A 'mocumentary' on the rise and fall of Chip and Dales dancer turned martial arts action star, Francis Allen Sledgewick, | dG1fdzRfQWZyTVZqN3c
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00:00There's a lot of people that would laugh right now seeing Frank Sledge deliver pizzas.
00:25You try to help your friends, but they have to want your help.
00:28You're a dancer, Frank.
00:29I'm not a dancer.
00:31Yes, you are.
00:32I am not.
00:33I'm a Hollywood action star.
00:36Action.
00:37Ah!
00:38Cut!
00:39He came in with a perfect turnout.
00:40He always had a lot between his legs, even when he was a little boy.
00:44You got nothing, paisani.
00:45I've got one thing.
00:46The pleasure of kicking your...
00:47Cut!
00:48Yeah, I heard that Frank had a little bit of an attitude when he first started out.
00:54This is a Frank Sledge film!
00:57I was there the day he became a beast.
01:01I feed your babies!
01:02Oh!
01:03Oh!
01:04What are you doing?
01:05You just hit my best thumbnail!
01:08Frank is a dancer, and a dancer dances.
01:10I'm Frank, and I'm an alcoholic.
01:13If he hears the music, then he'll sparkle.
01:16I apologize to everybody that I screwed up because of my whacked out alcoholism.
01:21I'm assuming you guys are giving him the proper counts and everything.
01:241, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8, and 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and that's it!