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00:00About a year ago...
00:22At the end of the fierce battle, City Hotel No. 3 was the first to shine.
00:28The Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix.
00:32The only show race of the year will be held in Maruko.
00:39The entry will be the same as last year.
00:41The Pro-Wrestling star will dominate.
00:43He hasn't been exposed to the world yet.
00:45The legend of DIA.
00:47Rokumi.
00:58Technique.
00:59Sense.
01:01He doesn't give up.
01:06He's good.
01:09The 2nd Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix.
01:12Begins now!
01:15The year-end special edition Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix!
01:20Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix
01:25The Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix has begun.
01:28It started last year.
01:30It's held once a year.
01:32The M1 Grand Prix winner will be the narrator.
01:35Before the M1 Grand Prix...
01:36He's warming up his throat.
01:39He's warming up his throat.
01:41He's checking his voice.
01:44The Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix
01:47The Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix
01:51The Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix
01:54The winner is decided by a random judging.
01:57The winner of the 1st Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix
01:59can participate in the 1st Maruko Pro-Wrestling 1 Grand Prix
02:07Honk, the judge.
02:09I'm sure you know.
02:11In this group of people,
02:13Honk is the one who has the most fun in the 2nd tournament.
02:16That's not how you do it.
02:18If that's how you do it, why don't you wear a jacket?
02:20I'm sorry.
02:22Why is this so rough?
02:23I'm sorry.
02:24I'll wear it today and die today.
02:26I'll prepare a jacket for the third time.
02:28I'm looking forward to working with you.
02:30I'm the chief judge, Para-chan.
02:32Chief?
02:34I'm not a part-time job.
02:36I'm not doing this as a part-time job.
02:38That's a great position.
02:39No, no, each of us is in a position of responsibility.
02:41I'm the chief.
02:42You're the chief.
02:43As the chief, I'm worried about the quality of the show.
02:46I'd like to do my best.
02:48Thank you very much.
02:50You're the chief.
02:52I'm Mr. Iguchi.
02:53I'm the host this time, too.
02:55I didn't like it last time, too.
02:58Schedule NG.
02:59That's right.
03:00The four of us had a schedule NG.
03:02It was a gift that I didn't have in mind.
03:04The result is the winner.
03:06In the end, Steel Hotel came out at the top.
03:10There was nothing in particular.
03:12In the end, Mr. Hong Kong said,
03:13The story is the most interesting.
03:15That's why I won.
03:17I really recommend it today.
03:18I'll do my best.
03:19Mr. Sekimachi.
03:21Mr. Sekimachi, you've been very active this year.
03:26Thank you very much.
03:27I'd be relieved if you came.
03:29Thank you for the interesting story.
03:31I was helped by everyone.
03:33No, no, no.
03:35Can I have you stand up?
03:36Yes.
03:37Can I have you stand up?
03:38Can I have you stand up?
03:39Is your back stretched?
03:40No, it's not.
03:41Every time.
03:42It's too high.
03:43Every time I come here, my back doesn't stretch.
03:45It's big, but I'm not a basketball player.
03:48You have to be 150cm tall.
03:50It doesn't stretch.
03:52Please get used to it.
03:54Every time I stand up.
03:55It's funny.
03:57It's funny.
03:58It's not funny.
03:59It's a good step.
04:00It's a good step.
04:01It's a good step.
04:02It's a good step.
04:03I just stood up.
04:04It's good.
04:05I just stood up.
04:06I just stood up.
04:07There's a judge in there.
04:10Judging by everyone's joints,
04:13there's a judge in there.
04:15What's going on?
04:18I didn't do anything.
04:21And Shinichi.
04:22Yes, thank you.
04:23Thank you very much.
04:25You're a big fan of Kansai TV.
04:28You're a big fan of Kansai TV.
04:29You're a big fan of Kansai TV.
04:30Before the show, you said hello to Madoka at the end of the show.
04:35You're a big fan of Kansai TV.
04:36You're a big fan of Kansai TV.
04:37You're a big fan of Kansai TV.
04:38This is an important point for Karate.
04:40For example, what are your special skills?
04:43I don't have any special skills.
04:45I'll do it if you tell me to do it.
04:47I can do Shinken Shirahadori with my eyes covered.
04:50I'll do that.
04:52Before the show, Shina will be called to Shinichi.
04:57I can do Shinken Shirahadori with my eyes covered.
05:01I can do that anytime.
05:04You can do Shinken Shirahadori with your eyes covered?
05:07With your eyes covered?
05:08That's a pretty big challenge.
05:11It's pretty difficult.
05:13I don't have the energy to do it today.
05:15It's like the 6th volume.
05:17That's right.
05:18Are you okay?
05:19It's difficult for me too.
05:21I usually do it with my eyes covered.
05:24I don't know what to do.
05:25If I say okay, please come.
05:27Okay, let's go.
05:29You're too fast!
05:39I didn't do anything unexpected.
05:44I was wondering what would happen in the 6th volume.
05:47I didn't change anything.
05:49Don't do this to me.
05:52This is terrible.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:55How about Iguchi?
05:57Iguchi is...
05:59I'm just trying to make this up.
06:01I didn't say that!
06:03It's your fault!
06:05It's your fault!
06:07It's not your fault!
06:09Why am I the one doing the opposite of you?
06:13How should I say this?
06:15Okay.
06:17Don't say okay.
06:19Say a name of a comedian that's hard to get involved with.
06:21A comedian that's hard to get involved with.
06:23Okay.
06:29Tsutsumishita!
06:31No.
06:33That's not it!
06:35That's not it!
06:37That's not it!
06:39He's running away!
06:41He's running away!
06:43He's running away!
06:45He's running away!
06:47Tsutsumishita hates everyone!
06:49He hates everyone!
06:51A comedian that's hard to get involved with.
06:53Let's go.
06:55This is a one-time thing.
06:57He's doing an opening saying,
06:59I'll do it with a stick.
07:01He's doing it with a stick.
07:03What is he doing?
07:05Gallop's Mori.
07:07That's not it.
07:09What do you mean?
07:11That's not it!
07:13What's your name?
07:15I don't know.
07:17I don't know.
07:19I don't know.
07:21I said it because I didn't want to.
07:23You came out because you thought
07:25something was up, right?
07:27Why are you so slow?
07:31What is this?
07:35The great wave of this year!
07:37Shampoo is the most impressive!
07:39Hong Kong is great!
07:41Hong Kong is great!
07:43This week's special!
07:45The Aoyama Special with Higashi-do and Sakagami!
07:49How much do you lose in total?
07:51I can buy a house in Tokyo.
07:53I can buy a house in Tokyo.
07:54I can buy a house in Tokyo.
07:57I'm 51 years old.
08:00Maruko's Paralympic Grand Prix
08:08I still have the reputation of college manzai.
08:10What does Sekimachi, who has a bad eye, recommend?
08:16It's Minmaru Hoshi.
08:18He's the one.
08:22He's way above.
08:24They're a duo called Dog's Heart.
08:26He knows Dog's Heart.
08:27He advanced to the finals of King of Contour in 2014.
08:30That's right.
08:31He won against Love Letters, who won last time, in an overwhelming match.
08:35Chidori-san is starting to notice it.
08:39However!
08:41He's always alone.
08:43Minmaru Hoshi?
08:44He's separated from his partner.
08:46He's separated from his wife.
08:48He's separated from the writer he worked with for many years.
08:52He's becoming more and more alone.
08:54He's really alone.
08:55The duo is disbanded.
08:57Divorce.
08:58He's with his friends.
08:59He's like a daughter-in-law.
09:00There's no sign of the glory of his youth.
09:03Now, he's an old-fashioned comedian.
09:07I want you to see his humanity.
09:09Humanity.
09:11There's nothing to protect anymore!
09:15The king of rice, Minmaru Hoshi!
09:21Yes, yes, yes.
09:22I've said it many times.
09:24I'll explain it again.
09:26If you buy the latest smartphone from that manufacturer,
09:29it's because there's deep-fried tofu in the box.
09:32Deep-fried tofu.
09:33The one you eat.
09:34If you think you'll get a smartphone,
09:35it's because there's deep-fried tofu in the box.
09:37What should I do?
09:40It's not like it's not charged enough.
09:42It's deep-fried tofu.
09:45What should I do if I charge it with deep-fried tofu?
09:48Where should I charge it?
09:51The small hole at the bottom is like a bubble.
09:53It's not this, is it?
09:55It's not, is it?
09:56What should I do?
09:58It's not a food sample.
10:00I have it in my hand.
10:01I have oil on my hand.
10:03If it's a food sample,
10:05you can see it if you hold it in your hand.
10:06You can see it.
10:07The recent food samples are good,
10:09so you can see that it doesn't look like it,
10:11but if you hold it in your hand,
10:12it's a food sample.
10:13Even if it's a food sample, it's no good!
10:17Even if there's deep-fried tofu in the box,
10:19I was on the phone.
10:23What should I do?
10:25It's not a long press.
10:28What happens if you press the deep-fried tofu for a long time?
10:30What should I do?
10:31I'll press it for a long time.
10:32Where should I press it?
10:35I don't know the side of the deep-fried tofu.
10:38I've never thought about the side of the deep-fried tofu.
10:42If it's a smartphone,
10:44I'll press it for a long time.
10:45It's no good.
10:48I'm doing it.
10:50I'm pressing it for a long time.
10:51There's a lot of oil coming out.
10:53Is this right?
10:58Excuse me.
10:59There's a mark on your face.
11:05Mr. Sekimachi,
11:06do you know about this show?
11:09It's a completed product.
11:11If you do this,
11:12you'll be in trouble.
11:15He's a veteran.
11:16He's too strong.
11:17He's your senior, right?
11:18He's my senior.
11:19Really?
11:20My juniors and seniors teased me.
11:22At the end of the live,
11:23it's definitely over with Mr. Oshimi.
11:25It's always exciting.
11:26Even if you're teased,
11:27you're Yoshi's apprentice.
11:28The more you tease me,
11:29the more interesting it gets.
11:31I can't do anything about it.
11:33Can I say something?
11:35I can't do that.
11:38Mr. Oshimi.
11:39Leave it to me.
11:41Leave it to me.
11:44Is it okay to tease you?
11:46I can't do that.
11:47No, it's not like that.
11:48Mr. Oshimi,
11:49even if you raise the hurdle this much,
11:51you'll get over it.
11:52No, it's not like that.
11:53Mr. Sekimachi.
11:55Mr. Iguchi is here.
11:57Mr. Iguchi may be earning money
11:59at Iguchin Land.
12:02Well, that's...
12:04This is...
12:06This is really...
12:07It's an X-file in Tokyo.
12:11Even in editing,
12:12the X-file music is playing.
12:15This is not an exaggeration.
12:16No one could be teased.
12:18Actually, Iguchin Land,
12:20Seiya,
12:22it was a hot topic once.
12:24That kind of incident.
12:26Actually, more than 10 years ago,
12:29the original
12:30private sensitive image
12:32was leaked.
12:33What?
12:35Private?
12:36This is the first time I say this to myself.
12:37I see.
12:38I've heard about it for a while.
12:40Iguchin Land.
12:42But that's the only thing
12:44I can't say.
12:46At that time, SNS hadn't developed yet.
12:48How many years ago was it?
12:50I think it was more than 10 years ago.
12:54Well,
12:55I don't want you to say this.
12:57I didn't want to say this either.
12:59But...
13:00Why not?
13:02Wait a minute.
13:03I've already written it in the meeting.
13:05The original private video was leaked.
13:07So,
13:08I really don't like this.
13:10It's so embarrassing.
13:11No, I don't like it.
13:12But for me,
13:13Iguchin Land and Seiya Land
13:14were sold with this.
13:17They were sold with this.
13:18That's right.
13:20If you don't like it,
13:21I'll cut it later.
13:22I'll cut it later.
13:23Let me read the script.
13:24Okay.
13:25It's a story of a time
13:27when SNS
13:29hadn't developed yet.
13:33With that tone?
13:36It's a video of him doing that
13:37on the TV.
13:40He's on the TV.
13:41He's on the TV.
13:43Wait a minute.
13:45No, I don't like it.
13:46I don't like it.
13:47I really don't like it.
13:48Mr. Oshimi, let's go.
13:49Why?
13:51Why are you doing this?
13:52I don't know.
13:53This is the first time.
13:54Wait a minute.
13:55We are
13:56a little erotic.
13:57Tokyo Zero Third.
14:01Tokyo Zero Third.
14:02That's a good one.
14:03It's a good one.
14:04It's a joke.
14:05It's a joke.
14:06You're so bad.
14:07It's a joke.
14:08It's a joke.
14:09It's a joke.
14:10It's not true.
14:11With that tone?
14:12He's on the TV.
14:13He's on the TV.
14:14He's on the TV.
14:16He's on the TV.
14:17He's on the TV.
14:18He's on the TV.
14:19Is that all you had?
14:20He was glued.
14:23It is true, but
14:27Mr. Oshimi
14:28will never
14:29fulfill
14:31this promise.
14:33It's been
14:342024.
14:35In December
14:36Finally.
14:37Finally
14:38this program
14:39on Kansai Television
14:40on Sunday
14:41at the late
14:43at all
14:44will come to light.
14:46That's good, that's good.
14:48You can't do that.
14:50It's too yellow.
14:52Now, Eguchi Land, are you ready?
14:54No, but...
14:56Is it bad to be teased?
14:58No.
15:02By the way, in the video,
15:04he teased me a lot.
15:08He's a traitor.
15:10He's a traitor.
15:12You three are funny.
15:14I don't want to be teased.
15:16I don't want to be teased.
15:22Mr. Hongo.
15:24Mr. Hongo, thank you.
15:28What does Gallop Mori recommend?
15:34I would like to recommend with confidence.
15:36My Sweet Memories.
15:38Do you know it?
15:40Oh, I see.
15:42If you recognize a character,
15:44you don't know what to be afraid of.
15:46If you live up to your reputation,
15:50you'll be cute.
15:52This is the mysterious part.
15:54He's a cute junior.
15:58I'm just worried about one thing.
16:00Will he get angry?
16:02Will he get angry?
16:04I don't know.
16:06I think Hongo will get angry.
16:08I think Hongo will get angry.
16:10If Hongo gets angry,
16:12he'll freeze.
16:14He'll freeze.
16:16He'll freeze.
16:18He'll freeze.
16:20Will he get angry?
16:22Or will he freeze?
16:24He's enjoying it.
16:26Gallop Mori is very good.
16:28My Sweet Memories.
16:30Hello.
16:32Please watch My Sweet Memories.
16:34Please.
18:28What about the lunch break?
18:30I think he'll laugh a lot.
18:32He'll be like, what's with these people?
18:34Yamawang Grand Prix?
18:36I think he'll be the one to do everything he can to sell his store.
18:41He'll do everything he can.
18:44No matter what they say.
18:46That's great.
18:48Let me in!
18:50What's your hobby?
18:52Cooking!
18:54What kind of cooking?
18:56Octopus!
18:58What?
19:00Octopus?
19:02What?
19:04What?
19:06His ears are shaking.
19:08What?
19:10What?
19:12What?
19:14Can I do a self-introduction gag?
19:16Really?
19:18Can you do it?
19:20It's longer than I thought.
19:22This self-introduction.
19:24It's 6 minutes.
19:26No!
19:28Please!
19:30I don't want to!
19:32I don't want to!
19:34I don't want to!
19:36I don't want to!
19:38It's 6 minutes!
19:40I don't want to!
19:42I don't want to!
19:44Fukuda!
19:46Fukuda!
19:48Let's go home together.
19:50We can go home together!
19:53Don't forget the pattern!
19:55Don't forget the pattern!
19:57I'm Fukuda!
19:59I don't remember the gestures.
20:01You don't remember the pattern?
20:03I don't care.
20:05There you go.
20:19That's enough.
20:21I'm going home!
20:24Thank you very much!
20:26I'm going home!
20:32Who is it?
20:33I'm going!
20:34Who is it?
20:37The comedian who is hated by everyone.
20:38The comedian who is sent home.
20:39Shinichi recommends...
20:43Tokyo Cool.
20:45Tokyo Cool?
20:46Is he an old man?
20:47I don't know.
20:48I don't know his name.
20:49He is said to be older than Hand Hitchman.
20:54He is a veteran.
20:56I'm not popular.
20:57I'm not popular.
20:58You have been a comedian for 48 years.
21:01You are not popular.
21:02You are not popular.
21:03You have a similar amount of views as Shampoo Hat.
21:06You have a similar amount of views as Shampoo Hat.
21:07You are not popular.
21:08He is not popular.
21:11Hong Kong is the favorite type.
21:17You don't like smart comedians, do you?
21:20No, I don't.
21:21You're more like a student comedian.
21:23You're just going the opposite way.
21:25What's wrong with having a good sense of humor?
21:29I'll show you the power of a middle-aged man!
21:32I don't know if it's difficult or not, but I'm sure it's difficult.
21:35Here we go!
21:37Let's go!
21:39It's Tokyo Ghoul!
21:40Thank you, thank you, thank you!
21:42I'm sweating when I'm on the internet in a place like this.
21:45What are you doing with a towel and clothes?
21:48This is a benza cover.
21:50What?
21:51It's a benza cover!
21:52It's a nice grab, right?
21:53I saw it before I put it on!
21:55What are you doing?
21:57It's a nice grab, right?
21:58He's weird!
21:59What's with you all of a sudden?
22:00You're just going to hit me, right?
22:01I'm going to hit you!
22:02It's a high-gore!
22:03What's this distance?
22:04What?
22:05The distance between the legs is...
22:08I'm doing it.
22:09If it were a messer, it would be...
22:11I guess I wanted to go to the bathroom with my juniors.
22:14That's true.
22:15It's nice because it's not falling.
22:16Hey, where are you going today?
22:18Where are you going?
22:19There's no cigarette lighter.
22:20There's a lighter.
22:22No, no, no.
22:23There's no smartphone charger.
22:24There's a charger.
22:25It's a light bulb.
22:26My teeth hurt.
22:27There are teeth.
22:28I don't need that!
22:29I don't need it!
22:30I'm sorry.
22:31I'll steam it!
22:32I don't need that!
22:33Please go away.
22:34What are you doing?
22:35What is this?
22:36I'm doing it!
22:39This size...
22:41I'm looking for it.
22:42What?
22:43It's small.
22:44I'm looking for it.
22:45What?
22:46I'm looking for it.
22:47What are you doing?
22:48One-sided.
22:49Two-sided.
22:50We are like this.
22:51You're not good at it.
22:52I'm not good at it.
22:53I'm not good at it.
22:54I'm not good at it.
22:55I'm not good at it.
22:56Why?
22:57Please.
22:58No.
22:59I'm close to him, so my mouth smells.
23:01What?
23:02What are you doing on TV?
23:03Your mouth smells.
23:04Don't say that.
23:05I have a bad breath.
23:06I'm going to eat soap.
23:07Hey!
23:08Why are you going straight?
23:09Eat it.
23:10You're going to eat it.
23:11It's soap.
23:12Hey!
23:13Damn it.
23:14Damn it.
23:15What?
23:16I'm him.
23:17He's me.
23:18He's this.
23:19You don't know?
23:20You switched.
23:21You switched.
23:22You're a liar.
23:23You're a liar.
23:24You're a liar.
23:25You're a liar.
23:26I want to sell.
23:27I want to sell.
23:28I want to sell.
23:29Thank you very much.
23:30Thank you very much.
23:33Say yes, say no.
23:34Say yes, say no.
23:35Say yes, say no.
23:36Say yes, say no.
23:37I'm not good at it.
23:38I'm not good at it.
23:39This is a new technique.
23:40This is too funny.
23:42Hurry up and say yes.
23:44Hurry up and say yes.
23:45I really want to sell.
23:47How was it?
23:48It's been a long time since I've seen him.
23:51Do you remember?
23:52Do you remember?
23:53Did we meet in Osaka?
23:56What?
23:57And I invited Yoshimoto.
24:00What?
24:01What?
24:02What?
24:03Yes.
24:04Um...
24:05Takatsuki.
24:06I forgot the previous combination.
24:07I said, my name is.
24:08That's right, my Name is.
24:10Not that, not that.
24:12Have you forgotten?!
24:14My name is!
24:16My name is!
24:17My name is!
24:18My name, my name!
24:21My name is!
24:23That's right!
24:29About 30 years ago.
24:33Isn't it LAC?
24:34No.
24:35I auditioned as an amateur, and there was a show called Wachacha Jr.
24:40And if you lined up the tickets, you could be an amateur.
24:44At the time, Koi-chan was from Takatsuki,
24:48and a friend of mine was from Takatsuki,
24:50and he said there was a guy who started laughing,
24:52and he asked me to introduce him.
24:54So instead of NSC, I taught him how to get the amateur ticket.
24:58And then, the two of you passed.
25:02So strictly speaking, he's a bit of a senpai.
25:05He's a bit of a senpai.
25:07The only shampoo hat I have right now is this My Name Is.
25:10That's right!
25:12Eguchi-kun, you shouldn't have said that.
25:16It doesn't fit the purpose of this competition.
25:18It doesn't?
25:19You're disqualified.
25:20Disqualified?
25:21You're a VIP, aren't you?
25:22I see, I see.
25:23That's so mean.
25:24If that's the case, judge Honko, please say it first.
25:27I'm really angry.
25:29What?
25:30Please stop.
25:31You have to say it first.
25:33Honko-san, please.
25:35Honko-san, please.
25:38I'm begging you!
25:40I'm begging you!
25:41I'm begging you!
25:42I'm begging you!
25:43I'm begging you!
25:44I can't stop my heart!
25:45I'll do it!
25:46I can't stop my heart!
25:47What are you doing?
25:49I want you to judge me, Honko-san!
25:52Honko-san, I've been longing for you for so long!
25:54You do it!
25:56You do it!
25:57You do it!
25:58Honko-san!
26:00Oh, cup-a-dumpling!
26:02Cup-a-dumpling!
26:08Is that it?
26:10That is!
26:12If that's the case, you should be more formal!
26:14You should do it!
26:16If you do that, then we'll end up getting weird.
26:19Stop that!
26:21We will end up getting weird.
26:24What are you really doing?
26:25I'm really angry.
26:26Oh
26:56It's a very important game.
26:58And...
26:59We need your help.
27:01No way!
27:02We need your help.
27:12I've been thinking about this for a long time.
27:17We recommend you to try Donut Peanuts.
27:21We recommend you to try Donut Peanuts.
27:24Kung Fu Kung Fu.
27:26This is the best.
27:34In a big crowd,
27:36in a big crowd,
27:39everyone is like...
27:41Everyone is like...
27:42This guy is funny.
27:44That's Kung Fu Kung Fu.
27:46Especially Chen.
27:48Girls are not so funny.
27:50But the entertainers are so funny.
27:53The latest home run is amazing.
27:56But we believe that you will do a home run.
27:59We recommend you to do it.
28:01Will he be able to do it?
28:03The biggest home run.
28:06Donut Peanuts is the best.
28:08Kung Fu Kung Fu.
28:11Oh, it's Machi Chou.
28:12Nice.
28:13Sorry.
28:14It's okay.
28:15Ichimune.
28:16Sit where it's open.
28:17Okay.
28:20Sorry.
28:29Sorry.
28:30We have been here for a long time.
28:32We have been here for a long time.
28:33Sorry.
28:36What do you want to order?
28:38I want fried rice and...
28:40Fried rice and...
28:41Ramen.
28:42Ramen.
28:44Ramen.
28:45Do you want to go?
28:46I'm hungry.
28:48Fried rice and ramen.
28:49Wait a minute.
28:51I'll make it.
28:53He is a good cook.
28:55He has a good taste.
28:58I'll bring fried rice.
28:59Okay.
29:02Sorry.
29:03Sorry to keep you waiting.
29:04It's half fried rice.
29:08Next is ramen.
29:09Let's go.
29:10Okay.
29:11Ramen.
29:12Concentrate.
29:13Okay.
29:15Taisho.
29:16Sorry.
29:17Taisho.
29:18Go.
29:19Taisho.
29:20Don't touch the noodles.
29:21I'll help you.
29:22I'll help you.
29:23It's dangerous.
29:24It's okay.
29:25Let's go.
29:26Ready.
29:30Enjoy.
29:33Let's eat.
29:37It's good.
29:38Taisho, it's really good.
29:39Our restaurant is good, right?
29:40Yes.
29:41My father trained in the main battle of China.
29:45He reproduced the taste of the battle.
29:47So, we want the audience's attention.
29:55I slipped.
29:56Yes.
29:59He is really good at it.
30:02I thought everyone would be serious.
30:04But everyone was serious.
30:07I'm not serious.
30:08I'm not serious.
30:09I'm not serious.
30:10I like Chen.
30:11I like Chen.
30:12I like Chen.
30:13I like Chen.
30:14I like Chen.
30:15I like Chen.
30:17It's a joke.
30:20We were really serious.
30:24I think they are comparing the taste with Fukuda's.
30:26Fukuda's is worse.
30:29Fukuda's is in way more serious.
30:32Let's go back.
30:33Because Tokyo Cool's is better.
30:37Because Tokyo Cool's is like a headlines.
30:40I can't eat something that's so well-prepared.
30:44We haven't decided yet.
30:46This is the Marco Polo League!
30:48We knew about it last time,
30:50so we thought this was the perfect time to do it.
30:54If it was that expensive...
30:56If that was allowed, we wouldn't have invited you.
30:59Why not?
31:00But it's Kansai, so we do this every week.
31:05So if you have any special skills,
31:07or any good episodes,
31:09we'd love to hear them.
31:11We lost!
31:13It was a close call.
31:15Don't look so sad!
31:20He's been trying to get it back.
31:23I'm a big fan of the Marco Polo League.
31:25Of course!
31:26You brought a lot of new and weird stuff.
31:30It's just funny.
31:32You don't know anything about Akihiko's phone.
31:35That's right.
31:36You don't know anything about Akihiko's phone.
31:38He's a top batter.
31:41You wanted to invite him last time, right?
31:43That's right.
31:44That's not true!
31:45Ouch, ouch, ouch!
31:46Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
31:47This is...
31:48This is what Westland recommends.
31:55I was going to introduce him last year,
31:57but I couldn't because of my schedule.
32:00I think it was Nekonisuzu.
32:03I don't think he's here anymore.
32:07He's here!
32:09He's here!
32:10I'm sleepy.
32:13Can you do this?
32:15This is unfair.
32:16Of course I can!
32:17He's still a baby.
32:19Can you do this?
32:21The 41-year-old baby has come to the studio.
32:26He's joined the Marco Polo League.
32:30I've been doing this for over 20 years.
32:32In the first place, at Keijitsu University in Osaka,
32:35I used to admire Milk Boy.
32:38Now, I've become a fan of Milk Boy.
32:42He's the worst.
32:44Iguchi's worst is...
32:46His best compliment.
32:49What kind of story will he show with the best rapper in the world?
32:55Westland's Iguchi recommends...
32:57Nekonisuzu!
33:02Hello, hello!
33:04Are you Lumando?
33:06What kind of color are you using?
33:08It's good.
33:09It's good, isn't it?
33:10I'm Nekonisuzu from Yamagentate.
33:14New Year's is good, isn't it?
33:16New Year's is good, isn't it?
33:17We all get together and eat.
33:19It's fun.
33:20It's fun, isn't it?
33:21I went home this year and ate with everyone.
33:23I've been singing all the time.
33:25You're singing?
33:27Why?
33:29New Year's, New Year's.
33:32How much will I get this year?
33:36New Year's, New Year's.
33:39I wonder if I'll buy what I like.
33:42You're disgusting.
33:44You're disgusting, aren't you?
33:45In front of all your relatives.
33:47It's too disgusting.
33:48You're the one who's going to open it.
33:50It's pathetic.
33:51It's not me.
33:52It's Mei.
33:53Mei?
33:54Mei was singing and it was cute.
33:56Oh, really?
33:57I thought Mei was disgusting.
33:59No.
34:00Mei was singing.
34:01I was imitating what I was singing last year.
34:03You were singing last year.
34:05You were singing New Year's last year.
34:07Mei was singing New Year's.
34:09The continuation is cute.
34:10Mei's continuation is cute.
34:12New Year's, New Year's.
34:15How much will I get this year?
34:18He's a big, disgusting old man.
34:20New Year's, New Year's.
34:22I wonder if I'll buy what I like.
34:25I wonder if I'll pay the rent.
34:28It's you.
34:29I wonder if I'll pay the rent.
34:31Pay the rent.
34:33Shut up.
34:34It's me this year.
34:35It's you this year.
34:36It's like you're not singing this year.
34:38Then, Mei or me.
34:39Let's do a quiz to see who sang.
34:41It's easy.
34:42If it's a problem like this.
34:43Here we go.
34:44New Year's, New Year's.
34:47It's fine here.
34:49It's fine from the beginning.
34:51I don't like it.
34:52I don't know the cute part.
34:54I wonder if I'll buy what I like.
34:57I wonder if I'll buy a chocolate crepe.
35:00It's really easy.
35:01It's a chocolate crepe.
35:02It's Mei.
35:03It's me.
35:04It's you.
35:05Don't eat sweets.
35:07You can't eat sweets if you don't pay the rent.
35:10It's you.
35:11It's all about you.
35:13I want to hear the cute part of Mei.
35:15The small Mei.
35:16Mei is not small.
35:17Mei is 23 years old.
35:18Is Mei 23 years old?
35:20Is there such a low rent?
35:22That's a good question.
35:23Is it a good question?
35:24Because Mei is 52 years old.
35:27Mei is older than you.
35:32This is not fair.
35:34I don't know.
35:35I'm sorry.
35:42It's a baby.
35:43It's too much like a baby.
35:49Call me Kung Fu Kung Fu.
35:53Kung Fu Kung Fu.
35:54It was very easy.
35:56I didn't think it would be this easy.
35:59I was shaking when I saw Kung Fu Kung Fu.
36:02Babies are getting better little by little.
36:05Babies are getting better little by little.
36:07M-1 was in the top class in the semi-finals.
36:11Why did M-1 fall?
36:13To be honest, if you count from the top, M-1 is in the top 3.
36:17Did you really think M-1 would go to the semi-finals?
36:19M-1 went home in a hurry.
36:21Did you really think so?
36:23Before the announcement of the results, we were shooting a radio show.
36:25I was sure that M-1 would go to the semi-finals.
36:27I wanted to hear that.
36:29I thought M-1 would go to the semi-finals.
36:31Babies are happy to protect their characters, right?
36:35I was really happy.
36:43Were you really happy?
36:44I was happy.
36:46You were so excited.
36:48That's right.
36:50Babies are not afraid.
36:52You wanted to call M-1 last time, right?
36:54That's right.
36:56We didn't have a schedule at that time.
36:58But M-1 went to the semi-finals.
37:00And M-1 went to the semi-finals without me.
37:03M-1 was in the top class in the semi-finals.
37:07M-1 was happy, too.
37:09M-1 was funny.
37:11M-1 was happy, too.
37:12M-1 was happy, too.
37:14M-1 was happy, too.
37:19That's too much.
37:21If M-1 becomes the champion, will you give him a New Year's gift or a Christmas present?
37:25Yeah!
37:34M-1 is not nervous at all.
37:39M-1 is not nervous at all.
37:42M-1 is not nervous at all.
37:45Unfortunately, M-1 lost.
37:48But there was an answer.
37:50Please look forward to the results.
37:52Thank you very much.
37:54Thank you very much.
37:56The story of all five teams is over.
37:58But!
38:00Actually, this time...
38:03No one voted for me.
38:06But I was asked to participate in an emergency.
38:08Love Compromise One Grand Prix!
38:11I want to participate!
38:13Only one team is participating.
38:17Next, please look at this person.
38:21No one voted for me.
38:23I volunteered to participate.
38:25Everyone voted for me.
38:27Love Compromise One Grand Prix!
38:29I volunteered to participate.
38:31Isn't it great?
38:33It's the best!
38:35It's the best!
38:37It's interesting!
38:39They have been in the final for two consecutive years.
38:43They are going to win.
38:45The result is unpredictable.
38:47They are all handsome.
38:49The number of views on YouTube is three-digit.
38:54And M-1 Grand Prix is three rounds behind.
38:57The cry of the soul was revealed unexpectedly.
39:02The M-1 Grand Prix is over.
39:06Please hold a new show race.
39:09I want to win.
39:12Fugu's real ability!
39:14The title of Higan!
39:16Self-entry!
39:18Self-entry!
39:20Self-entry!
39:22Is it a murder case in Osaka Wonderland?
39:25I'm a child, too.
39:26I'll definitely catch the culprit.
39:28There are too many people.
39:30Everyone, please move.
39:32I don't want to show it to the children.
39:34Please move.
39:35I can't move at all.
39:37It's show time!
39:40Don't start a parade at this time.
39:44It's Wonder-kun.
39:45I'm sorry.
39:46There are too many people.
39:48What?
39:49It's a hidden dance.
39:51Don't be surprised.
39:53I'm the only one who is surprised.
39:55What kind of song are you singing?
39:57Hello!
39:59Welcome to Osaka Wonderland!
40:01I'm Wonder-kun!
40:03It's very popular.
40:05Thank you all for coming today.
40:07I'm going to start the show in front of the castle.
40:12Let's go to the castle together!
40:15Please follow me.
40:17I can't follow you at all.
40:20Why don't you move?
40:23Are you looking at this person?
40:24Don't pick it up.
40:26This person is just taking a nap here.
40:28He's taking a nap.
40:29He's just taking a nap.
40:31Let's take a nap together.
40:33Good night.
40:35Don't do that.
40:39The person who is taking a nap here is big and soft.
40:42Do you know who is taking a nap?
40:45The person who was killed is a wooden doll.
40:47What is a wooden doll?
40:48That's right.
40:49What is a wooden doll?
40:50There are many things.
40:51Can I see it?
40:52Do you want to see it?
40:53It's not good.
40:56Wondako-chan!
40:57Wondako-chan?
40:58Wondako-chan is Wonda-kun's girlfriend.
41:01The person who is taking a nap here is Wondako-chan.
41:05It's not good.
41:06This is awkward.
41:07Wake up!
41:08I can't watch this.
41:09You can't sleep here.
41:14Nakanishi-san!
41:16He's saying the name of the person inside.
41:18Nakanishi-san!
41:20He's saying the name of the person inside.
41:21Wonda-kun?
41:22Wonda-kun!
41:23Wonda-kun?
41:24Senpai!
41:25Don't call me senpai!
41:26Wonda-kun!
41:27You are very old.
41:29Why are you saying this?
41:31Wonda-kun!
41:33What is your dream?
41:35What is your setting?
41:37I'm Wonda-kun!
41:38Don't hide it!
41:39It's not good.
41:40It's not good.
41:41It's not good.
41:42It's not good.
41:46I'm Nakamura-kun from Osaka.
41:49Thank you for hiding me.
41:55It was fun, wasn't it?
41:58It was a serious content.
42:01It was a serious content.
42:03What time is it now?
42:06Wonda-kun.
42:07You are happy, aren't you?
42:08I'm happy.
42:09It was a serious content.
42:12I was able to express my feelings.
42:18But this content is not suitable for me.
42:22It's too serious.
42:24It's funny, but the result will be the same.
42:28It was very funny, but I won't give you the winner.
42:31I don't like this result.
42:34This is a serious content.
42:36I'm sorry.
42:39This is a serious content.
42:41I'm a serious content, but I'm afraid that the judges will be angry.
42:45I'm a serious content, but I'm afraid that the judges will be angry.
42:49What is this?
42:51The results are in!
42:55Judges, please vote for the one you think will win!
43:02Judges, please raise your bids!
43:08Next week!
43:11Next week, we'll have a Q&A special with Higashino and Sakagami!
43:16How much do you lose in total?
43:18I can buy a house in Tokyo.
43:20I can buy a house in Tokyo.
43:23I'm 51 years old.
43:26If he wins, he'll have the right to appear as the main guest.
43:32Will he?
43:34Here it is!
43:39Tokyo Cool!
43:43The champion is Tokyo Cool!
43:48Thank you!
43:51He did it!
43:53The champion, Tokyo Cool, will receive this prize!
43:56Thank you!
43:58Congratulations!
44:01I did it!
44:03I wanted it!
44:05I really did it.
44:06I was so happy.
44:07Let's hear from the judge, Hongo.
44:10I had a hard time choosing.
44:13I thought I'd have to deal with him.
44:18What about you, Para-chan?
44:20I thought I'd have to deal with him.
44:25You like this character, don't you?
44:27Para-chan has a strong scent.
44:29He has a strong scent.
44:31He's very popular on the radio.
44:34He's a great guest.
44:35I'll do my best.
44:38I don't want Osaka to end with that.
44:42I'm still a beginner.
44:46You're still a beginner.
44:50I'm not good at cat-and-mouse, and I'm not good at looking at people's faces.
44:55I'm not good at looking at people's neighbors.
44:58I'm not good at looking at people's neighbors.
45:01I love talking to people, but I can't do this.
45:08I raised my hand and ran, but no one touched me.
45:15Let's do it again.
45:17I can't do this.
45:26Wink?
45:27That's not a wink.
45:31I'm just copying the editor.
45:33I'm just copying the editor.