Landis arrives at the meeting site | dG1fVHYwR3pzYm56V0k
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00:00Hi.
00:01Hey.
00:02Sorry, sorry.
00:03We're late.
00:04Kinda lost.
00:05You though?
00:06Yeah, HQ sent us.
00:07Are you the guy who's gonna take out Mazumoto?
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00:33We need you that Muzumoto.
00:34One last job.
00:35Great.
00:36Cool.
00:37Well, we think you'll find some of our little toys here useful.
00:38This is the pocket blackout.
00:40Surveillance, walkies, anything within a 15-meter radius, this thing'll blackout.
00:46Could be useful for your approach.
00:48Gonna light a cigarette?
00:51No.
00:53It's a pocket blackout.
00:56Moving on, this is the MicroBeacon.
00:59It houses a telemetry circuit that beams your precise coordinates and vitals back to HQ.
01:05Anything goes wrong, anything at all, they'll know about it.
01:07Well, we're not going to need that because nothing's going to go wrong.
01:10Not on my watch.
01:14So are you saying you don't want it?
01:16If he doesn't want it, I want it.
01:18Well, no, Matt.
01:19It's supposed to be for the guy.
01:20I know your coordinates.
01:21I know, but I need a watch.
01:22I'll take the watch.
01:23I'll take it.
01:25Okay.
01:26So this is what we're calling the Kill Cube.
01:27With one press of this little button, you can kill anyone, anywhere in the world, instantly.
01:33And this over here is our take on the Grappling Hook.
01:37Now I think you'll find this a really interesting-
01:38Okay, wait, so this does what exactly?
01:43So you think the person's name, like first and last name, and then you hit the button
01:47on the side and it kills them.
01:49Could prove useful.
01:50So this is our Grappling Hook, which I think is-
01:52So why don't I, like I can just kill Mazumoto right now.
01:58Like from here.
01:59Yeah.
02:00That's what you're saying it can do, right?
02:03Yeah, but wouldn't you want to like drive the car and-
02:05Yeah, and you haven't even seen the grappling stuff.
02:07It's really good.
02:08No, I guess, guys, but I mean if the whole point is to kill Mazumoto, I'm-
02:14Okay so how does this work?
02:17I mean does it always work?
02:18Is it risky or something?
02:20No.
02:21It pretty much just does its thing perfectly every single time.
02:25I mean-
02:26So you just hit it, the button, on the side, and then you're good to go.
02:29It kills them.
02:31Okay, and if I don't know the exact location, will it still-
02:36Yeah, it can figure it out, no problem.
02:37Yeah, it kind of figures- it's not going to like get the wrong person.
02:39Yeah, no, it knows.
02:41And I can do it multiple times, or does it only work once?
02:44Does it only work once in like a hundred years or something?
02:47No, it'll always work as long as it has its niothium crystals loaded up, you're good to go.
02:52Oh, oh, so the crystals, are they like really rare?
02:57Are they dangerous?
02:59No, they're just very- they're plentiful, they're safe-
03:02We have like 60,000 of them.
03:03Just an infinite source of energy, always.
03:06And they're really safe, like you can even eat them.
03:09Like they're not- they're not good, but-
03:12Okay, so what am I missing here, guys?
03:15Okay, so I'm just going to kill Mazumoto now, right?
03:17Yeah, I guess if you really wanted to, you could do it right now.
03:21I just-
03:21What?
03:22I mean, I said this, right?
03:24You said what?
03:24I said when we were back at the place, I said like, he could just use the square cube, right,
03:30to just kill him, like he just hit the button and it would just do-
03:32I don't remember- was this what you were like yelling to me?
03:35I wasn't yelling, I was- you were on the other side of the room, and I was-
03:38I kept saying come over, if you want me to understand what you're saying-
03:40My feet were in those sort of-
03:42The sticky-
03:42The holding-
03:43Yeah, I was-
03:44Yeah, I remember now.
03:45So I couldn't-
03:46I'm doing it.
03:51Did it work?
03:55Yeah, looks like it did.
03:57Yeah, you got him.
03:57Yeah, he's dead.
03:58Wow, okay.
04:00Oh, and look at this, baby pig.
04:04The thing- I follow this thing, it's like all little pigs.
04:07Okay, so if you just want to sign for these incidentals, honestly,
04:10I think we're just going to be finished right now.
04:12Sure.
04:12Okay.
04:14Whoa!
04:16Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.