• last year
Stylish noir thriller about an ex-con attempting to get his life in order, who is slowly drawn into an intricate murder | dG1fNkN5c2VTUWE3R1k
Transcript
00:00They say all roads lead to Rome.
00:08I say that has nothing to do with what we're going to talk about today.
00:12So today, let's talk about the fact that the cat is out of the bag, the secret is out,
00:18and all of your dreams are about to come true.
00:22Today, we're talking about side roads.
00:49What makes up the formal definition of a low-con print and why would we use it instead of a
00:54release print, which we also have?
00:56Well, these are questions which I am going to answer to you.
01:01So follow me, won't you?
01:04And enjoy our winding through experience.
01:09Hi.
01:15If you're here, this means that this is the version you're going to see.
01:20Do you want to see the winding through with no winding through?
01:25That's what you're going to get.
01:26A little while back, I launched my Near Perfect campaign for film archive director.
01:33Many of you supported, much appreciated, thank you.
01:37But those of you who did not, I've made it clear as day.
01:43I will not push preservation to the side.
01:46Roads to film success side.
01:50Roads to film success side.
01:53Roads side.
01:55Roads side.
01:57Roads.
02:00I mean, there's like a little bit of like ambiguity with certain things, whether or
02:07not you're getting a slipcover or like a release.
02:10Price point this year is higher.
02:11Is it still a slipcover?
02:13Yep.
02:14No, no.
02:15I mean, I mean, maybe.
02:16But didn't you want to just trust the process?
02:20So today, instead of giving you informative, interesting looks at film, you get this.
02:33You get me here filibustering you about why you did not support the beautiful and kind
02:44and great Vinegar Syndrome and me at the helm of the film archive, doing only good
02:51and never bad.
02:52It broke apart.
02:53Sorry.
02:54Everything's fine.
02:55I have two glasses of water, a no-no in an archive.
03:06So what is a low con print?
03:09Well, you dare speak to me about cons.
03:13You are the worst of the worst, and you deserve no Blu-ray.
03:22You got so much chocolate-covered slipcover, non-existent slipcover.
03:28Draw your own with crayon.
03:30And gave so little to my campaign and your favorite boutique Blu-ray label, Vinegar Syndrome.
03:38I hope you enjoy Side Roots, and I hope to see you next year, April 1st, 2025.