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00:30La Balle des Soursauts
00:411ère étape
00:48On a les bourses pour un coup de café ?
00:54On a les bourses pour un coup de café ?
00:56Il faut que j'aille boire un verre de café.
01:03Il faut que j'aille boire un verre de café.
01:07Boy, un top hatter.
01:09Hey buddy, il faut que j'aille boire un verre de café.
01:16Follow me if you're out for a good time.
01:34Time for a cup of coffee, lady?
01:37Just a dime for a cup of coffee.
01:44Creeps, here it is five o'clock already, I haven't made my first touch yet.
01:51Hey buddy, you got a dime for a cup of coffee?
01:55Tell me where you get a cup of coffee for a dime and I'll go with you.
01:58Dime all over.
01:59I mean, why don't you guys get a new line?
02:01Okay, got half a buck, I want to get an espresso.
02:04That's better.
02:05So where's the half a buck?
02:07You know why I'm not going to give it to you?
02:09Time for that pops, this street's dead in half an hour.
02:14How long you been doing this sort of thing, young man?
02:16On and off for thirty years.
02:18On and off?
02:19Yeah, I take a trip to Europe now and then, I love Paris in the springtime.
02:23You'll give me a quarter or ain't you?
02:27You know you interest me.
02:28I wish it was mutual. So long, pal.
02:32Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:35You don't know who you're talking to.
02:36I don't know you, you don't know me, let's keep it that way.
02:39I happen to be in advertising.
02:41You keep me away from a lot of soft touches, mister.
02:43Look at that guy naked in a cab, I missed him.
02:47How'd you know he's a soft touch?
02:49Bald, fat, loud tie, rain cover on his hat, good for at least thirty-five cents.
02:54What am I good for?
02:55On a nice spring day around lunch hour, about a dime.
02:58How about a cold winter day?
02:59I'd be lucky if he didn't tie me in.
03:03Why do you hate me?
03:04It's not that I hate you, mister.
03:05It's that you keep me from picking up some extra change before I go back to the park.
03:09Look, there's another sucker.
03:10Just walked into that nice restroom with that beautiful girl.
03:13How much do you think he'd give you?
03:14Think about a buck.
03:15That's a buck thirty-five I lost just standing here with you chewing the fat.
03:19Look, fella, I told you you interest me.
03:21Report to me tomorrow at ten a.m.
03:23I have a TV commercial for you.
03:25What do I have to do?
03:27All you have to do is lay down on a mattress, on a park bench...
03:35...and tell the folks it feels good.
03:37I hate mattresses.
03:38What's the difference? You're going to get paid for it.
03:40I don't do nothing I don't like.
03:42You like walking around the street smooching?
03:44Yeah, but I've been hamstrung here.
03:45There goes another sucker.
03:46Buck and a half easy.
03:47That's two eighty-five up in smoke just standing here with you batting a breeze.
03:51Look, pal, here's three bucks.
03:53Where?
03:54I'm getting out.
03:55Just tell me you'll be at my office tomorrow morning at ten for an audition.
03:58Oh, so now it's an audition.
04:00We've got to see if you're the right type.
04:02I sleep in the park every night.
04:03Yeah, but you may not look it.
04:04How does a guy who sleeps in the park look, like you?
04:09Ask me that in a couple of months.
04:11What's the matter? You in trouble, pal?
04:12If I don't come up with a good idea soon, it's curtains.
04:17I was in curtains once. It didn't work out.
04:20I mean finito, the end, kaput, all over. Understand?
04:23Don't you have any savings?
04:25All I got is three dollars and a subway token, and you want to take my last three dollars?
04:29Well, you could still get home on the token.
04:33What makes you think I want to go home?
04:35I'm a nobody, a phony, a fake.
04:38Don't say that, mister. You're as good as anybody else.
04:40I'm not. I'm a zero.
04:42I'm not kidding you.
04:43When I first seen you coming out of that advertising building in that tear-sucker suit,
04:46I figured you were a fiver, at least. Honest.
04:49I'm a failure, a flop, a nothing of nobody.
04:52Please, mister, don't deprecate yourself.
04:54A cipher, a big bust, you're looking in a shell of a man.
04:57No, I'm not going home.
04:59I'm going to take these three dollars and get loaded and sleep in the park with you.
05:03With me? I'm going to level with you, mister.
05:06I don't sleep in the park. I got a duplex on Park Avenue.
05:10I only come out like this at night.
05:12That's why I can't report for that audition tomorrow.
05:15The final irony.
05:19So long, buddy.
05:20Where are you going?
05:21Get me a bums outfit and take that TV job myself.
05:25Good luck.
05:30Boy, am I glad I didn't get into that rat race.
05:34Hey, buddy, you got a dime for a cup of coffee?
05:36Don't let the clothes fool you, pal. I'd like to tell you a little story.
05:39Look, mister, here's a buck. Leave me alone. I don't want to hear any more stories.
05:44Taxi!
05:47Park Avenue and 72nd Street.
05:49I'll never work Madison Avenue again, that's for sure!