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00:00:00You're driving me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy!
00:00:02That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:04If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:05their guts.
00:00:06For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:07You two are hooking up?
00:00:08We're not hooking up.
00:00:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:10To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:11ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
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00:01:23You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:26You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:42Jules!
00:01:43Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:45I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:47Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:49This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:57ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:12I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:16And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:23I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:33I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:37I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:39Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:50Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming?
00:03:02No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:16Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:21And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:25Destiny?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:28That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:30Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:48Mia?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53It's right here. I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:04:00Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:08No.
00:04:09Open it.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:39Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:41No, we can't.
00:04:42The police are loaded with drugs.
00:04:43Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:47Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:49Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:52I'll be by the pool.
00:04:53Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:01I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:05You have to save her.
00:05:09Jules?
00:05:10Jules!
00:05:12Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:13What do I do?
00:05:14Mouth to mouth.
00:05:15Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:22You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:03What are you trying to do?
00:06:05Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what, I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:36Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:46We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:05Did someone say my name?
00:07:11You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:20We're not hooking up.
00:07:22Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:39Let the girls talk.
00:07:47After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:53Did you just spit on me?
00:07:56Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:01Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:11Especially Noah.
00:08:12Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:16Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:20I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:28Thanks, Noey.
00:08:31I'm sorry.
00:08:33I'm sorry.
00:08:36I'm sorry.
00:08:38I'm sorry.
00:08:40Thanks, Noey.
00:08:43Fire her.
00:08:52Fire her.
00:08:56Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:04Noah, she shoved me. And this is my rental too.
00:09:09So, what I say goes.
00:09:14Thanks.
00:09:20Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:09:27I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:40Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this. Okay?
00:09:55It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01Thank god. I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:04This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:20What are you doing home?
00:10:22I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:25No. No. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:29Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:33I know. But I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:41But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:46Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:01Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:27Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:34What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:38Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:43Nobody wants you here.
00:11:45I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:49I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:11:54I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:11:57After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:12:03What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:07What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:11No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:17Tell her, Noah.
00:12:19Prove it.
00:12:20I'll work harder than I ever have before, and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:26Okay, enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:31And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:35Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:12:41Well, she better be gone by the time I'm done.
00:12:45She really has you by the balls.
00:12:48Don't insult me.
00:12:50Or what? You'll spank me?
00:12:54You can leave now.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:59You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:04I don't care.
00:13:06I don't care.
00:13:08I don't care.
00:13:10I don't care.
00:13:11I don't care because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:17You're right.
00:13:19Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:23You're fired.
00:13:27You're right.
00:13:29Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:33You're fired.
00:13:35Here.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:42Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:44Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:49You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:13:59John, you're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:05Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:14:17Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:28Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:30Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:33You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:37Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:57What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:03Come on.
00:15:07Guys!
00:15:09What the hell?
00:15:11What the fuck are you?
00:15:16You want your job back? Fuck me.
00:15:23Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:25Play along.
00:15:27Why would I do that?
00:15:29You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:15:32Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:38Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:46I'm committed.
00:15:50Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:54You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:57I am the only person you can trust in this house for these things.
00:16:02Noah, come out right now.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:10I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:13Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:15Show me what you've got.
00:16:20Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:22Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:16:33Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:39Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:42You fucking bitch.
00:16:44You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:47Take it up with Noah.
00:16:49This isn't over.
00:16:52If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:57you're wrong.
00:16:58I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:07Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:10You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:12Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:15Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:18Oh, wait.
00:17:20I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:23You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:24Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:26We're the last two candidates for the Lehman Internship, right?
00:17:29Yeah. What about it?
00:17:32If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:36Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:39Internship will be yours.
00:17:41Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:47You're on.
00:17:49We need to talk.
00:17:54Emmett, get out.
00:18:00Did I get my job back?
00:18:02Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:06To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:10What?
00:18:12What?
00:18:14What?
00:18:16What?
00:18:19What?
00:18:21You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:24I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:34Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:40Done.
00:18:42Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:51Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:59Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:04But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:08This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:14I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:18Deal.
00:19:22Let's seal the deal.
00:19:30Let's shake on it.
00:19:39Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:49Rule number one.
00:19:51No boners.
00:19:53You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:56You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:01Just one.
00:20:03No feelings.
00:20:05I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:09And you're my complication, Jules.
00:20:12Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:16Yeah, I do.
00:20:18I have one.
00:20:21No one touches you but me.
00:20:26You don't own me.
00:20:28Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:31While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:35So you really don't own me?
00:20:37I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:40So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:45Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:53Let the show begin.
00:20:59Ew.
00:21:01Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:04You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:33I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:47Dinner is served.
00:21:54Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:10You want to help?
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:21Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:34Noah.
00:22:36Are you thirsty?
00:22:42Jules.
00:22:44Take your shirt off.
00:23:04Oops.
00:23:06I spilled a little.
00:23:08Jules.
00:23:10I'm still thirsty.
00:23:20Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:23I have to go.
00:23:25I'm sorry.
00:23:27I'm sorry.
00:23:29I'm sorry.
00:23:31I'm sorry.
00:23:34I'm sorry.
00:23:42If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:48Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:07You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:13Now you're going to strip for me?
00:24:15You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:18Come here.
00:24:31Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:33I'll take the couch.
00:24:49What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:00Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:02Whatever.
00:25:04I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:08Mia's your best friend?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:11She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:13She's my best friend.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend?
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:17She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:19People contain multitudes.
00:25:22Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:30And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:45Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:26:12What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, don't go in one.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:32I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Meet me at the pool.
00:26:45What's with this guy?
00:26:47One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:48Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:57Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:07Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:14What?
00:27:25I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:28Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:32Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:35You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:38You're right.
00:27:40It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:45Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:49Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:02What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:08I'm kidding.
00:28:10Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:12What game is she trying to play?
00:28:14Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:22Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:26That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:28Oh, honey.
00:28:30You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:36It's time to find out what Jules really wants from me.
00:28:40It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:46What are you talking about?
00:28:48I never said anything about Save It.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:27She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey!
00:29:35I paid good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:40Jules would never say any of those things.
00:29:42Really?
00:29:44Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:46She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:49Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:55Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:58You said that about me?
00:30:00I can explain.
00:30:02Save your breath.
00:30:05Bitch!
00:30:07Don't touch me!
00:30:09Get off of me!
00:30:29You are so hot.
00:30:31Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:57Yo!
00:30:59Emmett!
00:31:00You and Jules are officially over.
00:31:03No, no way, dude.
00:31:05I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:08She'll come crawling back.
00:31:12Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look.
00:31:22You hooked up with Jules!
00:31:24I don't know what's going on.
00:31:26What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:28You hooked up!
00:31:30Fuck!
00:31:32Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:34Emmett, stop!
00:31:36Fuck you, dude!
00:31:41Did you post this?
00:31:51Jules, did you post this?
00:31:58I don't know.
00:32:00You posted a photo of us having sex and posted.
00:32:02What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:07How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:09Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:16Everyone was right about you.
00:32:18You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:21Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:23Lose my number.
00:32:25I never want to see you again.
00:32:27Fine.
00:32:28Feelings mutual.
00:32:31Great.
00:32:33You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:47You're a skank.
00:32:49So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:18You saved me.
00:33:31That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:35And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:40Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:44Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:58Thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:06One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:15Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:17I can explain everything.
00:34:19Good, explain.
00:34:20Now.
00:34:22You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:25Takes one to know one.
00:34:27Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:36I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:40I never said that, okay?
00:34:42You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:46That way everyone can see it.
00:34:48But for right now,
00:34:51it's party time.
00:34:54Hup!
00:34:56Hup!
00:34:58Hup!
00:35:00Hup!
00:35:02Hup!
00:35:04Hup!
00:35:06Hup!
00:35:08Hup!
00:35:09Hup!
00:35:14OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:18I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:21How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:27If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:30Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:32I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:34Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:41But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:48The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:02Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:08Is that true?
00:36:12It's true.
00:36:14I liked you.
00:36:17Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:19I mean, really.
00:36:22Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:25So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:28Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:32I don't know.
00:36:33Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:40I guess you can't.
00:36:42There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:51I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:53But when I really think about it,
00:36:55I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:57I really did.
00:36:59Ugh.
00:37:01I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:03To what, bone?
00:37:06They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:23Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:26You take turns.
00:37:28You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:30When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mhm.
00:37:59She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:29Yeah.
00:38:41Keep the circle moving.
00:38:44If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:46kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:54Get off of me.
00:38:56Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:58What the heck?
00:39:01Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:03Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:11Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:15Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:17I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:19But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:23You have feelings for me?
00:39:28Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:30You do?
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:34I have all the feelings.
00:39:36Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:38Ridiculous!
00:39:40Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:42Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:45Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:47I broke your trust.
00:39:49And when that video was leaked,
00:39:51my trust was broken too.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:55I'm sorry.
00:39:56My trust was broken too.
00:40:04What do you mean?
00:40:06I mean I trusted you when you let me down
00:40:08and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:12Do you want to get back together?
00:40:15You said no feelings.
00:40:17Yeah, you're right.
00:40:21So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:23Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:35It looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:38Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:45Mm-hmm.
00:40:47Her parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:52is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:40:58so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:12It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:19I'll lose everything.
00:41:21What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:27Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:30She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:33I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:35but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:37and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:39or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:43We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:46We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:59The girls go shopping.
00:42:01Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:05Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:07to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:09I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:11once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:13Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:15is the best internship in the entire country.
00:42:17It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:25Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:27and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:39Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:41Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:44I'm gonna go try this on.
00:42:52Ah!
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:56Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:59No, you didn't, that's impossible.
00:43:01It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:08Shopping?
00:43:10Do you not remember me?
00:43:12I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:14Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:16She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:18Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:20So your money's no good here.
00:43:23You know what?
00:43:25You're right.
00:43:27I have better things to do
00:43:29than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:31That's it, you're out.
00:43:33Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:35I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:40That's my girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:52Has no spending limit.
00:43:54My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:44:00No way, this is mine!
00:44:02Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:04No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:06Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:22What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:30Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:37You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:40Is it too expensive?
00:44:42No.
00:44:44It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:54Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:36You can dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:41Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See? Told ya.
00:46:04I don't know how that got there.
00:46:06Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:21Yes, it is.
00:46:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:41Please and thank you.
00:46:49Hey.
00:46:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:55There he is.
00:46:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:47:03Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:11Watch your mouth.
00:47:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:17Jules was mine first.
00:47:19I dumped her, okay?
00:47:21It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:27Okay, alright.
00:47:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:31Yeah?
00:47:33Jules is panties off.
00:47:35By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:37and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:39Fine.
00:47:41And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:43I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:45I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:47Deal.
00:47:52You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:55Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:33I don't know.
00:48:35Jules.
00:48:37You didn't answer my question.
00:48:39About what?
00:48:41The music in here?
00:48:43Because I think it sucks.
00:48:45Jules.
00:48:47Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:49For real.
00:48:51No contracts and no money.
00:48:53I mean it.
00:48:55I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:57Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:59Like I care.
00:49:01I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:03Sorry.
00:49:05We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:07Have fun.
00:49:09Here.
00:49:11Put this on.
00:49:13I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:18You're crazy.
00:49:20Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:27You're on.
00:49:34Follow me.
00:49:40Let the show begin.
00:49:51You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:57Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:29Let the show begin.
00:50:59This is the way to the world, way to the world.
00:51:02To get the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:51:05Don't run away from me.
00:51:07This is the way, this is the way.
00:51:18Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:51:59Top that.
00:52:12You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:14Show me.
00:52:29Show me.
00:52:46Yo.
00:52:48Jason.
00:52:50Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:52:52Now.
00:52:54I got you.
00:52:56Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:16As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation.
00:53:23I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:53:30Jules, wait.
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off.
00:53:43No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules.
00:53:49I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:54What is that?
00:53:56Okay, time.
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You wanna have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks.
00:54:06Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:10Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:24Bottoms up.
00:54:27Cheers.
00:54:30Alright.
00:54:32Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:35I'm gonna go change.
00:54:39Destin.
00:54:41Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:45Emmett was with her.
00:54:48That little shit.
00:54:50That little shit.
00:54:57Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:09We both know you want this.
00:55:11Be gentle.
00:55:13Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:15Back off.
00:55:17Just relax, baby.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:22Oh, I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me.
00:55:27This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:35Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:41Noah, help me!
00:55:46Noah, help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:51Get off of her!
00:55:53You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:56What's the big deal now, huh?
00:56:00Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:02What are you doing?
00:56:04She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:06Even if she won't say so.
00:56:13Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:15I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:19Wait, stop!
00:56:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:44You look like shit.
00:56:47Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:49All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:52Hey!
00:56:54Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:01Mia, stop.
00:57:04This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:08Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:10Be so fucking for real.
00:57:12Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:14You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And, you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:21Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:57:28I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:37I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:48Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:56Let me help you.
00:58:07I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:18I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:21I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:24Really.
00:58:26I didn't take them.
00:58:28You didn't take the pills?
00:58:34You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:37It's twice as fun.
00:58:39And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:48What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky Road.
00:58:56Ow.
00:58:58Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:59This is how you repay me?
00:59:01How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:06I'm not an asshole.
00:59:08No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:12You're the king of assholes.
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:25I got to show you something.
00:59:36I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:39I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:11Stop breathing.
01:00:14I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:35What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:40I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:10Oh.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:17Hi, Mrs. Allen.
01:01:19It's Mia.
01:01:20Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31Bye.
01:01:36Bye.
01:01:45Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:47What are you doing up so early?
01:01:50I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:52I'm ready for another round.
01:01:55Hey, can you knock?
01:01:56Can you put your boner away?
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up!
01:02:01Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:02Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:04It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:26Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:33I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:01Now.
01:03:07Bobby!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:17Mom, hi!
01:03:19Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:23Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:26To propose!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:37Why?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:02Get out of this house!
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:06Mom.
01:04:08This is Jules.
01:04:09And she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:25Lisa, my second mommy!
01:04:29We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes we do.
01:04:32We do.
01:04:35You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:37I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:39I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:40But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:43Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:46Please?
01:04:56My head hurts.
01:04:58Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:01I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:09She's better.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:20Water, I need water!
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:25What did you give my mom?
01:05:27Aspirin.
01:05:28Aspirin?
01:05:30It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:38No.
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:48Alright, that's enough. I've got to talk to you.
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way. You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them. She found them.
01:06:02Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:11Where did she go?
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way. It feels so good.
01:06:37Help!
01:06:39I'm drowning!
01:06:41Mia, save me!
01:06:43Absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:57Help!
01:07:10Will you save me?
01:07:14Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:22I was wrong about you.
01:07:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:57No feelings. Remember?
01:08:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:08:15I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:17When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:22If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:27So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:48Come with me.
01:08:54I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss, but as your boyfriend.
01:09:00Because I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:12And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17I don't think I can say it.
01:09:22Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:28Fine.
01:09:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:33And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:36I know you do.
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:40I know you do.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:48Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:51Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:57You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:59We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:03After your little sex video was released,
01:10:08at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me,
01:10:16all I can say is,
01:10:18welcome to the family!
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:35Adios.
01:10:38Bye, Mom.
01:10:42I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:46Good luck with that.
01:10:48I don't need luck.
01:10:50I have a really big brain.
01:11:00There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:16Ew, what died in here?
01:11:18My manhood.
01:11:21Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:23Really?
01:11:27I don't like to read.
01:11:29It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:32They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:34so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:37That's cheating.
01:11:39Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:11:42Good boy.
01:11:44I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:11:52I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:55I know, I know.
01:11:56But I've got to work on my presentation
01:11:59for the Lehman internship.
01:12:03What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:29What are you doing here?
01:12:31Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:50Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:54I'm the high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:12:58and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:02The next intern for Lehman Corp.
01:13:05will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:08And I get bored easy.
01:13:12Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:21Interview starts now.
01:13:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:32That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:44He's a total clown.
01:13:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:14:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:06and have my own career.
01:14:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:30No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:39Everybody!
01:14:41Let's get the party started!
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:03You're so... beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:08But I'm taken.
01:15:10I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:12Noah.
01:15:14Tell me.
01:15:16Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:18That'd be me.
01:15:21You're a lucky man.
01:15:23I know.
01:15:27How long is he going to be here?
01:15:30I'll protect you.
01:15:32Look at here.
01:15:34The happy little couple.
01:15:36From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:41Noah and I are talking.
01:15:43Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:46Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:50Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet.
01:15:52What bet?
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:58I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:02I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:04But that's not true.
01:16:06Yeah, it's true.
01:16:07But that's not true.
01:16:09Yeah, it is.
01:16:11I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:22I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:26It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:31I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you?
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:54I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:02Whatever, dude.
01:17:06What were you thinking?
01:17:08That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:16You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:22Then make time.
01:17:24There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:26The boys share their toys.
01:17:29And I want to play with you.
01:17:30I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice,
01:17:34I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:42I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:53In your dreams, perv.
01:18:01Mia.
01:18:03You know where Jules is?
01:18:05You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:07Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:10Mia.
01:18:12A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:14Get it through your head.
01:18:16I want to be with Jules.
01:18:18Why do you like her so much?
01:18:20I don't like her.
01:18:23I love her.
01:18:27You know,
01:18:28I'm sorry for you.
01:18:30For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:32You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:34Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:18:36Found your girlfriend.
01:18:49If I do what you say,
01:18:51then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:53Yes.
01:18:55And it's the only way he'd get in.
01:18:56He only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:08You were great.
01:19:10Just one kiss.
01:19:12That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:27Get off of her.
01:19:33Get off of her.
01:19:35Let me have my fun,
01:19:37then you can take your turn.
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:41You wouldn't dare.
01:19:44You little shit!
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:50because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:53You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:55You want to mess with me?
01:19:57You want to mess with me?
01:19:59Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:01and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:05You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:07Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:09Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:23How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:27How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:29It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:31Don't lie to me.
01:20:33I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:39I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:44You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:46so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:51Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:55that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:05You're fired.
01:21:07Get out of my house.
01:21:22You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:28You never belonged with us
01:21:30and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:35I played you and I won.
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41Oh, honey.
01:21:43This has everything to do with me.
01:21:44This has everything to do with me.
01:21:51I planted the camera in your room
01:21:54and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:58and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me,
01:22:09but I always win.
01:22:10All I fucking do is win.
01:22:19A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:31Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:35It's too late.
01:22:37It's too late.
01:22:44Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:57Oh, God.
01:23:07Can I help you?
01:23:09What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:12My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:21Do you need anything?
01:23:31I have a big tip for you.
01:23:33Seriously?
01:23:34Smile more.
01:23:43This money feels dirty.
01:23:45I never want to see this check again.
01:23:59Miss me?
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:24:25And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:35This morning, I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:44Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:49It's yours, Jules.
01:24:51It's all yours.
01:24:53But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:58What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:01Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:04No.
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:16At 8 p.m.
01:25:18And I want you to wear this.
01:25:29What are you doing here?
01:25:31Noah told me to come.
01:25:33Really?
01:25:35Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:37Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:42He's proposing to you?
01:25:44When did you two get back together?
01:25:46Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:48But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:52And even an idiot like you would not be surprised.
01:25:54I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:25:58Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:03Mia!
01:26:04Jules!
01:26:05I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:07Why did you invite me here?
01:26:09To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:11Propose?
01:26:13Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:15Oh, please.
01:26:16The big question.
01:26:18It's not official yet.
01:26:20But I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:22It's the big question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:34How did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:47Fine.
01:26:48Yeah.
01:26:49I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:52But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do?
01:26:57Arrest me?
01:26:58Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Oh, hi.
01:27:00Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:03What?
01:27:04You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:06These are not what they're for.
01:27:07Call my dad!
01:27:09Daddy!
01:27:10Hi, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:16I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:42I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:46And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:11Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:42I love you.
01:28:43I love you.
01:28:44I love you.
01:28:45I love you.
01:28:46I love you.
01:28:47I love you.
01:28:48I love you.
01:28:49I love you.
01:28:50I love you.
01:28:51I love you.
01:28:52I love you.
01:28:53I love you.
01:28:54I love you.
01:28:55I love you.
01:28:56I love you.
01:28:57I love you.
01:28:58I love you.
01:28:59I love you.
01:29:00I love you.
01:29:01I love you.
01:29:02I love you.
01:29:03I love you.
01:29:04I love you.
01:29:05I love you.
01:29:06I love you.
01:29:07I love you.
01:29:08I love you.
01:29:09I love you.
01:29:10I love you.
01:29:12Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:15I didn't.
01:29:16I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:19Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:30Of course I do.
01:29:33Now, let's party.
01:29:41Make me mad, I'll up the tax, huh I'm too fucked, going in my bag, I'm never

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