Patti Stanger Picks the Perfect Match for Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Natalie Portman and More Single Celebs
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00:00All right, let's start with Jennifer Aniston.
00:04I love her and I want to be best friends with her, so call me because you're spiritual like
00:08I am.
00:09I saw you at the Critics' Choice Awards.
00:10You're looking amazing.
00:11Snatched.
00:12She said she's in seven years of dating hell.
00:14Get out of Hollywood.
00:15I think that what we need to do is find you someone outside of LA, a businessman, a tech
00:20guy from Silicon, somebody like that and somebody spiritual, metaphysical.
00:25So call me.
00:26Kim Kardashian.
00:27Well, this is a tough one because she likes being in the spotlight.
00:29So I was like, who's single that she hasn't met?
00:33That's the problem.
00:34So again, you're in a situation like, and those guys, they love those athletes.
00:39I'm not a fan.
00:41Maybe a coach, maybe an owner of a team, but definitely not an athlete.
00:45Stop dating guys so much younger than you.
00:47I would like you to go 10 up, not 10 down.
00:49You know, maybe a producer, director, somebody who is making movies and TVs behind the scenes
00:54and like doesn't need to be on the carpet with you.
00:56What they like is they want that equal person that, you know, it's kind of a strange thing
01:01when you date another actor or another athlete.
01:04It's like they want the va-va-voom, which I'd rather you go down a little bit, take
01:08a step back.
01:09You know, you're already doing a great mom, focusing on your children, but I feel like
01:13now you need to get a different type of guy.
01:15Natalie Portman.
01:16She's like our Sabra in the Jewish community.
01:18Every guy wants a Natalie Portman.
01:20This is going to be tough.
01:21So she lives in France, right?
01:22Isn't she living in France?
01:23I believe so, yeah.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Okay.
01:26I don't know why, but it just came to me like while we were talking.
01:29Yeah.
01:30No, I feel like that would make sense.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Yeah.
01:33A sexy chef.
01:34John Mayer, the ultimate bachelor.
01:35He's very funny.
01:36He needs a super highly intellectual person.
01:39If you ever listen to him do a little mini talk show, he's not your regular gig.
01:43I don't think he needs a musician, which is why he has to decide that he wants to get
01:47married and have kids.
01:48So that'd be first.
01:49If he decides that, he will change his vibrational frequency and stop playing with these girls
01:54that are too young for him.
01:56Stay away from actresses.
01:57I'd like a woman maybe who owns her own business, maybe in the beauty business or somebody like
02:01that.
02:02Michael Jordan, the actor.
02:04Well, who's single?
02:06I don't know how many actresses right now in my head, but Kat Graham popped up, so I'm
02:10not sure if she's single, but if not, they need to go out.
02:13The agents make that happen.