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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together. If
00:00:35we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now? See, that's the problem. I don't want
00:00:39to marry you. Ever. What? Truth is, I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter,
00:00:47Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:00:51Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not opening this cheating asshole.
00:00:58Leslie! I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table. I deserve
00:01:15someone better. Fuck you, David. Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:45Miss Madison? You going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie! Leslie! Who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than
00:02:21you, and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped, David.
00:02:27Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same
00:02:48day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car. Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot
00:03:00disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is. The person's already refused the
00:03:03donation. There's nothing else I can do. You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:10Uh, correct. Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate. My
00:03:19brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please, save my brother. Leslie Madison, the donor.
00:03:34Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie, I need your help. I
00:03:47need you to save my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called, he said it was
00:03:59gonna be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the donor's list if
00:04:05you're not gonna donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see needles, I'm
00:04:10going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else? No, you're the
00:04:20only one. My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying here at this door.
00:04:32Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother. Leslie, without your
00:04:38bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I forget? Money, of course. I
00:04:47can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen. Marriage? What did you just say? Are
00:05:00you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation. Then marry me, and I'll
00:05:12make the donation. You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your
00:05:17brother. Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win. Does she know who I am? Does she
00:05:25want to marry into the Williams family? Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green
00:05:33card? Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I
00:05:43won't be able to help your brother. So, what do you say? Okay, deal. Sorry. We just need to do a blood test to
00:06:08confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks. Miss
00:06:13Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm? Hey, are you okay? Yeah. You can use this one.
00:06:38Come on, Leslie. You got to pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:52Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. Hey, don't look at her. Look at me. I'll tell you a secret. I'm
00:07:12definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:19This one time, I was in this huge meeting, and this spider came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he
00:07:26started crawling up, and I ran out the door and peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right? I didn't
00:07:38even tell it was already over.
00:07:55Eunice, so this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side. I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:08:08Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here. Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there
00:08:18myself. 9am, City Hall. I'll be there. Okay. Goodnight. Goodnight, Simon. You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way
00:08:37to save James. So the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family. Simon, she's a gold digger. I don't
00:08:48think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card. So that way she can stay in this
00:08:53country. Plus, be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers. Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your
00:09:02real identity. You cannot let the public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet. So
00:09:11once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:21Simon!
00:09:32Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby. Hey, loser! Where's my coffee? Kylie, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like
00:09:49that. She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways? I mean, you're a grown ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for
00:09:57free. Toby! Where's she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless. Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you
00:10:07need to. I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent as soon as I get a job. Oh, crap. I have somewhere
00:10:20important to make. Wait, no breakfast? Important my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go? This is not funny.
00:10:31Finally, my ticket to this great country. Thank you. I mean it. You're welcome. If there's nothing else I can give you a ride or
00:10:52something. Actually, there is something else. Okay. Thank you. I made a checklist. Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:12Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos. Number three, go on dates and post on social media. What's all this for?
00:11:21A marriage certificate is not enough. I need this to look realistic. We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration
00:11:28officer with lots of photos. Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:33That's not enough.
00:11:39What?
00:11:52Move in? Together?
00:11:56Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together?
00:12:04Yes. If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together. That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems. But moving in with a stranger.
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it. Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now. That
00:12:26gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding. Sound good?
00:12:34Wow, you are really on top of it. I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:42Don't worry about it. I just need you to stay healthy. A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:50Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it?
00:12:55I don't have a lot of money right now. So if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills?
00:13:02And don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:04No, no, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you. I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:11Okay, deal.
00:13:13Okay, let's do this.
00:13:17Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:33You have a board meeting at 11.30am. Then you have a lunch with the executive team. Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:44Real Short? The media streaming platform?
00:13:47Yes, it's really popular right now. And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play Charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:58Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood. And then I need a new car. Something like a Mercedes will be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:09Uh, okay. Anything else?
00:14:11Actually, yes. Hold on a minute.
00:14:13I know.
00:14:16That's not a great idea.
00:14:29Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that?
00:14:35It's Mia White, heiress of the White family. I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty.
00:14:43Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions. I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:14:47What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raise.
00:14:53Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:56I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:15:00Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:10Talk to you next week.
00:15:12Hi, Simon.
00:15:14Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh, got something else to do.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:54Mia, go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:11Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:12Yes?
00:16:14I need to tell you something.
00:16:15All right.
00:16:17I got married this morning.
00:16:18That's nice, dear.
00:16:20Wait, what?
00:16:22I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:24I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:26She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:28It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:36Um, I actually met this guy a while back.
00:16:39And we recently reconnected and headed off.
00:16:42Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:45Yeah, but marriage? Already?
00:16:48Well, what's his name?
00:16:50How old is he?
00:16:51What's he do for a living?
00:16:53When's dinner?
00:16:55I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:57Almost.
00:16:59Patty.
00:17:01This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:17:04Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:07I'll be fine.
00:17:09This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:17:12Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:15And I'm moving in with us, finishing.
00:17:18What?
00:17:20Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:23Who's the guy?
00:17:24Some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What?
00:17:29We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:31She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:33First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:41I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:17:59Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:07No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:16The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:19So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Don't worry.
00:18:24I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:28Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:33You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:35so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:39and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:41Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:44No need.
00:18:47I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:52so there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:54No, really, it's no problem at all.
00:18:56No, it's okay. I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:58I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good night.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:09If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:11I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:14He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:27Um, who are you?
00:19:29Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:35Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:38Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:41Great, then let's get started.
00:19:50Sunrise and clear skies
00:19:53Together you and me
00:19:56I know right here is where I want to be
00:20:00Forever one in three
00:20:03Wow, spectacular.
00:20:05That is amazing.
00:20:07What a vision.
00:20:10I love it.
00:20:12How are you even going to afford all of this?
00:20:14You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:18Hayley.
00:20:23I love it.
00:20:25How are you even going to afford all of this?
00:20:27You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:30Hayley.
00:20:32All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:35I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:38Oh, don't worry.
00:20:40Your husband already paid.
00:20:42Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:44Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:46Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:48Got it.
00:20:50Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:52This was a special order.
00:20:54Paid for already as well.
00:20:56Wait, are those limited edition?
00:20:58Let me try them on.
00:21:00Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:04Um, these were custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:21:06The shoes are in her size.
00:21:29How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:43I love them.
00:21:59I'm glad you like them.
00:22:01Simon.
00:22:03How are you?
00:22:05Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:07Oh, yeah.
00:22:09This is Simon.
00:22:11What the actual fuck?
00:22:14This is Simon.
00:22:16Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:18We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby,
00:22:20and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:22Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:25Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:27Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:29But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding
00:22:31with my wife.
00:22:33Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:35Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:22:37Shall we?
00:22:57Wait.
00:23:00What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:02I'm not that rich.
00:23:04The car's just a rental.
00:23:12Wait.
00:23:14What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:16I'm not that rich.
00:23:18The car's just a rental.
00:23:27The car's just a rental.
00:23:46Simon,
00:23:48what is this place?
00:23:50She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:52I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:54This is where I'll be living.
00:23:56As a married couple.
00:24:14This is where I'll be living
00:24:16as a married couple.
00:24:18I know it's not much, but
00:24:20it's our new home.
00:24:22Wait, not much?
00:24:24What are you talking about?
00:24:26This place is so nice.
00:24:28What are you, like,
00:24:30a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:32I don't own it.
00:24:34I just rent it.
00:24:36How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:38I don't know if I can afford half.
00:24:40It's kind of expensive.
00:24:42I would never ask for half.
00:24:44I don't know if I can afford half.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent.
00:24:49Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:51Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:53Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:57I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort
00:25:02next Saturday.
00:25:04Sunset Resort?
00:25:06Isn't that place, like, five grand an hour?
00:25:08No, no, no, no.
00:25:10I...
00:25:12Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:14Oh, yes, perfect.
00:25:16I'm interested.
00:25:18Do you want a
00:25:20backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, it's just photos for the
00:25:24immigration officer.
00:25:26You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:33Um...
00:25:37What do you even do for a living?
00:25:42Um...
00:25:44I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why
00:25:49you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes,
00:25:53please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:55It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:01I should call Teresa. We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from
00:26:10breakup to married in, like,
00:26:1272 hours.
00:26:14He needed my bone marrow, and I needed a green card.
00:26:16A good card.
00:26:18Ah, you know, this sounds
00:26:20exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:22You know?
00:26:24What's his name?
00:26:26Simon Williams.
00:26:30Simon Williams?
00:26:32As in billionaire? CEO?
00:26:34Simon Williams?
00:26:36As in
00:26:38billionaire? CEO?
00:26:40Simon Williams?
00:26:43Of course not.
00:26:45Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:49Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:53I think I would
00:26:55know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:57He's just a regular software engineer.
00:26:59I'm sure he makes plenty of money
00:27:01with that job, but
00:27:03he's no billionaire.
00:27:05Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:27:07That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:12Question.
00:27:14Is he hot?
00:27:16Major, I can't think.
00:27:18You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:20Oh, the wedding!
00:27:22Shall we cheer?
00:27:24Yes, let's do it.
00:27:29That's a good one.
00:27:31Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:33So cute.
00:27:35Again, again.
00:27:37You may take as many pictures
00:27:39of yourself as you wish,
00:27:41but do not post
00:27:44any photos of my grandson
00:27:46on the internet.
00:27:48Is that clear?
00:27:50But do not post
00:27:52any photos of my grandson
00:27:54on the internet.
00:27:56Just give me a second.
00:28:04Hi.
00:28:07You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:11Let's cut the crap.
00:28:13I've seen hundreds
00:28:15of girls like you.
00:28:17And when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:19you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:27If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:29we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:31But don't even think
00:28:33about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:38That couldn't be anything
00:28:40further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21
00:28:44all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:48I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes,
00:28:53I may be a poor, working-class
00:28:55immigrant, but you cannot look down
00:28:57on my character.
00:28:59I am not a gold digger.
00:29:01Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma.
00:29:05Could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:09I'm sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:13It's okay. I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:17Mm-hmm.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:21Sigh.
00:29:23Shall we?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:32Thank you right there.
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:38Uh-huh.
00:29:40Please. Perfect.
00:29:42Can you get this real quick?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:49Perfect.
00:29:53All right.
00:29:55Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:57Thank you. Right there.
00:29:59Okay.
00:30:01I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:03Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And it looks like he loves me.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:09Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:11What?
00:30:13I think he's right.
00:30:15As a wedding photo,
00:30:17it wouldn't be complete without a kiss.
00:30:28Whoo!
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:43Ugh.
00:30:45Man, I am so tired.
00:30:50Who would have thought even a small wedding
00:30:52would be so much work?
00:30:54What, did you get enough photos?
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:58Theresa took some,
00:31:00and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:02Fantastic, you made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:06We look cute in these.
00:31:08Okay, cute and legit.
00:31:12Oh, and your grandmother told me
00:31:13to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:17Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:25Hey listen, I completely understand
00:31:26that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make a new Instagram
00:31:31and call it Lesley and Simon
00:31:33and I'll post all the photos there.
00:31:35Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:31:37but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:41That sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:45Beep.
00:31:48Beep.
00:31:55Dr. Walker?
00:31:57Hey, slow down.
00:31:58Is everything okay?
00:32:01Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:05Doctor?
00:32:07Something urgent's come up.
00:32:08We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:09Follow me.
00:32:11Please, keep going, Dr. Kempf.
00:32:12We need to get him here.
00:32:14Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:17I'll apply a local anesthetic,
00:32:19but since this was sold last second,
00:32:21my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:24Miss Madison, please lay down.
00:32:27I'll call you back.
00:32:30Please lay down on your side
00:32:32and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:41You're so brave.
00:32:42Thank you so much.
00:32:55You're gonna feel a sharp pain
00:32:56when the needle goes in.
00:32:57Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:00Here we go.
00:33:10Here we go.
00:33:12I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:22I am so sorry.
00:33:23I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:33:25I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:33:27I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:33:29I am so sorry.
00:33:49Leslie?
00:33:51Leslie!
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:04You're awake.
00:34:07Whoa, hey, how do you feel?
00:34:13My back kind of hurts,
00:34:15but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:19What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:23But the doctor said you're gonna be fine.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:30Is everything okay?
00:34:32The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:34has been a success.
00:34:44All thanks to you.
00:34:52All thanks to you.
00:34:57All thanks to you.
00:35:13I'm hungry.
00:35:16I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:19Do you want something to eat?
00:35:20Um, maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:24No, I think you need something
00:35:25more nutritional than that.
00:35:28Just, I need you to lay down,
00:35:29I'll be right back.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31Okay?
00:35:38Ted.
00:35:40I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:45Hmm?
00:35:49Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right, thank you.
00:35:57All right.
00:36:22Ugh, I'm so full.
00:36:25This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:27You don't seem like the type.
00:36:29Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31Wife.
00:36:35You know, it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous
00:36:41and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, just so happens
00:36:45I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:36:47So, here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:53That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:55Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
00:36:57My friend told me earlier
00:36:59that you happen to have
00:37:01the same name as this
00:37:03billionaire CEO,
00:37:05Simon Williams.
00:37:09Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:11That isn't you, is it?
00:37:13Well, Leslie at.
00:37:15What do you mean you're clothed?
00:37:17Yeah, there's literally two people
00:37:19sitting right there.
00:37:21Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:27Wait.
00:37:29Leslie?
00:37:35Wait. Leslie?
00:37:39Wow.
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:43Looks like you
00:37:45snagged yourself a rich guy
00:37:47and always knew you were after my money.
00:37:49I'm so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance.
00:37:51We can come for a meal.
00:37:53Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:55Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me and Leslie,
00:37:59my loser ex.
00:38:01She clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:05Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:09Simon, let's go.
00:38:11I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:13She's a skank.
00:38:15She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:24Baby, are you okay?
00:38:26No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:28Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I want to hear them again.
00:38:42Thank you for
00:38:44what you did back there.
00:38:46But don't get yourself
00:38:48into trouble.
00:38:50Violence is not the answer.
00:38:52Well, of course
00:38:54it's not the answer, but
00:38:56there's a solution.
00:39:00You want to talk about it?
00:39:02What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:08He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:14I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:16Instead, he dumped me
00:39:18and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:22He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:32I want my fate
00:39:34to lie in my own hands.
00:39:40I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:47James plays piano.
00:39:54I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:56I can't do anything.
00:39:58The doctor showed me
00:40:00your photo.
00:40:02I had hope again.
00:40:16James plays piano.
00:40:42I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:46Morning.
00:40:48Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:50Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:58Well, I'm quite
00:41:00the chef myself.
00:41:02Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:06Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:08Oh yeah, something right here.
00:41:10James plays piano.
00:41:30This is the moment of truth.
00:41:32I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:36Here we go.
00:41:40James plays piano.
00:41:50How is it?
00:41:54Oh, come on.
00:41:56I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:42:00It's actually really good.
00:42:10Oh, wow.
00:42:14Was it good?
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:28Yummy.
00:42:30That's weird.
00:42:36What?
00:42:40I got a meeting. I gotta go to the office.
00:42:42Do you have any plans?
00:42:44It's already Monday?
00:42:46I have an interview. I gotta go.
00:42:48I can give you a ride.
00:42:54Darling, you're back.
00:42:56How wonderful.
00:42:58You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:00No, sweetheart.
00:43:02You're a doll. Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:04I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:06I know, I missed you.
00:43:08Come on, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:10By the way, Francesca,
00:43:12I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:14They're great for your health.
00:43:16Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:18But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:20You're practically family.
00:43:22That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:26I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:28Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:30We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:32And who else
00:43:34could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:38But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:42I make the time to see him.
00:43:44He says no.
00:43:46Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:48Preoccupied? With what?
00:43:52Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:54If Simon doesn't want me,
00:43:56I don't...
00:43:58He...
00:44:00I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:02But you have to promise me
00:44:04you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:06Of course.
00:44:08You have my word.
00:44:16Just my luck.
00:44:20Sarah,
00:44:22meet Leslie, my...
00:44:24my loser, actually.
00:44:26Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:28This is a professional setting.
00:44:30You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:40When I saw your resume,
00:44:42I almost laughed.
00:44:44I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:48So,
00:44:50Miss Madison,
00:44:52tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:56Miss Madison,
00:44:58tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:02I was laid off
00:45:04when the company decided to outsource
00:45:06the whole department.
00:45:08I wasn't fired.
00:45:10I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:12They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:14They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:16There's actually a word for that.
00:45:18It's spelled
00:45:20L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:24Loser.
00:45:26Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:28You're very professional.
00:45:30The boss should be proud.
00:45:40Hey, it's me.
00:45:42So,
00:45:44there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:46Get the word out
00:45:48to all our HR friends.
00:45:50She slept with her boss
00:45:52at her previous job
00:45:54and that's why she got fired.
00:46:00What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:02I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:04I'm glad you're home.
00:46:06Dinner is ready.
00:46:08I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:10and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:12You're incredible.
00:46:14Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:32Usually darkness.
00:46:34Well,
00:46:36you have me now.
00:46:38And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:42Oh, and I'm going to pay you back
00:46:44as soon as I get a job.
00:46:46How's it going by the way?
00:46:48The job interview?
00:46:50Don't remind me.
00:46:52It was the worst.
00:46:54But it's okay.
00:46:56I have a bunch of other interviews lined up
00:46:58so it's going to be fine.
00:47:00No, I love a good story.
00:47:02Okay, so
00:47:04remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:06Shut up.
00:47:08She was just like,
00:47:10oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:12I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:24Hi.
00:47:26I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:28I'm here for an interview.
00:47:30Let me check.
00:47:32Oh,
00:47:34Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:36Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:38What? Why?
00:47:40Um,
00:47:42that I do not know.
00:47:52Hi.
00:47:54This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:56I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:02Cancelled.
00:48:04Right.
00:48:06Got it. Thanks.
00:48:16Whoa, slow down there, bestie.
00:48:18What is going on?
00:48:20Something terrible is happening.
00:48:26So,
00:48:28you're telling me that
00:48:30all your interview was cancelled on you?
00:48:32Yup.
00:48:34And they were all like,
00:48:36you're not a suitable candidate anymore
00:48:38or some bullshit like,
00:48:40this position has already been booked.
00:48:42That is very weird.
00:48:44Right? It's like somebody's
00:48:46trying to sabotage me.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine
00:48:50who's a headhunter. I'm going to text her
00:48:52and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:56Oh my lord.
00:48:58What?
00:49:00Okay, enough of that.
00:49:02I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:04Look,
00:49:06there's a private Discord chat
00:49:08where all the HRs in the city post their
00:49:10shady candidates.
00:49:12And, um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:20What the actual fuck?
00:49:22I can't believe this.
00:49:24Here, drink some water.
00:49:26You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:28Here you go.
00:49:36I hate this.
00:49:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:42Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:44We are going to put you down
00:49:46and we are going to call your husband
00:49:48to come pick you up.
00:49:50I think you texted me his number.
00:49:52He's not even my husband.
00:49:54He's fake.
00:49:58Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:02You look pretty real to me.
00:50:04I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:06That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:12That boy.
00:50:14These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:16Ted,
00:50:18call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:20Yes, sir.
00:50:26Leslie?
00:50:28I'm going to be a little...
00:50:32I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:34Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:36Cancel it, Tim.
00:50:38This is a changed man.
00:50:46Oh, hey.
00:50:50Thank you for calling.
00:50:52Is everything okay?
00:50:54It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:50:56Hey, come on.
00:50:58We've got to go.
00:51:00Can you help me, please?
00:51:02One, two, three.
00:51:04Come on, let's go.
00:51:08Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:10I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:12So this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:14Come on, come on, look.
00:51:16Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:51:18Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:20All right, watch your head there.
00:51:22Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:28All right.
00:51:34Well, Tracy, you need a ride?
00:51:36Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm super close.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:40Well,
00:51:42can you let me in? What's going on?
00:51:44Oh, boy.
00:51:46Uh, there's a rumor
00:51:48going around about Leslie
00:51:50that it could not be further
00:51:52from the truth.
00:51:54A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:02Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:52:04show it to our HR,
00:52:06and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:34Simon.
00:52:36Yes?
00:52:38Let's drink some wine.
00:52:40How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:42No, I want wine.
00:52:46No, no wine.
00:52:48Please, I want wine.
00:52:50No.
00:52:52How about we make omelets?
00:52:54I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:56Okay, all right.
00:52:58Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:00I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:02I think you drank all of it.
00:53:04Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:18Put this on.
00:53:40Put this on.
00:53:42Don't tell me what to do.
00:54:06No touch.
00:54:10Um...
00:54:14Leslie?
00:54:18Hey, wake up.
00:54:40Hey, wake up.
00:55:10Um...
00:55:16Simon?
00:55:18Hmm?
00:55:20You're naked.
00:55:26Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:32What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:36Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:50Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:54How did you know about that?
00:55:56Teresa told me.
00:56:00Oh.
00:56:02I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:04I'll figure it out.
00:56:06Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:10I'm your husband.
00:56:12Fake husband.
00:56:18Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:22What do you mean?
00:56:24I've fallen for you.
00:56:28Do you have feelings for me, too?
00:56:30Of course I do.
00:56:32But what are you saying?
00:56:34That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:36No, no.
00:56:38What I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:44Okay.
00:57:00So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
00:57:02Do you have a name?
00:57:04Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:06I'm still looking into it.
00:57:08Sarah.
00:57:10Instead he talked to me.
00:57:12And got somebody better.
00:57:14Like Sarah.
00:57:16Sarah.
00:57:18I know exactly who that is.
00:57:20Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:22Oh, and Ted.
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:26I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:28Wait, Mr. Williams.
00:57:30What about your meetings today?
00:57:32Cancel them.
00:57:36What am I, a detective now?
00:57:42Everyone, look busy.
00:57:44We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:46Chop, chop.
00:57:48What's up with her?
00:57:50I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:52Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:54Right now.
00:57:56That's a huge potential client.
00:58:04Mr. Williams.
00:58:06What brings you in today?
00:58:08Two things.
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:14And the second thing?
00:58:16I need you to fire someone.
00:58:18Mr. Williams.
00:58:20I apologize.
00:58:22For something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:24That employee will be dealt with.
00:58:26Promptly.
00:58:28I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:46Hi.
00:58:48Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:52Thank you so much.
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:58I got hired.
00:59:00I got hired!
00:59:04Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:06Come in.
00:59:12Sarah.
00:59:14You've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:16Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:18Then I just have to say,
00:59:20I am disappointed in you.
00:59:24I am disappointed in you.
00:59:26And I'm disappointed in myself
00:59:28for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:32Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:34I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:38Spreading false rumors about other women
00:59:40so they can't get hired?
00:59:42Sarah!
00:59:44Pack your shit up! You're fired!
00:59:46Fiona, please!
00:59:48Give me another chance!
00:59:50I'll do better, I promise!
00:59:52I can't lose my job!
00:59:54Even if I wanted to give you a second chance,
00:59:56I can't.
00:59:58Why?
01:00:00Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:02Who?
01:00:04Who? You don't know.
01:00:06CEO of T6.
01:00:08Simon Williams.
01:00:10That woman that you slandered?
01:00:12That was his wife.
01:00:16You should just be lucky
01:00:18they are not pressing charges.
01:00:30I am breaking up with you.
01:00:32What? What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:34I got fired!
01:00:36Wait, I did too.
01:00:38I did this for no reason.
01:00:40No reason? Of course there's a reason,
01:00:42you dumbass!
01:00:44She's married to T6 Group's CEO,
01:00:46Simon Williams.
01:00:48That's something you should have told me about!
01:00:50Wait, that's impossible!
01:00:52Sarah!
01:00:54Sarah, wait! What are you doing?
01:00:56Really!
01:00:58Fuck you, David!
01:01:00You ruined my life!
01:01:02I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:04Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:01:10This looks great.
01:01:12What's the occasion?
01:01:14So, remember that Sarah girl
01:01:16who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:18Yes, I recall.
01:01:20So, the company, Century Media,
01:01:22they actually hired me.
01:01:24And then when I asked about Sarah,
01:01:26they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:28Also, a bunch of other companies
01:01:30have been calling me back
01:01:32to interview me again.
01:01:34It's like, bam!
01:01:36Suddenly, my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:38So,
01:01:40tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:48I have a new job,
01:01:50filed for a green card.
01:01:52Life is just so, so good.
01:01:54I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:02:00Leslie,
01:02:02I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:04What do you mean?
01:02:06Everyone around me knows about us,
01:02:08and your family knows about us.
01:02:10The thing is,
01:02:12we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:14It's this whole family thing.
01:02:16Simon!
01:02:18So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:24So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:26Simon?
01:02:28Who's this?
01:02:30I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:32She's not my fiancée.
01:02:34It's just a family thing.
01:02:36Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:38I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:40But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family
01:02:42or the press would approve.
01:02:44We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:46Not this
01:02:48immigrant trash you're only using
01:02:50to save your brother's life.
01:02:52Immigrant trash?
01:02:54You rude bitch.
01:02:58White, you told her?
01:03:02No, I have no...
01:03:04Mia, I need you to leave. I'm warning you.
01:03:06No.
01:03:08Don't go in yet.
01:03:10I want to know exactly
01:03:12what's going on.
01:03:18Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:20What's going on?
01:03:22What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:24You still
01:03:26don't know?
01:03:28Simon Williams, the man you have
01:03:30no business marrying, is CEO
01:03:32of T6 Group.
01:03:34Multi-billionaire. Richest man
01:03:36in the world. Generational wealth.
01:03:38Should I go on?
01:03:42Is that all true?
01:03:46It's still me.
01:03:48Nothing's changed.
01:03:50I was going to tell you today.
01:03:52Everything has changed. You lied to me.
01:03:54Let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:56You'll never
01:03:58be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:00You're not one of us.
01:04:04What do you bring to the table?
01:04:06Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:08I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:10Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:04:12Leslie, please stop! Look what you did.
01:04:14Simon!
01:04:16Wait!
01:04:18Leslie!
01:04:24You'll never be part
01:04:26of our world, Leslie.
01:04:28You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:30Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:32Let me explain.
01:04:34Explain what, Simon?
01:04:36Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:38Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:40None of that matters!
01:04:42If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:44I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:48How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:50You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:54I really thought about it.
01:04:56I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:58Why not?
01:05:00I mean...
01:05:04Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:06Look at me. I love you.
01:05:08Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:10Did you even live there before?
01:05:12Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:14I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:16Because deep down in your heart, you believe
01:05:18what Mia said.
01:05:20We aren't from the same world.
01:05:22A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:26Don't follow me. Please.
01:05:38Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:44What?
01:05:52God, you really are a loser.
01:05:54Here. Have some tea.
01:05:58It's just a breakup.
01:06:00It's not that big a deal.
01:06:02We're stupid anyways.
01:06:04Yeah.
01:06:06You can say that again.
01:06:08So what's your next step?
01:06:10I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:12I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:14Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:18My American dream is dead, Hayley.
01:06:22That's a crock of bull.
01:06:24Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:26Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:30But he's not that special.
01:06:32At the end of the day, he's just a dude
01:06:34with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:36You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:38Four billion.
01:06:40Get over it.
01:06:42And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:52If you decide to go public with this,
01:06:54I will kill myself!
01:07:22What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:24I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:26And that leads me to the second thing
01:07:28I would like to let the public know.
01:07:30I, Simon Williams,
01:07:32am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:34Now, I understand that T6
01:07:36has sensitive contracts
01:07:38with the government involving national security.
01:07:40But rest assured,
01:07:42she is a normal civilian.
01:07:44In fact,
01:07:46I think people like her
01:07:48is what makes America a special place.
01:07:50And I love her very much.
01:07:52Leslie,
01:07:54if you're watching,
01:07:56this one is for you.
01:08:00No further questions.
01:08:02I need to go see my wife.
01:08:06I think people like her
01:08:08is what makes America a special place.
01:08:10I love her very much.
01:08:12Leslie, if you're watching,
01:08:14this one is for you.
01:08:16How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:18How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:26Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:28Great.
01:08:30I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:36In fact,
01:08:38I think people like her
01:08:40is what makes America a special place.
01:08:42I love her very much.
01:08:44Leslie, if you're watching,
01:08:46this one is for you.
01:08:48I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:50Holy shit!
01:08:52Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:54Bro, you married the Simon Williams
01:08:56and you let him get away?
01:09:08Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:10Leslie,
01:09:12I'm so sorry.
01:09:14When I got inside,
01:09:16I think I was afraid to tell you
01:09:18because I enjoyed the time
01:09:20I got to spend with you.
01:09:22As Simon.
01:09:24Not Simon Williams,
01:09:26CEO of T6.
01:09:28Just a normal guy, Simon.
01:09:32Who likes to cook and eat
01:09:34and who's goofy in selfies
01:09:36and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:38But I only am that version
01:09:40when I'm with you.
01:09:44What are you saying, Simon?
01:09:46That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:48No, Leslie.
01:09:50What I'm saying is
01:09:52I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:54I have never loved a woman
01:09:56as much as I've loved you.
01:09:58But
01:10:00what about your family?
01:10:02Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:04Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:06Maybe a threat.
01:10:08But she approves of you.
01:10:10And
01:10:12she even
01:10:14gave something to me
01:10:16to give to you.
01:10:20Leslie,
01:10:22what I'm asking you is
01:10:24will you marry me
01:10:26again?
01:10:28For real this time.
01:10:30If you don't marry him, I will.
01:10:32Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:34Hello, Mariam.
01:10:38The answer is yes.
01:10:42Yes.
01:10:48I didn't think I would be
01:10:50in your wedding twice.
01:10:52If there's a third one, you're going to have to start
01:10:54paying me.
01:10:56Well, James
01:10:58has finally recovered, so
01:11:00he didn't
01:11:02get to be in the first one.
01:11:04We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:12You look so beautiful.
01:11:14Hi, James.
01:11:16Hi, Grandma.
01:11:18You are looking better every day.
01:11:20All thanks to you.
01:11:24I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:26Major déjà vu moment.
01:11:32Well,
01:11:34I may never know
01:11:36what Simon sees in you,
01:11:38but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:40You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:42And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:48You know,
01:11:50I've asked him
01:11:52plenty of times, but I can
01:11:54never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:56How did he manage to
01:11:58get you to agree?
01:12:02You know,
01:12:04I've asked him plenty of times, but I can
01:12:06never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:08How did he manage
01:12:10to get you to agree?
01:12:14He threatened me.
01:12:16He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:18And that if I wanted
01:12:20great-grandchildren,
01:12:22he would have to be with you.
01:12:24He also said that he promised me
01:12:26five great-grandbabies.
01:12:28Five?
01:12:30I didn't agree to that.
01:12:32Well, that was the deal.
01:12:34And I know you're going to honour it.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:52Amen.
01:12:54You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:04Amen.
01:13:06You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:16I love you, wife.
01:13:18I love you, husband.
01:13:20Give me your bouquet.
01:13:22I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:24But you're still in college.
01:13:26When are you even going to marry?
01:13:28You'll see.
01:13:30Hey.
01:13:32What are you drinking?
01:13:34Orange juice.
01:13:36So are you single?
01:13:38Yes.
01:13:40Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:42I gotta go.
01:13:44Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:46No worries at all.
01:13:50You know that I received a direct report
01:13:52that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:54That's green card fraud.
01:13:56No, ma'am. I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
01:13:58That's what they all say.
01:14:00How long have you two known each other?
01:14:02Two months.
01:14:04You expect me to believe
01:14:06that you met, fell in love,
01:14:08and got married all in two months?
01:14:10Well, Romeo and Juliet
01:14:12met, fell in love,
01:14:14and died all in three days,
01:14:16so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:22I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:24I see right through you.
01:14:28All I can say is if you don't go out
01:14:30and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:32then I'm gonna deny your claim.
01:14:34Wait, wait.
01:14:36What is concrete evidence?
01:14:38Any children produced
01:14:40by the result of your marriage
01:14:42would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:44Need any other hints?
01:14:48Well, looks like we're gonna have to go
01:14:50and make some babies.
01:14:54Excuse me.