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00:00:00What the heck happened last night?
00:00:23Oh god, did I really sleep with a cowboy?
00:00:30You're just going to leave without saying goodbye?
00:00:50Oh, I forgot to pay you, of course.
00:01:00Two grand should cover it.
00:01:10Goodbye, and I will see you...
00:01:15Never.
00:01:26The truth is, I met her once seven years ago.
00:01:30I just arrived in Paris for my foreign exchange program, but I got my wallet and phone stolen on my first day here.
00:01:38Ah, excuse me.
00:01:40Tu m'as dit?
00:01:41You speak English?
00:01:44Oui, je prends tout de l'argent.
00:01:47Faites des photos.
00:01:50Faites des photos.
00:01:54Faites des photos.
00:02:06American?
00:02:11Yes, you speak English.
00:02:14Yeah, and let me guess, your wallet and your phone were stolen.
00:02:17How'd you know that?
00:02:18I mean, it happens. I was in your shoes not too long ago.
00:02:21But this should be enough to get you a taxi to wherever you want to go.
00:02:27Good luck.
00:02:29Wait, I didn't get your name.
00:02:42Oh, Sophie Swift, smile for the camera.
00:02:50Oh, if your fiancé finds out about your little one night stand, think he'll still marry you?
00:02:55You still think I'd marry that lying, cheating, tiny dick man whore?
00:02:58You know what, since you like to sleep with him, why don't you marry him?
00:03:01Well, I'm going to show Derek and Daddy these photos.
00:03:04See what they have to say.
00:03:07Hey, psycho, what are you doing?
00:03:10Oops.
00:03:11Looks like you need a new phone.
00:03:14Here, go buy one.
00:03:18Now get out before I call security.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:41So you work at the hotels, huh?
00:03:43Actually, this is just one of the many hotels...
00:03:45Oh, um, hi, my car is here.
00:03:48Keep this.
00:03:50You did really good last night.
00:03:55One of the many hotels that I own.
00:04:03This woman is always giving me money.
00:04:05Wait, does she really think I'm a cowboy?
00:04:10Hey, boss, still on for golf with the senator?
00:04:13I've rescheduled.
00:04:15Take me to the Maple Plaza site. I need to check on a few things.
00:04:33Look into Sophie Swift for me. I need to know everything about her.
00:04:37Got it, boss.
00:04:48Well, if she's going to sleep with some random male escort, I don't want to marry her anymore.
00:04:56But Derek, if you don't marry Sophie, she can't inherit her late mother's company.
00:05:02We talked about this.
00:05:04You heard what Stella said. She saw Sophie with another man. It's not my fault.
00:05:09Daddy, don't be mad. You know how irresponsible Sophie is.
00:05:19Sophie, where the hell are you?
00:05:24Come home now.
00:05:36Yeah, boss, what you need?
00:05:37So the first round of the state inspection is next week.
00:05:39So we got to make sure everything's good to go.
00:05:41It's all under control, boss. We got it.
00:05:43See, look, the trash over by the trash can needs to go in the trash can.
00:05:46It could be laying around on the ground, right?
00:05:48I'll take care of it right over there.
00:05:53Speak in Spanish.
00:06:02Where the hell are you? Need to come home right now.
00:06:05What do you want, dad? I'm meeting with the construction site manager to go over some changes to the blueprint.
00:06:09Your sister told me everything. Have you no shame?
00:06:13Derek wants to break off the engagement.
00:06:16You need to come home and beg him to take you back if you want to save the company.
00:06:21I don't want to marry him either. He's there with you, isn't he?
00:06:25Put me on speaker.
00:06:28Hey, Derek, fuck you.
00:06:30You turn 25 in three days.
00:06:33How do you expect to inherit your mother's company if you don't get married?
00:06:36It's clearly stated in the will.
00:06:39You know what? I will marry anybody else but him.
00:06:41Goodbye.
00:06:46Um, so you work the hotels at night and then here during the day.
00:06:53Well, geez, don't overwork yourself.
00:06:55I usually handle it just fine, but I'm especially tired after last night.
00:06:59How many rounds?
00:07:01Okay, stop it right there.
00:07:03Anyway, what brings you here today, Miss Swift?
00:07:06You can call me Sophie.
00:07:08And I'm supposed to meet the construction site manager, but I'm late and I think that they've already left.
00:07:14So I guess I can just call him later.
00:07:17Oh, snap. She's from the architecture firm that's partnered with us?
00:07:21Justin, you must be exhausted from working two jobs.
00:07:25Why don't you come work for me instead?
00:07:27Huh?
00:07:28I can double your current salary, whatever it is.
00:07:31Where are we going? What's the job?
00:07:33City Hall. And the job is to marry me.
00:07:36What?
00:07:43Okay, husband. So from now on, I pay you 10k a month for as long as we're married.
00:07:47And it was a pleasure doing business with you.
00:07:50You got it, boss. Or should I say wife?
00:07:53Boss wife. Let the show begin.
00:07:57Nice of you to finally come home.
00:08:01If I were you, I'd be begging Derek to take me back.
00:08:04Derek probably doesn't even want to see her anymore.
00:08:06That's why she came crawling back here.
00:08:08That's funny, coming from two homewreckers.
00:08:11How dare you?
00:08:12Tony! Do you hear your daughter?
00:08:15Rude rat.
00:08:17I am not here.
00:08:19Who the fuck is Justin Lake?
00:08:21Justin Lake. Name sounds familiar.
00:08:24I know I've heard that name before.
00:08:27Wait, is that the guy from the movie?
00:08:29No.
00:08:30I am not here to listen to you guys talk down on me.
00:08:33I'm here to show you my marriage certificate.
00:08:35And in about three days time, I will be taking over my late mother's architecture firm.
00:08:40And you guys can't do anything about it.
00:08:43Who the fuck is Justin Lake?
00:08:45Justin Lake?
00:08:46Wait, is that the guy from this morning?
00:08:48You married some random cowboy?
00:08:51What?
00:08:52That's appalling!
00:08:53Oh, not as appalling as you.
00:08:55At least he didn't sleep with a married man and get pregnant.
00:08:58Don't you dare talk to my mother that way.
00:09:02You need to file for divorce right now!
00:09:06Or never set foot in this house again!
00:09:09I'm okay with that.
00:09:10I was just here to show you my certificate.
00:09:12So...
00:09:14Holy fuck, Sophie!
00:09:16You got married to a stranger!
00:09:20Yes, Kendall, you asked me three times already.
00:09:22And like I said, fake marriage so that I can inherit my mother's company.
00:09:26Yeah, still, marriage is a huge deal.
00:09:28But what am I supposed to do?
00:09:30Marry Derek?
00:09:34You're right.
00:09:35Anyone is better than Derek.
00:09:37I have no mercy for cheaters.
00:09:41So, how did you meet this Justin Lake?
00:09:46Two grand should cover it.
00:09:49I'd rather not say that.
00:09:51Okay, what does he do for a living?
00:09:54Okay, I'd rather not answer that one either.
00:09:56You gotta give me something!
00:09:58Look, point being, I am paying him ten grand a month to play my husband for a couple months.
00:10:02Wait, you're paying him ten grand?
00:10:05And then we get divorced.
00:10:06I'm your assistant.
00:10:07Why is his salary higher than mine?
00:10:09I want a raise.
00:10:10A raise, okay.
00:10:16I need you to look into someone for me.
00:10:18His name?
00:10:20Justin Lake.
00:10:23I need you to look into someone for me.
00:10:37Boss, what's happening?
00:10:39You've been like this all morning.
00:10:40I got married yesterday to the girl of my dreams.
00:10:43Wait, the Paris girl?
00:10:45Yep.
00:10:47Wait, let me guess.
00:10:48Sophie Swift?
00:10:50Yep.
00:10:51She's with Swift Architecture.
00:10:53We're actually working with them on the Maple Plaza project.
00:10:55Huh.
00:10:56She doesn't really know who I am yet.
00:10:58Huh?
00:10:59And she's giving me ten grand a month.