Canada's Drag Race S5 Episode 3
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00:00Canada's drag race you will act right and direct
00:03Educational videos to teach our little green friends about life here on earth. What is a family?
00:09Any hole is a goal and we're here to teach you
00:14Your whole team seemed very unprepared your PSA a plus plus
00:20Perla good regulations. I have chosen to save Xana
00:26Terranova sashay away
00:30Oh
00:35My toe beans
00:36We have officially had our first elimination and I feel guilty
00:41Because I had the beaver and I didn't use it on Tara. Maybe I'll come to Newfoundland and I'll kiss a cod
00:48What do you have by?
00:51Just like water I must flow to the next river we are a family
00:56Oh, let's give it up for Tara. I love my baby so much
01:03The first mirror wipe Tiffany's never cleaned anything in her life, that's true
01:14All righty divas, I think we need to congratulate Tiffany on winning the first elimination
01:19That
01:21Is the fucking Tiffany that I know that I love that girl on that stage is who we need to see here on out
01:28Okay, that's the girl that I am. I'm small but mighty you bitches gotta go
01:33So if you want to start lip-syncing against me come prepared Xana and Xana that you're here as well
01:39Yes, thank you Perla for seeing me and allowing me to
01:45Continue on in this competition
01:46I could really just feel this passion coming from you and all I could hear in my head was you have to pick Xana
01:52I think we might have just established our first Vancouver Toronto Alliance. I hope Xana returns the favor
01:58So some of you thought Xana was meant to be in the top. Ooh, we also had Santa in the top two and unfortunately
02:05One of the bottom three, you know
02:08So that's that mean that you thought I was meant to be in the bottom I
02:12Didn't think if she did, okay, I
02:17Really thought that based off of just how I saw Minnie
02:20I didn't understand her runway look cuz I thought that she was a Philadelphia cream-cheese girl
02:23Then when she told me no, I'm juice box. I was like
02:28Juice box
02:30Okay, I'm ready to get this bad juju off of me so let's all get out of drag
02:36The other girls are obviously talking a big game, but flying under the radar is actually quite good
02:41I'm happy just to like and be here and
02:45Come on, angel wings because you're not really painting a huge target on your back. Why didn't you shave before this?
02:51I forgot
02:52I think some people are gonna tell you hiding them gonna show girls people put glass in their setting powder
02:59Like it is intense
03:05On three, okay one
03:13The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives the pleasure of
03:18$100,000. Thanks to Trojan with Tracy Melchior Brad Goreski and Brooklyn Heights
03:25With tonight's extra special guest judge. Hey cool
03:36It's a new day in the workroom and I'll be damned I got that fucking beaver
03:43No more, mr. Nice girl, I'm here to put Santa first and you're about to witness Santa's revenge
03:49Alrighty divas. I want to congratulate Perla one more time for winning
03:55Congratulations for bringing your personality of this competition
03:58I
04:00Want to swing it back to you my relationship with Uma so far has been kind of up and down last week
04:06It felt like maybe you
04:08Kind of sabotaged me a little bit with the writing sabotage
04:12Do you felt sabotage II because you took over the writing for most of it?
04:15And I felt like the writing wasn't strong for me to stand out
04:19Actually, it's completely the opposite because even like the jokes that you wanted to include I made sure to include them
04:25Which was kind of like that sexy angle that you wanted to put in so like the intro monologue was supposed to be mine
04:31But I gave it to you so that you had more screen time
04:34You gave me a very specific worded intro that you're like, yeah, so fumble that
04:39Even make sure I say girl. Are you gonna be able to say it all and you're like, oh, yeah, absolutely
04:43Vanna comes for me. And yeah, it definitely got my hackles up
04:48I literally gave up my lines to make sure that you had more saboteur wear
04:54Maybe it's an inner one. She's basically saying you sunk yourself
05:12Lady kids the family that slays together stays together
05:16So if you're a tight end a wide receiver or just a plain old lacrosse dresser
05:22Don't be a ball hog. Now hit the showers
05:40We've really gotten to know each other these past couple of weeks we've learned who can sing who can act but I wonder
05:48Who is a lip-sync assassin?
05:52Come on, well, we're about to find out because the slay offs are back
06:01My god, it's the lip-sync slay
06:06But we're doing things a little different. Oh, no two teams
06:11five lip-syncs
06:14Here's how it works. If you win your lip-sync you earn safety for yourself and a point for your team work
06:21Okay, the team with the most points wins the maxi challenge
06:25Meaning they're all safe
06:27If you're on the losing team and you lose your lip-sync, you'll find yourself in the bottom and possibly up for elimination
06:35Oh girl, a lot of girls should be scared
06:41And one of you will sashay away
06:44tonight
06:46That's a fucking twist that is wild if you mess up today, there's no going back
06:51Perla, hey, yeah and the Virgo Queen what to do as our maxi challenge winners. You will be team captains
07:00Perla as our most recent winner you get first dibs. Oh, fuck me up select your slayer
07:06I want to just fill my team with the strongest people Michaela. How you doing?
07:12Hey, baby
07:13The Virgo Queen who are you choosing?
07:16Sanjana the bitch Queen get over here my daughter
07:21Mm-hmm, Michaela you're choosing next
07:29Team meeting team meeting. We're not just gonna whoo. Who do you feel that? Who are you choosing Tiffany? Come on, baby
07:42So Sanjana you will choose next for your team miss Zanadu Zanadu
07:51Honestly when you see Zana she's so powerful so, you know that she's gonna bring it
07:56Tiffany and co miss um, ah
08:03It felt nice to know that these people have some faith in in the broad skills of my drag
08:09All right, Santa you will choose next for your team I would like to call a friend quickly, okay, I
08:17Originally was aiming for Minnie because Helena is a bingo girl. So usually when I see her
08:23She's always sitting on a fucking chair running her mouth
08:27Okay, I
08:29Would love to bring Helena into our team. Oh my gosh
08:34Our last two Queens are mini Wang and Jalene time um, it's your choice
08:40So is she gonna get picked last we're going to go with Jalene time
08:50Yeah
08:51Even as a 39 year old grown man getting picked last really doesn't feel great
08:57That means mini Wang you will join Helena and the rest of that team
09:00I'll go to the wedding team
09:03Now that you have your team's as a group you will decide which Queen performs each track Wow
09:09Oh, I like
09:13Be strategic because joining us is all-stars five winner shake
09:18Kool-aid I
09:23Am so excited to see shake Kool-aid shake Kool-aid is one of my biggest drag inspirations ever of all time
09:30I mean, I literally took a bus for 10 hours to go see them
09:36Racers jar your engines and made the best drag team
09:49Are here
09:51We have the ability to be able to choose our song and for myself, I'm not thinking about anybody else
09:56I got to focus on what I'm bringing one thing
09:59That's really important for me is I need to get the song that I want
10:02Can we just take a moment and talk about the fact that it's teams?
10:06Yeah, that gags me. Well, I always think that it's important to really recognize that drag is different vibes
10:12Yeah, and that's where the straight comes as a team
10:14These are our songs too hot Alanis Morissette heads will roll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah bad bitches. Don't cry Priyanka and Ralph
10:22San Francisco exes and I'm curious to know what each of you think your strength song is
10:28But also which songs the other team will gravitate towards we all have our strengths
10:34We know what we're good at like I'm an exes girl. Like that's actually I'm known for doing this
10:39I I want to see you devour. I will devour. Yeah
10:42I need to do exes by Tate McRae because that's my bread and butter
10:45I do it all the time at home
10:47Like she's the new Britney of our generation and you're looking at the Britney of this drag generation
10:53Well, I want to say something right now because I bring that Vegas the beads the feathers. Yeah
10:58San Francisco is something to open my heart
11:03That's kind of where I sit as well I picked Jaylene is part of our team and I immediately regret it
11:11There is only one old lady song in our song selection and we're both gonna be trying to get that one song
11:17That's one of my strengths the spoken word. Yeah, mine too. Uma also wants the song but come on
11:23This is Judy Garland. If we want to go with a little bit of a gaggy and unexpected moment
11:28I would love heads will roll. I was there like doing the tectonic up in the club
11:35Shirt off sweat down
11:38If I can't get San Francisco, I would love heads will roll if I can't get that first choice of a song
11:43I am going to get my second choice. Miss Perla
11:47I'm I'm a hair whipper and heads will roll is kind of like my number one
11:54So do you want me to do the rest or
11:57My hairography kind of works with this heads will roll cuz literally my head is gonna be rolling
12:04This is my song. This is my song
12:07Obviously, we both want it for a reason but like when we look at it for the whole team
12:11I'm not gonna do this well enough. You definitely could Uma is fighting because she knows where her strengths are
12:19But I want it
12:21So does everyone feel good? I feel great. I
12:25Locking in
12:35Okay
12:39I'm not actually worried about anyone on our team because all of these girls perform full-time
12:44I think if anything they might be a little bit worried about me because I don't do drag all the time
12:51Alright team. So what is our strategy then going into this? I have some insider tea from Vancouver. Oh if I could spill it
12:58Yes, go for it. We need this
13:00It's important to me to strategize in this challenge because yes, they're my sisters but them going home only means I get to go further
13:08So this is Tiffany's song
13:12This is her truck. We only get to do to a number per show and this is always one of them
13:16Okay
13:17So if you feel the confidence to pop off against her
13:20This is a good chance to take her out quickly
13:22The other thing that we could do if you know that that's Tiff and she turns it we could just throw it
13:31I
13:35Want to get the many wins as well, but right away
13:38For me, I'm just gonna give it because I love her too much
13:40I'm gonna take my auntie Priyanka song and give the brown girl what they want. I prayed so hard to Lord Ganesh
13:48I was like, please give me bad bitches. Don't cry and it landed right in these beautiful orange hands
13:56This is where I want to be you want to do heads will roll
14:00Not to toot my own horn, but I'm gonna toot my own horn. I'm a really good lip-syncer. I do this every single fucking day
14:05I feel confident going up against anybody on that other team. I could I might was kind of in this area
14:11I said, I know this song like every breath of it. I've seen you do the heads will roll. That's why I was like
14:18I mean the first song that sticks out to me in that list is heads will roll by the ya-ya-yas
14:23Sorry, Nana, but if Michaela had heads will roll for instance and you took that song that you feel comfortable going up against her
14:29I mean, I'm comfortable going up against anybody will I win?
14:32I'm not sure but that's what I want to I want to go in with winning
14:34I feel pretty confident going into this challenge knowing that I can beat the best of them and
14:39That might be an issue for her like it sounds like nobody wants to hot and I do like to what I'm thinking
14:45I was thinking too hot Virgo because
14:48Too hot is like an early 90s RV vibe. I could do any of these numbers. But yes, that is the song
14:54I wanted to lip-sync to yeah, I've been waiting for this. I would also take this
14:57Maybe you're feeling too hot and and I'm feeling too hot
15:01I'm
15:02Strategically also choosing my song hoping that maybe Uma or Jalene are more likely to be the ones that are going to be doing
15:09One of them remember what you're good at and then apply it to the song
15:13Also connecting with the audience is more important than doing a cockety-cock out and don't really on slides to trick
15:19Alright put your hands in
15:22This is gonna be a eye-opening challenge, I have a lot of question marks, right? I'm confident with my girls
15:31But you know who knows what the other team got does anyone have like nerves before they perform or anxiety?
15:38Usually no today. Yes
15:41I do have I do have a I have some nerves
15:44I'm really worried that because auntie Uma doesn't pull together
15:48I'm really worried that because auntie Uma doesn't pull tricks that I'm not gonna be seen as someone who is
15:55trying hard enough
15:57Run up get done a bit
16:00Virgo and friends are gonna select
16:03Not team Virgo and friends, I think Tara still has the boat running for whoever is going home with her
16:10fighting words
16:12Looking around the room. I'm really nervous for
16:16Everyone but me get in losers. We're going lip-syncing
16:46Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race. What's another word for dancing Queen. Oh, I know
16:53Brad Goreski and can you believe I'm only 17?
16:56I in fact cannot believe that but you know who I can believe is only 17
17:01Canada's favorite stage mom Tracy Melchior. You're doing amazing, sweetie
17:07And she always brings it to the runway. It's all-stars
17:11Hey Brooklyn, hi Shay, how do lip-syncs make you feel so emotional? Oh cue the rose petals
17:19This week our Queens teamed up to show down on the main stage in the lip-sync slay offs
17:25Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
17:30Welcome to the Canada's drag race layoffs teams edition
17:37Here's how it will work
17:39One Queen from each team will face off in a best-of-five
17:43And the winner will be announced on the stage
17:45So let's get started
17:47I'm so excited to be here. I'm so excited to be here
17:50I'm so excited to be here. I'm so excited to be here
17:53I'm so excited to be here. I'm so excited to be here
17:56I'm so excited to be here
17:58The first team to win three battles will win the maxi challenge and be safe from elimination
18:03The Queens from the losing team who lose their lip-syncs will be in the bottom
18:08The gag is even if you're on the bottom team, but you won your lip-sync you're safe
18:14So like turn it out and you're golden
18:17Queens this is your opportunity to show us and more importantly the fans
18:24What it is that you do best. So don't hold back and do fuck it up
18:31The first song will be too hot by Alanis Morissette
18:38From team Perla who will be battling?
18:41We have Mikaela
18:45Oh, Mikaela's got this in the bag. Have you seen her?
18:48She's so hot. It's almost going to her head
18:51Team Virgo, who will be fighting for your team?
18:54We have Mini Wang
18:58This is like a full David and Goliath situation
19:02Can we get a medic for Mini?
19:04So there we have it. Mikaela Couture will be facing off against Mini Wang
19:09In a battle of the catsuits
19:13The rest of you may move to the back of the stage
19:15Gotta love the catsuits
19:18The rest of you may move to the back of the stage
19:21Right off the bat, I'm a little bit nervous
19:24They're really just sending out their lip-sync assassin to just get the job done
19:28So I'm thinking, uh-oh, this might be a tumbly ride
19:37It's time for our first battle
19:40Two queens stand before us
19:43This is your chance to impress us and earn a point for your team
19:50The time has come for you to lip-sync for your squad
19:58I like that
19:59Girl, you don't know what's coming, baby
20:02You don't know what's coming
20:04Mikaela was picked first, I was picked last
20:07But sometimes it can be a pretty rough fall from the top
20:10Good luck, and don't fuck it up
20:15Never too hot, never too cold
20:18You make your best shot, too hot to hold
20:20Never too young, never too old
20:23You gotta go for gold
20:29I know you're gonna dig this
20:35Just check this out
20:37Hey boy, you want it all or nothing
20:42Lose the apprehension, baby
20:44And go with the flow
20:46Cause you know you've got to stand up
20:49If you want the answers
20:53You need to blast them straight up, baby
20:55So say what you mean, and you mean to sing
20:58Hey, you don't have to go and prove it
21:01Just go ahead and do it
21:04Your time is for the taking, baby
21:07But that's what you've got now
21:09Never too hot, never too cold
21:11You make your best shot, too hot to hold
21:14Never too young, never too old
21:17You gotta go for gold
21:19And you'll make a miracle
21:21Cause when you're ready, why not throw your hands in the air
21:24And wave them like you just don't care
21:27Okay, party people in the house
21:29Get on it
21:30Reach and teach and that's what you're preaching
21:33Throw your hands in the air
21:35And wave them like you just don't care
21:38Okay, party people in the house
21:41Move it, groove it, everything you do it
21:44Never too hot, never too cold
21:46You make your best shot, too hot to hold
21:49Never too young, never too old
21:52You gotta go for gold
21:56You, you don't have to go and prove it
21:59You just go ahead and do it
22:02Your time is for the taking, baby
22:04But that's what you've got now
22:06Never too hot, never too cold
22:08You make your best shot, too hot to hold
22:11Never too young, never too old
22:14You gotta go for gold
22:16And you'll make a miracle
22:17Cause when you're ready, why not throw your hands in the air
22:20And wave them like you just don't care
22:23Okay, party people in the house
22:26Get on it
22:27Reach and teach and that's what you're preaching
22:30Hey!
22:35Good job, baby
22:38That was hot
22:39What a killer start to this competition
22:42And this is such a fun pairing
22:44Because you both have been on the show before
22:46Makeover contestant and pit crew
22:49Minnie, I'll start with you
22:51You had some great comedic timing
22:53Your use of the stage was really, really good
22:56I loved your take on the hands in the air
22:58Very, very funny
22:59Just fun to watch
23:01Mikayla, you were just sex on a stick
23:04It was really alluring, inviting
23:07You knew how to pull the viewer in
23:09You turned it all the way up
23:11Giving us Janet Jackson, giving us Popstar
23:14And Red Hot, oh honey
23:16You were absolute fire out there on that stage
23:20I love the floor work that you were doing
23:22And just made for a really fun lipstick
23:25Queens, we have made our decision
23:29Mikayla Couture, congratulations
23:34You are the winner of this slay-off
23:36Thank you
23:37You are safe to slay another day
23:39And have earned a point for your team
23:41I did exactly what needed to be done
23:44So now it's up to the rest of my team
23:46To kick some ass
23:49Minnie Wang, I'm sorry my dear
23:51But you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
23:54Understood
23:55You may both step to the back of the stage
23:58It's disappointing, but I've still got my team behind me
24:02Sorry guys
24:04I need you girls to get us on the board
24:07Our next showdown will be to San Francisco
24:10By Rufus Wainwright
24:11Team Virgo, who is your slayer?
24:14We have decided on Helena Poison
24:18Yes, Miss Poison
24:21So we're down one motherfucking point
24:23I'm not pissed yet
24:24Because my boo-boo Helena, she got this
24:27Bring it bitch, poison these hoes
24:30And Team Perla, reveal your fighter
24:33We have chosen Jaylene Thyme
24:37Okay, you're going up against Jaylene Thyme
24:40Queen of classic, the legend
24:44Let's watch this one
24:46Our next battle is Helena Poison versus Jaylene Thyme
24:50Jaylene Thyme
24:54Helena looks like a rock and roll goddess
24:57But I'm going to shimmy my way right to the top
25:01She's definitely dressed more the part that I am
25:04But I'm feeling very ready
25:06To just have a camp old time with this song
25:09Round 2, ding ding
25:13Now, after this next number, we're going to have a little break
25:16And you can go out and smoke and drink
25:18Hello
25:21I never will forget
25:28Jeannette McDonald
25:36Jeannette McDonald was a singer as well as Judy
25:39Who sang in a more operatic way
25:43Whereas Judy was more swing
25:46I personally would call this next line a dick
25:51Just to think of her
25:54It gives my heart a pain
26:02San Francisco, open your gorgeous gates
26:06You'll let nobody wait outside your door
26:09San Francisco, here comes your one and one
26:13You're saying I want her no more
26:16But the place is only making love you fast
26:19Saying that you're the one in all the Golden West
26:23San Francisco, here comes your one and one
26:27Never to roam again
26:29Never to roam again
26:34San Francisco
26:41Right when I arrive, I really come alive
26:47You will laugh to see me
26:53Perpendicular, hanging on a cable car
26:58San Francisco
27:05I'm coming home again
27:10Never to roam again
27:15But I go
27:22San Francisco
27:25Here I go
27:34San Francisco
27:50So captivating, it was like watching a tennis match
27:52You know, like, I gotta go back over here
27:54I gotta go back over here
27:55Jaylene, you're giving me some good old fashioned cabaret
27:59Bit of Fosse in there too
28:01Looked like you had a little one too many there
28:03Giving us Drunk Ant at a wedding
28:05And I loved it
28:06I thought that you had really, really great energy
28:09My word of advice would be
28:11Think about, this is gonna sound dirty
28:13The journey of your mouth
28:15And think about the choreography of this
28:17Just like your body
28:18And I think that that will help you
28:19Really, really be able to excel at numbers like this
28:22But great job
28:24Miss Poison
28:25There is an old school song that I used to dance to
28:28Called Poison
28:29And it said, never trust a big butt and a smile
28:31But I trusted all of them
28:33Oh, you shouldn't
28:34You were a little vamp
28:36It was a very sexy Broadway vamp
28:38I loved it
28:39And I loved your take on the song
28:41In a way to really make it your own
28:42Honestly, when I was looking at you
28:44I was just like, how is she going to do this?
28:46But that is really the job of a queen
28:49To take the song and make it her own
28:51Great job, the both of you
28:53Queens, we have made our decision
28:56Helena Poison, congratulations
28:59Congratulations
29:00Good job, Ferris
29:01Thank you
29:02You are the winner of this slay-off
29:04Thank you so much
29:05I made Rufus Wainwright sexy
29:07And I just need everyone to know that
29:09You're safe to slay another day
29:11And have earned a point for your team
29:13Yes
29:15Jaylene Time
29:16I'm sorry, my dear
29:17But you have lost your battle
29:18And may be up for elimination
29:20Thank you
29:21Helena wins
29:22And that means our team has our first point
29:25And I would like to argue that that was my win
29:28I picked Helena
29:30Queens, the next slay-off will be to
29:33Heads Will Roll by Ya Ya Ya's
29:35The A-track remix
29:38Team Perla, who is up?
29:40We are sending up
29:42Uma God
29:45Uma's another one that I've never seen perform
29:48I don't want to be overly confident
29:50But I'm thinking this is going to be
29:53Point number two for Team Virgo
29:55And Team Virgo, who you got?
29:57We got Miss Xana
30:00Ooh
30:04Girl, leave me alone
30:06Oh my God
30:08The feud has left the workroom
30:10Is now on the main stage
30:11Uma, like, you got this, girl
30:13Show these bitches who's here
30:16So it's Uma God versus Xana
30:21I'm ready to take this bitch out
30:22I'm intimidating
30:23I want her to feel that
30:24I want Uma to see what Xana do
30:27I know that Xana is coming for blood
30:31Especially with me
30:32But that gives me the drive that I need
30:35To really upstage her
30:38Oh
30:50Red on the west streets
30:53Silver over everything
30:57The river's all wet
31:00You're all chrome
31:04Trippin' with the balcony
31:08Shiver slap, shiver me
31:11The glitter's all wet
31:14You're all chrome
31:18The men cry out
31:19The girls cry out
31:20The men cry out
31:21The girls cry out
31:22The men cry out
31:23Oh no, oh no
31:26Go off
31:32Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off
31:36Off with your head
31:39Dance, dance till you're dead
31:43Have to roll, have to roll
31:47Have to roll on the floor
31:50Off, off with your head
31:53Dance, dance till you're dead
31:57Have to roll, have to roll
32:01Have to roll on the floor
32:05Looking glass
32:08Take the past
32:13Your eyes
32:16Mirror lies
32:19Looking glass
32:23Take the past
32:27Your eyes
32:30Mirror lies
32:41Dance, dance, dance, dance
32:43Off with your head
32:46Dance, dance till you're dead
32:50Have to roll, have to roll
32:54Have to roll on the floor
33:05Zanna, my god, our sexpot
33:08And you also had a few tricks up your sleeve as well
33:12Acrobatics and theatre, wow
33:15Just incredible
33:16Zanna, you have those bedroom eyes
33:18I painted them that way
33:21You have a great way of commanding a stage
33:23So great job
33:24You really know how to draw people in
33:27Always try and be aware of not only where your opponent is
33:31But also where the cameras are
33:33Because if you're going to do something stunning
33:34You want to make sure that everybody home watching can see it
33:37Did you hear that, Brooklyn?
33:39Honey, the camera is always looking at me
33:40I have my own camera
33:44Uma, you're the type of queen that when I look at you
33:47I'm not sure what I'm going to get when I see them in a lip sync
33:50You can move
33:52I love the way that you brought your own individual quirkiness to it
33:56You know, you started off, you gave me a little broken doll
33:58And then you just gradually built and built and built
34:01I'm all for some robotics
34:04Some like storytelling through movement
34:06Which was really, really effective
34:08Because it was a totally different take than what Zanna was doing
34:11And you do it so well
34:13Even with a pendant necklace on
34:18Queens, we've made our decision
34:23Uma Goss, congratulations
34:25You're the winner of this slay-off
34:31Thank you
34:32You're safe to slay another day
34:33And have earned a point for your team
34:37Zanna, my dear
34:38I'm sorry, but you lost your battle
34:39And may be up for elimination
34:42Uma, beat your ass, Zanna
34:45Zanna, like, what is this?
34:47They just want to see me lip sync again
34:50Girl, Zanna do, Zanna clearly don't
34:55The next slay-off will be to X's
34:58By Tate McRae
35:01Who will be battling for Team Virgo?
35:04I volunteer as tribute
35:06Yes, bitch
35:08That's my drag mother
35:12You better pack your bags, bitch
35:13Because you're going the fuck home
35:15And whoops do we have for Team Perla?
35:18Tiffany, take it away
35:21I'm hungry, bitch
35:23This is going to be a battle
35:25If you thought I was nasty
35:27This is about to be nasty
35:29Our next battle will be the Virgo Queen
35:32Versus Tiffany and Co
35:34They're dead
35:36If Team Perla wins this
35:38Their team will win this slay-off
35:40No pressure, no pressure
35:42I cannot be in the bottom this week
35:44Ooh, no ma'am
35:47Bottoming's not for me
35:49I eat too many burritos
35:51This song is going to take me to the top
35:54Virgo, that was a bull choice
35:56Stepping up against me
36:00Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me
36:03Change my mind up like it's origami
36:06Kiss, kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes
36:08Who don't give a shit about me
36:10Kisses, kisses to the next ones
36:12Who think they got life without me
36:14They make up and we back up in this
36:16Where they never call me
36:18I still keep the number in the necklace
36:20Kisses to my exes
36:22Happens every time
36:24I don't mean to be cold
36:26But it's hell I get
36:28Me and all my pride
36:31Tryna burn down every damn bridge
36:33Anytime we can
36:35And again
36:36I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
36:37Wild ride that never stops
36:39I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
36:40Hard case they can't unlock
36:42And I, and I swear I can't lie
36:44Just not enough
36:46Let's just say it is what it is
36:48And was what it was
36:50Kiss, kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes
36:52Who don't give a shit about me
36:53Kisses, kisses to the next ones
36:55Who think they got life without me
36:57They make up and we back up in this
36:59Where they never call me
37:01I still keep the number in the necklace
37:03Kisses to my exes
37:05Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me
37:08I'm under, like it's auto
37:10Said, say I wanna go there, then I wanna leave
37:12Make another promise that I can't keep
37:14I don't ever know what I want
37:15But that's what you want
37:16If you're down with it, don't blame me
37:18Making it all before it starts
37:19Making it all up in my head
37:21But I just overshare about things I never meant
37:24I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
37:25Wild ride that never stops
37:27I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
37:28Hard case they can't unlock
37:30And I, and I swear I can't lie
37:32Just not enough
37:34Let's just say it is what it is
37:37And was what it was
37:39Kisses to my exes
37:41Don't give a shit about me
37:42Kisses, kisses to the next one
37:44Who think they got life without me
37:46They make up and we back up in this
37:48Where they never call me
37:50I still keep the number in the necklace
37:52Kisses to my exes
37:54Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me
37:57I'm under, like it's auto
38:00Kisses to my exes
38:02I know that I did you dirty
38:03Little messed up, little selfish
38:05We ain't married, I ain't 30
38:07And we hooked up, then we broke up
38:09And I said you really hurt me
38:11But I still got your number in your necklace
38:13Kisses to my exes
38:19Who gonna help me up?
38:21Leave that bitch alone
38:27Someone needs to phone Tate McRae
38:30And let her know that this was a Tate McSlay
38:33Tiff, your energy is so great
38:35You're such an incredible dancer
38:36You have such beautiful musicality
38:38Thank you
38:39You were giving me sassy and sexy
38:42I love a hard dance
38:43You know, when you put your foot into it
38:45And when you hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it
38:47Yeah!
38:48I felt like I was with y'all in your bedroom
38:52Lip syncing in front of your mirror
38:54Because we all know
38:55When we, like, perform in our bedrooms
38:56Like, baby, we are giving it
38:57Like it is Madison Square Garden, you know?
39:01Virgo Queen, you have star quality
39:04Your confidence was palpable
39:07I could feel it all the way over here
39:09It was just so well done
39:12You have this swag about you
39:14And I loved your split at the end
39:16I thought that was such a brilliant way
39:18To put a great period right on the end of it
39:21Queens, we've made our decision
39:24The Virgo Queen, congratulations
39:29You are the winner of this slay-off
39:31Thank you
39:32You're safe to slay another day
39:34And have earned a point for your team
39:37Shay, this was really such an amazing dream come true
39:41Just to perform for you
39:42This is like you walking for Naomi Campbell
39:45With me performing for you
39:46Oh my gosh, thank you
39:47I appreciate that so much
39:49Thank you
39:50Tiffany and Co., I'm sorry, my dear
39:53You lost your battle
39:54And you may be up for elimination
39:57The teams are tied at 2-2
39:59Whoever wins this slay-off
40:01That team is going to be safe
40:04The score is 2-all
40:06Which means that all comes down to this
40:10I, right now, am reeling in my stool
40:15That sounds so bad
40:18It's almost becoming a little bit too much
40:20Like, I could be going home
40:22I need my team to pull it out for all of us
40:24The final song will be
40:25Bad Bitches Don't Cry
40:27By Priyanka and Ralph
40:29Will the last two slayers step forward?
40:32We've got the biggest personality in the room
40:35Against the smallest person in the room
40:38I am biting my nails off
40:41Perla can gracefully slay
40:44Whereas I know
40:45Got this, baby
40:46You know, Tinshawna's gonna bludgeon these bitches
40:51The final slay-off
40:53Is between Sangina Da Bish Queen and Perla
40:56The winner of this slay-off
40:58Will win for their entire team
41:00And the loser will be in the bottom
41:04I'm telling you
41:05I'm about to piss all over this fucking stage
41:07I'm about to bury you, bitch
41:11Bad Bitches Don't Cry
41:12And you about to cry, girl
41:15Am I gonna cry?
41:18Nah, let's fuck shit up
41:23This ain't no non-stop party
41:27I'm living proof
41:28Got my wannabe, but
41:31This perfect glass, the Barbie
41:34So good at faking it
41:36Made you look, I'm making it
41:38Can't stop this precious hot
41:40Cut me up like a diamond
41:41I won't stop, teardrop, teardrop
41:43Suck it up like a lollipop
41:45Let's go
41:46They told me, no, I'm at the top
41:48Yeah, check my flow
41:49Never let a hater make you act like a hater
41:51Cause they better let you let her, don't forget her
41:54Bad Bitches Don't Cry
41:56Bad Bitches Don't Cry
41:58Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:00Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:04I get so hot on my emotions
42:06I get so sad, but I don't show it
42:08Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:13You know we don't cry
42:17This ain't no pity party
42:21She's too emotional
42:22They'll never say, around me, no
42:24I'm not a DJ with high beams
42:28Just like a hurricane
42:30Crash it if you get in my way
42:32Can't stop this precious hot
42:34Cut me up like a diamond
42:35I won't stop, teardrop, teardrop
42:37Suck it up like a lollipop
42:39Let's go
42:40They told me, no, I'm at the top
42:42Yeah, check my flow
42:43Prouder like the devil, bitch, get on my level
42:45Top story, no, never, cause I'm better
42:48Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:50Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:52Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:54Bad Bitches Don't Cry
42:58I get so hot on my emotions
43:00I get so sad, but I don't show it
43:02Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:07You know we don't cry
43:19Don't cry
43:23Can't stop, teardrop, teardrop
43:25Suck it up like a lollipop
43:27Let's go
43:28They told me, no, I'm at the top
43:30Yeah, check my flow
43:31Never let a hater make you act like a hater
43:33Cause the better that you're better, don't forget her
43:36Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:39I get so hot on my emotions
43:41I get so sad, but I don't show it
43:43Bad Bitches Don't Cry
43:49You know we don't cry
44:01What an iconic way to close off our slay-offs
44:04With this performance
44:06I'm gonna start with Hurricane Sangina
44:10I was watching you back there while everyone else was performing
44:12And you were like, so am I turning up?
44:14It's the performance anxiety
44:15And I think you're a natural born performer
44:17Like this is where you're meant to be
44:18You came out of the gate piping hot
44:21Popping like popcorn
44:22Making use of the entire stage
44:24You just have like electricity running through your veins
44:27It is, it's infectious
44:29And it's really nice to see somebody
44:32Who you can tell wants to be here so badly
44:35Us as judges appreciate that so much
44:37You are so generous with your energy on this stage
44:41You're like, I'm not gonna make y'all work for it
44:44I'm gonna work for you
44:45And I will also commend you
44:47Because you have so many accessories on
44:50And they are all still in place
44:52Which I am shocked
44:53I am shocked
44:54I'm not gonna lie girl
44:55You came out in glasses
44:56And I'm like brownie points
44:57And she keeps those on this entire time
44:59And they did not move
45:01Perla!
45:02Hey!
45:03My little pocket rocket
45:04I thought I was your pocket rocket
45:06There's two pockets
45:07We're golden
45:10It's the hairography for me
45:12You had an amazing performance
45:14But there was just this quiet elegance
45:17You can tell you're a really seasoned performer
45:19And you know exactly what you're doing
45:21And you know exactly when to do it
45:23I love seeing someone
45:24That has a little bit of mystery about them
45:27You wonder like what is she going to do next
45:29And I know that Priyanka is watching
45:31I don't know why I'm saying like she died
45:33She's dead
45:34She's dead Scott
45:36She's looking down from above
45:38From her business class flight
45:40And she is so proud of the both of you
45:43I just cannot wait to see
45:44What the future has in store for both of you
45:46Thank you
45:47Thank you judges
45:48Queens
45:49We have made our decision
45:53Sanjana Dibish Queen
45:56Congratulations
45:58You're safe
46:02Thank you
46:05Thank you Dinesh
46:06Thank you
46:07You are the winner of this slay-off
46:09And have won the slay-offs for your team
46:13Perla I'm sorry my dear
46:15But you have lost your battle
46:16And this means you are in the bottom
46:18That is okay
46:19You may both step to the back of the stage
46:22I love you
46:23Love you
46:24That was a good fight
46:25That was a good fight
46:26Team Virgo
46:27Congratulations on winning the slay-offs
46:31We loved all of your victory dances
46:33But one of you really one two stepped it up
46:38The Virgo Queen
46:40Congratulations
46:41You're the winner of this week's maxi challenge
46:44How much money do I win?
46:48You have won $5,000
46:51And
46:52A $5,000 charity donation
46:54To LGBT Youth Line
46:56Courtesy of Neutrogena
47:00Perla
47:01Tiffany-Anne Coe
47:02And Jaylene Thyme
47:04As the losers of your slay-offs
47:06You are the bottom queens this week
47:08The Virgo Queen
47:09You have earned the power of the Golden Viva
47:14Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
47:17From lip syncing for their lives
47:20You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands
47:24As you untuck the bottom queens may plead their case
47:30You may leave the stage
47:31Thank you
47:40Going into Untucked
47:41I feel like the vibe is
47:44Cuckoo
47:45I think there's people
47:46That don't expect to have to be in the bottom
47:48There are people that are safe
47:49That didn't expect to be safe
47:52That was amazing
47:53But first of all
47:54Congratulations Virgo
47:55That's a roll number two
47:58How do you feel?
47:59I feel like on cloud nine
48:02But honestly we all fucking slayed that
48:04Yeah we did
48:06How is my safe girls feeling right now?
48:09Thank you so much Sangina for winning that final lip sync
48:12You're welcome
48:13I also know that our feud continues
48:15Right?
48:16Bitch
48:17Uma beating me
48:18Definitely gave her some points
48:19In the respect category at least
48:22Go off I guess
48:24I'm not angry at you
48:25I'm just I'm pissed
48:27I didn't do my best
48:28And I didn't win that lip sync
48:29It's stiff competition
48:31I know but I want to be the stiffest
48:33I don't know if you saw my face
48:34When they said that I won the round
48:36I was shocked
48:39You shouldn't be shocked
48:40Cause you ate it up
48:42I love every beat of that song
48:44I feel awful saying this
48:45But I was really disappointed by what Sanna did
48:48I couldn't help but feel like
48:49I would have fucking annihilated Uma in that song
48:52And I wish I had fought harder for that
48:54Tiffany, Perla
48:55This is number three, number two
48:57In the bottom for both of you
48:58After coming off such a successful win
49:00And an amazing lip sync
49:01So what's going on over there?
49:03I think like
49:04I've had to fight since day one
49:06And it's like I never did a bad job
49:08Everything just kind of seems like
49:10Circumstances kind of have just gone against me
49:12Like I worked my fucking ass off to get here
49:15And I worked my ass off on that stage
49:17Like there's a reason why I'm here
49:19This is just an unfortunate blip for the third time
49:22But it's the way that the cookies have crumbled
49:25And I just can't catch a break
49:27We knew you were choosing that song
49:29And we strategically did that
49:31It was a setup, yeah
49:33I'm not comfortable with conflict
49:34But I'm going to plead my case
49:36Because I'm not ready to leave
49:38I have so much more to contribute
49:40I just want to say something right now
49:42I came in here and I had the best entrance
49:44I made impact
49:46And I want the best for everybody here
49:48But I deserve to be here
49:50I have work to do
49:51I am not ready to go home
49:53I hope you see me
49:54And just know that everything that I'm doing
49:56I'm giving the best I can from my heart
49:59And I know I've got a lot more to give
50:01I don't always feel I've been able to really say what I need to say
50:06And I'm here
50:07And I'm going to claim my space
50:09I do see you
50:11I think we all see you
50:12Absolutely
50:13Thank you
50:14We love you
50:15Thank you
50:17Jaylene has such a way with words
50:22Jaylene, stop talking so I can get the beaver
50:27Virgo, you have the power of the beaver
50:30I had to do it last week
50:31I know how hard it is to look around this room
50:34And be like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
50:36Yes, we might have won the smackdown
50:39But I put in a fucking battle, bitch
50:41And you did
50:42I'm hoping that my win is taken into consideration
50:45I want to be here
50:46I need to be here
50:47I'm fucking fighting
50:48I'm really looking at Virgo
50:50And I'm thinking
50:51I did the wig on her head right now
50:53I did the fucking wig on her head right now
50:56And she's going to do me like this
50:57I know I have so much more to show
50:59And I have so much more to prove
51:01And I genuinely feel like I deserve that beaver
51:04And Virgo, if you give me that beaver
51:08I know we have a little bit of a hair cost left over
51:13I can afford it now, girl
51:16If you want to give me that beaver
51:18I will forgive those debts
51:20You're literally wearing your wig
51:21So interest rates are going up, I think
51:23Exactly
51:24It's fair game, honey
51:25It's fair game
51:27Thank you for telling me how you feel
51:30I think I just need some time to deliberate
51:32So I'm going to ask my team
51:34If I can just talk to y'all privately
51:37And y'all can like hit the hay
51:39Bye, Kim
51:40I love you
51:41Bye
51:42Okay, y'all
51:43So now that they're all gone
51:44What do we really think about these hoes?
51:47I don't think anyone would blame you
51:49If you voted with your heart
51:51But if you're not going to vote by track record
51:53That's going to throw the beaver for the rest of the game
51:55If we are going by track record
51:57I do think like
51:59Perla just destroyed
52:01I'm thinking that Perla has the better track record
52:04Just because Perla has a win
52:06I want to say that I would pick Tiffany
52:09But again, this is her again
52:11Another time in the bottom
52:13I want my Vancouver girls to stay
52:15And like Perla just fucking saved me
52:16So give her the beaver too, like
52:18Vagina, what you feeling?
52:21I'm sorry, like Perla
52:23Her case was like
52:26Sometimes
52:27It's not about the report card
52:29Sorry to say
52:30The girl who fails in school all the fucking time
52:32It's really not
52:33For me, it's about someone who actually
52:34Does drag from the heart and not from the eyes
52:36And Jaylene just
52:37She has so much to offer
52:39And I just personally
52:41For me, I think
52:42Jaylene
52:43I think everyone is justified
52:45Yeah, okay
52:46So I think you just really have to go with how you're feeling
52:48Yeah, girl
52:49I don't know
52:50Ah!
52:56Jaylene
53:03Welcome back, queens
53:05The Virgo queen
53:06Heavy is the hand
53:07That holds the beaver
53:09I know that's right
53:10Who are you saving from the chomping block?
53:12Well, this is a really, really tough decision
53:15I think you're all deserving of staying tonight
53:18But the queen that I've decided
53:20To use the golden beaver on
53:22is Jaylene Thyme.
53:28We'll all be damned.
53:31See ya.
53:32I love you so much.
53:34Jaylene Thyme, you are out of the woods this week.
53:37You may join the others at the back.
53:45Perla, Tiffany, and Ko,
53:48I'm sorry, but this means that you are
53:49both up for elimination.
53:51Two queens stand before us.
53:56Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
53:58a lip sync performance of Hot by Avril Lavigne.
54:02This is your last chance to impress us
54:05and save yourself from elimination.
54:09The time has come for you to lip sync
54:14for your life.
54:20Good luck.
54:21And don't fuck it up.
54:26♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
54:31♪ You're so good to me, baby, baby ♪
54:40♪ I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one's around ♪
54:45I wanna put your hand in my pocket
54:50The cut you're allowed
54:52I wanna drive you into the corner
54:56And kiss you without a sound
54:59I wanna stay this way forever
55:03I'll say it loud
55:05Now you're in and you can't get out
55:09You make me so hot
55:11Make me wanna drop
55:12You're so ridiculous
55:14I can barely stop
55:16I can hardly breathe
55:17You make me wanna scream
55:19You're so fabulous
55:21You're so good to me, baby, baby
55:26You're so good to me, baby, baby
55:35Kiss me gently
55:39Always, I know
55:42Hold me, love me
55:46Don't ever go
56:01You make me so hot
56:02Make me wanna drop
56:04You're so ridiculous
56:06I can barely stop
56:07I can hardly breathe
56:09You make me wanna scream
56:11You're so fabulous
56:12You're so good to me
56:14You make me so hot
56:15You make me wanna drop
56:17You're so ridiculous
56:19I can barely stop
56:20I can hardly breathe
56:22You make me wanna scream
56:24You're so fabulous
56:25You're so good to me, baby, baby
56:31You're so good to me, baby, baby
56:38You're so good
56:44Whoo!
56:50Queens, we have made our decision.
56:58Perla, Shante, you stay.
57:04You may join the others.
57:05Thank you so much.
57:07I love you so much.
57:13I love you.
57:18Tiffany Ann Coe, you are a real jewel,
57:22and we're so excited that you got to share your sparkle with the world.
57:26Thank you all so much.
57:27This was such an amazing ride.
57:29I don't know, you guys put something in the water,
57:31but I cried every episode.
57:34I just wanted to thank you so much for making my dreams come true.
57:37Now sashay away.
57:41Yes, baby.
57:42We love you, Tiffany.
57:45Ew, as Tiff.
57:49Yes, Tiffany!
57:52Yes!
57:55I'm so glad that I'm going out pretty.
57:58You are gonna see this gorgeous fucking whore all over the world.
58:03Welcome to the ABG World Tour.
58:05It's Tiffany, bitch.
58:11Congratulations, Queens!
58:14You live to slay another day.
58:18The world has never needed the magic of drag more,
58:20so remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:24Here!
58:26Now let the music play!
58:33You wear it well.
58:34You sure suits you.
58:38Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:42You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:46Next time on Canada's Drag Race...
58:48It's design challenge time!
58:52Oh, Lord, Jesus.
58:56I'm so scared.
58:58This might be my opportunity to see her go home.
59:01This is you.
59:02This is about to be you.
59:04Ooh, that might have gotten a little bit messy.
59:06You have that thing that you can't teach people, you know?
59:08It turned out wonderfully.
59:10When you slapped your ass like that, my cheek got hot.