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Nothings Summer Full Movie
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00:00:00I got you crazy. That's funny. You're the one who leads our sex tape. If someone makes
00:00:10you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts. For me and
00:00:16Noah, it's both. You two are hooking up. We're not hooking up. Noah's my boyfriend. To pay
00:00:22off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex best friend and ex boyfriend
00:00:28in their summer home. I need this job. You want your job back? Play along as my girlfriend
00:00:33until the end of the summer. This money will be yours. Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine. No boners, no feelings. I don't want things to get complicated. Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do. No one told you
00:00:50I'm good. Get off of her. Tell him that he's a good kisser. Tell him you love him. I need
00:00:57that money more than I want you. Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend? I'm gonna make your life
00:01:03hell. Leah, stop. Help me. Get off of her. Come on. Jules, I want to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy. I drive you crazy. That's funny. You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts. For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees. Don't tempt her, Emmett. This
00:01:48little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks. The only way for me to pay off my family's
00:01:54medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me just to torture me. Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch. And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex
00:02:18tape for clout. That's not true and you know it. I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has
00:02:24seen your titties. I can't believe I used to be friends with her. I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett? Yeah, she did have a good pussy though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah? What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away she just, she just fell. Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened. Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from
00:03:32the group like Jules, okay? Why do you even care? She released a video of you two having sex
00:03:39and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia, give me your phone. What? Give me your phone. No. It's right here. I got you. Thank you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:10Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that. I know.
00:04:29Uh guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing. All right somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't. Yes, we can. No, we can't. This place is loaded with drugs. Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention? Wake up, slut. Show's over. Mia, if you're not
00:04:49gonna help out then just fuck off, all right? Fine by me. I'll be by the pool. Just call me
00:04:53when the trash is taken out, okay? I'm it. I know you've always had a thing for Jules but
00:05:02she used to be my friend too. You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules, Jules, come on. Shit, shit, shit. What do I do? Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:22You okay?
00:05:25Thank god. All right, um let's get you up. I don't know what the hell happened back there
00:05:32but I need to get back to work. Jules, you're not going anywhere. I'm fine. Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What are you, a stripper? I'm supposed to be your maid. You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing
00:05:59this little dress. What are you trying to do? Trying to stalk my friends? Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy? I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think? I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me? Because I'm the best sex you've ever
00:06:26had and you're a freaky little bitch. And you know what? I didn't do anything to you,
00:06:30so why don't you just admit it? You still want me. Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams. Jules, when you leaked that sex tape... We've been over this a million times. I
00:06:48didn't leak the tape. Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and
00:06:53you almost cost me my friends. I'm sorry for your almost loss. Mia decided that I was officially
00:07:00canceled and got everyone to turn against me and you let her. Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up? We're not hooking up. Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend? It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me. How convenient. Let the girls talk.
00:07:35I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me? Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:05Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine and I'm not giving any of it back. Especially Noah.
00:08:22Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me! Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noey. Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:58I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me and this is my rental too. So what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:09:24I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:48I want you to take this, okay? It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check. Thank god. I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:18What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:24No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:04You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:18What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it? Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you. I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no. No one can make him happier than me. Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:31Okay, enough with this little seduction act of yours and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:12:48She better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what? You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey, you won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:16You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:23You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:26Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:28Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave! Jules!
00:13:33You can't just leave.
00:13:36You fired me. I can't just leave.
00:13:41I'm so sorry.
00:13:43I'm sorry, Jules.
00:13:45I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
00:13:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:23Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:40Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:52What are you doing?
00:15:06Guys!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:14You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:19Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:22Play along.
00:15:24Why would I do that?
00:15:26You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:15:29Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:35Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:41You're crazy.
00:15:43I'm committed.
00:15:44Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:48You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:51I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:56Noah, come out right now.
00:16:01Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:04I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:08Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:16:11Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt. Now. Now. Now.
00:16:24Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:28No.
00:16:30No.
00:16:32No.
00:16:34No.
00:16:36No.
00:16:37Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:54If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:08Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:11You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:13Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:16Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:18Oh, wait.
00:17:20I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:24You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:26Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:28We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:31Yeah. What about it?
00:17:33If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer,
00:17:35you back off the internship.
00:17:37Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:40Internship will be yours.
00:17:42Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:48You're on.
00:17:55We need to talk.
00:18:00Emmett, get out.
00:18:02Emmett, get out.
00:18:08Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:27Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:29Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:32I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:18:34Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:38Done.
00:18:40Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:47Give me that.
00:18:49Not yet.
00:18:55Give me that.
00:18:57Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:38All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:09You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:24No one touches you but me.
00:20:29You don't own me.
00:20:31Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:34While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:48My ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:57Ew.
00:20:59I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Game on.
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:10You want to help?
00:22:12Sure.
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah.
00:22:35Are you thirsty?
00:22:37Jules.
00:22:39Take your shirt off.
00:23:06Let's go.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm O.T. and a kid.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot stop.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18Let me sit first.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip away from me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:09Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:55What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:05Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend?
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:22She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:25And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:32If you know what I mean.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:26:06What are you doing here?
00:26:08Taking a shower.
00:26:12Remember.
00:26:14No don'ts.
00:26:16You wish.
00:26:24Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:27I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:29Meet me at the pool.
00:26:31What's with this guy?
00:26:33One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:35Now that we're in front of all these people he's putting on a show.
00:26:44Don't look now but I'm gonna tell you something.
00:26:47I'm not gonna tell you.
00:26:49I'm not gonna tell you.
00:26:51I'm not gonna tell you.
00:26:53I'm not gonna tell you.
00:26:55I'm not gonna tell you.
00:26:57I'm not gonna tell you.
00:26:59Don't look now but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:26Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's so weird.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:20Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:25That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:27Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:35It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:41What are you talking about?
00:28:43I never said anything about...
00:28:45Save it.
00:28:46Herb's right here.
00:28:49And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:53Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:58I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:03I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:09Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:11Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:16They can?
00:29:18I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:21She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:24Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:29Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:32I mean, would you knock it off?
00:29:34Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:36Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:39She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:42Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:48Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:51You said that about me?
00:29:54I can explain.
00:29:56Save your breath.
00:30:07Mitch!
00:30:09Don't touch me!
00:30:11Get off of me!
00:30:27You are so hot.
00:30:29Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:37Come on.
00:30:41Come on.
00:30:46Come on.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:03Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07Don't come crawling back.
00:31:10Speak of the devil.
00:31:17You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:19Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:22I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:31:28Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:31You're fucked.
00:31:33Emmett, stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what? Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number. I never want to see you again.
00:32:25Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:32:29Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:36Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:39Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:44You're a skank.
00:32:46So get out and don't come back.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help! Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:17You... you saved me.
00:33:19You saved me?
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:47Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:04One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:13Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:15I can explain everything.
00:34:17Good. Explain. Now.
00:34:26Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:28Takes one to know one.
00:34:30Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:39I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:43I never said that, okay?
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:56You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:07Huh?
00:35:12OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:10Is that true?
00:36:14It's true.
00:36:16I liked you.
00:36:19Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:21I mean, really.
00:36:22All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:25So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:28Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:35I guess you can't.
00:36:37There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:46I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:48But it's been a long time.
00:36:49I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:01I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:14Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:20Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:23You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:25When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever glued you.
00:37:43Okay.
00:38:01She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:40Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:15Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:17I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:19But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:39Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Frustration, blind rage.
00:39:43Ridiculous!
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:47sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:02What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:09Do you want to get back together?
00:40:12You said no feelings.
00:40:14Yeah, you're right.
00:40:18So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:20Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:22Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:24Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:33Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:35Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:38Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:40I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:43Mm-hmm.
00:40:45Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:48And the only reason why I know that
00:40:50is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:52that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:54Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:56so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:58Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:00Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:02You should go do that right now.
00:41:03Yes!
00:41:11It's not that easy.
00:41:13Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:15I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:17Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:19I'll lose everything.
00:41:21What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:27Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:30She's about to answer very soon.
00:41:32She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:58The girls go shopping.
00:41:59Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:06to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:08I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:10once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:14is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:30If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:33Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:37Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:42:40I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:48Ah!
00:42:50You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:52Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:54that you gave me.
00:42:56I'm sorry.
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:59that you gave me.
00:43:01No, you didn't, that's impossible.
00:43:03It doesn't fit.
00:43:05Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:07What are you doing?
00:43:09I'm shopping.
00:43:11Do you not remember me?
00:43:13I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:15Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:17She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:19Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:21So your money's no good here.
00:43:23You know what?
00:43:25You're right.
00:43:27I'm going with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:31You're out.
00:43:33Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:35I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:37Trash?
00:43:39That's my girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:47to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:52Has no spending limit.
00:43:54My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try
00:43:58this dress on first.
00:44:00No way, this is mine.
00:44:02Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:04No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:06Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:31I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41Mia.
00:45:55See, told ya.
00:46:03I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:07And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:12Call the police.
00:46:14Don't call the police.
00:46:16This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:27You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:31Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:33It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:34And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:37Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:39Please and thank you.
00:46:41Huh.
00:46:48You have any?
00:46:50No, I've had enough.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules will try to every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:47:02Because after tonight, I've got a little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:14Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:18I dumped her, okay?
00:47:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay, alright.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32You take Jules' panties off.
00:47:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:36and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:40And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:42I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03You should.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:27Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:29Uh, I don't know.
00:48:31Jules.
00:48:33You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:35About what?
00:48:37The music in here?
00:48:39Because I think it sucks.
00:48:41Jules.
00:48:43Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:45For real.
00:48:47No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:51I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:53Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:54Like I care.
00:48:56I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:02We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:04Have fun.
00:49:06Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lock dancing competition.
00:49:16You're crazy.
00:49:18Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:20you can just back out now.
00:49:22You're on.
00:49:30Follow me.
00:49:36Let the show begin.
00:49:47You think you're all that,
00:49:49but you're not.
00:49:51You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club,
00:49:58get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:50:02lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man
00:50:12a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote
00:50:16on who is hotter!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:21Woo!
00:50:23Woo!
00:50:25Woo!
00:50:28Woo!
00:50:30Woo!
00:50:32Woo!
00:50:34Woo!
00:50:36Woo!
00:50:38Woo!
00:50:40Woo!
00:50:42Woo!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:46Woo!
00:50:48Woo!
00:50:49Woo!
00:50:51Woo!
00:50:53Woo!
00:50:55Woo!
00:50:57Woo!
00:50:59Woo!
00:51:01Woo!
00:51:03Woo!
00:51:05Woo!
00:51:07Woo!
00:51:09Woo!
00:51:11Woo!
00:51:13Woo!
00:51:15Woo!
00:51:17Woo!
00:51:19Woo!
00:51:21Woo!
00:51:23Woo!
00:51:25Woo!
00:51:33Top that!
00:51:49Woo!
00:51:51Woo!
00:51:53Woo!
00:51:55Woo!
00:51:57Woo!
00:51:59Woo!
00:52:01Woo!
00:52:03Woo!
00:52:05Woo!
00:52:07Woo!
00:52:09Woo!
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:13Show them all.
00:52:15Woo!
00:52:17Woo!
00:52:19Woo!
00:52:21Woo!
00:52:23Woo!
00:52:25Woo!
00:52:27Woo!
00:52:29Woo!
00:52:31Woo!
00:52:33Woo!
00:52:35Woo!
00:52:37Woo!
00:52:39Woo!
00:52:41Woo!
00:52:43Woo!
00:52:45Woo!
00:52:47Woo!
00:52:49We need the lady killer special, now!
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Visit that.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:13Woo!
00:53:14Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:57A good time?
00:53:59Come on, Jules. Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:10Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up!
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:36I'm gonna go change.
00:54:40Destiny!
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room. Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit!
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:07Both know you want this.
00:55:09Be gentle.
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off.
00:55:15Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh, I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me!
00:55:26This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:29Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:35Jules?
00:55:37Jules, are you in there?
00:55:39Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:44Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:58Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:02What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait! Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:34You look like shit.
00:56:36Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:38All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:41Hey!
00:56:43Keep your hands off my boyfriends.
00:56:49Leah, stop.
00:56:52I'm sorry.
00:56:54I'm sorry.
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:02This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:08Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:12You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:16And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:21Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett.
00:57:27If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:29I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:56Let me help you.
00:58:00Okay.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:22I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really?
00:58:29I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:57Rocky Road.
00:59:00Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:04This is how you repay me?
00:59:06How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:27I gotta show you something.
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:57It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:10Stop breathing.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:28What if somebody sees?
01:00:30Everybody's at the club.
01:00:33I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:58Oh my god.
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:20Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:48Oh, I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:10You're fucking with me.
01:02:12What's the big deal?
01:02:13Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:14And the mess.
01:02:15And you.
01:02:16What about me?
01:02:17She like totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:18But like in a bad way.
01:02:20Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:24I need to get out of here.
01:02:26I'll hide Jules.
01:02:27I'll distract mom.
01:02:31Yo, Jason.
01:02:32I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:33Do not come back.
01:02:34Okay.
01:02:36Yo, Jason.
01:02:37I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:38Do not let my mom know that we're here.
01:02:40Alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:06Boy!
01:03:07Boy!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:14My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:25To propose!
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:36I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:39Oh.
01:03:40She just left.
01:03:44I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:48What is that slut doing here?
01:03:53You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:03:56Get out of this house.
01:03:57Mom.
01:03:58Noah.
01:03:59A little help?
01:04:00No.
01:04:01No.
01:04:03No.
01:04:04No.
01:04:05A little help.
01:04:06Mom.
01:04:07Uh.
01:04:08This is Jules.
01:04:09And she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:25Lisa.
01:04:26My second mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:04Welcome.
01:05:05Welcome.
01:05:09She's better.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:22Jules.
01:05:24What did you do to my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:32Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37No.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow.
01:05:48Alright, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Let's go.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03No fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh wait, no.
01:06:36Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning.
01:06:40Mia, save me.
01:06:42Absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:59Help!
01:07:09Will you save me?
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:58Remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:55Not as your boss.
01:08:57As your boyfriend.
01:08:59Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:03I don't know what to say.
01:09:08Just let me take care of you.
01:09:15And tell me that you love me.
01:09:18I don't think I can say it.
01:09:23Let me take care of you.
01:09:25It's the least you can do.
01:09:28Fine.
01:09:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:33And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:36I know you do.
01:09:42Good morning, everyone.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:57You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:59We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, mom.
01:10:41Bye.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:12Ew, what died in here?
01:11:15My manhood.
01:11:17Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:24I don't like to read.
01:11:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:29They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:34That's cheating.
01:11:36Oh, great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:11:39I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:11:48I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:51I know, I know.
01:11:53But, I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:59What up, lovebirds?
01:12:02Hey man, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:05You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:08Who are you?
01:12:10I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:23Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:27Emma called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:31I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:32The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:36I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:42I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:47Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:51I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:12:55And Emma promised me lots of trouble.
01:12:57I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:13:00And Emma promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:10And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:39That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:25You lied to me.
01:14:27No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:29I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:31I'm sorry.
01:14:36Everybody!
01:14:38Let's get the party started!
01:14:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:58There's something special about you.
01:15:01You're so beautiful.
01:15:04Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:09Noah, tell me.
01:15:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:15That'd be me.
01:15:18You're a lucky man.
01:15:20I know.
01:15:21How long is he going to be here?
01:15:24I'll protect you.
01:15:26Look at here!
01:15:28The happy little couple.
01:15:31From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:40Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:43Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:46Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate you.
01:15:48Yeah, she's finally going to win her bet.
01:15:51What bet?
01:15:54What bet?
01:15:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:03That's not true.
01:16:05Yeah, it is.
01:16:07I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:10so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:12You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:19I don't want to hear it.
01:16:21Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:31I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:33I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:37Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:43Chicks, dude.
01:16:45I don't know.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guests.
01:16:54I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59Bitch.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:06What were you thinking?
01:17:08That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:16You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:22Then make time.
01:17:24There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:26The boys share their toys.
01:17:29And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:33If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:37The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:41Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, perv.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I want to be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:26You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:29For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:31You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:33Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:45If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:49Yes.
01:18:51And it's the only way he'd get in.
01:18:53We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:56My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:18:59Wait.
01:19:01Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:03Damn.
01:19:05You were great.
01:19:07Just one kiss.
01:19:09That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:12Don't play hard to get!
01:19:20Get off of her.
01:19:25Get off of her.
01:19:27Let me have my fun.
01:19:29Then you can take your turn.
01:19:31If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:33No.
01:19:35No.
01:19:37No.
01:19:39No.
01:19:41I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:43You wouldn't dare.
01:19:46You little shit.
01:19:48You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:50Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:19:52because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:54than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:57You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:01You want to mess with me?
01:20:03Yeah, why don't you sue me, and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:05that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:23How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:34I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:36You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:39You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:41so why does it matter?
01:20:44Tell him that he's a good kisser,
01:20:46and you want him right now.
01:20:48Tell him you love him.
01:20:50It matters,
01:20:52because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:04You're fired.
01:21:06Get out of my house.
01:21:22You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:28He never belonged with us,
01:21:30and now,
01:21:31it's your turn to go.
01:21:34I played you,
01:21:36and I won.
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41Oh, honey,
01:21:43this has everything to do with me.
01:21:49I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:52and then,
01:21:54I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:21:56and then,
01:21:58I uploaded it for everyone.
01:21:59I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me,
01:22:09but I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do
01:22:14is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you
01:22:22will never win.
01:22:30Mom,
01:22:32I saved the house.
01:22:35It's too late.
01:22:42Maybe we can call the bank
01:22:44and figure something out.
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us
01:22:48just this morning.
01:22:50That's what happens
01:22:52when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:22:57Oh, God.
01:23:09Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost
01:23:16an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:20to get me that job, so...
01:23:23You need anything?
01:23:27No.
01:23:33I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:38Smile more.
01:23:47This money feels dirty.
01:23:49I never want to see this check again.
01:23:58Miss me?
01:24:03Miss me?
01:24:13Get lost.
01:24:15I deserve that.
01:24:19Look, I wrote us up a new contract,
01:24:21all right?
01:24:23And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:25Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:27Yeah.
01:24:29This morning, I bought it.
01:24:32You bought my house from under us?
01:24:34Look at the name on the title.
01:24:38Oh, my God.
01:24:40You put it under my name.
01:24:43It's yours, Jules.
01:24:45It's all yours.
01:24:47But...
01:24:49I am only giving it to you
01:24:51because I want you to have it.
01:24:52But...
01:24:54I am only giving it to you
01:24:56under one condition.
01:24:58Another condition?
01:25:00What, do you want me to be
01:25:02your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:04Sleep with your boss?
01:25:06Drug your mom?
01:25:08No.
01:25:10But I would like you to meet me
01:25:12at the summer house tonight...
01:25:18...at 8 p.m.
01:25:20And I want you to wear this.
01:25:23Okay.
01:25:34What are you doing here?
01:25:36Noah told me to come.
01:25:38Really?
01:25:40Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:42Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:47He's proposing to you?
01:25:49When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet,
01:25:52but he invited me here
01:25:54to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you
01:25:58would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending the entire summer
01:26:02being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:09Mia! Jules!
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Yes.
01:26:20Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:22Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:34How did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:26:40I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:42You know, the one where you told her
01:26:44that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:46Okay. Fine.
01:26:48I planted the camera,
01:26:50and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:52But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:26:54blow up in all your faces.
01:26:56What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:58Actually, that's my job.
01:27:00Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:27:02for revenge porn.
01:27:04What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:06These are not what they're for.
01:27:08Call my dad!
01:27:10Daddy!
01:27:12Bye, Mia.
01:27:14If you invited me here to watch that,
01:27:16I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here
01:27:33so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:45And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard,
01:27:47and I was so scared,
01:27:49I just left it there.
01:27:52And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:54Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody,
01:28:12I want everyone to know
01:28:13what you are to me.
01:28:43I love you.
01:28:45I love you.
01:29:11Jules,
01:29:13why did you leave me in front of everybody?
01:29:15I didn't.
01:29:17I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:19Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:30Of course I do.
01:29:32Now, let's party.
01:29:43Let's party.