigio, Roberto.
02:48How long can you answer?
02:50Stand, stand.
02:51You can answer.
02:52You can answer.
02:54Romeo.
02:55It depends if there's a replacement.
02:57It depends if there's a replacement.
02:59Oh, that's the only answer.
03:00If there's no replacement,
03:01you won't sit down?
03:02Yes.
03:03That's how it is.
03:04That's a bit difficult.
03:06Look, in your opinion,
03:07in that position,
03:09I don't think it's a security guard.
03:12Why?
03:13I feel like
03:14there's a band here.
03:15Why did you say there's a band?
03:17There's a drumstick.
03:18Oh, right.
03:19It looks like
03:20it's just like that now.
03:22But later, it'll be like this.
03:25Why did you say there's a drumstick?
03:27Oh, right.
03:28It depends on his aura.
03:30Stand.
03:31Earlier,
03:32number one was just talking.
03:34I feel like it's him.
03:35There's a possibility.
03:37But it's difficult
03:38if that's the first question.
03:40It's in the cilates.
03:41It's in the cilates part.
03:42But here,
03:43it's just gut feel.
03:44Correct.
03:45Let's move on to the second one.
03:46Let's try.
03:47Look at Julia first.
03:49In your opinion,
03:50is a security guard
03:51a hardware in Pinot Noir?
03:53Yes.
03:54Why?
03:55I feel like
03:56he's been serving
03:57for a long time
03:58in Engbitin.
04:01That's delicious.
04:02I feel like
04:03he's really from Engbitin.
04:04Why did you say that?
04:05Look at his pants.
04:06Engbitin.
04:07Engbitin.
04:08His pants are really Engbitin.
04:09It's crystal.
04:10It's also Engbitin.
04:11It's the trend now.
04:12Yes,
04:13Engbitin.
04:14It's like Hopia.
04:15It's like that.
04:16In his aura,
04:17does it look like?
04:18It looks like he's a student.
04:19It looks like he's a student.
04:20But it's not.
04:21It's not.
04:22It's not.
04:23It looks like he's a student
04:24who's always in the clinic.
04:26But it's on the side.
04:27Look at it when it's closed.
04:28Close it, brother.
04:29There,
04:30he's there.
04:31You see,
04:32he's like an A.I.
04:33He's laughing.
04:35But you can ask him.
04:36You can ask him.
04:37Same question.
04:38How long can you stand
04:39in your position?
04:41How long, brother?
04:4212 hours.
04:4312 hours.
04:4412.
04:45I also have a question
04:46that's why it's only one.
04:47I would've said.
04:48That's so sad.
04:49You can't ask that question.
04:51Can you help me?
04:52You're too close.
04:55No, I'll just ask.
04:57What would you ask?
04:58Does he have more mustache
04:59on the right than on the left?
05:00Because he works
05:01in Chinese.
05:02That's why he has a mustache.
05:03Does he have a row?
05:04Yes.
05:05How many on the right?
05:06He needs 7 on the left,
05:086 on the right,
05:09and 13 on the left
05:10because he has gold-plated eyes.
05:12Gold-plated eyes.
05:13He's so white.
05:14Who can say
05:15that you're not
05:16on the line of duty?
05:17Hey.
05:18That's him.
05:19You don't know me?
05:20Who is he?
05:21That's Papa Chen.
05:23Papa Chen?
05:24The giant.
05:25That's right.
05:26That's Chen.
05:27Chen Junsu.
05:29Papa Chen.
05:30Junsu.
05:31Yes, Chen.
05:32He's handsome.
05:33Yes.
05:34Do you feel
05:35that he's a security guard?
05:36I don't think so.
05:37No?
05:38I don't think so.
05:39I don't think so.
05:40But what do you think
05:41his job is
05:42if he's not a security guard?
05:46It's dangerous.
05:47It's dangerous.
05:48I think
05:49he's good
05:50at making morcon.
05:51Why?
05:52Why didn't you say?
05:53God-feel.
05:54God-feel.
05:55God-feel.
05:56And that's what I'm feeling.
05:57I'm feeling it.
05:58He's good
05:59at making morcon.
06:00He's good
06:01at picking up coins.
06:02He's good
06:03at sewing
06:04cow.
06:05That's what I feel.
06:07But let me look.
06:08Why?
06:09I think he's a spy.
06:10Why?
06:11Why is he a spy?
06:12Why did you lie?
06:13In Wicked,
06:14there are spies there too.
06:15I just finished watching
06:16Wicked.
06:17God-feel.
06:18In Wicked.
06:19Let's go to the third one.
06:21I'm sorry, we're just kidding.
06:23Don't worry, I'll retouch you later.
06:27Let's go to the next one.
06:29Do you want to cut it?
06:31He's the only one whose eyes are moving.
06:33Usually, we're all like that.
06:35We're all snappy.
06:37He said that to Julia.
06:39Wow.
06:41If it's hard for Julia,
06:43why did you date Coco?
06:45You have something.
06:47You're jealous.
06:49You're mad at Julia.
06:51The night eye.
06:53In terms of form.
06:55It's like...
06:57The world is different.
06:59It's like it's going to fly.
07:01I feel like Dracula
07:03in the middle of the night.
07:05I feel like it's ending.
07:07Why?
07:09It's like that when it's ending for us.
07:11What?
07:13The one in front.
07:15You're in front?
07:17It's like the ending.
07:19It's still a boomerang but it's so good at flying.
07:21Why are boomerangs so good at flying?
07:23Of course, you'll get a lot of attention
07:25if you don't pay.
07:27What do you think?
07:29I don't think so.
07:31I feel like Juan is my type.
07:33He's different.
07:35He's like...
07:37He's like a model.
07:39He's different.
07:41He's like a model.
07:43He's like a model.
07:45If he's the guard,
07:47he'll always fight at the gate.
07:49If he's the school hand to guard,
07:51he'll always go around the gate
07:53because he doesn't want to fight.
07:55He's like a model.
07:57He'll go around the gate.
07:59But I want to ask you something.
08:01It's still the same.
08:03How long can you stand still?
08:05Yes.
08:0724 hours.
08:09That long?
08:11That long?
08:13That's possible.
08:15If you're an addict,
08:17you won't be able to sit still.
08:19You can stand still for 24 hours.
08:21That's amazing.
08:23He can wake up even if he can't sleep.
08:25He can't sleep?
08:27Yes.
08:29Is it hard?
08:31It's hard.
08:33It's really hard.
08:35Security guard.
08:37What comes to your mind
08:39when you think of security guards?
08:41Security guards
08:43are not always serious.
08:45We have fans
08:47but they're more determined.
08:49They're more serious about their job.
08:51They're more organized.
08:53Yes.
08:55Security guards
08:57are different.
08:59They're like the owners of the house.
09:01Yes.
09:03I left the house before.
09:05I thought I wouldn't be able to enter the store.
09:07I said,
09:09I'll buy it.
09:11It's expensive.
09:13It's expensive.
09:15Out of the three of them,
09:17who do you think is the breadwinner?
09:19Number one.
09:21Number one?
09:23Let's ask his partner,
09:25Andre.
09:27Andre, what's your school?
09:29That's it.
09:31He forgot again.
09:33Julia said,
09:35you're the breadwinner security guard.
09:37Is that how you feel?
09:39Yes.
09:41Why?
09:43Because of my building.
09:45What's the difference?
09:47What's the difference?
09:49The building of number one is better.
09:51It's better?
09:53It's better.
09:55So if we're building a beauty queen,
09:57that's what you'll choose?
09:59I should've asked.
10:01The building of number three is better
10:03It's a bit high.
10:05It's a bit high.
10:07I think number three is
10:09a security guard who can wear a swimsuit.
10:13I know you're like that.
10:15You're always like this.
10:23You can't ask Julia to do it.
10:27All of our guests are doing it.
10:29Why didn't you ask Julia to do it?
10:31Why didn't you ask Julia to do it?
10:33Why didn't you ask the person beside you?
10:39Why didn't you ask Julia
10:41to do it?
10:43I don't want to fight with Coco.
10:45I don't want to be an ex.
10:51We're not going to do it to Julia.
10:53Coco already has a TikTok.
10:55She already followed me.
10:57We're not going to do it to Julia.
10:59He's eating a tiktok.
11:01He's going to do that.
11:03With who? Baby Jai?
11:06Baby Jai, yes.
11:11Okay.
11:12Andre and Julia said,
11:14for now,
11:15in the first round,
11:17the breadwinner with the security card is number one.
11:19Let's do a bet.
11:22Let's do a bet.
11:24Let's do a bet.
11:26Let's do a bet.
11:28Let's do a bet.
11:30Let's do a bet.
11:34I like it.
11:35You like it?
11:37You like it?
11:39Rapper.
11:40This is a good show, right?
11:42Have fun.
11:43But I want to sit there.
11:45I'm so shy.
11:47Let him sit there.
11:48Don't be shy.
11:50Andre doesn't know his school.
11:54He already knows.
11:56He already memorized it.
11:58Let's move on to the second round.
12:00This is Kilos.
12:02What do you do when you move?
12:04Of course, they will move.
12:06Move?
12:07We will give you scenarios.
12:09Okay.
12:10In each scenario,
12:12they will prove through their moves
12:14that they are the breadwinner with the security card.
12:18Number one will go first.
12:20Manong Rebillo Roberto.
12:23Manong Rebillo Roberto will go first.
12:26Okay.
12:27The scene.
12:29The scene.
12:30You're not a robot.
12:31I thought you were a robot.
12:33That's how they move.
12:34Is that so?
12:35This is the AI.
12:37Maybe he's doing something else.
12:39The scene.
12:40For example,
12:41he's doing this.
12:43No.
12:45That's a cone.
12:46No.
12:47What's that?
12:48What's that?
12:50Right?
12:51Weekend.
12:52Weekend.
12:53Gravity.
12:55Flying high.
12:57Defying.
12:59Okay.
13:00What he will do is eat an ice cream.
13:04What will he do?
13:05What will he do?
13:08What's that?
13:09What will he do?
13:10What will he do?
13:14It's too far.
13:16It's too far.
13:18It's too far.
13:19Thank you so much for this award.
13:23It's Junya's turn.
13:24Junya.
13:26Junya.
13:27What will he do?
13:28What will he do?
13:31That's it.
13:35That's amazing.
13:36That's amazing.
13:37That's amazing.
13:38You do it.
13:39You do it.
13:40You do it.
13:41What will you do?
13:42You do it.
13:43You do it.
13:44I'm with you.
13:47He's a security guard.
13:48It's so noisy here.
13:49He won't listen to you.
13:50He won't listen to you.
13:51You're so unlucky.
13:52Let's do this.
13:53But he's your friend.
13:55Move your mouth.
13:58A security guard.
13:59You're not a security guard.
14:00They might already feel this.
14:03Okay, I'll do it.
14:04He's on duty.
14:05This is the scene.
14:06Yes.
14:07For example, Jiong will park...
14:09You're in the mall.
14:10You're parking in the mall.
14:11Okay.
14:12Jiong will park.
14:13Then, I...
14:15I'm standing there.
14:16I reserve the parking space.
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18:38What? Don't you have anything to do?
18:41Sir, I'm already talking to them.
18:43Talk to them too.
18:45You guys are in the wrong, ma'am.
18:47You're standing in the parking slot.
18:49What's wrong? Where's your car?
18:51I'm not going to park. We're going to take a picture.
18:53I'll just look for another parking slot, ma'am. Please leave.
19:00Guard, guard, what's that?
19:02Let him go. I'm in a hurry. I'm already late.
19:04I'll just look for another parking slot.
19:06I'll just look for another parking slot.
19:08We're first-come, first-served.
19:10We're not allowed to stand in the parking lot.
19:13That's right.
19:15Okay, bye.
19:16Dad.
19:17Yes?
19:18Let's just fly an airplane.
19:20What?
19:21That's not fair.
19:23And he's not laughing.
19:25Yes.
19:26You're not laughing even though you don't have a gun.
19:28But you have a container.
19:30You can go back to your seat. Thank you, sir.
19:32And he's calm.
19:34This is where I was when I was a kid.
19:36This is where I was when I was a kid.
19:38Do you remember that?
19:39Yes.
19:40We've been together for two months.
19:42I'm really fond of balacangas.
19:44This is where I was when I was a kid.
19:46This is where I was when I was a kid.
19:48Wow.
19:50Show us.
19:52Are you serious?
19:53Okay, in your scene,
19:55there's a kid who's missing.
19:58And he asks for help.
20:00This is it.
20:02This is it.
20:04He's asking for help.
20:06Okay, Chen.
20:08Chen, come here.
20:10Come here, Chen.
20:12You're at the mall, and there's a kid who's missing.
20:14Okay.
20:16That's right. Saving grace.
20:18And Julia is the mother who's looking for him.
20:20Okay.
20:22Who's the kid?
20:24Hello, who's the most handsome kid here?
20:26Who?
20:28Just by the skin.
20:30And last, Lassie.
20:32Lassie.
20:36Emergency call.
20:38SOS.