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00:00I slept on the roof, my dear sisters
00:04I slept on the roof, my dear sisters
00:08I thought you were me and went to sleep
00:12Rao ji, please forgive me
00:16I made a mistake
00:18Lethargy!
00:20Hambe!
00:22Neither do I take nor do I give
00:24Neither do I take nor do I give
00:26Neither do I take nor do I give
00:29Assalam-o-Alaikum, ladies and gentlemen
00:30Your host, Yasir Shami, is here for you
00:32And you are watching Daily Pakistan
00:34Right now, I am in Lahore
00:36In fact, if I were to call this
00:38One of the biggest weddings in Pakistan
00:40Then I am present at this wedding
00:42With me is this person
00:44He is Mew
00:46Neither do I take nor do I give
00:48I am Mew, who is called Mewati
00:50He is Rao brother
00:52You can see him on your screen
00:54He has done his mehendi for five days
00:56And on every mehendi
00:58He has fed five thousand people
01:00If we see the food of mehndis
01:02It is made by twenty-five thousand people
01:04And twenty-five thousand people are so many
01:06If the entire Lahore's Kizafi Stadium
01:08Is house full
01:10So the number of people you can see
01:12He has fed that many people
01:14You can see on your screen
01:16The pots, the pots
01:18In which he has put
01:20Desi ghee, desi mutton
01:22Goat, beef
01:24He has given so much money
01:26He is his uncle
01:28You can see this car in his hand
01:30Which is worth five thousand rupees
01:32Five thousand rupees notes have been deposited
01:34Dollars have been deposited
01:36Five mehndis have come on twenty-two wheeler trucks
01:38And in that
01:40All his father's friends
01:42They are wearing black clothes
01:44They are wearing white clothes
01:46And they are spending money
01:50These people have spent so much money
01:52This Mewati family
01:54Got a carry box from Okara
01:56To steal professional money
01:58They came to attend their wedding
02:00They have stolen lakhs of rupees
02:02And taken it from here
02:04They have distributed mobile phones
02:06Suits and
02:08Countless types of gifts
02:10He has to say
02:12That we have spent
02:14Thirteen to fourteen crore rupees on this wedding
02:16Their wedding was so big
02:18Four thousand people's wedding
02:20They have been given
02:22A big bag
02:24Which is called
02:26In Mewati Boli
02:28Gift of ten months
02:30And neither should I take nor should I give
02:32Nor should I
02:34These five thousand rupees notes
02:36Were they fake?
02:38Yes, all this money was real
02:40People have come from far to loot money
02:42How much money have you looted?
02:44People are watching on footages
02:46That you have looted money
02:48Two to two and a half crore rupees
02:50How much money did you spend on the wedding?
02:52Twelve to thirteen crore rupees
02:54How many types of food were there?
02:56And how much meat did you order?
02:58There were four to five types of food
03:00And if we add the total
03:02Mutton
03:04At least five hundred mutton
03:06You have been given a Sunday gift
03:08Why did you give a Sunday gift?
03:10You should have given a buffalo
03:12It was their wish to give me
03:14They love me a lot
03:16I love buffaloes
03:18My kids love buffaloes
03:20Apart from this, you have been given luxury cars
03:22Yes, luxury cars
03:24Bikes have also been given
03:26These five hennas
03:28Your father's friends
03:30Have come on trucks
03:32And they have also
03:34Looted a lot of money
03:36Don't you think
03:38It was a big show of money?
03:40Or do you have such marriages in your family?
03:42In my family
03:44There were many such marriages
03:46But this is the world record marriage
03:48Till date, there has never been such a big wedding
03:50If I tell you the food of all three functions
03:52How many thousand people would have eaten?
03:54Our wedding lasted for ten days
03:56There were seven thousand people in our village
03:58And for five days, our henna was going on
04:00Daily four to five thousand
04:02How many people are there to add the total?
04:04Humbay
04:06You were spending five thousand rupees
04:08What do you do?
04:10Actually, I
04:12My nephew
04:14I love him very much
04:16Everyone can see
04:18Henna is going on for six to seven days
04:20But uncle is not seen
04:22He has done a unique job
04:24He has never lost
04:26Humbay
04:28Humbay
04:30How much money have you looted?
04:32I have fifty lakh rupees cash
04:34Five thousand rupees
04:36You have looted
04:38I have taken a total of one crore rupees
04:40Now a days, I have to
04:42Because my relatives are upset
04:44Or else I will spend the whole night
04:46With that money
04:48I was upset with my relatives
04:50I had to spend the whole night
04:52And I had taken the one crore rupees cash
04:54If you see him closely
04:56He looks like he has never seen
04:58A crore rupees in his life
05:00But the four were so much
05:02He has done Humbay
05:10Mehndi, mehndi kare hath laal
05:14Mere bandh re te
05:17Noon na payo
05:18Noon na payo
05:19Pikaar diyo
05:20Pikaar diyo
05:21Noon na payo
05:22Hum be, me hun me hun na kuch le hun na kuch de hun
05:24Me hun me hun, na me le hun na me de hun me me hun
05:27Bhaijaan ye aapki shaadi hain, hoti hain aise hi hain ye aapka beta hain?
05:30Aaj se koi so saal pehle, Pakistan banne se pehle
05:33Humare jo bujrak the uske samde ne kaha
05:35Ab tarkari le ke aaye, sawa so maal
05:39Us waqt sawa so maal bengal le ke gift gaye the
05:41Aur ek haathi le ke gaye the
05:43Mew bradhari wo qaum hai, jisne poori duniya mein
05:46Wo market camp kiya, dry wind mein
05:49Jisne poori duniya mein deen ko philaya jaa raha hain
05:51Mian Nawashree bhi me hun hain
05:56Mian Nawashree me hun nahin
05:59Lekin
06:00Lekin aapka toh bada pyaar hai na Nawashree se
06:02Mew qaum tamam muslim leeki hai
06:04Aur hum Pakistan mein Shabbir Usmani ki zere qyadat
06:07Muslim leek ke saath hain, uska jhanda uthaaye hua hain
06:09Aur nishal uthaate hain
06:10Gifts count kaun se diye gaye hain aap?
06:123 se 4 bikes gift hui hain
06:13Aur chande ke khurse gift hua hain
06:1510 man ka bhensa gift hua hain
06:17Kaafi zyada zyawarat bhi gift hua hain mujhe
06:18Jab aap baraat le kar gaye kitne log the?
06:204000 baraat thi
06:21Sharam nahi aayi toh anu?
06:23Inge!
06:24Na me le hun, na me de hun, me hun, me hun
06:27Toh janaat, itni badi shadi hai
06:29Ab ye shadi sahi hui hai, ino ne itni zyada
06:31Namoodo numaish kiya hai, itna zyada ino ne paisa thekha
06:34Aur inke mutaabik, kuch 2.5 se 3 crore rupee yeh thek chuke hain
06:37Yeh sahi hai, durus hai, iska faisla aap ne karna hai
06:39Lekin, yeh jo Mewati kaum hain, yeh ek Pakistaniyon ke
06:42Ek, main yeh samjhta hun, ke mathe ka jhumar hain
06:45Inke culture ka yeh ek hisa hai
06:47Yeh log jo hain, apni shadi upar boh zyada namoodo numaish karte hain
06:50Aur yeh inka ek bakaida tohr par culture ban chuka hain
06:53Chhat pe soya tha behnoi
06:57Raho samajh ke so gayi
07:00Mujhko raho ji maaf kare na
07:03Galti maare se
07:05Yeh humbe, yeh hai Mewatiyon ka Mukesh Ambani
07:08Apne mejbaan ko ijaz dijiye, dekhti rahe hain Delhi Pakistan
07:11Pakistan! Zindabad!
07:13Na meh lehu, na meh dehu
07:17O chacha tu Ambani, tu kyu kithe kar rahe hain pe?
07:19Aur aagli shadi mein bhi toh luta na hai
07:21Lath kar diyo!

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