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00:00:00You're driving me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy!
00:00:02That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:04If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:05their guts.
00:00:06For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:07You two are hooking up?
00:00:08We're not hooking up.
00:00:09Noah's my boyfriend.
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00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:56ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:12I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:16And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:37I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:39Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:51You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming?
00:03:02No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:16Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:21And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:25Destiny?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:28That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:30Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:48Mia?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53It's right here. I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:08Nova.
00:04:09Open it.
00:04:16I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:30Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:39Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:41No, we can't.
00:04:42She's loaded with drugs.
00:04:43Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:47Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:49Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:52I'll be by the pool.
00:04:53Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:05You have to save her.
00:05:09Jules?
00:05:10Jules!
00:05:12Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:13What do I do?
00:05:14Mouth to mouth.
00:05:15Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:22You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:36Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:46We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:05Did someone say my name?
00:07:11You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:20We're not hooking up.
00:07:22Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:39Let the girls talk.
00:07:47After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:53Did you just spit on me?
00:07:56Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:01Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:11Especially Noah.
00:08:12Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:16Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:20I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:28Thanks, Noey.
00:08:31I'm sorry.
00:08:34I'm sorry.
00:08:36I'm sorry.
00:08:38I'm sorry.
00:08:40I'm sorry.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:56Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:32Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:09What are you doing home?
00:10:11I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:13No, no.
00:10:15That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:21I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:26Mia?
00:10:27Her father?
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:29I don't know.
00:10:30I don't know.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32I don't know.
00:10:33I don't know.
00:10:34I don't know.
00:10:35I don't know.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:01Please don't call me that.
00:11:04You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia.
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:18What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:22I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:27Why not?
00:11:28That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:32I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:41Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:47I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:51I'm not talking to you.
00:11:53I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:06What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:10What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:12I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:20Tell her, Noah.
00:12:22Prove it.
00:12:27I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:42Mia.
00:12:44I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:46Alone.
00:12:48She better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:51She really has you by the balls.
00:12:54Don't insult me.
00:12:56Or what?
00:12:58You'll spank me?
00:13:00You can leave now.
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:05You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:12You're right.
00:13:14Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:16I'm sorry.
00:13:17You're right.
00:13:19Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:39You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:14:05Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:28Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:30Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:33You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:37Don't be jealous, because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:46Call him.
00:14:57What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:07Hey!
00:15:09What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:13You want your job back?
00:15:15Fuck me.
00:15:19Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:22Play along.
00:15:23Why would I do that?
00:15:25You want your job back?
00:15:26You've got to earn it.
00:15:28Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:34Okay, fine.
00:15:35Go ahead.
00:15:38What?
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:50Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:54You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:16:02Noah, come out right now.
00:16:04Now.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:09Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:13Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you've got.
00:16:20Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt now.
00:16:22Now.
00:16:35Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:52We need to talk.
00:17:57Emmett, get out.
00:18:03Did I get my job back?
00:18:05Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:09To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:10You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:12I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:17Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:20Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:23I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:18:25Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:30I don't know.
00:18:31I don't know.
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00:18:37I don't know.
00:18:38I don't know.
00:18:40Done.
00:18:42Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:50Give me that.
00:18:51Not yet.
00:18:58Give me that.
00:18:59Not yet.
00:19:00I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:04But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:37All right.
00:19:38Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:50Rule number one.
00:19:52No boners.
00:19:54You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Just one.
00:20:03No feelings.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules.
00:20:34I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:40So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:53Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:21:00Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:33I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Game on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:47Dinner is served.
00:21:54Let's fucking go!
00:21:57Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:03Oops.
00:23:05Spilled a little.
00:23:07Jules.
00:23:09You're still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:22I have to go.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:26Bye.
00:23:28Bye.
00:23:30Bye.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:42If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:48Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:07You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're going to strip for me?
00:24:15You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:19Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:55What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:07Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:09Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend?
00:25:15Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People can turn multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:45Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:26:12What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower.
00:26:17Remember, you're a woman.
00:26:20You wish.
00:26:28Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I got some friends coming over. Maybe it's cool.
00:26:44What's with this guy?
00:26:46One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:48Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:57Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:07Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:14What?
00:27:25I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:28Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:32Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:35You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:38You're right.
00:27:40It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:44Everyone?
00:27:46I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:49Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:02What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew! That's so weird.
00:28:08I'm kidding.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:18Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:40It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about? I never said anything about...
00:28:49Save it.
00:28:51Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:37Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:41Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:03Mitch!
00:30:15Mitch!
00:30:17Don't touch me!
00:30:18Get off of me!
00:30:31You are so hot.
00:30:33Take their shirt off.
00:30:57Yo!
00:30:59Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:03No, no way, dude.
00:31:05I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:08Don't come crawling back.
00:31:12Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look.
00:31:22You hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:31:30Fuck!
00:31:31Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:33Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:51Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:33You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:42Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:47You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:02Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:18You...
00:33:19You saved me.
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:02I got it.
00:34:06One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:15Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:17I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:20Now.
00:34:27Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:46You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:50That way everyone can see it.
00:34:52But for right now,
00:34:55it's party time.
00:35:04OMG, I finally found you.
00:35:07I've been looking for you.
00:35:09I've been looking for you.
00:35:11I've been looking for you.
00:35:12I've been looking for you.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:17I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:21How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:34Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:00Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:10Is that true?
00:36:14It's true.
00:36:16I liked you.
00:36:19Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:21I mean, really.
00:36:24Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:27So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:29Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:40I guess you can't.
00:36:42There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:53But when I really think about it,
00:36:55I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:57I really did.
00:37:02You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:05To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:10It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:25Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:28You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:30When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever glues you.
00:37:32Whoever glues you?
00:37:35Mhm.
00:37:36Okay.
00:38:01She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:14No smoke.
00:38:16Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:22Rude.
00:38:37Keep the circle moving.
00:38:40If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:42kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:51Get off of me.
00:38:53Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:55What's a little peck?
00:38:58Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:00Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:03Hey, Jules!
00:39:05Jules!
00:39:06You're a pig!
00:39:07Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:09He's lying.
00:39:10I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:12But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:16You have feelings for me?
00:39:23I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:25But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:27You have feelings for me?
00:39:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:40I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion.
00:39:42Frustration.
00:39:43Blind rage.
00:39:44You're a dick!
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:46Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:47sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:50Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:53I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken too.
00:39:58What do you mean?
00:40:00I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:40:02and now I'm saying I would do anything
00:40:04to try again.
00:40:07Do you want to get back together?
00:40:10You said no feelings.
00:40:12Yeah, you're right.
00:40:15So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:17Tell me you want to break the rules
00:40:18and end the contract.
00:40:19Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:21Tell me that you want to give up
00:40:22the money,
00:40:23the house,
00:40:24the car,
00:40:25the house,
00:40:26the car,
00:40:27the car,
00:40:28and give up the money.
00:40:36Well, it looks like our favorite couple
00:40:37survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mhmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer,
00:40:51and the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:55that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor. Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:12It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it. Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean...
00:41:26Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:40Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:57The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:52Ah! You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:56Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:59No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:43:02Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping. Do you not remember me?
00:43:10I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:12Oh, she can't afford this place anymore. She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17Well, what Mia says goes. So your money's no good here.
00:43:21You know what? You're right.
00:43:24I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:28That's it. You're out.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me. I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:01Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:22What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:56Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:24Excuse me, um...
00:45:26I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:31I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:34Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39Whatever, Mia.
00:45:54See? Told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:19Yes, it is.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us wanted Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:41Please and thank you.
00:46:51You're welcome.
00:46:52Be safe.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:47:02Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:11Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:14Okay, dude.
00:47:15Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Alright.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight,
00:47:34you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:50You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight,
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:19Hey.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:33Uh, I don't know.
00:48:34Jules.
00:48:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:13You're crazy.
00:49:15Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:22You're on.
00:49:29Follow me.
00:49:35Let the show begin.
00:49:42Let's go.
00:49:51You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:57Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:07The rules are simple.
00:50:09The smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:39Come on.
00:51:10Yeah!
00:51:18Top that.
00:51:33Top that.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:52Oh, baby.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest at all?
00:52:05Oh.
00:52:06Oh.
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:14Show them all.
00:52:37I love you.
00:52:45Yo.
00:52:46Jason.
00:52:48Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:52:50Now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:16As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:53:29Jules, wait.
00:53:34You look upset.
00:53:37What are you, my therapist?
00:53:39Fuck off.
00:53:40No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:45Jules.
00:53:47I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:53What is that?
00:53:54Okay, time.
00:53:56Come on, Jules.
00:53:57Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:04No thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:35I'm going to go change.
00:54:41Destiny.
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:23I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett.
00:55:32Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait! Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:31You look like shit.
00:56:34Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:36All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:39Hey!
00:56:41Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:48I'm sorry.
00:56:50I'm sorry.
00:56:52I'm sorry.
00:56:54I'm sorry.
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:57I'm sorry.
00:56:59Mia, stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And, you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:24Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett!
00:57:27If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:55You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:57:57Okay.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:22I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:24I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:30You didn't take the pills?
00:58:36You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:39It's twice as fun.
00:58:41And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:51What are you trying to give me?
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but...
00:59:22Whatever.
00:59:27I gotta show you something.
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:53It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:10Stop breathing.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:23What if somebody sees?
01:00:25Everybody's at the club.
01:00:28I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:52Oh my god.
01:01:17Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:19It's Mia.
01:01:20Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay, bye.
01:01:45Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:47What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:01Now.
01:03:07Boy!
01:03:08Boy!
01:03:09Bella!
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:19Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:26To propose!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:01Get out of this house!
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:05Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:13Uh, yes!
01:04:14It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa, my second mommy!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh, yes we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:35I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:37I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:09She's prepared.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water, I need water!
01:05:22Jules.
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35No.
01:05:37Woo!
01:05:38Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:40Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:43I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:45Wow!
01:05:46Alright, that's enough.
01:05:47I've got to talk to you.
01:05:48Let's go.
01:05:49Woo!
01:05:50Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:52Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:55No way.
01:05:56You gave her those?
01:05:57I didn't give them.
01:05:58She found them.
01:05:59Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:01Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:03She hates you already.
01:06:04What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:09Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo!
01:06:24Woo!
01:06:25Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:27No way!
01:06:28It feels so good.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh wait, no.
01:06:37Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:07:01Help!
01:07:09Will you save me?
01:07:14Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:31Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:35I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:38Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:40Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:44You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:50I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:53No feelings.
01:07:54Remember?
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:57Remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:10I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss.
01:08:58As your boyfriend.
01:09:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:19I don't think I can say it.
01:09:24Let me take care of you.
01:09:26It's the least you can do.
01:09:29Fine.
01:09:31You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:34And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:37I know you do.
01:09:42Good morning, everyone.
01:09:44Oh, my God.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh, my God. Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released,
01:10:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is,
01:10:18welcome to the family.
01:10:23Wait.
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:41Bye.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:48Good luck with that.
01:10:50I don't need luck.
01:10:52I have a really big brain.
01:11:00There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:12Ew, what died in here?
01:11:16My manhood.
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:20Really?
01:11:24I don't like to read.
01:11:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:28They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:30so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:34That's cheating.
01:11:35Oh, great. You finally figured it out.
01:11:38Good boy.
01:11:39I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:48I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:50I know, I know.
01:11:52But I've got to work on my presentation
01:11:54for the Lehman internship.
01:11:59What up, lovebirds?
01:12:01Hey, man, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:04You wouldn't want to do that in front of our kids.
01:12:06Who are you?
01:12:08I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:20Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:22What are you doing here?
01:12:24Emma called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:27I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:29I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:31I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:33The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:36I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:42I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:47Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:51I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:54and Emma promised me lots of trouble.
01:12:57I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:13:00I'm the one that promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:43He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:53Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:00and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:05and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:26You lied to me.
01:14:28No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:33I'm sorry.
01:14:37Everybody!
01:14:38Let's get the party started!
01:14:41Woo!
01:14:42Summer!
01:14:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:56I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:59There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so... beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah, tell me.
01:15:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:19You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:23How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:26I'll protect you.
01:15:28And lookie here. The happy little couple.
01:15:32From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:40Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:43Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:46Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, she's finally gonna win her bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:12so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:20I don't want to hear it.
01:16:23Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:33I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:39Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:45Chicks, dude.
01:16:47I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guests.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59Bitch.
01:17:00Whatever, dude.
01:17:05What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:14You're a sexy girl.
01:17:16We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:18I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:20Then make time.
01:17:22There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:24The boys share their toys.
01:17:27And I want to play with you.
01:17:29I don't want to be played with.
01:17:31If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:39Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:41I should hear him out.
01:17:43What do I have to do?
01:17:46Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:53In your dreams, perv.
01:17:59Mia.
01:18:01You know where Jules is?
01:18:03You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:05Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:08Mia.
01:18:09A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:11Get it through your head.
01:18:13I want to be with Jules.
01:18:15Why do you like her so much?
01:18:17I don't like her.
01:18:20I love her.
01:18:24You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:27For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:29You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:31Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:18:33Found your girlfriend.
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:49If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:52Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way he'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:29Get off of her.
01:19:32Get off of her.
01:19:34Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:37If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:40You wouldn't dare.
01:19:42You little shit!
01:19:44You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:46Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:48Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:50than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:56You want to mess with me?
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know
01:20:02that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me. I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:20:51Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:23You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:29He never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:36I played you, and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:42Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:21:46I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:50And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:54And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:02You thought you were better than me.
01:22:05But I always win.
01:22:07All I fucking do is win.
01:22:17A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:30Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:34It's too late.
01:22:41Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:44Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:48That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:51You lose everything.
01:22:53Oh, God.
01:23:06Can I help you?
01:23:08What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:13My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:17I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:22Doing anything?
01:23:31I have a big tip for you.
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:36Smile more.
01:23:38Smile more.
01:23:47This money feels dirty.
01:23:49I never want to see this check again.
01:24:02Miss me?
01:24:04Miss me?
01:24:13Get lost.
01:24:15I deserve that.
01:24:19Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:22And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:28Is this the key to my house?
01:24:30Yeah.
01:24:32This morning I bought it.
01:24:35You bought my house from under us?
01:24:38Look at the name on the title.
01:24:41Oh, my God.
01:24:43You put it under my name.
01:24:46It's yours, Jules.
01:24:48It's all yours.
01:24:50But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:55Another condition?
01:24:57What do you want?
01:24:58Nothing.
01:25:00What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:03Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:25:06No.
01:25:08But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:18At 8 p.m.
01:25:20And I want you to wear this.
01:25:28Okay.
01:25:34What are you doing here?
01:25:36Noah told me to come.
01:25:38Really?
01:25:40Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:42Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:47He's proposing to you?
01:25:49When did you two get back together?
01:25:51Oh, it's not official yet.
01:25:53But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:09Mia! Jules!
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please. The big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:33How did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:40You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:44Okay. Fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:54What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:27:08Daddy!
01:27:10Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:20Everybody!
01:27:23What is he doing?
01:27:28I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:35And here are my secrets.
01:27:39I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:41I do.
01:27:43And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard.
01:27:46And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard.
01:27:49And I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:56Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:59And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:11Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:42I love you.
01:28:44I love you.
01:28:45I love you.
01:28:47I love you.
01:28:49I love you.
01:28:51I love you.
01:28:53I love you.
01:28:55I love you.
01:28:57I love you.
01:28:59I love you.
01:29:01I love you.
01:29:11Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:44Let's party.