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00:00:00I got you crazy. That's funny. You're the one who leads our sex tape. If someone makes
00:00:10you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts. For me and
00:00:16Noah, it's both. You two are hooking up. We're not hooking up. Noah's my boyfriend. To pay
00:00:22off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex best friend and ex boyfriend
00:00:28in their summer home. I need this job. You want your job back? Play along as my girlfriend
00:00:33until the end of the summer. This money will be yours. Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine. No boners, no feelings. I don't want things to get complicated. Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do. No one told you
00:00:50I'm good. Get off of her. Tell him that he's a good kisser. Tell him you love him. I need
00:00:57that money more than I want you. Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend? I'm gonna make your life
00:01:03hell. Leah, stop. Help me. Get off of her. Come on. Jules, I want to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy. I drive you crazy. That's funny. You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts. For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees. Don't tempt her, Emmett. This
00:01:48little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks. The only way for me to pay off my family's
00:01:54medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me just to torture me. Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch. And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex
00:02:18tape for clout. That's not true and you know it. I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has
00:02:24seen your titties. I can't believe I used to be friends with her. I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett? Yeah, she did have a good pussy though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah? What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away she just, she just fell. Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened. Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from
00:03:32the group like Jules, okay? Why do you even care? She released a video of you two having sex
00:03:39and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia, give me your phone. What? Give me your phone. No. It's right here. I got you. Thank you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:10Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that. I know.
00:04:29Uh guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing. All right somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't. Yes, we can. No, we can't. This place is loaded with drugs. Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention? Wake up, slut. Show's over. Mia, if you're not
00:04:49gonna help out then just fuck off, all right? Fine by me. I'll be by the pool. Just call me
00:04:53when the trash is taken out, okay? I'm it. I know you've always had a thing for Jules but
00:05:02she used to be my friend too. You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules, Jules, come on. Shit, shit, shit. What do I do? Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:22You okay?
00:05:25Thank god. All right, um let's get you up. I don't know what the hell happened back there
00:05:32but I need to get back to work. Jules, you're not going anywhere. I'm fine. Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What are you, a stripper? I'm supposed to be your maid. You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing
00:05:59this little dress. What are you trying to do? Trying to stalk my friends? Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy? I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think? I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me? Because I'm the best sex you've ever
00:06:26had and you're a freaky little bitch. And you know what? I didn't do anything to you,
00:06:30so why don't you just admit it? You still want me. Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams. Jules, when you leaked that sex tape... We've been over this a million times. I
00:06:48didn't leak the tape. Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and
00:06:53you almost cost me my friends. I'm sorry for your almost loss. Mia decided that I was officially
00:07:00canceled and got everyone to turn against me and you let her. Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up? We're not hooking up. Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend? It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me. How convenient. Let the girls talk.
00:07:35I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me? Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:05Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine and I'm not giving any of it back. Especially Noah.
00:08:22Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me! Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noey. Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:58I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me and this is my rental too. So what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:09:24I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:48I want you to take this, okay? It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check. Thank god. I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:18What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:24No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:04You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:18What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it? Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you. I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no. No one can make him happier than me. Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:31Okay, enough with this little seduction act of yours and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:12:48She better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what? You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey, you won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:16You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:24You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:26Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm. Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave! Jules!
00:13:34You can't just leave.
00:13:36You fired me. I can't let you get away with this.
00:13:43I'm sorry.
00:13:45I'm sorry.
00:13:46I'm sorry.
00:13:48I'm sorry.
00:13:49I'm sorry.
00:13:51I'm sorry.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:13:55Stop it.
00:13:57You're so hot.
00:13:59I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:05Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:14:17Noah, you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:23Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:33You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:37Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:53What are you doing?
00:15:05What the fuck are you?
00:15:11You want your job back?
00:15:13Fuck me.
00:15:19Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:21Play along.
00:15:23Why would I do that?
00:15:25You want your job back?
00:15:27You've got to earn it.
00:15:29Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:35Okay, fine.
00:15:37Go ahead.
00:15:41You're crazy.
00:15:43I'm committed.
00:15:45Yeah, baby.
00:15:47Give it to me.
00:15:49You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:51I am the only person you can trust in this house for mistakes.
00:15:57Noah, come out right now.
00:16:01Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:03I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:07Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:09Show me what you got.
00:16:11Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:13Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:16:25Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:31I'm sorry.
00:16:33I'm sorry.
00:16:35I'm sorry.
00:16:37I'm sorry.
00:16:39Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:43Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:49You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:51Take it up with Noah.
00:16:53This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just
00:16:57climb your way back up the social ladder
00:16:59that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:03I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:09You're a time to get back at me
00:17:11as cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands,
00:17:17I can just be with Jules.
00:17:19Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:21Oh, wait.
00:17:23I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape,
00:17:25didn't she?
00:17:27You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:29Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:31We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:33Yeah. What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer,
00:17:37you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:41I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:43Yeah,
00:17:45she's really going to stay with you with all
00:17:47five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn
00:17:49in this house. You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:03Emmet, get out.
00:18:07Did I get my job back?
00:18:09Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:13to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:19You're nuts.
00:18:21I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:27Well,
00:18:29my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Oh, well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:49Give me that.
00:18:51Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:59Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day
00:19:01at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then,
00:19:05this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough
00:19:09to save my mom, my house,
00:19:11and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:15Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:39All right.
00:19:41Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules,
00:19:59Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:03Just one.
00:20:05No feelings.
00:20:07I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:11You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:17Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:21Yeah, I do.
00:20:23I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:31You don't own me.
00:20:33Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you
00:20:37hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really
00:20:41want to be the last person I had sex
00:20:43with, huh?
00:20:45Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:47Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:53Let the show begin.
00:20:55Ew.
00:20:57Not having dinner with her,
00:20:59there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:01You kicked me out.
00:21:03Everyone else was on my side
00:21:05and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:07Including your little
00:21:09sex tape partner over here.
00:21:11At least I
00:21:13didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:21:15like this skank.
00:21:17Mia.
00:21:19Do not talk to me or Jules
00:21:21like that again.
00:21:23This is my house.
00:21:25And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:33I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:37Game on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:41Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:45Dinner
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:05Oops.
00:22:07I spilled.
00:22:09Emmett?
00:22:11You want to help?
00:22:13Yeah?
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:21Look at Jules
00:22:23squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:22:27but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah.
00:22:35Are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules.
00:22:43Take your shirt off.
00:22:45Okay.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:15Jules.
00:23:17I'm still thirsty.
00:23:29Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:33If you're so thirsty, Noah,
00:23:35you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:39Choke on it.
00:23:45Don't run away from me.
00:23:49Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:51It was an act, Jules.
00:23:53I didn't do it.
00:23:55I didn't do it.
00:23:57I didn't do it.
00:23:59I didn't do it.
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:07You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:24:09you know that?
00:24:11Yeah, I know.
00:24:13Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:15You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:19Come here.
00:24:31Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:33I'll take the couch.
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:55What are you doing here?
00:24:57And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore
00:25:05from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:07Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:09Whatever.
00:25:11I just came by to tell you how happy I am
00:25:13you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:15Mia's your best friend?
00:25:17She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:19People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time
00:25:25you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:27And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube
00:25:31got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:35Like what you see?
00:25:41I do, actually.
00:26:05What are you doing here?
00:26:07Taking a shower.
00:26:11Remember,
00:26:13no don'ts.
00:26:15You wish.
00:26:23Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:25I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:27Meet me at the pool.
00:26:29I'll see you there.
00:26:31I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:49One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:51Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but
00:26:55Mia looks like she's ready
00:26:57to rip your hair out.
00:27:03Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:23I'm not going to let
00:27:25Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:29when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:35You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's
00:27:41loyalty to the test.
00:27:47Everyone, I've decided that it's
00:27:49time to take a vote.
00:27:51Everyone must decide right now
00:27:53whether Jules stays
00:27:55or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01Alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:05A show for old people.
00:28:07Ew! That's so weird.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:21Wow!
00:28:23Not one of your friends
00:28:25wants me to leave.
00:28:27That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:29Oh, honey.
00:28:31You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:37It's time to find out
00:28:39what Jules really said about all of you
00:28:41behind your back.
00:28:43What are you talking about?
00:28:45I never said anything about...
00:28:47Save it.
00:28:49Save it.
00:28:51Herb's right here.
00:28:53And Noah,
00:28:55I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know
00:28:59what Jules said about you?
00:29:03I bet you're dying to find out
00:29:05what your little girlfriend said about you
00:29:07behind your back.
00:29:09I think everyone
00:29:11should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett.
00:29:15This one's about you.
00:29:17Emmett is so dumb
00:29:19because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:27She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says
00:29:31that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:35I paid good money for these.
00:29:37Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules would never say any of those things.
00:29:41All right?
00:29:43Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:45Destiny, she sent this to me after the first time
00:29:47you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:49Noah is arrogant,
00:29:51cocky, and needs to be the best
00:29:53at everything.
00:29:55Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:03Mitch!
00:30:13Mitch!
00:30:15Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:19Ah!
00:30:31You're so hot.
00:30:33I gotta get this shirt off.
00:30:49Yo!
00:30:51Emmett,
00:30:53you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:55No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:57Like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:30:59screw around a little bit,
00:31:01she'll come crawling back.
00:31:05Speak of the devil.
00:31:11You hooked up with her?
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:15You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:17Dude, look.
00:31:19You hooked up with Jules!
00:31:21I don't know what's going on.
00:31:23What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:27You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:31Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:33Emmett, stop!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:45Jules,
00:31:47did you post this?
00:31:53I don't know.
00:31:55Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex
00:31:57and post it?
00:31:59What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:03How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:05Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:07than let everybody at this party know
00:32:09that we just had sex.
00:32:11You know what?
00:32:13Everyone was right about you.
00:32:15You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:17Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:19Lose my number.
00:32:21I never want to see you again.
00:32:23Fine.
00:32:25Feelings mutual.
00:32:29Great.
00:32:31You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:32:33since freshman year.
00:32:37Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:39Listen, Jules,
00:32:41none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:43You're a skank.
00:32:45So get out and don't come back.
00:32:55Ah!
00:32:59Help!
00:33:01Help!
00:33:11Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:19You saved me.
00:33:33That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:37And now since I saved you,
00:33:39maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett.
00:33:43Don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:47Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:51We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett,
00:33:57thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:09Jules.
00:34:15Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:17I can explain everything.
00:34:19Good. Explain. Now.
00:34:27Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:39I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:43I never said that, okay?
00:34:57You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:59That way everyone can see it.
00:35:01But for right now,
00:35:05it's party time.
00:35:09OMG.
00:35:11I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:15I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:17if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:19How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:21You don't know him like I do.
00:35:23If you saw him naked,
00:35:25you'd understand.
00:35:27Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:29I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:31Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:35:33and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:35He and Emmett are the perfect matches for me.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches for me.
00:35:41But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts
00:35:49were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her
00:36:03I have feelings for you.
00:36:07Right before I told her
00:36:09I have feelings for you.
00:36:13Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:21Jules, how am I supposed
00:36:23to trust you?
00:36:25I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright.
00:36:29I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:31So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:33Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:35he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:49I know it was
00:36:51a really long time ago,
00:36:53but when I really think about it,
00:36:55I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:57I really did.
00:37:01I give those two
00:37:03today.
00:37:05To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember
00:37:13you exist.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:35Mhm.
00:37:37She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:01My turn.
00:38:07Hm.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:37Keep the circle moving.
00:38:41If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:43kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:51Get off of me.
00:38:53Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:55What's a little pack?
00:38:59Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:01Remember that six pack you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:05Hey, Jules!
00:39:07Jules!
00:39:09You're a pig!
00:39:11Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:13He's lying.
00:39:15I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:17But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:21You have feelings for me?
00:39:27I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:29But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:31You have feelings for me?
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:39Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration,
00:39:43blind rage.
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:47sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know
00:39:51that you're hurt.
00:39:53I broke your trust. And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:05I mean, I trusted you when you let me down.
00:40:07And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:15You said no feelings.
00:40:17Yeah, you're right.
00:40:21So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:23Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:25Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:27Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:33Well, looks like our favorite couple
00:40:35survived the ring of fire.
00:40:37Ew. Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:39Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:41I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:43Mm-hmm.
00:40:45Her parents lost all their money
00:40:47after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:49And the only reason why I know that
00:40:51is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:53that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:55Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:57so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:59Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:01Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:03You should go do that right now.
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:11It's not that easy.
00:41:13Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:15I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:17Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:19I'll lose everything.
00:41:21What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean...
00:41:25Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:27Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:29She was about to answer
00:41:31a very important question.
00:41:33I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:35but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:37and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:39or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:41We can talk later.
00:41:43I promise.
00:41:45We can talk later.
00:41:47I promise.
00:41:59The girls go shopping.
00:42:01Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:05Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize
00:42:07how much she wants me.
00:42:09I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:11once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:13The Lehman internship is the hardest internship
00:42:15in the entire country.
00:42:17It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:19Like me.
00:42:21The internship is mine.
00:42:23Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:25Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:27and I have to pay up.
00:42:37If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:39Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm gonna go try this on.
00:42:55You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:59that you gave me.
00:43:01No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:21You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do
00:43:27than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it. You're out.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:35I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:37Trash?
00:43:39My girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:47to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:01Are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:03No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:09Okay.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:39You know,
00:44:41there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well,
00:44:57aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:59No.
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:11You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:15Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a
00:45:29very expensive necklace.
00:45:31I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:41Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See? Told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:09And I believe that
00:46:11$500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:21Yes, it is.
00:46:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it
00:46:27once everybody left.
00:46:29You can't do this.
00:46:31It's a waste of money.
00:46:33Neither of us wanted Mia to win.
00:46:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:41Please and thank you.
00:46:43Huh!
00:46:49You have any?
00:46:51No, I've had enough.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:55There he is.
00:46:57Jules is looking pretty
00:46:59hot tonight.
00:47:01Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:03Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight,
00:47:05I've got a little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:14Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:18I dumped her, okay?
00:47:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you
00:47:24so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay, alright.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:36and never come back to the Summer House.
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:40And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:42I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:52You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot
00:47:56in that dress.
00:48:04Eat shit.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:34Jules.
00:48:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:42Because I think it sucks.
00:48:44Jules.
00:48:46Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:48For real.
00:48:50No contracts and no money.
00:48:52I mean it.
00:48:54I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:56Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:58Like I care.
00:49:00I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:06Have fun.
00:49:08Here, put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a
00:49:12lap dancing competition.
00:49:18You're crazy.
00:49:20Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:32Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club
00:49:58get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:50:02lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man
00:50:12a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who
00:50:16is hotter!
00:50:30Come on.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:34Come on.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:50Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:58Girl, I got the wave of the world
00:51:00wave of the world
00:51:02To give the dinosaur world
00:51:04dinosaur world
00:51:06I want it away from me
00:51:08and this tonight
00:51:10me wait for ya
00:51:12I got the list of
00:51:14different places
00:51:18Knock that!
00:51:28Top that!
00:51:58You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:52:26Hi!
00:52:46Yo, Jason!
00:52:48Dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now!
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Visit that.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:53What is that?
00:53:55A good time?
00:53:57Come on, Jules. Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:03No, thanks.
00:54:05Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:09Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:13Better play along.
00:54:16Bottoms up.
00:54:19Cheers.
00:54:23Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:26I'm going to go change.
00:54:31Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:54:34I saw her running off somewhere.
00:54:36I don't know where she went.
00:54:38I don't know either.
00:54:41Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit!
00:54:57Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:18Let that E kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:22Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:35Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah, help me!
00:55:46Noah, help me!
00:55:49Emmett, get off of her.
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:19Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:36You look like shit.
00:56:39Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:41All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:44Hey!
00:56:46Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:53Leah, stop.
00:56:56This bitch wants to be me so bad,
00:56:58I'm not going to let her get away with this.
00:57:01Stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:11Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:24Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:57:29I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:55You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:58:00Okay.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:23I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:28Really?
00:58:29I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:41It's twice as fun.
00:58:43And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:03Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:04This is how you repay me?
00:59:06How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:11I'm not an asshole.
00:59:13No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:17You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:25I gotta show you something.
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:11Stop breathing.
01:00:14I need you now.
01:00:25What if somebody sees?
01:00:28Everybody's at the club.
01:00:31I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:55Mia.
01:01:17Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:19It's Mia.
01:01:20Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay, bye.
01:01:45Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:47What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49Thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire.
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:16You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:33I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:42Okay.
01:02:48Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:49Got it.
01:02:59Get your brother.
01:03:01Now.
01:03:08Mommy!
01:03:09Bella!
01:03:10Oh.
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:17Mom!
01:03:18Hi!
01:03:19Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:23Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:26To propose!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:01Get out of this house!
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:06Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:25Lisa, my second mommy!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes we do.
01:04:35You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:40But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:43Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:56My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:09She's weird.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water, I need water!
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:25What did you do to my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:30It's so hot in here.
01:05:32Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37No.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48Alright, that's enough.
01:05:49I gotta talk to you.
01:05:50Let's go.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03No fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:11Where did she go?
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way!
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:35Oh wait, no.
01:06:37Help!
01:06:39I'm drowning!
01:06:41Mia, save me!
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:59Help!
01:07:10You saved me.
01:07:14Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:22I was wrong about you.
01:07:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:54I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:57No feelings, remember?
01:08:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:15I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:24If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:29So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:33When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:48Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:09:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:19I don't think I can say it.
01:09:24Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:30Fine.
01:09:32You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:35And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:38I know you do.
01:09:43Good morning, everyone.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:48Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:51Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:57You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:59We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:10:23Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:42No.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:48Good luck with that.
01:10:50I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:11:00There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:12Ew, what died in here?
01:11:15My manhood.
01:11:17Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:20Really?
01:11:24I don't like to read.
01:11:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:29They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:34That's cheating.
01:11:36Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:11:38Good boy.
01:11:40I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:48I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:51I know, I know.
01:11:53But, I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:00What up, lovebirds?
01:12:02Hey man, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:31Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:57I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:10And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:53Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:30No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:35I'm sorry.
01:14:39Everybody! Let's get the party started!
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:03You're so... beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:12Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:22I know.
01:15:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:27I'll protect you.
01:15:29Look at here! The happy little couple.
01:15:33From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:41Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:44Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:47Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:50Yeah, he's finally gonna win her bet.
01:15:53What bet?
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:58I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:02I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:05That's not true.
01:16:07Yeah, it is.
01:16:09I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:13You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:54I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59Bitch.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:06What were you thinking?
01:17:08That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:14You're a sexy girl.
01:17:16We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:18I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:20Then make time.
01:17:22There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:24The boys share their toys.
01:17:27And I want to play with you.
01:17:29I don't want to be played with.
01:17:31If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:39Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:40I should hear him out.
01:17:42What do I have to do?
01:17:45Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:52In your dreams, perv.
01:17:58Mia.
01:18:00Do you know where Jules is?
01:18:02You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:04Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:07Mia.
01:18:08A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:11Get it through your head.
01:18:13I want to be with Jules.
01:18:15Why do you like her so much?
01:18:17I don't like her.
01:18:20I love her.
01:18:24You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:27For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:29You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:31Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:18:33Found your girlfriend.
01:18:38Mia.
01:18:49If I do what you say,
01:18:51then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:53Yes, and it's the only way he'd get in.
01:18:56We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:08You were great.
01:19:10Just one kiss.
01:19:12That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:29Get off of her.
01:19:35Get off of her.
01:19:37Let me have my fun,
01:19:39then you can take your turn.
01:19:41If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:43You wouldn't dare.
01:19:46You little shit.
01:19:48You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:50Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:19:52because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:54than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:57You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:01You want to mess with me?
01:20:03Yeah, why don't you sue me,
01:20:04you crazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:23How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:27How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:29It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:31Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:39I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser,
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters,
01:20:56because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:03You're fired.
01:21:05Get out of my house.
01:21:21You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:27He never belonged with us.
01:21:28And now,
01:21:30it's your turn to go.
01:21:33I played you, and I won.
01:21:36This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:39Oh, honey,
01:21:41this has everything to do with me.
01:21:47I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:51and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:55And now,
01:21:56I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:58And then,
01:22:00I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me,
01:22:09but I always win.
01:22:12All I fucking do
01:22:14is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you
01:22:22will never win.
01:22:27Mom,
01:22:29I saved the house.
01:22:32It's too late.
01:22:39Maybe we could call the bank
01:22:41and figure something out.
01:22:43Someone bought it out from under us
01:22:45just this morning.
01:22:47That's what happens
01:22:49when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:51You lose everything.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:23:09Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost
01:23:16the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:20to get me that job, so...
01:23:22You need anything?
01:23:31I have a big tip for you.
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:36Smile more.
01:23:45This money feels dirty.
01:23:47I never want to see this check again.
01:23:52Miss me?
01:23:58Miss me?
01:24:06Get lost.
01:24:08I deserve that.
01:24:11I'm sorry.
01:24:13I'm sorry.
01:24:15I'm sorry.
01:24:17I'm sorry.
01:24:19I'm sorry.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:25And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:35This morning, I bought it.
01:24:38You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:44Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:49Cheers, Jules.
01:24:51Cheers.
01:24:53But,
01:24:55I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:58Another condition?
01:25:00What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:03Sleep with your boss?
01:25:05Drug your mom?
01:25:07No.
01:25:09But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:25:11tonight
01:25:18at 8 p.m.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:34What are you doing here?
01:25:36Noah told me to come.
01:25:38Really?
01:25:40How pathetic.
01:25:42Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:47When did you two get back together?
01:25:49Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:51But he invited me here
01:25:53to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:55And even an idiot like you
01:25:57would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer
01:26:01being bored to death by you,
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:07Mia.
01:26:09Jules.
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please.
01:26:23It's a big question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:34How did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:26:40I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:42You know, the one where you told her
01:26:44that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:47Fine.
01:26:49Yeah, I planted the camera
01:26:51and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:53But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:26:55blow up in all your faces.
01:26:57What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:59Actually, that's my job.
01:27:01Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:27:03for revenge porn.
01:27:05What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:07These are not what they're for.
01:27:09Call my dad!
01:27:11Daddy!
01:27:13Bye, Mia.
01:27:15Thanks for letting me watch that.
01:27:17I appreciate it.
01:27:19That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:24Everybody!
01:27:27What is he doing?
01:27:32I have invited you all here
01:27:34so I can share my secrets.
01:27:39And here are my secrets.
01:27:42I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:45I love you.
01:27:47And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:50and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:54And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:56Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:58You look like a crazy person.
01:28:00And I have one more secret.
01:28:03Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:10And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:12Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know
01:28:15what you are to me.
01:28:43I love you.
01:28:45I love you.
01:28:46I love you.
01:28:48I love you.
01:28:50I love you.
01:28:52I love you.
01:28:54I love you.
01:28:56I love you.
01:28:58I love you.
01:29:00I love you.
01:29:12Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:16I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:32Now, let's party.
01:29:44Let's party.