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00:00:00Dean, we can't do that out here.
00:00:25What if a teacher catches us?
00:00:26Then meet me upstairs.
00:00:28It's our last night before you move back west and I start military college.
00:00:31You still want to go all the way?
00:00:33Of course.
00:00:34We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:00:38I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:00:47Ow!
00:00:50Give that back.
00:00:51Aww.
00:00:52Are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:00:55Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer to me.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:01:05Then why did Dean tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:01:08Guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:01:10Dean would never.
00:01:16We'll see about that.
00:01:18Ow!
00:01:23Ow!
00:01:24What are you doing?
00:01:25Let me go!
00:01:26Shut up!
00:01:31Nice, Jake.
00:01:33Here, get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:01:36Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:01:39Come on, girl.
00:01:44I refuse to believe Elisa's lies.
00:01:47Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:50Mmm.
00:01:51Oh, Dean, that was so good.
00:01:58What the hell?
00:01:59Where is Dean?
00:02:02He's in the bathroom, getting ready for round two.
00:02:05Can you blame him?
00:02:06Blame him?
00:02:07Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:02:10As if I'd believe that.
00:02:12He's probably not even in there.
00:02:15See for yourself.
00:02:20No, he wouldn't.
00:02:26Dean, are you in there?
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:33How could you?
00:02:35You promised me.
00:02:42No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me.
00:02:44I want an explanation.
00:02:46She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:02:50I want an explanation.
00:02:53Why do you think he's hiding in there instead of coming and talking this out with you?
00:02:59Go on, ask him to come out.
00:03:01See if he will.
00:03:02Fine.
00:03:04Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:03:07One.
00:03:09Two.
00:03:11Three.
00:03:14You ruined tonight.
00:03:16You ruined us.
00:03:33What the hell?
00:03:35Hannah?
00:03:37Please, it's going to be okay.
00:03:45Hannah, thank God!
00:03:46It's over, Dean.
00:03:48Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:03:52Don't talk to me ever again.
00:03:54Don't talk to me ever again.
00:04:01I have to find her.
00:04:02I have to explain everything.
00:04:11I know why.
00:04:14Why'd you leave me?
00:04:25I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom?
00:04:31Who even is this woman?
00:04:34Who even is this woman?
00:04:35She's kind and also very rich.
00:04:38We met before we moved four years ago.
00:04:40Four years ago?
00:04:45That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:04:47Dean.
00:04:53Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:04:54I'm so happy you're here.
00:04:56And my son is going to love you.
00:04:58He's always wanted a sibling.
00:05:00I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:05:02He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:05:05You should go too.
00:05:07I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:05:09You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother.
00:05:14Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:05:19Dean goes to military school too.
00:05:21Oh God, will he be there?
00:05:24Speak of the devil.
00:05:25Hi honey, where are you?
00:05:27About to head to the party.
00:05:29Perfect. I'm going to send your stepsister Hannah there to meet you.
00:05:33Hannah? Wait, I have a stepsister?
00:05:36Take good care of her, okay?
00:05:45Ah!
00:05:49How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:05:51Everyone's in uniform and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:05:55Oh my God, is that him?
00:06:01He is so fine.
00:06:03I know, he's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:06:06And he's single.
00:06:07And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance too.
00:06:11Back off, I called dibs.
00:06:15Dean?
00:06:16Hannah, it's been four years.
00:06:19She probably never even thought about me.
00:06:22What are you doing here?
00:06:23I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:06:27Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:06:30Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:06:33I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:06:35No need, I'm leaving.
00:06:39Dean, where are you going?
00:06:40Don't walk away from me.
00:06:42Don't walk away from me.
00:06:44What does she have that we don't?
00:06:48Don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:06:50You already did that four years ago.
00:06:51That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:06:54I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:06:56You were the one that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious.
00:07:00Four years, Hannah.
00:07:02I called you so many times.
00:07:04I tried to find you and explain.
00:07:06You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:07:09Your clothes were all over the room.
00:07:11I heard your voice.
00:07:14I wanted to believe him so badly.
00:07:16If she doesn't believe me, then why waste my breath?
00:07:19Forget it.
00:07:28Whoa!
00:07:29That's three shots of vodka, man.
00:07:31Is this about that hot girl you were fighting with over there?
00:07:34It's my ex, Hannah.
00:07:36I haven't seen her in four years.
00:07:37I thought she left this town for good.
00:07:39Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:07:45No, dude.
00:07:46There's like a million Hannahs out there.
00:07:47It can't be the same person.
00:07:49Hope you're right.
00:07:50Because becoming step-siblings with your ex sounds like a nightmare.
00:07:54Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:07:58I can't believe this.
00:08:00She walked away from me again.
00:08:02Then show her she's wrong.
00:08:04Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:08:12Well, well, well.
00:08:14The virgin Hannah returns.
00:08:16I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again.
00:08:18You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:08:22You should be humiliated for what you did to me.
00:08:24You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:08:28No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:08:30Dean was my man, and you took him from me.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33You won't get away with that.
00:08:41Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch!
00:08:43Haven't you heard me enough?
00:08:45Elise, what's wrong?
00:08:46This woman is harassing me!
00:08:48It wasn't enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago.
00:08:51She decided to come back and rub it in my face!
00:08:53Oh my god, she was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:08:56I knew it!
00:08:57I knew that homewrecker was out to get me!
00:08:59Damn, jealous much?
00:09:01That is so messed up.
00:09:02No, I wasn't! She's lying!
00:09:05Elise is the desperate one!
00:09:23Hold her down!
00:09:26You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:09:29The punishment is your very own scarlet letter.
00:09:34A for adulterer.
00:09:37Asshole.
00:09:40Let me go!
00:09:42That's Hannah.
00:09:46Get your hands off her!
00:09:49What the hell is this?
00:10:00What?
00:10:13We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise.
00:10:16Now that homewrecker is just paying the price.
00:10:18Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:10:20Then she's a liar.
00:10:23I never slept with Elise.
00:10:25I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:10:28Is he telling the truth?
00:10:30You don't have to lie to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:10:34We all see it.
00:10:35She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material.
00:10:38Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:10:42You're very confident in yourself, Elise.
00:10:44Let me ask a question.
00:10:46How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:10:53And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:10:59See, you think you're so hot, but no one here wants you.
00:11:03I know I never did, and I certainly never will.
00:11:06No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:11:09And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker,
00:11:12you should look in the mirror first.
00:11:20You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:11:23No, no, please don't!
00:11:29Is that true? You really never slept with Elise?
00:11:33Hannah, why would I...
00:11:35Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:11:38All the evidence was there. What was I supposed to think?
00:11:41Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed with every guy in our school.
00:11:44I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:11:47Are you calling me stupid?
00:11:48Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:11:50Even if you never cheated,
00:11:52it took me four years to piece my broken heart back together.
00:11:55I can't just let that go.
00:11:57Apparently neither can Elise.
00:12:00God, that was so humiliating.
00:12:06No, don't drink that!
00:12:08Oh God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:12:11Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:12:13But dude, that's got a whole tap of acid in it.
00:12:18Are we swimming?
00:12:20Oh my God.
00:12:23You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:29You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:32Again, I never cheated.
00:12:34God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:36I never cheated.
00:12:38I never cheated.
00:12:40I never cheated.
00:12:42I never cheated.
00:12:44Again, I never cheated.
00:12:46God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:48Where are we?
00:12:50You're at my house.
00:12:52Well, my mom's.
00:12:54Just lay down, you need rest.
00:12:56Okay?
00:12:58Mm-mm, you're wrong.
00:13:00You're at my house.
00:13:02I just moved in.
00:13:05Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:13:14After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:13:18Do you still have feelings for me?
00:13:23The ship.
00:13:25I'm the captain of the ship.
00:13:27It's calling me.
00:13:29What are you thinking, Dean?
00:13:31She's just tripping.
00:13:35Goodnight, Hannah.
00:13:45I start my new job at the academy today.
00:13:48Oh crap, I have to get ready.
00:13:54Morning, Hannah.
00:13:55Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:13:57Um, it was kind of crazy.
00:13:59I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:14:01Oh.
00:14:02He's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around.
00:14:05Can't wait.
00:14:06I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:14:15She left without saying goodbye.
00:14:17Again?
00:14:23This is for the best.
00:14:25It's easier if I never see her again.
00:14:28Hey, Mom.
00:14:29Did you see a girl brunette like this tall?
00:14:32You mean your stepsister?
00:14:34No, not my stepsister, my...
00:14:36Never mind.
00:14:38She really did leave.
00:14:40Again.
00:14:41Well, you should probably say hi
00:14:43since you missed her at the party last night.
00:14:45She went upstairs to shower.
00:14:53She better be done in the bathroom.
00:14:55I can't be late for school.
00:14:59Ah!
00:15:01Ah!
00:15:02Sorry, didn't see anything.
00:15:06Sorry, I'll just be a minute.
00:15:10Sure, yeah.
00:15:11This was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister.
00:15:14I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:15:16Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:19Why did she sound so familiar?
00:15:23Do your job and keep your head down.
00:15:25No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:15:28Gene goes here.
00:15:29I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:15:31Break any rules and you're out.
00:15:34Understood?
00:15:35Yes, Captain.
00:15:39I'm Skye.
00:15:40I'm so happy someone my age joined the cleaning crew.
00:15:42I can tell we're going to be friends.
00:15:46I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:15:49I think someone needs a shower.
00:15:54No, I clean the bathrooms with that!
00:15:58I can tell.
00:15:59Now the smell is unbearable.
00:16:02What the hell?
00:16:03You can't just do that.
00:16:04I'm a third year student
00:16:06and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:16:08You have no power here.
00:16:10If you want to take an actual shower,
00:16:12you can use the West Wing locker room.
00:16:14They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:16:20Go ahead and take a shower.
00:16:21I'll cover for you.
00:16:39You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:16:42That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:16:50Gene, what are you doing here?
00:16:52I go here, Hannah.
00:16:54What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:16:56Well, it's my first day at work and I...
00:16:58Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:17:01I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here
00:17:04and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:17:07She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:17:10If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:17:13Go in and see for yourself.
00:17:18I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here
00:17:20her first day on the job
00:17:22and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:17:24Elise, she set me up.
00:17:26Oh my God, I can't be in here.
00:17:28What do I do?
00:17:29Don't say a word.
00:17:37Lieutenant Dumont, what's going on in here?
00:17:40I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:17:41What is Lyons doing in here?
00:17:43All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:17:45I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:17:48She must be here with you somewhere.
00:17:50Well, it's just me in here, so...
00:17:52if you don't mind.
00:18:03Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:05I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:18:07Are you both going to stand there and watch, or...
00:18:10No!
00:18:11Freeze, Dumont!
00:18:12It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:18:15He's in trouble now.
00:18:22But it's a worse offense to drag the captain
00:18:24into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:18:26What?
00:18:27But, Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:18:29He's obviously just protecting her.
00:18:31Silence!
00:18:32That's 50 demerits.
00:18:33And kitchen duty for a weak Lyons.
00:18:37Mess with the cleaning staff,
00:18:38or step foot into this room one more time.
00:18:40And you're doing bathroom duties, too.
00:18:42Got it?
00:18:43Yes, Captain.
00:18:49Apologies for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:18:58Jeez, that was close.
00:19:01It's twice I've saved you now.
00:19:03You owe me a thank you.
00:19:11Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:19:14Why not?
00:19:16You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:19:18You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:19:19It's not that simple.
00:19:21Four years is a long time.
00:19:23I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:19:26How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:31How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:34Don't look at me like that.
00:19:36Like what?
00:19:37Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:19:39Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:19:42those four years of pain were very real.
00:19:45I'm not going through that again.
00:19:47You want my trust?
00:19:48Earn it back.
00:19:53Fine.
00:19:55I will.
00:20:04I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:18My God, I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:20:21I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:20:23I know.
00:20:24That should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff.
00:20:32Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:20:50Everything okay there?
00:20:52Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:20:56Look alive, ladies.
00:20:57Today, I want the two of you to work in-
00:20:59Captain!
00:21:00There's a disaster in the kitchen. I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:21:03Kitchen it is.
00:21:04Follow Lyons.
00:21:05And no funny business.
00:21:23Big D, have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:21:27The ladies are all waiting.
00:21:33I have someone in mind.
00:21:34Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:39Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:42Where the hell are your dates?
00:21:44Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:21:45So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:21:49Clean it up.
00:21:53Ugh!
00:21:55You're not going to treat Skye like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty?
00:22:03Is something wrong, Hannah?
00:22:05It's just so itchy. It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:22:09Oh my god, it's driving me crazy. I have to get this off.
00:22:17You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:22:19Here, let me help you with that.
00:22:22What?
00:22:27Dude, speak of the devil.
00:22:40The show's about to begin.
00:22:44Now I see why you were still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:22:47Dean won't help her now. He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:22:51No one here wants you, Hannah, so you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:22:56Yeah, where are you scratching yourself? Do you have like an STD or something?
00:23:00Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations.
00:23:03Is he really just going to sit there? Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:23:08Be humiliated?
00:23:15Everyone shut up!
00:23:30What the hell are you all looking at?
00:23:32If I hear one more word about this, I see one more video, you will never walk these halls again.
00:23:50Shit, I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:23:57Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:24:00Oh, what the hell?
00:24:06Looks like you don't stop with every disease Hannah has.
00:24:08No, I don't!
00:24:10That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school.
00:24:13Watch out, it might be contagious.
00:24:20Stop that, you're going to tear your skin off.
00:24:23Here, anti-stimulants. You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:24:26Hannah, oh my god, I am so sorry. It was Elise, she put itching powder in your uniform.
00:24:31Don't worry, I got her back and took videos with your phone and got you a new uniform.
00:24:37I knew it was her, I just wish we had proof.
00:24:40Do me a favor, will you Skye?
00:24:45Next time you see her doing anything suspicious, breaking any rules, record it.
00:24:50Captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:24:52Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:24:54Don't worry, I'm going to protect you and Hannah. She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:25:02You're so kind to her.
00:25:04Okay, on a scale from one to ten, how embarrassing was that?
00:25:08None of the captains saw, and barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:25:12I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:25:14Especially now that Elise is walking around looking like a constipated lobster.
00:25:20Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny navy bros saw you half naked?
00:25:24Hell no.
00:25:26Oh, so you were jealous?
00:25:28What if I was?
00:25:35No.
00:25:42Honey, I made reservations for you and your stepsister at Anchor Bar tonight so you two can properly meet.
00:25:48I'm sending her number now. Call to confirm, would you?
00:25:52Got it.
00:25:56I have to make a call.
00:25:59I have to make a call.
00:26:00It's okay, I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:26:10Oh, it's...
00:26:18Who just called you?
00:26:20I don't recognize the number. It's probably a scam.
00:26:23Right.
00:26:25Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:26:41Hello?
00:26:42Hey, Hannah.
00:26:43Dean, is that you?
00:26:45Yeah, it's me. Your stepbrother.
00:26:47Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:26:49He must have misheard me.
00:26:51Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other day.
00:26:53Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:26:55Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:26:57Sure. Drinks on me.
00:27:01Mmm, got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:27:04I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but you all look so hot together.
00:27:08God, no. It's my stepbrother.
00:27:10I think he goes here too.
00:27:12But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:27:16Ooh, I have an idea.
00:27:19There's all kinds of stuff in here. Maybe you'll find something.
00:27:32I'm meeting my stepbrother. Is this too much?
00:27:41I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:27:43If I can just get her to trust me again...
00:27:47Can I help you? It's reservation only.
00:27:49Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:27:51Name?
00:27:53Oh, God. What is my stepbrother's name?
00:27:55That's so embarrassing.
00:27:57Why don't you try the Gentleman Club down the street instead?
00:28:00Excuse me?
00:28:02Hannah?
00:28:04Hannah?
00:28:05What the hell is she doing here?
00:28:07Young girl in a tie dress?
00:28:09Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:28:11I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:28:14Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:28:18You can't just kick me out. I'm not a sugar baby.
00:28:21She's not a homewrecker either. She's my girlfriend.
00:28:25Lieutenant Dumont, I'm so sorry. She didn't say...
00:28:28I don't care. No one talks to her that way.
00:28:32You're fired.
00:28:42Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:28:44Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:47Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:28:49Oh, so you are jealous.
00:28:52I never said I wasn't.
00:28:55Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:28:57Whoa, are you serious? I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:29:00Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:04Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:06Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:12Yeah, right.
00:29:13Could you imagine?
00:29:14I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:29:16Looks like we both got stood up.
00:29:18Great. I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:29:21He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:29:23And he's also an idiot.
00:29:25I bet my stepsister's some stuck-up mean girl.
00:29:28Or a hermit. I can't tell which, really.
00:29:30She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:29:33She seems super fun.
00:29:35Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:29:37If you'd rather not go home,
00:29:39you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:29:42You do kind of own me, after all.
00:29:46Fine. One drink.
00:29:51Your usual, Mr. Dumas.
00:29:53Una pina colada para la ley.
00:29:55He remembered my favorite drink.
00:29:59So, is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:30:03Everyone treats you like royalty, and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:30:06Sometimes.
00:30:08It also helps that my mom owns this place, too,
00:30:10so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:30:12When my mom divorced my scumbag father, she won millions in the settlement.
00:30:16She's invested it well.
00:30:18She sounds like a badass.
00:30:20She is.
00:30:21You two would get along.
00:30:23Cheers to new beginnings?
00:30:34Ooh.
00:30:35Cute, no?
00:30:36Cutie. Wow.
00:30:38Looks better on you.
00:30:42Turn around.
00:30:43No.
00:30:46Then look at me lovingly.
00:30:50Nice.
00:30:52That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:30:57Okay, I should go.
00:30:59We've been talking for hours, and it's way past last call.
00:31:02I have work, and you have school.
00:31:04Hannah, don't go.
00:31:07My mom owns the bar. Remember? We can go whenever we want.
00:31:11Dean, I don't know.
00:31:12We have four years of catching up to do.
00:31:16Dean, I can't.
00:31:18Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:31:22They were hell.
00:31:23Heartbreak.
00:31:25I looked at old photos, reliving that moment over and over again.
00:31:29You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:31:31You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:31:34Because all I did was train and study.
00:31:37I worked myself to the bone just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:31:40And how'd that work out for you?
00:31:43It didn't.
00:31:44I never stopped thinking about you.
00:31:52I still love you, Dean DeMond.
00:31:57At least let me drive you home.
00:31:59You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:32:01I want to say yes.
00:32:03But if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:32:07I'll call a car.
00:32:09See you tomorrow.
00:32:20That was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:32:22He never showed.
00:32:30Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:32:34Is that what she told you?
00:32:35She's the one who stood me up.
00:32:38Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:32:40She's up in her room. Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:48Hello?
00:32:54Oh my god.
00:32:56Goddammit, what the hell did I do to you?
00:32:59I'm so sorry. You scared me.
00:33:02Are you okay?
00:33:03Don't come near me. Just give me some space, please.
00:33:10I think my stepbrother hated me.
00:33:18Morning, Lieutenant.
00:33:19Hangover hitting you hard?
00:33:21No, I don't get hangover.
00:33:25Do you have a tissue?
00:33:29Oh my god, what happened?
00:33:31There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:33:37I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:33:42I should see the other guy.
00:33:53Better?
00:33:56Much.
00:34:01Alright, let's get this bandage off. Come with me.
00:34:06I'm not going to be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:34:13It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:34:22Alright, let's get this bandage off. Come with me.
00:34:26Alright.
00:34:32I'm sorry about last night, Hannah. I don't want to push you.
00:34:36I'm sorry, too. I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:34:41You were a victim in all this, too.
00:34:45Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:34:48Depends on the question.
00:34:50Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:34:52It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony and I have to give a whole speech?
00:34:57Dean, I'm cleaning crew. I'm not allowed.
00:35:00Says who? It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:35:04I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:35:11Just think about it.
00:35:17Oh my god, the captain.
00:35:19Come quick, it's Elise.
00:35:21She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:35:28Oh my god.
00:35:44Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything. The captain's definitely going to fire me.
00:35:48No, she's not. I'm shutting this down now.
00:35:53I have an idea.
00:35:56Attention seeking skank much?
00:36:11God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:36:15He's obviously doing charity work. He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:36:22Right? Boo-hoo, Hannah. You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:36:34Actually, that's not true.
00:36:45You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:50You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:53Wait until the captain sees this.
00:36:56Bitch!
00:37:01Oh, you broke my phone!
00:37:03Sorry, we need to broadcast a little something of our own today. Hannah?
00:37:07That video of me was nice, but I think the whole school is really going to love this one.
00:37:23Damn, at least Hannah looked hot. At least she looks like a rotten tomato.
00:37:29Ew, it's so true. And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either. How sad.
00:37:34You two-faced assholes!
00:37:36I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:37:38You're the one who no one wants.
00:37:42Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah? Any other threats they want to make?
00:37:49Good. I'm the top-ranked lieutenant, and next year I'll be senior commander.
00:37:54I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:37:58I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:38:02So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:38:08Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:38:10Yeah, just two quick things.
00:38:24That was so badass.
00:38:26We got her so good.
00:38:28I gotta get back to work.
00:38:37Lieutenant Dumont!
00:38:40My office, now!
00:38:48I saw the video.
00:38:50This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:38:55I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:38:59Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:39:04What are you saying, Captain?
00:39:06Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:39:08No. Lyons is the center of all this drama.
00:39:11You saw what she did in the locker room. She's the one who broadcasts the video.
00:39:15She set Hart up.
00:39:17Do you have proof of this?
00:39:19Damn, I broke her phone.
00:39:21No, but...
00:39:22You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:39:25It's clouding your judgment.
00:39:27If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:39:35Then so be it.
00:39:40Dean, wait.
00:39:43Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:45Miss Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:39:47Though, I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:39:54Dean, think about it.
00:39:56I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander.
00:40:01You're right.
00:40:05But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:40:07And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:40:11That's not what a good commander does.
00:40:13That's not what a good commander does.
00:40:17I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:40:31You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:40:33You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:40:36I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:40:38I'm trying to earn it back. I'm trying so damn hard.
00:40:42I'm trying.
00:40:59God, I've missed this.
00:41:01So have I.
00:41:03Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:05You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:41:08If she sees me there, she's going to freak out.
00:41:10There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:41:12Prove to me that there is.
00:41:20Yes.
00:41:22Yes, I will go to the dance with you.
00:41:31Morning, Dad.
00:41:33Got to run.
00:41:35You're in a good mood.
00:41:37What are you off to, sweetie?
00:41:39I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance.
00:41:40My date, Dean, is a lieutenant,
00:41:42so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:41:44You and Dean are going to the dance together?
00:41:47How exciting!
00:41:49Does Christine know Dean?
00:41:51Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:41:53Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:41:55Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique,
00:41:59but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:42:01Oh, don't worry about that.
00:42:03I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:42:05If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:42:07Oh my God, thank you so much, Christine.
00:42:11I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:19I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:25Sorry, what was that? I had music in.
00:42:28Nothing, dear.
00:42:30Oh, honey, did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:42:33Not yet. I'm going to go after practice.
00:42:39Good, you better,
00:42:41because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:42:46It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:42:49My stepsister?
00:42:51Yes, my stepsister.
00:42:53Oh, I see.
00:42:54Your stepsister has your date.
00:42:56It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:42:58My stepsister?
00:43:00But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:43:04Oops, forgot my bag.
00:43:09Isn't that Dean's ex?
00:43:17Holy shit, dude, that was Hannah.
00:43:20My stepsister?
00:43:22So what?
00:43:24Wait, so she is that Hannah.
00:43:27Dude, I told you, she's my stepsister, Hannah.
00:43:32You're so dense, bro.
00:43:34But isn't that, like, weird?
00:43:38We've never met.
00:43:40It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:43:42Huh?
00:43:44Whatever you say.
00:43:55Can I help you?
00:43:57The shop appointment only.
00:43:59Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:44:01My stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me.
00:44:05I'm sorry.
00:44:07You're too late.
00:44:09Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:44:11Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:44:19I've never looked hotter.
00:44:21I've never looked hotter.
00:44:28I've never looked hotter.
00:44:30Ugh, seriously?
00:44:32She never gives up.
00:44:36Oh my god.
00:44:38What the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:44:41That's my dress you're wearing.
00:44:43Take it off.
00:44:45Please, Hannah.
00:44:46Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:44:52Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance, so none of your pathetic little stunts worked.
00:44:58Shit.
00:45:00All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:08Is there a problem over here?
00:45:10Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:45:15Just get security to get her out of here.
00:45:17I don't feel safe here.
00:45:20I don't feel safe here.
00:45:22She's lying.
00:45:24She's the bully.
00:45:26She spread this horrible video of me all over school, and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:45:31I just wanted to buy a dress, make myself feel pretty for the dance, but here she is harassing me again.
00:45:39How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:45:44You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:45:47She did it to me first.
00:45:49That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first, and now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:45:54I've heard enough.
00:45:56I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment, and now you're causing a major disturbance in the store.
00:46:01Security!
00:46:04You can't just take me away. This isn't fair.
00:46:07Please, you're hurting me.
00:46:15What did you do?
00:46:20What did you do?
00:46:22I didn't mean to. I swear, the guard was hurting me, and I was just trying to get away.
00:46:26Yeah, right, you psycho bitch. You did this on purpose.
00:46:29Oh, I'm the psycho bitch? I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:46:32It is not enough to kick her out. She needs to be arrested.
00:46:35Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:46:37Hey, drop her arms now. You're hurting her.
00:46:40What are you doing? Take her away. She ripped my dress. Isn't that like assault?
00:46:45Assault? What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:46:50Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:46:54Hmm. And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:46:58She has some obsession with her own business.
00:47:01I don't care.
00:47:02Why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:47:05She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:47:10Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:47:13I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:47:18I think it's time someone punished her, escorted her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home.
00:47:25You're fired.
00:47:27You can't do this. We're not at the academy. You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:47:30Actually, this is my family's business. My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:47:46I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:47:51You can pick out any dress at the store at no cost.
00:47:56It would make up for my little edgement.
00:48:01By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too, after you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:48:09Of course. That's why I'm here.
00:48:13Hmm.
00:48:23Hannah's gone too far. I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:48:29Elise, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:48:34Ow! What are you doing? Let me go!
00:48:37Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom. Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:48:43Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault? No?
00:48:47Then you better show up tonight.
00:48:50We're going to finish what we started four years ago.
00:49:00Excuse me, ma'am. Could you help me?
00:49:07The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:49:10Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:16You look so perfect. I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:49:25Dean, are we here?
00:49:29I don't know. But I want to pick up where we left off.
00:49:32I don't know. But I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:49:38You and me. Finally. Tonight. After the dance.
00:49:41This feels just like prom. How can I trust that I'm not going to get hurt again?
00:49:45You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah. I didn't then and I won't now.
00:49:51Nothing will get in the way this time. I promise.
00:49:55Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6. Don't let me down, Dean.
00:50:12Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:20Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:24Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:29Hannah, wait!
00:50:46What do you think?
00:50:48Oh, honey. You look stunning.
00:50:51You would never look more beautiful, sweetie.
00:50:54You would never look more beautiful, sweetie.
00:50:58Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:51:01I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:51:04My date should be here soon, too.
00:51:09There he is!
00:51:13Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:51:17We know that, sweetie. Dean is your stepbrother.
00:51:25Stepbrother?
00:51:28Stepbrother?
00:51:31This can't be happening.
00:51:33Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:36I need some air.
00:51:41No, stop. Talk to me.
00:51:43I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings and we kissed.
00:51:46I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:51:49This doesn't change anything. This doesn't change who we are or how we feel.
00:51:51How can you say that?
00:51:53I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again.
00:51:55I thought I could just...
00:52:05We will be together.
00:52:07I love you, Hannah.
00:52:09And I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:11Still?
00:52:13Even after all these years?
00:52:15I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:52:17I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:52:21Maybe it's stupid,
00:52:23but I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me either.
00:52:27I saw you at the party that night.
00:52:29I was so happy.
00:52:31I thought it was finally going to happen.
00:52:34Dean,
00:52:37ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:52:40That last year of high school was hell without you,
00:52:43and I thought maybe once I went to college,
00:52:44I could finally forget about you, but
00:52:46no matter how many guys I talked to,
00:52:49none of them could compare to you.
00:52:53Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:52:58So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:53:01I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:53:04Oh, God.
00:53:06My dad would freak if he found out, and your mom, and
00:53:09oh, my God, the captain, Elise.
00:53:12Okay, no one can find out we're Seth's siblings.
00:53:15What are we going to do?
00:53:17We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:19We're going to have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:22We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:24We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:26We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:28We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:30We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:31We're going to go to the dance we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:34We're going to keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:53:37Okay?
00:53:58I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:53:59That janitor girl is so lucky.
00:54:01How could she afford a dress like that?
00:54:03She looks like a movie star.
00:54:05Nothing but roomies tonight, okay?
00:54:11Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:15I didn't want Dean to recognize.
00:54:17He was unconscious, you moron.
00:54:19Besides, he's not going to try anything anyway.
00:54:21Not the captains and professors here.
00:54:23So, when are we going to knock him out and set him up again?
00:54:26Will you shut up?
00:54:28Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:54:31I'm going to wait until Hannah's alone.
00:54:34Then we move in with the girl.
00:54:58I'm going to sleep.
00:55:16Not here.
00:55:18It's funny eyes.
00:55:28Dean.
00:55:31Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:55:34Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:55:36Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:55:38Don't worry, Hannah.
00:55:40No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:55:48Don't worry, Hannah.
00:55:50No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:55:52Step-siblings in love?
00:55:53If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:55:56This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:04I'm going to hit the bathroom.
00:56:06Don't move, okay?
00:56:17Nice dress, Hannah.
00:56:19But I still think you look better in it.
00:56:20Nice dress, Hannah.
00:56:22But I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:56:25Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:56:28I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:56:32And you got nothing.
00:56:35Oh, too slow this time.
00:56:38I'm going to have the best night of my life.
00:56:40And you're not going to stop me.
00:56:51Watch me.
00:56:54Change of plans.
00:56:56Follow my lead.
00:56:58It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:11Oh, no.
00:57:13Sorry.
00:57:15Sorry?
00:57:17God, you are such a klutz.
00:57:18Such a klutz.
00:57:20Looking for your friend, Hannah?
00:57:22Or maybe Lieutenant Dumas?
00:57:25Sorry, cleaning girl.
00:57:27But they're not here to save you now.
00:57:37Oh, my God, Scott.
00:57:39I have to help her. I'll be right back.
00:57:44Come on. Let's get you to the bathroom.
00:57:49Come on.
00:58:01God, I can't stand her.
00:58:04How am I supposed to put up with a whole nother year of her bullshit?
00:58:08If you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out,
00:58:12she is going to bully me until I lose my mind.
00:58:15We won't let it get that far.
00:58:16She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:58:19I don't know, Hannah.
00:58:21She is out to get you.
00:58:23And she won't stop until she does.
00:58:47Give this to that guy over there.
00:58:50Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:03A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
00:59:09Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
00:59:12Meet me upstairs in the room.
00:59:14Meet me upstairs in the room.
00:59:16Kiss, Hannah.
00:59:18Dude, you're going to miss the ring ceremony.
00:59:21You're our top-ranking lieutenant.
00:59:23If you don't show up to give your speech,
00:59:25the captain's going to demote you.
00:59:27Don't worry. I'll be back.
00:59:29I can't leave Hannah hanging.
00:59:45Follow him! Quick!
01:00:03Jake, grab him!
01:00:15Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:00:20Come on, get your ass in here.
01:00:26Oh, my God.
01:00:30Looking for Dean?
01:00:32He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36The no, the champagne.
01:00:37You guys better hurry up and bone
01:00:39or the lieutenant's going to miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:00:42What the hell is Elise planning?
01:00:50I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:00:53You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:08Hey!
01:01:27Dean?
01:01:29Dean, what's wrong?
01:01:32Did you drug me?
01:01:34Of course not.
01:01:35Who gave you that champagne?
01:01:38Oh, jeez, you're burning up.
01:01:42You don't have to speak.
01:01:44Just be here with me.
01:01:47Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:01:50You've been drugged.
01:01:52Maybe.
01:01:54God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:01:56You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:01:59We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:02:02Can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:02:03I need you.
01:02:05I love you, Hannah.
01:02:14I love you, too.
01:02:16Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:26I got you now.
01:02:28Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:02:34I love you.
01:02:40You made it just in time.
01:02:42The ceremony's about to start.
01:02:45Did you really wear him out that much?
01:02:48Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:02:52Are you two for real?
01:02:54He was drugged.
01:02:56I think.
01:02:58Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:03:00Some server.
01:03:02I don't know.
01:03:04This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:03:07Everyone, it's time for our ring ceremony.
01:03:10He can't go up there.
01:03:12He doesn't have a choice.
01:03:16Congratulations to all of our Junior Academy students
01:03:20who have worked so hard to get through another challenging year.
01:03:24You have shown incredible discipline,
01:03:27and you should all be very proud.
01:03:29Now, I present to you
01:03:32your class's top-ranking lieutenant,
01:03:35Dean Dumont.
01:03:43You are on thin ice, lieutenant.
01:03:45Any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:03:52To my fellow juniors
01:03:54who have worked so hard,
01:03:57I would like to say that
01:03:59I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:04:01We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:04:10Oh my God, they're related?
01:04:12But not by blood.
01:04:14It's kind of hot, TBH.
01:04:16Wait.
01:04:18I thought we all knew this already.
01:04:30Hannah, I'm so sorry.
01:04:34We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:04:37Please continue your celebrations
01:04:39while we work on our technical difficulties.
01:04:43Come with me.
01:04:45Now, Hart, you too.
01:04:56What were you two thinking?
01:04:57What were you two thinking?
01:04:59Hart, you broke the number one rule.
01:05:02No fraternizing with the students.
01:05:04And Lieutenant Dumont,
01:05:06you've got the whole school in chaos
01:05:08because you insist on dating your stepsister?
01:05:10Have I got all this right?
01:05:12It's not how it sounds.
01:05:14We didn't know our parents were married.
01:05:16Is that so?
01:05:18Then that makes everything so much better.
01:05:20Captain, please.
01:05:22It's not Dean's fault.
01:05:24He was drugged tonight.
01:05:25Who's behind all of this?
01:05:27You just can't keep my name out of your mouth,
01:05:29can you, Hannah?
01:05:31Hey, give that back!
01:05:33Check her phone, Captain.
01:05:35It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:05:40How exactly did you sneak into a hotel
01:05:42to film this, Lyons?
01:05:44I didn't.
01:05:46I don't know how that got there.
01:05:48I was framed.
01:05:50Now I see who's really behind all of this drama.
01:05:52Elise Lyons.
01:05:53You're expelled.
01:05:55What?
01:05:57You're expelled.
01:05:59What?
01:06:01But they're pathological, incestuous liars!
01:06:04Last time I checked,
01:06:06step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:06:08You would know that if you got anything higher
01:06:10than a C in any of your classes.
01:06:12And liars, you say?
01:06:14Tell me,
01:06:16if we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now,
01:06:18would we find drugs in his system?
01:06:21Oh, you spineless little snitch!
01:06:24Don't even think about it.
01:06:34Jake,
01:06:36get the car ready!
01:06:38Now!
01:06:40Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:06:42Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:06:44Lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister?
01:06:47What the hell?
01:06:49It's in the tabloids everywhere.
01:06:51So much bad press for the Academy.
01:06:55Now, Dean,
01:06:57I technically can't expel you for this,
01:06:59but I can assure you,
01:07:01you will not be a senior commander.
01:07:04And as for you, Hart,
01:07:06you're fired!
01:07:09And as for you, Hart,
01:07:10you're fired!
01:07:12No, please don't fire her.
01:07:14Isn't there anything I can do?
01:07:16Go home,
01:07:18both of you,
01:07:20and determine if this
01:07:22is really worth it.
01:07:27What the hell do we do now?
01:07:31We have to do something.
01:07:33Something huge.
01:07:35Something that will rip Dean apart.
01:07:37Something huge.
01:07:39Something that will rip Dean and Hannah
01:07:41into little tiny pieces
01:07:43that they can never put back together again.
01:07:46Well?
01:07:49Do you have any ideas?
01:07:52Of course you don't.
01:07:54Hey, you're the mastermind here.
01:07:56You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:07:58It was your idea to assault them last time,
01:08:00and it was your idea to drug them tonight.
01:08:02Shut up, you idiot!
01:08:04I told you, you can't go around
01:08:05saying things like that.
01:08:07I'm getting out of here. I'm changing my name.
01:08:09I'm fleeing the country.
01:08:11Pull yourself together, you dimwit!
01:08:13If you leave me to finish this job alone,
01:08:15then I will kill you!
01:08:20Look over there.
01:08:25Get in the car.
01:08:27We're gonna run them down.
01:08:29What?
01:08:31You heard me!
01:08:33If we don't do something major,
01:08:35we're gonna get drugged!
01:08:41Do I have to do everything myself?
01:08:45I wonder if our parents heard the news.
01:08:55I guess that answers that.
01:08:57We should get home.
01:08:59We have a lot of explaining to do.
01:09:03You're going down, bitch!
01:09:06Hannah, look out!
01:09:16Dean?
01:09:19Dean!
01:09:35Dean!
01:09:37Thank God you're okay.
01:09:39I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt you.
01:09:41Come here.
01:09:43Holding you is worth the pain.
01:09:47Thank you, Dean.
01:09:49You saved my life.
01:09:52Jumping in front of a car was all I had to do
01:09:54to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:09:58Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:10:00What do you think?
01:10:01I think...
01:10:04it was her, Hannah.
01:10:06Elise.
01:10:08I saw her right before she hit me.
01:10:11She's really gone off the deep end.
01:10:14I'm sorry, Dean.
01:10:16For what?
01:10:18For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:10:23Oh, my poor baby!
01:10:25I'm so glad you're alright!
01:10:28You have some explaining to do.
01:10:32We can't explain.
01:10:34The photos online were a set-up,
01:10:36but Dean and I...
01:10:38We're in love.
01:10:40We have been since we met in high school.
01:10:43We tried not to be.
01:10:45We tried to run away and just forget it,
01:10:47but the universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:10:49I couldn't let her slip through my fingers again.
01:10:53It's true.
01:10:55We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:10:58I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see you again.
01:10:59I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:11:01I never cheated on you, Hannah.
01:11:04But then I bumped into him at the party,
01:11:06and then again at the school,
01:11:08and all the feelings I'd buried for years
01:11:10came flooding back.
01:11:16Are you mad?
01:11:18Are you kidding me?
01:11:20We're furious!
01:11:22Are you mad?
01:11:24Are you kidding me?
01:11:26We're furious!
01:11:30Furious so you didn't tell us sooner!
01:11:32What?
01:11:34We have some news of our own.
01:11:39Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:11:42Why would you do that?
01:11:44Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:11:46I'm gay.
01:11:54This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:11:59That's cool, Mr. H, but
01:12:01are you okay with all this?
01:12:03Oh, yes. I set them up.
01:12:05Armand is my personal stylist.
01:12:11I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:12:15Wait, but
01:12:17this means that
01:12:19you're actually not step-siblings anymore.
01:12:26Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:12:28As for the press,
01:12:30my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:12:33Speaking of my publicist,
01:12:35maybe I'll ask him out.
01:12:37I've always thought he was hot.
01:12:39Ooh, I like that for you, Mama.
01:12:41Now that that's settled,
01:12:43what are we going to do about Elise?
01:12:45I know she was driving the car,
01:12:47but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime.
01:12:58I'm coming, Dean.
01:13:00I have your proof.
01:13:04I have it.
01:13:06I have proof that Elise Lyons is a certified psycho.
01:13:14Oh, my poor son.
01:13:16I can't believe that witch drugged you.
01:13:19It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:13:21Julian, let me go!
01:13:23Shut up!
01:13:24Shut up!
01:13:26Son of a bitch.
01:13:28Now I know for sure.
01:13:30Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:13:35Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:13:41Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:13:43Let's get you a doctor.
01:13:47We might have the proof,
01:13:49but where the hell is the criminal?
01:13:54I can help with that.
01:14:00I can help with that.
01:14:02What the hell are you doing here?
01:14:05Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean.
01:14:07You stay away from my family.
01:14:09No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:14:11I didn't want to do any of that shit,
01:14:13but Elise made me, okay?
01:14:15I was just some stupid teen
01:14:17who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:14:19I didn't know she was going to force me
01:14:21to do all this horrible stuff.
01:14:22She said that if I didn't listen,
01:14:24she was going to kill me.
01:14:26Wah, wah, wah.
01:14:28Am I right?
01:14:30Cut the sad boy crap, Jake,
01:14:32and tell us where Elise is.
01:14:34She's here.
01:14:36In the hospital.
01:14:38And she's out for blood.
01:14:40Oh, God.
01:14:42Hannah.
01:14:49Okay, the doctor's going to be here soon.
01:14:50Close your eyes and lay back.
01:14:58Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:05Hannah, look out!
01:15:13That's for messing with Scott.
01:15:16This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:15:21And that's for messing with me.
01:15:26I'll let you little bitch!
01:15:28Couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:15:30Sorry, Elise.
01:15:32Psycho's finished last.
01:15:34Get this one while you're at it.
01:15:36Come on, I helped you guys out.
01:15:38Hey, no, no, no, no.
01:15:40After multiple counts of assault?
01:15:42Hell no.
01:15:44We're all in prison, asshole.
01:15:46Oh, and one more thing.
01:15:48Ow, my teeth!
01:15:50I need those, you asshole!
01:15:52Come on!
01:15:54That was so badass.
01:15:57Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:16:03Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:06Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:09Came to check on my newest commander.
01:16:11But it looks like you've recovered nicely.
01:16:13And it looks like Hart here,
01:16:15you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:16:18She learned that all on her own.
01:16:21Wait.
01:16:23Did you say commander?
01:16:25I thought you demoted me.
01:16:27I did, but your mother seemed to clear up
01:16:29all the step-sibling debacle and
01:16:31donated two million to the academy.
01:16:35I thought I'd reconsider,
01:16:37if you're still interested.
01:16:39Yes, yes, thank you, Captain, I accept.
01:16:42But what about Hannah?
01:16:44Ah.
01:16:46I thought you'd ask that question.
01:16:48Luckily, we just had a position
01:16:50open up in the records office.
01:16:52I thought you'd appreciate something
01:16:54a little less hands-on.
01:16:57Thank you, Captain.
01:16:59I'd be honored.
01:17:01Great.
01:17:03I'll see you both on Monday.
01:17:09Now there's only one thing left to do.
01:17:15Goodbye.
01:17:27God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:17:29Finally.
01:17:31At least can't ruin it.
01:17:33I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:17:40You know, you called me something
01:17:42back at the hospital.
01:17:44What was it?
01:17:46You noticed that, huh?
01:17:48Did you like it?
01:17:50Loved it.
01:17:52Been waiting for you to call me that
01:17:54for four years now.
01:18:15God, you're so perfect.
01:18:17I'm never letting you go again.
01:18:20Please don't.
01:18:22I promise.
01:18:44I'm sorry.
01:18:46I'm sorry.
01:18:48I'm sorry.
01:18:50I'm sorry.
01:18:52I'm sorry.
01:18:54I'm sorry.
01:18:56I'm sorry.
01:18:58I'm sorry.
01:19:00I'm sorry.
01:19:02I'm sorry.
01:19:04I'm sorry.
01:19:06I'm sorry.
01:19:08I'm sorry.
01:19:10I'm sorry.
01:19:12I'm sorry.