Comedy, Animation for Grown-ups, Spoofs and Satire - In the animated world of Mr. Wong, it's irreverent camp all the way | dG1fVzJpcDBRckY0U3c
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00:00In a world without strife, in a land that knows no boundaries, on a tractor with no
00:13suspension, people will learn the difference between right, holy fucking crap, and wrong.
00:30If you ever manage to pull your head out of your fucking ass, scrape together $8.50, and
00:33get your sad, stupid, and unloved body to a movie, this one is it.
00:39Ms. Pam, Mr. Wong, in the most important movie in the universe, ever.
00:50Comets are destroying mankind. The only way to repopulate there is by a congressman breeding with debutantes.
00:56That's why we built this special breeding boat gutter.
01:00Me and this lotus flower are going to make some pretty babies.
01:04We're going to need a bigger boat.
01:06God damn it! I'm two days from retirement!
01:11Eat lead, you pierced organ poopy pantses.
01:14Move it, move it, move it!
01:16You will laugh. You will cry.
01:19You don't know what to do, but I'm assuming you will want to tear your teeth out!
01:24Will you tell NASA they've never seen a star like me before?
01:29Nothing in a rule book says a raccoon can't play highlight.
01:34This is injustice.
01:39I'm afraid it is.
01:41Just us.
01:43Don't you get it?
01:45Comets can think!
01:52Crab Attack! Coming soon to a theater near you.
01:58It's afraid.
02:00Oh shit, my head is on fire!
02:02This time, fear has no blister.