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00:00It was one of those surreal moments in life.
00:03With perfect clarity, you see what a failure you are,
00:07but no-one else can see it.
00:09Davidson Publishing!
00:13Great. Best new magazine, best new publisher, and we're skint.
00:16What more could we dream of?
00:18Maybe we could do the lottery. Oh, brilliant.
00:24You said you needed financing for seven days,
00:28terms of which expired exactly ten minutes ago.
00:31I mean, you don't know what hope really is until you've lost it.
00:35Then finding it again is your only desire.
00:40Why don't we call his mum and tell her we kidnapped him?
00:43Mrs Davidson would demand proof.
00:45Well, maybe we could buy an ear.
00:47No, no, I'm not selling double glazing. I am the kidnapper.
00:50Twit. No, stop, no, don't hang up.
00:53It's a funny weather system you have here.
00:55Oh, that's just the eye of the storm, love, directly above us.
00:58It's you. Hi.
01:00You're the one. I don't really know what you're talking about.
01:03Her father told her on his deathbed
01:05there will be a tall bloke who will come wearing a crown.
01:09And you're him, wearing a crown and all.
01:12Rubbish. A load of bollocks.
01:15Better watch that, bro. Fuel for a harrier.
01:18Fuel for a harrier.
01:24She's a virgin, you know.
01:26For God's sake.
01:29Look at me. What do you see?
01:31A man in his underwear.
01:33What you really want are directions.
01:36No, what I want is some petrol and some tea.
01:40Just what do you think you're doing?
01:42Falling in love, I expect.
01:44Charles, pull yourself together.
01:46What did you say? Take off your clothes.
01:48Right. Take off your clothes. Certainly.
01:50Before you came, everything was just perfect between Gracie and me.
01:53Who's Grace? My girlfriend.
01:55No, it's not! Tramp!
01:57Charles, who are these people?
02:00When that man with the female pitbulls find you,
02:02nothing's going to save you, lover boy.
02:05He picked your flower!
02:11Your kneecaps may be at risk
02:13if you fail to keep up repayments on a dodgily secured loan.