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00:00:00Invitation number 14, Tenba!
00:00:05Jumbo-Jun!
00:00:12Hello, I'm Tenba.
00:00:15I'm so excited.
00:00:17It's the end of the year.
00:00:19I've got a good story for the end of the year.
00:00:24Please look forward to it.
00:00:28Let's get started.
00:00:30You've been whining lately.
00:00:31I've been whining lately.
00:00:33I'm not whining.
00:00:35I'm not whining.
00:00:36I'm not whining.
00:00:37I'm sorry. Let's change the topic.
00:00:38Let's change the topic.
00:00:39When I was a kid, I was a hero.
00:00:40You've changed.
00:00:41You're a kid.
00:00:42I was a hero.
00:00:44Our generation is called Goranger.
00:00:46Now it's called Bun-Bunger.
00:00:48It's in Goranger.
00:00:49I don't know if kids these days wear transformers.
00:00:52I don't know if kids these days wear transformers.
00:00:54I was my own hero.
00:00:56You were your own hero?
00:00:57I was my own hero.
00:00:58What kind of hero?
00:00:59I was a hero.
00:01:00I was a hero.
00:01:01The name was Shirakawa.
00:01:02I was a hero.
00:01:03The name was Shirakawa.
00:01:04I'm the white river of Justice Corps.
00:01:06That's really cool.
00:01:07That's really cool.
00:01:08I was a white river, so I'm like this.
00:01:11I'll do a hero, so I'll do a song.
00:01:13A song?
00:01:14A song?
00:01:21What's this?
00:01:23Transform!
00:01:25From Sakawa to WHITE RIVER!
00:01:30Are you transforming in full?
00:01:31No, I don't get it.
00:01:31I'll just pick a song.
00:01:37Like this, Akuma, I'll be fighting!
00:01:40White river!
00:01:44It's more syakiii than syakin.
00:01:48Syakin is faster!
00:01:50Syakin, syakin, syakin!
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00:04:22Thank you
00:04:37You sent an entire white river masaka white river Yami by Toshihiko, that's yeah
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00:04:49I'm a little chinchin can't hide it must get it on my
00:04:52Tender as well. I got home. I ski now. I didn't even I'm a much better
00:04:56Tenderness
00:04:58Hey, then that I was gonna hide it. Thank you. I'm gonna smash
00:05:04My timing
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00:05:43I heard that my mom has a favorite creature.
00:05:46A creature?
00:05:47I heard that she forgot the name.
00:05:49She forgot the name of a creature?
00:05:51What's going on?
00:05:52A creature that your mom likes is probably a panda or a goldfish.
00:05:58I heard that's not the case.
00:05:59It's not?
00:06:00I heard a lot of things, but I don't get it.
00:06:02You don't get it?
00:06:03I'll think of a creature that your mom likes.
00:06:07Can you tell me what kind of characteristics it has?
00:06:09It's a creature that speaks in two languages.
00:06:13Isn't it a human?
00:06:16That's a human characteristic.
00:06:19How can you forget a human?
00:06:21You're a human too. How can you forget that?
00:06:25It's a human.
00:06:26I don't get it.
00:06:27Why don't you get it?
00:06:28It's a human.
00:06:29I think it's a human.
00:06:30I'm sure it is.
00:06:31My mom says she doesn't like wieners.
00:06:35It's different from a human.
00:06:38Humans love wieners.
00:06:41If you don't like wieners, it's different from a human.
00:06:45Humans love wieners so much that they sell two bags of wieners at the supermarket.
00:06:52They sell them wrapped in tape.
00:06:55That's how much they love wieners.
00:06:57It's different from a human.
00:06:59Didn't I say something else?
00:07:01It's a human.
00:07:02It's a human.
00:07:04It's a human.
00:07:06When humans reach a certain age,
00:07:09they accept human poison.
00:07:12It's a human.
00:07:13I don't get it.
00:07:14It's a human.
00:07:15I think it's a human.
00:07:16I'm sure it is.
00:07:17My mom says she doesn't like wieners.
00:07:21It's different from a human.
00:07:23Humans love wieners.
00:07:28Humans love wieners when they were kids.
00:07:32As they get older, they stop wearing key chains.
00:07:36But when they get older, they start wearing key chains again.
00:07:41That's how humans are.
00:07:44It's different from a human.
00:07:46Didn't I say something else?
00:07:48It's a human.
00:07:49It's a human.
00:07:51It's a human.
00:07:52Humans worry about their relationships,
00:07:55feel stress,
00:07:56worry about their health,
00:07:58and accept human poison.
00:08:00It's a human.
00:08:01I don't get it.
00:08:02It's a human.
00:08:03I think it's a human.
00:08:04I'm sure it is.
00:08:05My mom says humans are friendly and don't fight.
00:08:09It's different from a human.
00:08:11It makes me think.
00:08:13It's sad, but it's different from a human.
00:08:17It makes me think.
00:08:18Didn't I say something else?
00:08:20It's a human.
00:08:21It's a human.
00:08:23Humans worry about their relationships,
00:08:26and accept human poison.
00:08:29It's a human.
00:08:30I don't get it.
00:08:31It's a human.
00:08:32I think it's a human.
00:08:33I'm sure it is.
00:08:34My mom says humans are friendly and don't fight.
00:08:37It's different from a human.
00:08:39It makes me think.
00:08:41It makes me think.
00:08:44It's sad, but it's different from a human.
00:08:47Didn't I say something else?
00:08:49It's a human.
00:08:50It's a human.
00:08:51It's a human.
00:08:52It's a human.
00:08:53What kind of a change is that?
00:08:55What kind of a change is that?
00:08:57It's a human.
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00:11:59Yui Matsumabuki
00:12:00Hello
00:12:01Oh, sorry!
00:12:02Thank you so much
00:12:04Excuse me, middle aged men and women
00:12:08We're used to seeing you
00:12:10Hmm, recently I've been observing the city
00:12:12and very few strange people
00:12:15Like people with strong different personalities
00:12:17There used to be a lot of people when I was kid
00:12:19Very scary people
00:12:20Very scary people
00:12:21He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:12:23He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:12:25He's like this.
00:12:37He looks like this, but his voice is high.
00:12:41Konnichiwa!
00:12:45This suits him.
00:12:47He's not a manly man.
00:12:49It's hard to have a relationship.
00:12:51I agree.
00:12:53I'm not good at socializing.
00:12:55I'm not good at socializing.
00:12:57What do you do when you have a break up?
00:12:59What do you do when you have a break up?
00:13:01What do you do when you have a break up?
00:13:03It's hard to tell.
00:13:05For example, after you leave the store.
00:13:07I try to go home.
00:13:09You try to go home.
00:13:11Thank you for today.
00:13:15I'm surprised.
00:13:17I'm sure you do a lot of shopping.
00:13:19No.
00:13:21You worry too much.
00:13:23You dare to go the store?
00:13:25No.
00:13:27Because I'm worried too much.
00:13:29I get stressed when I think about.
00:13:31I drive my car.
00:13:33Car driver and father-in-law go out with their son.
00:13:37Right.
00:13:39I go out with my father-in-law.
00:13:41I can't say it.
00:13:42I won't say it in detail.
00:13:44It's going to be narrowed down.
00:13:45That's why I'm going to change my first impression.
00:13:47It's strange that you don't notice that you got it right.
00:13:49I don't care.
00:13:50You usually notice it.
00:13:52I notice it.
00:13:53I notice it.
00:13:54I notice it.
00:13:55I notice it.
00:13:56I notice it.
00:13:57I notice it.
00:13:58There must have been various circumstances.
00:14:00I don't know.
00:14:01But my first impression was really bad.
00:14:03Your first impression.
00:14:04I should remember it from the training camp.
00:14:06I understand.
00:14:09Excuse me.
00:14:10Here you are.
00:14:11Where are you going?
00:14:12To my friend.
00:14:14I'm a little nervous.
00:14:15Oh, really?
00:14:16I'm Kanbaishi, a teacher.
00:14:17Kanbaishi-san.
00:14:18Pleased to meet you.
00:14:19I'm Nakagawa.
00:14:20Here you are.
00:14:21Please sit down.
00:14:22It's OK.
00:14:23Don't panic.
00:14:24Please sit down.
00:14:25Sit down.
00:14:26Sit down.
00:14:27Please adjust the seat.
00:14:28The seat.
00:14:31No, it's alright.
00:14:32It's just right.
00:14:33You are a rural old lady, right?
00:14:35You are a rural old lady.
00:14:36The distance is just right.
00:14:37Yes, 10 o'clock, 10 minutes.
00:14:39Let's go for a drive.
00:14:41Today, we'll be driving on the road.
00:14:43So don't be too nervous.
00:14:45I'll just go straight.
00:14:46Yes, go straight.
00:14:47Be careful on the big roads.
00:14:49There's a Mario Kart.
00:14:52What's the point of that?
00:14:55There's no point in riding a Mario Kart.
00:14:57There's no point.
00:14:58The foreigners will be happy.
00:15:00Be careful not to bump into them.
00:15:03There's a big intersection.
00:15:05There's a possible driver.
00:15:07Be careful.
00:15:08What is it?
00:15:09There's a big intersection.
00:15:10You're going to turn right, right?
00:15:11There might be a motorcycle coming out of the back of the truck.
00:15:15Oh, I see.
00:15:16Be careful.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:21The road is a little narrow.
00:15:23There's a heavy parking lot.
00:15:24Oh, I'm scared.
00:15:25There might be people coming out between the cars.
00:15:28Oh, I see.
00:15:29Be careful.
00:15:32It might be an acquaintance.
00:15:35I'm sorry.
00:15:37It's definitely an acquaintance.
00:15:40Go straight.
00:15:41There's construction going on.
00:15:43The road is getting narrower.
00:15:44Construction is in the way.
00:15:45I'm sorry.
00:15:46There's a lot of construction going on.
00:15:48There's a sign.
00:15:49There's no sign.
00:15:50It's okay.
00:15:51There's a sign.
00:15:52There's a sign.
00:15:53Sometimes there's a sign like this.
00:15:55Yes, there is.
00:15:56It's a highway.
00:15:58It's a highway.
00:15:59Who's the model?
00:16:01I don't know who the model is.
00:16:03Be careful.
00:16:04There's a highway.
00:16:05There's a highway.
00:16:06Oh, I'm scared.
00:16:07I told you today.
00:16:08I'm sorry.
00:16:09There's an ETC.
00:16:10There's an ETC and a corner.
00:16:12There is.
00:16:13Yes, there is.
00:16:14Let's get in.
00:16:15Please merge.
00:16:16It's dangerous.
00:16:17You can't go in there.
00:16:18You'll get in with one or eight cars.
00:16:19I'm in.
00:16:20You're in, right?
00:16:21I'm in.
00:16:22You're in.
00:16:23You're in.
00:16:24You're in.
00:16:25You can't go like that.
00:16:26I'm scared.
00:16:27There are various cars speeding.
00:16:28Be careful.
00:16:29It's a big tourist bus.
00:16:30It's a tourist bus.
00:16:31This is the bus that goes from Shimane Matsue to Disneyland.
00:16:35Am I on a bus right now?
00:16:37Can you open it for me?
00:16:38Yes.
00:16:39I'm going to break your back!
00:16:40No, no, no.
00:16:42The plane is faster than the bullet train!
00:16:45Really!
00:16:46Wow!
00:16:47It's a black one-box!
00:16:48Oh, it's a black one-box?
00:16:49Wait a minute, did I say something?
00:16:50Huh?
00:16:51Red.
00:16:51It's my number.
00:16:52Let's go outside.
00:16:52Yes.
00:16:55Please get off the expressway.
00:16:57I got off.
00:16:57There's a bus stop over there.
00:16:58The road is narrow.
00:16:59This is the left turn.
00:17:01Turn right once and then turn left.
00:17:04Yes, turn left.
00:17:05Wow!
00:17:06I might have rubbed it.
00:17:08Rubbed it?
00:17:14It's a landscape.
00:17:15I don't know if it's a story or a drift.
00:17:17It's interesting to see.
00:17:19These two are the best.
00:17:23It's not slippery.
00:17:24That's right.
00:17:25There's no doubt.
00:17:27Invitation No. 18
00:17:30Chidori!
00:17:31The Mother!
00:17:38Hello, everyone.
00:17:40I'm Chidori.
00:17:41Nice to meet you.
00:17:42You're a cheerful guest.
00:17:47I'm a tarot reader.
00:17:48What?
00:17:49Tarot?
00:17:50I'm doing it.
00:17:51Tarot fortune-telling?
00:17:52Tarot fortune-telling.
00:17:53Fortune-telling?
00:17:55I'm doing it.
00:17:56Actually, I've been doing it.
00:17:57You've been doing it?
00:17:58It's a secret.
00:17:59For 10 years.
00:18:0010 years?
00:18:01You've been doing tarot fortune-telling for 10 years?
00:18:04I've already done it.
00:18:06What?
00:18:07As much as I can in front of people.
00:18:09What?
00:18:10It's so difficult.
00:18:11I'm really good at it.
00:18:13I'm thinking of opening a shop.
00:18:15What?
00:18:16Tarot fortune-telling shop?
00:18:18In Odaiba.
00:18:19In Odaiba?
00:18:20It's a rare place.
00:18:21Please come.
00:18:22It's not please come.
00:18:23It's too early.
00:18:25I'm your first customer.
00:18:26I have to get a good one.
00:18:27You really have to get a good one.
00:18:28I see.
00:18:29Let me do it.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32Excuse me.
00:18:33I made a reservation.
00:18:34I'm Hayakawa.
00:18:35I was waiting for you.
00:18:36It's cool.
00:18:38It's cool.
00:18:40I came here for the first time.
00:18:41What kind of house is this?
00:18:43We have flowers, flowers, tea, tea, and tea.
00:18:46Kakachacha.
00:18:47Kakachacha?
00:18:49That's a strange name.
00:18:51Kakachacha?
00:18:52I got it from my daughter's name.
00:18:54Your daughter's name is Kakachacha?
00:18:56I'm 68 years old.
00:18:57Your daughter?
00:18:58How old are you?
00:18:59I'm 44 years old.
00:19:01There were a lot of things.
00:19:04There were a lot of things.
00:19:05There were a lot of things.
00:19:07Don't ask me.
00:19:09I think that's better.
00:19:11I've never been to a tarot fortune-telling shop.
00:19:14Is it right?
00:19:15It's right.
00:19:16A lot of people have decided their lives here.
00:19:18Is that so?
00:19:19To be honest, a lot of people have come.
00:19:20A lot of people?
00:19:22By the way, who are they?
00:19:23It's just a story here.
00:19:24Yes.
00:19:25Ishiba.
00:19:27Ishiba?
00:19:29Mr. Ishiba?
00:19:30Mr. Ishiba, did you decide here?
00:19:31Mr. Ishiba, did you decide here?
00:19:32I'm sorry.
00:19:33Yes, I decided.
00:19:34Are you going to challenge?
00:19:36That's amazing.
00:19:37Well, that kind of person will come.
00:19:39What else?
00:19:40This is really a top secret.
00:19:43Otani before Doja.
00:19:45Otani?
00:19:47Otani before Doja?
00:19:49Yes.
00:19:50From the angels?
00:19:52I was wondering where to go.
00:19:53Should I go to Yankees?
00:19:54Should I go to Doja?
00:19:55Of course.
00:19:56At that time, the last card Otani drew was the road to the blue helmet 50-50.
00:20:02Is it so specific?
00:20:04Is it so specific?
00:20:06Our tarot will come out perfectly.
00:20:08Did it come out?
00:20:09And I went to Doja and made my dream come true.
00:20:11Isn't it amazing?
00:20:12Are you ready for that?
00:20:13I'm suddenly nervous.
00:20:14You'll really hit it.
00:20:16It's okay.
00:20:17Please take a look.
00:20:18Then it's okay.
00:20:20Everything will be decided.
00:20:22Your fate will be decided.
00:20:24Here is the first tarot card.
00:20:26Please.
00:20:28Devil bathed in blood on the way home.
00:20:29No!
00:20:31I don't think so.
00:20:32I can't go back to the place where there is light again.
00:20:34I can't go back.
00:20:36I don't think so.
00:20:37I can't go back.
00:20:38Devil bathed in blood on the way home.
00:20:40You're doing something.
00:20:41I can't go back to the place where there is light again.
00:20:46I can't get a card like this.
00:20:48To be honest.
00:20:50This is the first card.
00:20:51It's the worst.
00:20:52Here is the next card.
00:20:53Please.
00:20:55One-footed bridge.
00:20:57What is that?
00:20:59Eternal fear without ground.
00:21:01Is there a card like a monster?
00:21:04One-footed bridge.
00:21:06One-footed bridge?
00:21:07But there is no ground.
00:21:09Eternal fear.
00:21:12Always.
00:21:14Always.
00:21:17It's the worst life.
00:21:19What is this?
00:21:22Please.
00:21:23Please.
00:21:25Wedding angel.
00:21:26Looks good.
00:21:27A hill where you can see the rainbow.
00:21:28A hill where you can see the rainbow?
00:21:29It's almost super-erased.
00:21:32Until now.
00:21:33Wedding angel.
00:21:34A hill where you can see the rainbow.
00:21:36The best card.
00:21:37I was married to an angel.
00:21:39It's wonderful.
00:21:40All the bad things until now are erased.
00:21:41It's wonderful.
00:21:43Thank you very much.
00:21:44Here is the next card.
00:21:45Please.
00:21:46What is it?
00:21:48What is that?
00:21:50What is that?
00:21:52Soccer?
00:21:59Soccer?
00:22:01It's boring.
00:22:05It's boring.
00:22:07It's boring.
00:22:13It has nothing to do with soccer.
00:22:16The ice of KOMON.
00:22:18A little bit.
00:22:20The ice of KOMON is packed a little bit.
00:22:23Whether it is packed or sucked up...
00:22:27It's out.
00:22:29It's freezing.
00:22:31The previous leg is great.
00:22:32But it was just a joke.
00:22:34It was just a joke.
00:22:35The last.
00:22:37KOMON.
00:22:38Do you need the last?
00:22:39It's just freezing.
00:22:40It's out.
00:22:41It's the worst.
00:22:43Please.
00:22:44The next card is this.
00:22:45Angel, onegai.
00:22:46Horoyoi Angel.
00:22:47Horoyoi Angel!
00:22:48Atashi, yopparachatta.
00:22:50Nanka shiyou, ii yo.
00:22:52Ii yo.
00:22:53Mou, shuden nain dakedo.
00:22:54Yatta!
00:22:55Honnara, dou suru?
00:22:57Nomikai ya, nomikai ya.
00:22:59Isshoni kaette mo ii yo.
00:23:01Yatta, saikou ya!
00:23:03Atashi, kuchikata kata.
00:23:05Kuchikata kata!
00:23:07Kuchikata kata.
00:23:09Ichiban daiji.
00:23:10Atashi, kuchikata kata de yuumei nain yo.
00:23:13Sore chotto kowai na.
00:23:16Sore jibun de yuumei kowai kedo.
00:23:18Demo kata kata.
00:23:19Maa maa maa, yokatta.
00:23:20Isshoni kaereru koto de.
00:23:21Nanka nomikai ga seikou shite masu.
00:23:22Tsuzunde no kaato, kochira desu.
00:23:23Yosha, yosha.
00:23:24Gomen, ashita shigoto hayakatten.
00:23:26Saki no onna no hito ya.
00:23:27Shigoto hayakatten ya.
00:23:28Takushii de kaerana akan wa.
00:23:30Zanyaku ya.
00:23:31Ie, doko?
00:23:32Chiba nan yo.
00:23:33Chiba nan yo!
00:23:34Toi!
00:23:35Toi!
00:23:36Chiba no oku nan yo.
00:23:38Oku!
00:23:39Katsuura?
00:23:40Sanman suru yo.
00:23:42Sanman suru yo.
00:23:43Katsuura de tantan menyan yatten no yo.
00:23:45Yare yatten no yo.
00:23:47Katsuura tantan menyan no musumi yatten no yo.
00:23:50Sanman ya.
00:23:51Sanman harawanai.
00:23:52Tsuzunde no kaato, kochira desu.
00:23:54Onegai shimasu, ii yatsu.
00:23:55Aoki helmet, 50-50 e no michi.
00:23:58Ore mo!
00:24:00Ore mo!
00:24:04Ikeba!
00:24:05Ikeba!
00:24:06Yareba!
00:24:07Yareba!
00:24:08Toi koto desu.
00:24:09Sugoi!
00:24:10Meccha ureshii.
00:24:11Ano hito no ato ore nan ya.
00:24:12Soshite, Nobu-san no kaado, kore ga saigo to narimasu.
00:24:15Saigo?
00:24:16Saigo no kaado, kochira desu!
00:24:18Kore de kimaru n'ya na?
00:24:20Chiri mamireta oka.
00:24:22Akan!
00:24:24Sore wo dakishimeru enjel-tachi.
00:24:27Docchi!
00:24:29Docchi ga neta?
00:24:30Ijou to narimasu.
00:24:31Ijou to narimasu?
00:24:32Kekkyoku boku no jinsei dou naru nusuka?
00:24:34Kekkyoku Nobu-san, futsuu desu.
00:24:35Kane kaese, mou yo wa.
00:24:37Dou maru dashita?
00:24:41Impetation number 19.
00:24:44Warai Meshi!
00:24:46The Mother.
00:24:52Doumo warai meshi desu.
00:24:54Arigatou gozaimasu.
00:24:55Arigatou gozaimasu.
00:24:56Nobu.
00:24:57Nobu.
00:24:58Nobu.
00:24:59Nobu.
00:25:00Nobu.
00:25:01Nobu.
00:25:02Nobu.
00:25:03Nobu.
00:25:04Nobu.
00:25:05Nobu.
00:25:06Nobu.
00:25:07Nobu.
00:25:08Nobu.
00:25:09Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:10There was also news that it was mixed with something strange.
00:25:12So, recently, it seems that it is difficult to think about the Kondate of next month at the lunch center.
00:25:17Oh, really?
00:25:18Yes, there are some hot people in it.
00:25:20It seems that it is being discussed that it is better to change this Kondate like this for the sake of children.
00:25:25Well, let's try that atmosphere.
00:25:27Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:28Then, I'll be the hot person at the lunch center, so can you be the center of the lunch center?
00:25:35There are a lot of Kondate. Is this okay?
00:25:37I've never seen it.
00:25:41What?
00:25:42I've never seen the head of the lunch center.
00:25:47Well, I've never seen it either.
00:25:49Who is that?
00:25:50No, but there is, there is.
00:25:51If you say something about the center, the head of the center is the best.
00:25:55Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:56A person who has a decision in a meeting.
00:25:57Let's go over the Kondate of next month.
00:25:59Oh, like that.
00:26:00It would be nice if you could just give me that atmosphere.
00:26:01I understand.
00:26:02I see. Is this the Kondate of next month?
00:26:04Oh, head of the center, can I ask you a question?
00:26:05Yes.
00:26:06Today is the 15th.
00:26:0715th.
00:26:08Yes.
00:26:09There is a Kondate called croquette here.
00:26:10But if you look closely, the day before yesterday was fried chicken, and the day before yesterday was fried squid.
00:26:15I feel like it's all fried food.
00:26:18I see.
00:26:19I don't think this croquette is good for the child's body.
00:26:22Can I boil the croquette on the 15th without frying it in oil?
00:26:26What?
00:26:27Can I boil the croquette where I usually fry it in oil?
00:26:29Boil?
00:26:30I think it's better to boil the croquette so that the child doesn't get too much oil.
00:26:34But the croquette is all torn up.
00:26:36I'm sure it will.
00:26:37The croquette is all torn up.
00:26:38Then, I'll call it a croquette.
00:26:39Croquette?
00:26:40I'll call it a croquette.
00:26:41I'll call it a croquette.
00:26:42I'll call it a croquette.
00:26:43I'll call it a croquette.
00:26:44But I don't think this croquette is good for the child.
00:26:46If there is oil, it will be like a wet panko potato.
00:26:48So, how about a Kondate called a wet panko potato?
00:26:50No, that's not good.
00:26:51You're not good at thinking about Kondate.
00:26:53You're thinking about the child's body and getting hot.
00:26:55You're the head of the center.
00:26:56I'll look at the Kondate again.
00:26:57Then, let's go over to the head of the center.
00:26:59Can I ask you a question?
00:27:00What is it?
00:27:01The 15th is the day of the year, so it's Kinpira.
00:27:03The 17th is the day of the year, so it's Suigyoza.
00:27:05But, no matter how you think about it,
00:27:07Wednesday is Suigyoza and Friday is Kinpira.
00:27:10But, no matter how you think about it,
00:27:11can someone please match the head of the center?
00:27:14I'm so curious.
00:27:16You're the only one who cares.
00:27:17You're the only one who cares.
00:27:18You're being told,
00:27:19You're being told,
00:27:20You're being told,
00:27:21that you've found the right way.
00:27:22That's not true.
00:27:23That's not true.
00:27:24That's not true.
00:27:25That's not true.
00:27:26That's not true.
00:27:27That's not true.
00:27:28That's not true.
00:27:29That's not true.
00:27:30That's not true.
00:27:31That's not true.
00:27:32That's not true.
00:27:33That's not true.
00:27:34That's not true.
00:27:35That's not true.
00:27:36That's not true.
00:27:37That's not true.
00:27:38That's not true.
00:27:39That's not true.
00:27:40That's not true.
00:27:41That's not true.
00:27:42That's not true.
00:27:43That's not true.
00:27:44That's not true.
00:27:45That's not true.
00:27:46That's not true.
00:27:47That's not true.
00:27:48That's not true.
00:27:49That's not true.
00:27:50That's not true.
00:27:51That's not true.
00:27:52That's not true.
00:27:53That's not true.
00:27:54That's not true.
00:27:55That's not true.
00:27:56That's not true.
00:27:57That's not true.
00:28:03That's not true.
00:28:11That's not true.
00:28:21Come on, sen-ta-cho!
00:28:22Let's do it this way!
00:28:23Sen-ta-cho, could I have a moment?
00:28:24Yes?
00:28:25It's the 20th, and it's Happōsai.
00:28:26I'd like to change this to a new menu.
00:28:28Is there a new menu?
00:28:29I have the 7th year of the year, with quails and eggs...
00:28:31No, that's Happōsai!
00:28:32Why do you have to write quails and eggs?
00:28:33Get up, sen-ta-cho!
00:28:35Manager!
00:28:36What's a manager?
00:28:37Manager!
00:28:38It's sen-ta-cho!
00:28:40Sen-ta-cho!
00:28:41This Tsuji and his friends have been wanting to have yakisoba with sen-ta-cho's hair in it!
00:28:44What's that?
00:28:45You can't mix things like that!
00:28:46Of course not!
00:28:47This is the center's hair and yakisoba.
00:28:50Both are wrong.
00:28:51You're the center.
00:28:52Let's go with this one.
00:28:53Senba Kitchen.
00:28:54What's Senba Kitchen?
00:28:55No, no.
00:28:56You're the center.
00:28:57Sasayaki Okami.
00:28:58It's not Sasayaki Okami.
00:28:59I only remember the apology meeting a few years ago.
00:29:01There was something like that.
00:29:02Okami-san, can I say something?
00:29:03Okami-san, no, no.
00:29:04You're the center.
00:29:05It's Happosai from the 20th.
00:29:07Happosai?
00:29:08That's weird.
00:29:09That's probably good for your body.
00:29:10It's like Tsubuta.
00:29:11You put pineapple in it.
00:29:12What's that?
00:29:13You eat it with a pen, not a chopstick.
00:29:15Pen pineapple.
00:29:16How about Happosai?
00:29:17Isn't that Pikotaro?
00:29:18That's enough.
00:29:19How was it?
00:29:25Invitation No. 20
00:29:27Kinshari Zanoza
00:29:37I'm Kinshari.
00:29:38Nice to meet you.
00:29:39I'll do my best.
00:29:40I have a 5-year-old son.
00:29:42I used to play with him by saying fast words.
00:29:45There's a difficult word to say.
00:29:47I'm not good at saying words.
00:29:49It's difficult.
00:29:50Tokyo, Tokyo, Kyokyokyokyoku.
00:29:52That's a bad word.
00:29:53You don't say it, right?
00:29:55You have to say Tokyo, Tokyo, Kyokyokyokyoku.
00:29:57You have to say Tokyo, Tokyo, Kyokyokyokyoku.
00:29:59I didn't say it.
00:30:00I didn't say it from the beginning.
00:30:02What is this?
00:30:03You can't say it.
00:30:05But I'm not at a time to say it.
00:30:07It's not about a time to say it.
00:30:09I have work to do.
00:30:10You don't have to go to Tokyo, Tokyo, Kyokyokyokyoku.
00:30:12You don't say it.
00:30:13It's you and me, man.
00:30:14I'm not going anywhere.
00:30:15What do you mean?
00:30:16I'm going to Tokyo Tokyo Kyokyakyo.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:19I'm going to Tokyo to invent something and go to Tokyo's Kakyao Island.
00:30:24You can't even go there in one piece.
00:30:26You can't even go there in one piece.
00:30:28You should invent something.
00:30:30I don't know. I might invent something.
00:30:31Let's say you invent something.
00:30:33You can go and come back.
00:30:35You don't have to say it.
00:30:37I can say it.
00:30:38You can just go and come back.
00:30:38I can say it.
00:30:40You can't.
00:30:40Oh, so this is Tokyo Tokyo Kyokyakyo.
00:30:43Let's go in.
00:30:44Excuse me.
00:30:45You're an old-fashioned Konto.
00:30:47You're a Takamachi.
00:30:48You don't usually say that.
00:30:50There's supposed to be Tokyo Tokyo Kyokyakyo around here.
00:30:53You don't say that.
00:30:53Let's go in.
00:30:54You don't say that.
00:30:55You don't say that.
00:30:56You don't say it or you don't say it.
00:30:57That's how it is.
00:30:58You use it or you don't use it.
00:30:59That's the problem.
00:31:00If you do that, you won't be told.
00:31:01You should practice more tongue twisters that you might say.
00:31:04You mean I should practice tongue twisters that I might say?
00:31:06You should practice that.
00:31:08What is it that you might say?
00:31:10Shinshun Shanshonsho.
00:31:11Wait a minute.
00:31:13Have you ever been to Shinshun Shanshonsho?
00:31:15Possibility.
00:31:16Has anyone been there?
00:31:17You've never been to Shinshun Shanshonsho, have you?
00:31:20I haven't, but I might go.
00:31:21Shinshun Shanshonsho is the best.
00:31:22Shinshun Shanshonsho.
00:31:23You should start with Heizutsu Shanshonsho.
00:31:25There's no Heizutsu Shanshonsho.
00:31:27Don't get carried away with Shinshun.
00:31:29What if I get invited?
00:31:30What?
00:31:30Shinshun Shanshonsho, do you want to go?
00:31:33Do you have Shinshun Shanshonsho?
00:31:33What are you talking about?
00:31:35Answer with do you want to go or don't you want to go.
00:31:37Why do you keep repeating yourself?
00:31:38You'll tell me if you get lost.
00:31:40Excuse me, where is Shinshun Shanshonsho?
00:31:43When you're lost, everyone's Shinshun.
00:31:44You don't have to say where Shanshonsho is.
00:31:46I'm Shinshun, you're Shinshun.
00:31:49When you get a ticket from the front, you're Shinshun.
00:31:51When you're listening, I'm Shinshun, you're Shinshun.
00:31:54You don't have to say where Shanshonsho is.
00:31:56You don't have to say Shinshun.
00:31:57What if there's a lot of Shanshonsho?
00:31:59What's that Shanshonsho town?
00:32:02Where is Shanshonsho?
00:32:05Shinshun Shanshonsho?
00:32:06Shanshonsho?
00:32:07Shin Shanshonsho?
00:32:08What's Shin Shanshonsho?
00:32:10Is it like Shin Godzilla?
00:32:12Or Shin Kamen Rider?
00:32:12Is that what Anno-san does?
00:32:14Shin Shanshonsho?
00:32:15You don't have to say where it is.
00:32:16You don't know anything about Shinshun Shanshonsho, do you?
00:32:19I was just saying.
00:32:20Do you know anything about Shanshonsho?
00:32:24The representative of Shanshonsho.
00:32:25The person who looks like Pioneer.
00:32:26Sansonkasu.
00:32:27The one who sings at the Satsukai.
00:32:28Sansonkasu?
00:32:30Sansonkasu is the one who sings at the top of the mountain.
00:32:33Sansonkasu.
00:32:35You don't know how to sing.
00:32:37Of course I know.
00:32:38Who is that person who looks like King Kaz?
00:32:40Who is the pioneer of Shanshon?
00:32:43Sanson Junko.
00:32:44What's that?
00:32:45There is such a person.
00:32:47Sanson Junko.
00:32:48I said Sanson.
00:32:49Sanson Junko.
00:32:50There are no more small letters.
00:32:52Junko has become Zunko.
00:32:53Sanson Junko.
00:32:55There is such a person.
00:32:56Is there such a person who has all the names of all the jobs?
00:32:59Like Candle Jun.
00:33:02Shanshon Junko of Shanshon Shanshon.
00:33:05Shanshon Junko of Shanshon Shanshon.
00:33:08Shanshon Junko only exists in Shanshon.
00:33:10You are better than Sazan and Hirose Komi.
00:33:13You earn money from Shanshon.
00:33:15There is such a person.
00:33:16Will Shanshon Junko appear in Shanshon Shanshon?
00:33:19Why do you buy a ticket without knowing whether it will appear?
00:33:21You should buy a ticket after knowing whether Shanshon Junko will appear.
00:33:24What should I do if it is a secret?
00:33:26What?
00:33:26There is a poster.
00:33:27There is a poster painted black.
00:33:29What should I do if it is black?
00:33:30I don't understand.
00:33:31Shanshon Junko is a star.
00:33:34You may know Shanshon Junko because of the taste of soba.
00:33:39You look like Taro Takase.
00:33:41You look like Shanshon Junko.
00:33:43You are a silhouette that can be recognized by Shanshon Junko.
00:33:46Don't look at me like that.
00:33:48It's a taste of soba.
00:33:50Did you hear Shanshon Junko's song?
00:33:52This is Shanshon Junko's Shanshon Shanshon.
00:33:55Who is Shanshon Junko?
00:33:58You don't even know Shinshun Shanshon Junko?
00:34:01Why did you update Shanshon Junko?
00:34:03It's Shinshun Shanshon Junko.
00:34:05Shanshon Junko...
00:34:06Where is Shanshon Junko?
00:34:08Are you looking for it?
00:34:09Yes, I'm looking for it.
00:34:11Where is Shanshon Junko?
00:34:13It's Shanshon Junko.
00:34:14Shanshon Junko!
00:34:16I'm a big fan!
00:34:17You're lying!
00:34:18Thank you, Moewa.
00:34:28Shinshun Shanshon Junko
00:34:44Invitation No. 21
00:34:46Punk Bubu!
00:34:48The Mojo!
00:34:54Hello, everyone. I'm Punk Bubu.
00:34:56Nice to meet you.
00:34:57Please remember me.
00:34:59If you remember me, please go home.
00:35:01I'll come back again, so please stay.
00:35:03But there was the worst thing.
00:35:05What is the worst thing?
00:35:07I haven't ridden for a long time.
00:35:10I went to ride an elevator for the first time in a long time.
00:35:12On purpose?
00:35:13It's not a ride to ride.
00:35:15You can ride an elevator.
00:35:16Then I was alone with an old man I didn't know in the elevator.
00:35:20I know you're alone, but what is it?
00:35:22This is S and O.
00:35:24I don't need it.
00:35:26It's easy to understand.
00:35:27I'm embarrassed.
00:35:28Don't do that.
00:35:29After a while, I smelled a lot of fart in the elevator.
00:35:34That's the worst.
00:35:36Then I looked at the old man.
00:35:38He was completely ignored.
00:35:39Ignored?
00:35:40He ignored me perfectly.
00:35:42It's perfect.
00:35:43If it's a competition like that, it's the best performance.
00:35:46It's not a competition like that.
00:35:48If there was a competition, it would be S and O.
00:35:52It's not a competition.
00:35:54Don't pretend you don't know.
00:35:56It's not a competition.
00:35:57It's just two people in the elevator.
00:35:58There is no need to deceive.
00:36:00That's right.
00:36:01Then the old man should say something to me.
00:36:05That's impossible.
00:36:06You can't say it's awkward.
00:36:08You should say something.
00:36:10You should say,
00:36:11It's a little smelly.
00:36:12You farted.
00:36:13You farted.
00:36:15I farted.
00:36:17What's the worst?
00:36:19So, even if it's awkward,
00:36:21if you're silent, it's even more awkward.
00:36:25You're talking nonsense.
00:36:27Then the old man should say something to me.
00:36:29That's impossible.
00:36:31You can't say,
00:36:32Did you fart?
00:36:34It's embarrassing to say.
00:36:36I'm the one who farted.
00:36:38Don't say it now.
00:36:40Why did you fart?
00:36:42What are you talking about?
00:36:43You should say something.
00:36:44You're not farting.
00:36:46You're not farting.
00:36:48You're not farting.
00:36:49You're not farting.
00:36:50You're not farting.
00:36:51You're not farting.
00:36:53It's all your fault.
00:36:55Say something.
00:36:56The door to conversation is open.
00:36:58Before that, close the door to fart.
00:37:02It's the worst, isn't it?
00:37:03It's the worst, isn't it?
00:37:04It's your fault.
00:37:05You deserve it.
00:37:07This is called a rust from the body.
00:37:08I didn't fart.
00:37:09It's not the body.
00:37:11Blood.
00:37:12I only farted.
00:37:13Blood. Body.
00:37:14Rust from the body.
00:37:15It's a fart from the ass.
00:37:17I know that.
00:37:18I know that.
00:37:19I didn't fart.
00:37:20You farted, didn't you?
00:37:23I didn't fart.
00:37:24I heard the sound.
00:37:26Don't make a sound.
00:37:27I don't want to hear it.
00:37:28I heard the sound of a questionable fart.
00:37:31What's a questionable fart?
00:37:32What kind of sound is that?
00:37:34Hmm?
00:37:35It's questionable.
00:37:36Hmm?
00:37:37Are you listening?
00:37:38Hmm?
00:37:39It's not hmm.
00:37:41How can you make a sound and fart?
00:37:44It's not a fart.
00:37:45It's a fart.
00:37:46You're talking about a fart.
00:37:48By the way, did you hold it in?
00:37:49Did you hold it in?
00:37:51I did.
00:37:52I tried, but it came out.
00:37:53You didn't try hard enough.
00:37:55You should try harder.
00:37:56Hey.
00:37:57Don't tell someone who's already trying hard to try hard.
00:37:59Don't say that with your ass.
00:38:01You say that at work.
00:38:03You're driving me into it.
00:38:04I'm not driving you into it.
00:38:05In the end, you have a fire in this story.
00:38:08I don't have a fire.
00:38:09I have a fart.
00:38:10I know that.
00:38:11You have a fart.
00:38:13That's why it's your fault if you fart.
00:38:15It's not my fault.
00:38:16It's the old man's fault.
00:38:17What?
00:38:18It's your fault.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20It's the world's fault.
00:38:21What?
00:38:22I'm the only one who's right.
00:38:23I'm the only one who's right.
00:38:24Psychopath!
00:38:26You're talking about Helix.
00:38:28You're the only one who has a fart.
00:38:30So?
00:38:31So what?
00:38:32Don't talk nonsense.
00:38:33Thank you very much.
00:38:46Invitation No. 22
00:38:48Magical Lovely
00:38:50The Roger
00:38:57Hello!
00:38:59I'm Murakami.
00:39:00I'm Takeshi Gundan.
00:39:01We're Magical Lovely.
00:39:07Actually, I'm a quiz king.
00:39:09Actually, you're a quiz king?
00:39:12I don't think so.
00:39:14Are you good at quizzes?
00:39:15I'm not good at it.
00:39:16I'm a quiz king.
00:39:18I see.
00:39:19I'm going to give you some quizzes.
00:39:22I'm going to answer all the questions as a quiz king.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:25Here's the question.
00:39:27What does the word for sushi restaurant mean?
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32Quiz king.
00:39:33Ara-jiru.
00:39:34No.
00:39:35What's this?
00:39:36Wait a minute.
00:39:37What are you doing?
00:39:38It's like lightning.
00:39:39What are you doing?
00:39:41Wait a minute.
00:39:43You're a little too naughty.
00:39:46Quiz king.
00:39:47Wait a minute.
00:39:48Who is this quiz king?
00:39:50I'm still being hit.
00:39:52You're the quiz king.
00:39:55Quiz king.
00:39:57Quiz king?
00:39:58Quiz king?
00:40:01Wait a minute.
00:40:02You're a little shy.
00:40:05What are you doing alone?
00:40:07You're the one who's shy.
00:40:09I'm going to answer all the questions as a quiz king.
00:40:13You're going to answer all the questions as a quiz king?
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:17Here's the question.
00:40:18What does the word for sushi restaurant mean?
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22Quiz king.
00:40:23Kani-jiru.
00:40:24No.
00:40:25What are you doing?
00:40:26It's like lightning.
00:40:27Wait a minute.
00:40:28You're a little too naughty.
00:40:30Quiz king.
00:40:31Wait a minute.
00:40:32You're a little too naughty.
00:40:33Quiz king.
00:40:34Wait a minute.
00:40:35You're a little too naughty.
00:40:36We are the 12 gods of the Greek quiz.
00:40:39There's a lot of weird stuff.
00:40:4112 gods.
00:40:42There are 12 of them.
00:40:44You're a little too shy.
00:40:46You're a little too shy.
00:40:48I'll solve the quiz for you.
00:40:51Anyone can do it.
00:40:52Anyone can do it.
00:40:53Here we go.
00:40:54What does the word for sushi restaurant mean?
00:40:58Don't talk to me.
00:41:00There are 12 of us.
00:41:02Stop it.
00:41:03Hurry up.
00:41:04You're the 12 gods of the Greek quiz.
00:41:06Nori-jiru.
00:41:07No.
00:41:08You're not real people.
00:41:10You're not real people.
00:41:12You don't have to do it.
00:41:14You don't have to do it.
00:41:16What are they?
00:41:18Wait a minute.
00:41:21There's a completely different person.
00:41:24What is this?
00:41:25Who are you?
00:41:27I know everything.
00:41:28That's not fair.
00:41:30There's a person who knows everything in the quiz.
00:41:33Here we go.
00:41:34What does the word for sushi restaurant mean?
00:41:37You know everything.
00:41:38Miso soup?
00:41:39No.
00:41:40You know everything.
00:41:42You don't have to do it.
00:41:44You don't have to do it.
00:41:46You know everything.
00:41:49What is this?
00:41:50This is the quiz world.
00:41:54That's weird.
00:41:56You're angry because you can't solve the quiz.
00:42:01I'm very angry.
00:42:02You're very angry because it's so easy.
00:42:04Give us a hint.
00:42:07I didn't lose my kindness.
00:42:11You guys are having a lot of meetings.
00:42:17It's such an easy question.
00:42:19Who was it?
00:42:20You know everything.
00:42:21You know everything.
00:42:23You don't have to do it.
00:42:26I'll give you a hint.
00:42:28Agari is a green drink in a sushi restaurant.
00:42:34You know everything.
00:42:36You don't have to do it.
00:42:39You don't have to do it.
00:42:41Who was it?
00:42:43There was a person who looked like a monk.
00:42:46You don't have to do it.
00:42:47What was his name?
00:42:48He was from Greece.
00:42:51Are you going to do it?
00:42:52What does the word for sushi restaurant mean?
00:42:55He was from Greece.
00:42:57It's a green juice.
00:42:58You're wrong.
00:43:00You don't know anything.
00:43:02You don't have to do it.
00:43:05You don't have to do it.
00:43:08Who was it?
00:43:11Is it tea?
00:43:12Who was it?
00:43:14You don't have to do it.
00:43:19It was fun.
00:43:21We were waiting for the wrong answer.
00:43:24It's a strange manzai.
00:43:26There are many different styles of manzai.
00:43:29That's right.
00:43:30Hurry up and eat the rice crackers.
00:43:33I just lost.
00:43:34I can't read your handwriting.
00:43:36Who was it?
00:43:40Who was it?
00:43:43Invitational 23
00:43:46TOROSAN
00:43:48THE MANZAI
00:43:56Hello, I'm TOROSAN.
00:44:01I haven't changed what I like since I was a kid.
00:44:06I like scary stories since I was a kid.
00:44:10Many people are listening.
00:44:12I don't have a scary story.
00:44:14Do you have one?
00:44:15Please tell me one.
00:44:20I don't say much.
00:44:23In the end...
00:44:24In the end?
00:44:27The person who was injured was actually a victim.
00:44:36A victim?
00:44:37There was a black film on the back.
00:44:40The person who was injured was actually a victim.
00:44:48The person who was injured was actually a victim.
00:44:50Wait.
00:44:51The person who was injured was actually a victim.
00:44:56Wait.
00:44:57What are you talking about?
00:45:02I'm talking about Fuwa.
00:45:06Don't underestimate me.
00:45:10I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:12I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:14Don't be realistic.
00:45:16There are many scary things in society.
00:45:18I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:20I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:22I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:24I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:26I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:28I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:30I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:32I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:34I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:36I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:38I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:40I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:42I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:44I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:46I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:47I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:49I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:51I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:53I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:55I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:57I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:45:59I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:01I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:03I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:05I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:07I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:09I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:11I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:13I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:15I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:17I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:19I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:21I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:23I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:25I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:27I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:29I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:31I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:33I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:35I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:37I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:39I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:41I want to hear a scary story about ghosts.
00:46:43Why are there three of you?
00:46:45Are you a ghost?
00:46:47I'm not a ghost.
00:46:49I'm going to sell more scary things.
00:46:51Hello, everyone.
00:46:53I'm selling water to make you happy.
00:46:57Would you like to buy one?
00:46:59What kind of function does it have?
00:47:01It's refreshing and makes you feel happy.
00:47:03What kind of person is drinking it?
00:47:05Many people are drinking it.
00:47:07It's a coincidence.
00:47:09I'm selling water that's in my uncle's lap.
00:47:13What kind of business is it?
00:47:15You're more dangerous.
00:47:17Don't drink it.
00:47:19What kind of function does it have?
00:47:21It's a little thin.
00:47:23It's a useless function.
00:47:25Suggest something you can do.
00:47:27I'm doing what I can do.
00:47:29I'm not doing it.
00:47:31Don't make me mad.
00:47:33I'm doing it.
00:47:35What's your character?
00:47:37What's your character?
00:47:39Do you know what we have in common?
00:47:41What do you mean?
00:47:43I'm going to die.
00:47:45I want to tell you how to live without regretting it.
00:47:49I know.
00:47:51You're young.
00:47:53You don't know how to live.
00:47:55I'll tell you.
00:47:57To live...
00:47:59No, no, no.
00:48:01No, no, no.
00:48:03Why do you pass the last question?
00:48:05I can't answer it.
00:48:07It's not helpful at all.
00:48:09What can you do?
00:48:11That's enough.
00:48:13What?
00:48:15It's over.
00:48:17What kind of ending is that?
00:48:19Thank you very much.
00:48:23I feel like I'm really going home.
00:48:25It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:31It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:33It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:35It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:37It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:39It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:41It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:43It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:45It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:47It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:49It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:51It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:53It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:55It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:57It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:48:59It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:01It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:03It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:05It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:07It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:09It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:11It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:13It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:15It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:17It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:19It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:21It's good to be able to do that kind of manzai.
00:49:23Stop it!
00:49:25Stop it!
00:49:27Help me!
00:49:29Help me!
00:49:35Thank you for coming!
00:49:39It's already the end of the year.
00:49:41It's already the end of the year.
00:49:43It's the end of the year when you do the manzai.
00:49:45I'm glad everyone is calling me.
00:49:47But there's another manzai that's at the end of the year, the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:49:49But there's another manzai that's at the end of the year, the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:49:51I'm not sure who's going to win this year.
00:49:53Who's going to win this year?
00:49:55At the same time, the judges are also paying attention this year.
00:49:59That's right.
00:50:01I don't know what's going on.
00:50:03That's right.
00:50:04It's on purpose.
00:50:06According to the rumors, one of the seats is vacant.
00:50:09That's right.
00:50:10I know that.
00:50:12Who's going to sit there?
00:50:14I'm curious about that.
00:50:15I'm curious about that.
00:50:17I wonder what's going on.
00:50:19I heard that the person will come back.
00:50:23That's right.
00:50:24The person is coming back.
00:50:26That's right.
00:50:28I think it's a rumor.
00:50:31I don't know, but I think it's a rumor.
00:50:33I think so.
00:50:34Will Saito come back?
00:50:36I don't think so.
00:50:37Why is Saito?
00:50:39This can't be true.
00:50:43This can't be true.
00:50:44This is impossible.
00:50:45I think so.
00:50:46I don't think so.
00:50:48It's a rumor.
00:50:50We don't know if he'll come back or not.
00:50:52But if he doesn't come back,
00:50:55someone else will be the judge.
00:50:57That's right.
00:50:59I'm not sure if I can say this,
00:51:02but I will never be the judge.
00:51:04You won't?
00:51:05Because if I'm the judge,
00:51:08I'll be on fire!
00:51:11That's right.
00:51:12I'll be on fire!
00:51:14You guys!
00:51:15I'll be on fire!
00:51:17I won't let you be on fire!
00:51:19What do you know about Otani Manzai?
00:51:22I'll be on fire!
00:51:23I don't want to be the judge.
00:51:25I won't do anything good.
00:51:28But if I were the judge,
00:51:35Mr. Matsumoto will be on my side
00:51:39and he'll be my follower.
00:51:44Why?
00:51:45He's finally here.
00:51:46Shut up!
00:51:49Don't say that!
00:51:51He's finally here!
00:51:53Don't say that!
00:51:54I won't!
00:51:55You idiot!
00:51:58Why did I say that?
00:52:02We're getting closer to the end of the year.
00:52:05There were a lot of trends this year.
00:52:07The most popular one was Netflix.
00:52:09It was so bad.
00:52:10That was amazing.
00:52:11It was Yuri.
00:52:12Matsumoto did it.
00:52:13It was a story about a pro-wrestler in the Showa era.
00:52:16It was amazing.
00:52:17All the actresses were working out.
00:52:19They were building their bodies.
00:52:21It was amazing from the start.
00:52:23For example, Ayame Gouriki.
00:52:26She was so skinny.
00:52:28She gained 10kg because she played a pro-wrestler.
00:52:31She ate a lot of lunch boxes every day.
00:52:34Lunch boxes?
00:52:35No way.
00:52:37She ate 100 lunch boxes a day.
00:52:41She kept dancing.
00:52:43She kept dancing.
00:52:45It was so bad.
00:52:47Netflix is popular.
00:52:49Japanese movies are popular.
00:52:51Shogun is popular.
00:52:52Shogun is popular.
00:52:53Japanese movies are very popular overseas.
00:52:55Godzilla minus one was released last year.
00:52:58Godzilla minus one.
00:52:59It won the Academy Award in the United States.
00:53:03It won the Best Supporting Actor award.
00:53:04No!
00:53:05It didn't win the Best Supporting Actor award.
00:53:06It was Godzilla.
00:53:07Godzilla didn't win the Best Supporting Actor award.
00:53:09That's amazing.
00:53:10That's impossible.
00:53:11Have you ever seen the TV show of the Academy Award?
00:53:13Yes, I have.
00:53:14The nominated actor is sitting in the audience.
00:53:18Yes, he is sitting in the audience.
00:53:19Godzilla is also sitting in the audience.
00:53:21No way.
00:53:22Godzilla won't sit in the audience.
00:53:24Godzilla is smaller than you think.
00:53:26It's weird.
00:53:27It's a feature film.
00:53:28Yes, but Godzilla won't sit in the audience.
00:53:30Godzilla won't sit in the audience.
00:53:31What are you talking about?
00:53:32He is a monster.
00:53:33He won't sit in the audience.
00:53:34He won't sit in the audience.
00:53:35He is a presenter.
00:53:37He is a taxi driver.
00:53:38He won the Best Supporting Actor award this year.
00:53:43He said,
00:53:44Godzilla!
00:53:45Godzilla looked around.
00:53:49He looked around.
00:53:51What are you talking about?
00:53:52He said,
00:53:53Godzilla, you are the only one.
00:53:54You know that, right?
00:53:55What are you talking about?
00:53:56He said,
00:53:57Look around.
00:53:58Everyone is a human.
00:53:59You are the only one.
00:54:00You are the only monster.
00:54:01You know that, right?
00:54:02He said,
00:54:03It's not me.
00:54:04He said,
00:54:05And then,
00:54:06He went to the stage,
00:54:07He got Oscar award,
00:54:08and then he hugged Godzilla.
00:54:09Oscar!
00:54:10Don't do that!
00:54:12He will give a speech in front of the audience.
00:54:14He will definitely give a speech.
00:54:15Everyone is looking forward to it.
00:54:16He will give a speech in front of the audience.
00:54:17What is that?
00:54:18I will finish with an example.
00:54:19What is that?
00:54:20The voice of Godzilla.
00:54:22Is that all?
00:54:23Hey!
00:54:24It's crazy.
00:54:25Excuse me.
00:54:28APPLAUSE
00:54:31THEY SPEAK JAPANESE
00:54:34SPEAKING JAPANESE
00:54:38SPEAKING JAPANESE
00:54:41APPLAUSE
00:54:47CHEERING
00:54:52SPEAKING JAPANESE
00:54:57SPEAKING JAPANESE
00:55:14APPLAUSE
00:55:17After this program airs, After the Manzai will finally be held.
00:55:21On the special site of the QR code that is now available,
00:55:24three groups of manzai artists will perform infoma-manzai with the theme of Asahi Beer.
00:55:30The viewers will be able to vote for the most interesting combination.
00:55:36Out of those who voted, 10 people will receive this program's original golden tumbler as a gift.
00:55:43We look forward to your participation in the event.
00:55:54As expected, they are really good.
00:55:58The class that can come out here is quite amazing.
00:56:02This is pretty good.
00:56:04If you allow me, I would like to do it again at this time next year.
00:56:08I'm grateful.
00:56:10I think it's difficult for Mr. Takeshi to decide by himself.
00:56:17Everyone was interesting.
00:56:19It was interesting because it was a top batter.
00:56:21That's right.
00:56:22From the sandwich roll.
00:56:23It was fresh.
00:56:26The second half of Kamaitachi.
00:56:30That kind of thing.
00:56:33Mr. Yamauchi is the kind of person who talks a lot.
00:56:39It's an atmosphere that doesn't come out in a show race.
00:56:43It's interesting.
00:56:45It was the easiest manzai I've ever done in the past.
00:56:49That's right. As for me, I think I've only done it once.
00:56:53The two of them are doing their best to make gestures.
00:56:57It's not a joke in the genre, it's a pantomime.
00:57:01It was a little too fast manzai.
00:57:02But I tried not to be as fast as possible.
00:57:05It's a good feeling of tension.
00:57:09I don't think it's perfect.
00:57:13I don't think I can do any more.
00:57:16I rarely do manzai on TV.
00:57:19I had a lot of fun.
00:57:21Did it get longer on the way?
00:57:23Of course.
00:57:24Which one?
00:57:26Of course.
00:57:28I don't want to miss it.
00:57:31It's the future of 18.
00:57:33I was wondering what it would be like.
00:57:35I'm glad.
00:57:37I don't have a job that makes me nervous anymore.
00:57:41Sometimes I have to be nervous in a place like this.
00:57:44I'm most nervous about the story.
00:57:47I got a lot of work.
00:57:49I got a lot of work, so I don't know what to do.
00:57:54I'm relieved if I just put it in the front and back.
00:57:58I've done a lot of manzai.
00:58:01I was influenced a lot.
00:58:03I thought I could do it.
00:58:05I've been doing it since I came out.
00:58:08I always do it in the number grand.
00:58:11I sweat the most.
00:58:13I sweat a lot.
00:58:16I sweat a lot in these 5 minutes.
00:58:19When I finally got in, my hands turned black.
00:58:23I had to hit it.
00:58:25I'm dirty.
00:58:28The audience laughs.
00:58:30They laugh a lot.
00:58:32I said something I didn't say.
00:58:34You said it.
00:58:36I thought it was a long time.
00:58:38It's like an ad-lib.
00:58:40That's the good thing about manzai.
00:58:42It's not a good ad-lib.
00:58:44It's weird.
00:58:46It's a manzai that makes the audience want to participate in having fun.
00:58:52Did you say that?
00:58:54I didn't want to hear that.
00:58:56Did you say that?
00:58:57I didn't want to hear it at all.
00:58:59I'm glad I'm in this group.
00:59:04I'm glad I'm in this group.
00:59:06I don't think there are many people in my generation who understand this feeling.
00:59:12Only the technicians in the audience can rely on me.
00:59:17It's been a year.
00:59:19I was able to do my best in manzai.
00:59:21I will do my best to be invited next year.
00:59:24There are many people who do strange manzai.
00:59:29I don't want to be called that.
00:59:31You are not a manzai.
00:59:33You are not a manzai.
00:59:35My mouth is dry.
00:59:37My mouth is dry.
00:59:39It's a manzai.
00:59:41It's a manzai.
00:59:42I don't want to say this myself.
00:59:45I laughed a lot.
00:59:48I like manzai.
00:59:51I have a manzai badge.
00:59:54I have a manzai badge since 2012.
00:59:57It's been a year since I was formed.
01:00:00I'm very happy to be a master.
01:00:03I'm very happy to be a master.
01:00:06It was a good performance.
01:00:09It was a good performance.
01:00:11It's a contest format.
01:00:13It's a contest format.
01:00:17We accepted more than three questions.
01:00:20I've been doing this for a long time.
01:00:22I've been doing this for a long time.
01:00:24I'm getting well.
01:00:26I'm getting well.
01:00:28I'm getting well.
01:00:29But, it's okay because TAKESHI agreed.
01:00:32I received the award for impersonation.
01:00:34That's the right voice.
01:00:38At the end of the contest.
01:00:41We will give you a special prize.