Yo mama loves Top 20 lists soooo much... Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the best classic mama jokes in movies.
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00:00Maybe it's time for Reggie to talk about yo mama!
00:03Oh my god, you wanna talk about mama!
00:07Oh my god, you wanna talk about mama!
00:11From every corner of his empire, he sent his most vicious warriors to fight.
00:17Yo mama so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out!
00:21I'd like to introduce myself, my name is Sister Mary Clarence and I am...
00:33Yo mama?
00:34No sir, let's talk about your mama, who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
00:40You're a real tough guy, aren't you?
00:45What?
00:46Are you a real tough guy?
00:48Look at me, you piece of trash.
00:50How many men you got?
00:52Just your mother!
00:54Temper and hold.
00:56Elevation 16.
00:57Neocicles.
00:58Visibility, 5 feet.
00:592 feet.
01:00No feet.
01:01Hey, laser lips!
01:04Yo mama was a snowblower!
01:13I'm a girl back home who's unlike any other.
01:19Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.
01:23Yo mama's so fat that she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
01:28Yo mama's so ugly, José Ipea won't even do her hair!
01:32Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once.
01:36Yo mama's so poor, Halloween, her trick was the treat!
01:41Yo mama's so poor that your tits are real!
01:45Cordy, go get the provisions, you morphadite.
01:48Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
01:51What a wet end you are, LeChance.
01:53Shut up!
01:54I don't shut up.
01:55I grow up!
01:56And when I look at you, I throw up!
01:59And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
02:04And here we have some boondoggle keychains.
02:07A must-have for this season's fashion.
02:09I already made like affinity of those at scout camp.
02:13Is anyone else here trying to earn money for college?
02:16Your mom goes to college.
02:19He used the N-word again, but this time he mentioned your grandmother.
02:22You tell him that his mom was a H!
02:25Cutter, I believe hoe is spelled with a W.
02:28Right, W, and his sister's a W, and his grandmama's a two-bit W.
02:32Who makes double, cause she got no teeth!
02:34You tell him I said that!
02:37Hey, hey, hey!
02:39Relax, son, it's just a bird.
02:43Hello, birdie.
02:44Polly want a cracker?
02:45Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.
02:48What did Polly say to me?
02:49I said, Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.
02:53You don't talk about my mama, son!
02:55You don't know my mama, son!
02:57I know your mama, I f***ed her last night.
03:04Your mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!
03:14Get her, Delio.
03:16Your mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um, bitch-losome-weight!
03:23Your mama's so butch, Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't even date her.
03:26Uh-uh! No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
03:30Best of luck to you on the upcoming play.
03:32I'll be playing with your mama tonight.
03:36Sixty-two.
03:37Boom! Twenty-two! Hut!
03:39Boom! Twenty-two! Hut!
03:41Card drops back. Looks like a screen pass.
03:45Yes!
03:47There you are.
03:52Number sixty-two's headed for the end zone.
03:54He's in the corner.
04:03Drop-kicked it. Looks like Boucher knocked him out cold.
04:06I love my mama very much.
04:08Now you know that.
04:10Oi, f***face. Who's speaking to you?
04:13He asked him, didn't he?
04:15F***face.
04:17I like that one, El.
04:18I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mum.
04:21Not now.
04:22Your mama.
04:23My mama?
04:24Yeah, your whole family.
04:25Ain't that a look at you. Mama's so old, she was there first day of slavery.
04:28Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.
04:31Your mama's so fat, she on both sides of the family.
04:33That's okay, your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
04:36Oh, ain't that a look.
04:37Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she wouldn't have got a bowl.
04:42You ready to go, baby?
04:43Come on, let's get out of here.
04:45They probably cheated.
04:46Your mother cheated, that's why you look like a plumber.
04:48Zip it!
04:52See, this is the color I want.
04:53This is Damien. He's almost too gay to function.
04:57Nice to meet you.
04:58Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?
05:00Your mom's chest hair.
05:02I'm Janice.
05:03Hi, I'm Katie.
05:04Hi, what's the count?
05:059-8-up.
05:069-8-2, get the f*** out of here. It's 9-8-up, you dope.
05:09Junior, if you're the f***ing count, you'd be a f***ing astronaut.
05:129-8-up.
05:13Aw, man, George, your mother's an astronaut.
05:15He talked about your mama, man.
05:17He's playing you for a punk. He's playing you and your mama for a punk.
05:20Your mother's so fat, the bitch need a time's guide to find her asshole.
05:29Your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the bench.
05:35Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
05:40Your mama's so fat, that the bitch get her toenails painted and her all shagged.
05:45And her all shagged.
05:47And her all shagged.
05:50I like them better with the long hair, bro.
05:52Reminds me of Burt's here's mama.
05:57How'd you know what Burt's here's mama looks like?
05:59Brother, don't you know me and Burt's here's mama went out on the town last night, bro.
06:06Listen now, Blue, why you talking about Burt's here's mama like that?
06:09See, now you're making me angry, man.
06:11Looks like I ain't gonna be able to take your mama to the prom no more.
06:15What you laughing at, Jerry Buck?
06:17You need to tell your mama to shave them old legs of hers, bro.
06:19And Judas, when she's done, remember your mama can borrow the razor
06:22and shave that old nasty back of hers, bro.
06:26Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.
06:29You breastfeed like this.
06:32Your mother is so, like...
06:34She's so...
06:37Wait, let me give you a go.
06:40Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck restaurant for lunch
06:44and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a Nikoi salad.
06:48Nikoi salad, right?
06:50Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop on the tape.
06:54All in America!
06:57Now look here, my good man.
06:59Now look here, my good man.
07:01I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper.
07:07I fart in your general direction.
07:10Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
07:16Yeah, well, cool. Well, let's just get off mama's, because I just got off yours.
07:23Keep my mama out of this, brother.
07:26She's out?
07:28She's out?
07:30Cool.
07:32She's out?
07:34Cool!
07:36She's out?
07:38What time you want me to bring the bitch back?
07:42Yo, what's the score?