Aired (December 1, 2024): Hindi magpapakabog si Eman sa pa-cropped top ni Dennis Trillo at Carlos Yulo!
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00:00Kaya naman mga katibas, balik na tayo sa ating contest dahil level 2 na nga tayo at level up na
00:05ang ating hari ng tambay. Aba, may bago tayong pasabog.
00:10Very bago yan mga katibas. Check this out.
00:14Sino yan?
00:17Sino yan friend?
00:18Si YOLO.
00:18YOLO at syempre.
00:21Ang napagwapong si Papa Dennis Trillo.
00:25YOLO Valdez.
00:27YOLO ayun.
00:30Dahil na uso ang crop top sa mga lalakay,
00:32magkakaroon tayo ng crop top round.
00:35Meron?
00:36Oo, syempre.
00:37Kung ibang pageant po ay merong evening gown o sportswear.
00:41Aba, ang hari ng tambay may crop top.
00:45Kaya guys, ready na kayo?
00:47Sa kanila?
00:48Oo, ready na kayo sa kanila.
00:50Huwag natin patagalin pa. Please welcome back Emmanuel, Jericho, and Sean Paul.
00:56Suot ang kanilang crop top.
00:59Crop top.
01:00Ayan o, ayan ang sinasabi ko.
01:03Lumalaban naman. Yulong-yulong.
01:08O, diba? Talagang naniniwala sila na you only live once, diba?
01:14Ayan lang ah. Emmanuel, Emmanuel.
01:17Ang dami naglilikwa sa Facebook ngayon.
01:19Baka pwede naman paplex naman daw yung parang nagpapakyut.
01:22Paano daw yung magpakyut habang nanga crop top game.
01:27Tingin sa camera, pakyut.
01:29Tingin, pakyut.
01:31Ganun.
01:33Ulitin mo nga yun, ulitin mo nga yun.
01:35Yan, dalawang beses magganun, dalawang beses.
01:39Yan.
01:41Ang cute!
01:43In fairness.
01:45O, eto naman, si Jericho naman.
01:47Jericho, paano naman?
01:49Pakyut ka naman.
01:50Yung parang astig mo kayong machong macho.
01:52Wow! Wow!
01:54Wow! Wow!
01:56In fairness.
01:58Ang galing yung calcium, gumagal lang.
02:00Ang galing, yung braso niya parang leed niya din.
02:04Grabe, at syempre.
02:06O, si Sean Paul naman.
02:08Game.
02:10Bigla ka nagbulat habang rumarampa.
02:12Kamera, sa camera.
02:14O, isang pa, nagbulat ulit.
02:16O, gulat ulit.
02:18O, ay!
02:20Ganun pala siya magbulat, gumagal ang ganun.
02:22O, Tekla, ikaw paano ka magulat?
02:24Ha!
02:26Kaya ko din yan.
02:28Yan.
02:30Yung papakyut kayo rin, pero di pa kami tatapos.
02:32Kailangan tatlo kayong sabay-sabay.
02:34Okay, talikod muna.
02:36Yan, to the highest level yun,
02:38ang pagpapakyut.
02:40Yung parang gusto niyo talaga mapanalunan yung puso,
02:42yung inyong minamahal.
02:44Okay, pagbila ko ng tatlo,
02:46nakatago na kayo.
02:48Okay, yan. Isa,
02:50dalawa, tatlo,
02:52wow!
02:54Ay, o!
02:56Ayan, o!
02:58O!
03:00O, grabe!
03:02Palagpakan naman natin ito, mga boys.
03:04Grabe talaga, tunay na lalaki ang mga ito
03:06kaya mabuti pa eh.
03:08Dumako na tayo, my friends,
03:10sa ating next part, which is
03:12the question and answer portion.
03:14Diba habang nakakrap top?
03:16Tama.
03:18Sino ulahin natin, my friend?
03:20Immanuel!
03:23Of course, you need to have a lot of knowledge.
03:26Are you ready for your question?
03:28I'm born ready.
03:29Okay.
03:31Born ready.
03:32Who's that?
03:33What movie is that?
03:34Born ready?
03:35I think it's Born to be Wild.
03:36Born to be ready.
03:37Jimmy really watches Born to be Wild.
03:40There.
03:41Tecla has a question for you.
03:42Okay.
03:43Forward.
03:44Where's your question, bro?
03:51Here's Immanuel's question.
03:53Listen carefully.
03:55Go, Immanuel.
03:56All animals, big or small, have a purpose in the world.
04:03What do you think your purpose is?
04:07Maybe for this award, and for me to get to know you all.
04:13This is probably the beginning of my career.
04:15And here, I'll make you happy.
04:19You look like James Yap's nose.
04:20Don't you want to play basketball?
04:22Yes.
04:23Actually, I play basketball.
04:24Wow!
04:25Like Rewow?
04:26Wow!
04:31Rewow is plastic.
04:33Wow!
04:34Thank you very much, Immanuel.
04:36His name is beautiful.
04:37Very biblical.
04:38Immanuel.
04:39Immanuel.
04:40Thank you, Eman.
04:41Your brief is beautiful.
04:42It's orange.
04:43That's right.
04:44Yes, next.
04:45Jericho!
04:48Hi, Jericho!
04:49Hi, Jericho!
04:50What do you call a pose like that?
04:52It's painful.
04:53I see.
04:54It's hungry.
04:55Hungry Rodriguez.
04:56Hungry Rodriguez.
04:58Okay.
04:59Are you ready?
05:00I'm ready.
05:01Okay.
05:02Jericho.
05:03Yes?
05:04Here's your question.
05:05If a loser like you becomes president,
05:11what will you do first?
05:15That's a cute question.
05:16Okay.
05:17Let's start with the first one.
05:18Okay.
05:19The first one.
05:20The first one is, of course,
05:21I'll do my best
05:22in every game
05:23and I'll respect all Filipinos.
05:25Because, of course,
05:26I'll do my best.
05:27I'll do my best
05:28and I'll respect all Filipinos.
05:29That's two.
05:30I'll do my best.
05:31I'll do my best.
05:32I'll do my best.
05:33You're a philosopher, huh?
05:35I'm just counting.
05:36No, I mean,
05:37if you're a high-tomboy,
05:38you have to put your heart and soul
05:39into every Filipino.
05:40You have to respect them.
05:41Because, of course,
05:42if you do that,
05:43you'll look ugly in the society.
05:44You'll look like a loser.
05:45High-tomboys don't respect that.
05:46The others,
05:47it's like,
05:48you'll lose your life.
05:49Okay.
05:50So, of course,
05:51you have to have a heart.
05:52A heart.
05:53Even if you're a high-tomboy,
05:54you have to be chill.
05:55Okay.
05:56You don't have to be rude.
05:57Okay.
05:58Second,
05:59you have to have
06:00allowance.
06:01Allowance?
06:02There's allowance?
06:03Of course.
06:04Of course,
06:05it's like we're all alive.
06:06You'll die of starvation.
06:07Because if we don't eat,
06:08maybe one of these days,
06:09you should, right?
06:10Yes, you.
06:11Maybe I'll die of starvation.
06:12Because, of course,
06:13we're so hungry
06:14that we'll die of starvation.
06:15Yes.
06:16You have to have
06:17a feeding program
06:18every week.
06:19So,
06:20it'll help.
06:21We'll have a hard time
06:22dying of starvation.
06:23Yes,
06:24we'll die of starvation.
06:25How many hours
06:26do you think
06:27the allowance is?
06:28Maybe,
06:29it's around P1,000 per week.
06:30P1,000 per week.
06:31So, that's what's called
06:32five P's.
06:33Paya't, paya't, paya't, paya't, paya't.
06:34So that we'll be alive.
06:35Yes.
06:36And lastly,
06:37of course,
06:38even if you help
06:39the homeless,
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