Frank The Tank
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00:00We got the view, view, view of New York, and trash, and trash.
00:09We got the view of New York, and trash.
00:13Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:18You know, I think I'm living the dream.
00:22Here I am, about 300 feet over the state of New Jersey,
00:27looking at the American Dream Wall.
00:29That's the American Dream Wall.
00:31Built as an apology for moving the Devils to New York,
00:36and a couple politicians scratching each other's back.
00:39It was originally built in Santa Barbara and looked really ugly.
00:42But then the housing market crashed, they stopped working on it,
00:46and the guy who owns Dolphins, Steve Ross, he brought it.
00:50And, well, the propellers pulled out.
00:54They couldn't find a new tenant, so they said thank you.
00:58And then they got a new owner, who finally decided,
01:01okay, we're going to have retail and entertainment.
01:04We have theme parks, we have water parks.
01:07Well, it will open up, but it took 10 years.
01:11And it finally opened up in 2020,
01:14and closed two days later because of the COVID pandemic.
01:17This place is cursed.
01:20But can I find a good hot dog here?
01:22That's the question.
01:24I'm going to go scouring the American Dream Wall
01:26and try to find the best hot dog.
01:28And this gondola is starting to swing a little bit.
01:33It's kind of windy out here.
01:37Let's go to a hot dog in the American Dream.
01:56guitar solo
02:26guitar solo
02:47All right, you ready?
02:48I'm ready, Frank.
02:50All right, well, we got a hot dog for Deep Side Everything.
02:55The bun, well, you can tell the bun is kind of a little stale.
02:58The bun-to-dog ratio is pretty good.
03:01They had it kind of in order,
03:04and then they might have touched it into the grease,
03:09trying to give it a little bit of a ripple.
03:12I mean, it looks like a cafeteria hot dog.
03:14It feels like a cafeteria hot dog.
03:16The bun feels entirely stiff and stale.
03:25That is a terrible hot dog.
03:44It literally tastes like it just about warmed up
03:46and we've been sitting around for hours,
03:48because, you know, there's so much demand,
03:50so many people coming into the American Dream Wall.
03:54What do you mean?
03:59Gee, who would have?
04:00Oh, there's another plane.
04:01Eee, hi.
04:03Let's go.
04:04Hi, plane.
04:05I can actually see the passengers.
04:10Ah, this wheel.
04:13Wheel of misfortune.
04:18All right, they don't have a chili dog, but I got a corn dog.
04:21I can actually dip this fresh, put it in the oil fresh,
04:27so I have hopes for this.
04:32I have hopes for this nice coloring on the corn dog.
04:45All right, a little redemption.
04:47The corn dog, very good.
04:49Here's your corn dog.
04:51Hot dog.
04:55Now to get a look at these views,
04:57because right now, so you guys see New York over here?
05:02I'm staring at fucking New Jersey.
05:11Yeah, exactly.
05:14Well, if you want to get ready for the Winter Wonderland,
05:16because it's mighty cold,
05:17you want to come to American Dream,
05:19but looking for a hot dog here, not quite the right scheme.
05:25But, hey, I got a chance to ride a slow ferris wheel
05:31that had nice views of the trash,
05:36little views in the distance of New York City,
05:39but, well, this place has been a disaster since day one.
05:43But, you know, if you know any other places you go,
05:47let me know, and you never know when we're going to show up.
05:50See you down the road.
05:51Keep rolling, doggie.
05:59Take me out for some hot dogs.
06:03Get me one that's only plain.
06:06No mustard or horseradish ketchup.
06:09I'll know what the dog is really about,
06:12and it's hoped that this is a good one,
06:16maybe a home run or a double.
06:19But if it sucks, it will be a strikeout
06:22and not worthy of my taste buds.
06:39I'm going to go for a walk.
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