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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together. If
00:00:35we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now? See, that's the problem. I don't want
00:00:39to marry you. Ever. What? The truth is, I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter,
00:00:47Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now. Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not
00:00:57offering this cheating asshole. Leslie! I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring
00:01:12anything to the table. I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David. Yeah, whatever.
00:01:18Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:42Miss Madison? You going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie! Leslie! Who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you,
00:02:22and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped. David.
00:02:27Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same
00:02:48day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car. Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot
00:03:00disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is. The person's already refused the
00:03:03donation. There's nothing else I can do. You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:10Uh, correct. Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate. My
00:03:19brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please, save my brother. Leslie Madison,
00:03:33the donor. Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie,
00:03:45I need your help. I need you to save my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called,
00:03:59he said it was gonna be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the
00:04:04donor's list if you're not gonna donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see
00:04:10needles, I'm going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else? No,
00:04:19you're the only one. My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying
00:04:31here at death's door. Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:36Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I
00:04:43forget? Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:49Marriage? What did you just say? Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry
00:05:04me, and I'll make the donation. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation. You can help me get a
00:05:14green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother. Then we divorce, get separated,
00:05:20go our separate ways, win-win. Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams
00:05:26family? Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green card? Yes. Why else would I
00:05:37marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able
00:05:43to have your brother. What do you say? Okay, deal. Sorry. We just need to do a blood test to confirm,
00:06:08and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm? Hey, are you okay? Yeah. You can use this one.
00:06:39Come on, Leslie. You got to pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:52Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. I'm... Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:07I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see
00:07:17one, I squirm like a little girl. This one time, I was in like this huge meeting, and this spider
00:07:23like came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran
00:07:28out the door, and I peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right? I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:40I love you, Mom.
00:07:55Eunice? So this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:02I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:10Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9 a.m. City Hall. I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:27Good night. Good night, Simon.
00:08:33You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way to save James. So the money's not enough.
00:08:42She wants to be part of the Williams family. Simon, she's a gold digger. I don't think she
00:08:48knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country. Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure
00:08:57James recovers. Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity. You cannot let the
00:09:05public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:16Simon!
00:09:32Here is your breakfast, Uncle Timothy.
00:09:38Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:09:40Hi, Leigh. What's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:44She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways? You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing
00:09:51and feeding you for free. Tabby! Where is she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's
00:09:56homeless. Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to. I'll find a place to stay.
00:10:06Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent as soon as I get a job.
00:10:18Oh, crap! I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:22Wait, no breakfast? Important, my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:10:30This is not funny.
00:10:35Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:45Thank you. I mean it. You're welcome.
00:10:50If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something. Actually, there is something else.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01I made a checklist. I need to take a look.
00:11:06Number one, open a joint bank account. Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:12Number three, go on dates and post on social media. What's all this for? A marriage certificate
00:11:19is not enough. I need this to look realistic. We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage
00:11:25to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:28Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:35That's not enough. What?
00:11:38That's not enough. What?
00:11:52Move in? Together? Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together? Yes. If you want to make this look believable,
00:12:06we're going to have to move in together. That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:23Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now. That gives me time to prep
00:12:27and we can move in together after the wedding. Sound good?
00:12:32Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:38I just feel bad making you do all of this work. Don't worry about it. I just need you to stay
00:12:44healthy. A brother's life depends on it. Thank you. Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it? I don't have a lot of money right now,
00:12:57so if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:13:02Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:04No, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:08I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job. Okay, deal.
00:13:12Okay, let's do this.
00:13:26Good morning, Mr. Williams. You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:35Then you have a lunch with the executive team. Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting
00:13:39with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:45Real Short, the media streaming platform? Yes, it's really popular right now,
00:13:48and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing. Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood, and then I need a new car.
00:14:03Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:10Okay. Anything else? Actually, yes. Hold on a minute.
00:14:27Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that? It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:37I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty. Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:14:45I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group. What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raves.
00:14:51Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:53I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:14:58Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:07Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:10Hi, Simon.
00:15:13Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:17You haven't called or emailed me in a while.
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh, got something else to do.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:54Mia, go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:13Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:14Yes?
00:16:16I need to tell you something.
00:16:17Oh, what?
00:16:19I got married this morning.
00:16:20That's nice, dear.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:26I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:28She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:30It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:38Um, I actually met this guy a while back,
00:16:40and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:16:43Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:46Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:48Already?
00:16:49Well, what's his name?
00:16:51How old is he?
00:16:52What's he do for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner?
00:16:56I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost, Paddy.
00:17:03This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:15Hmm?
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What? We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:30She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:45I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:01Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:08No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:15Okay.
00:18:17Don't worry. I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:23Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:28You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:30so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:33and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:35Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:39Pay for everything?
00:18:40Yeah, I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:42I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46No need. I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:52so there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:53No, no, no, really. It's no problem at all.
00:18:55No, it's okay. I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:59I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good night.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:12I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:29Who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:38Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:44Great, then let's get started.
00:20:06Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:15How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:27I love it.
00:20:29How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry.
00:20:44Your husband already paid.
00:20:46Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order.
00:20:56Paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:05Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:21:08The shoes are in her size.
00:21:36How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:22:00Glad you like them.
00:22:02Simon.
00:22:06How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:09Um, yeah.
00:22:11This is Simon.
00:22:12What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:35Yes, Mr. Williams.
00:22:36We're all done here.
00:22:38Shall we?
00:22:57Wait.
00:22:58What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:00I'm not that rich.
00:23:01The car's just a rental.
00:23:08Wait.
00:23:10What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:13I'm not that rich.
00:23:14The car's just a rental.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:45Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55As a married couple.
00:24:01I know it's not that much but it's our new home.
00:24:13This is where I'll be living.
00:24:16As a married couple.
00:24:23I know it's not that much but it's our new home.
00:24:26Wait.
00:24:27Not that much?
00:24:29What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it. I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:43I don't know if I can afford half. It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent.
00:24:49Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:52Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:57I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:03Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:14Right here is perfect.
00:25:18Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:34Um...
00:25:37What do you even do for a living?
00:25:42Um...
00:25:45I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:56As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:01We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:16Good program.
00:26:19You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:24What's his name?
00:26:26Simon Williams.
00:26:30Simon Williams?
00:26:31As in billionaire?
00:26:33CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:37As in billionaire?
00:26:39CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:42Of course not.
00:26:44Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:46Are you sure?
00:26:48Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:50There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:53I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:57He's just a regular software engineer.
00:26:59I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:05Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:27:07That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:11Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:15Major eye candy.
00:27:17You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:19The wedding!
00:27:21Should we cheer?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:28That's a good one.
00:27:30That is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:40You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
00:27:44But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:48Is that clear?
00:27:51But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:57Just give me a second.
00:28:05Hi.
00:28:07You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to know.
00:28:11Let's cut the crap.
00:28:13I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:15And when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:20you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:22Immediately.
00:28:24That was the agreement.
00:28:26Of course.
00:28:28If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:30we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:32But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:40That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:48I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:50So yes,
00:28:52I may be a poor, working-class immigrant,
00:28:54but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:56I am not a gold digger.
00:28:58I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:02Grandma,
00:29:04could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:06She's very hard to find.
00:29:08Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:10Simon!
00:29:12It's okay. I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:26Let's go.
00:29:32Thank you. Right there.
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:42Please. Perfect.
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:48Perfect.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:54Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Thank you. Right there.
00:29:58Okay.
00:30:00I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:02Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:04And it looks like you love me.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:08Now, how about a kiss for the camera?
00:30:10Huh?
00:30:14I mean, he's right.
00:30:16How's a wedding photo
00:30:18going to be complete without a kiss?
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:43Ugh.
00:30:45Man, I am so tired.
00:30:47Who would have thought
00:30:49even a small wedding
00:30:51would be so much work?
00:30:53Did you get enough photos?
00:30:55Oh, yeah.
00:30:57Theresa took some,
00:30:59and your photographer
00:31:01was fantastic.
00:31:03He made us look super legit.
00:31:05Whoa, just legit?
00:31:07We look cute in these.
00:31:09Okay. Cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother
00:31:13told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:16Why is that?
00:31:18Yeah, it's because
00:31:20we're just
00:31:22a private family.
00:31:24Hey, listen, I completely understand
00:31:26that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make
00:31:30a new Instagram and call it
00:31:32Lesley and Simon, and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:34Don't worry, I'll make it private.
00:31:36Um, but it's
00:31:38for the immigration officer.
00:31:40Oh, that sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:46Let's see.
00:31:54Dr. Walker?
00:31:56Hey, slow down.
00:31:58Is everything okay?
00:32:01Hey, slow down.
00:32:03Is everything okay?
00:32:05Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent's come up.
00:32:13We need to go into surgery right now. Follow me.
00:32:15Please, keep going, Dr. Camp.
00:32:17Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic,
00:32:23but since this was sold last second,
00:32:25my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:27Miss Madison,
00:32:29please lay down on your side
00:32:31and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:39You're so brave.
00:32:41Thank you so much.
00:32:55You feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in?
00:32:57Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:05Here we go.
00:33:15Here we go.
00:33:17I have to pull through
00:33:19for Simon.
00:33:28I am so sorry.
00:33:45Leslie?
00:33:47Leslie!
00:33:57Hey.
00:34:01You're awake.
00:34:05How do you feel?
00:34:11My back kind of hurts,
00:34:14but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:18What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:22But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:30Is everything okay?
00:34:32The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:34has a success.
00:34:38Okay.
00:34:40It's...
00:34:44all...
00:34:46thanks to you.
00:34:52All...
00:34:54thanks to you.
00:34:56Okay.
00:35:12I'm...
00:35:14hungry.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:18I didn't think of that.
00:35:20Do you want something to eat?
00:35:22Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:25No, I think you need something
00:35:27more nutritional than that.
00:35:29Just lay down.
00:35:31I'll be right back.
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:39Ted.
00:35:41I need to make some reservations
00:35:43at Epic.
00:35:49Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right.
00:35:53Okay.
00:36:19I'm so full.
00:36:22This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:24You should try my cooking.
00:36:26I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:28You don't seem like the type.
00:36:30Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:32Wife.
00:36:36You know, it's so strange.
00:36:38There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:40I thought this place was famous
00:36:42and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:44Well, just so happens
00:36:46I'm a friend of the chef
00:36:48and he owed me a favor.
00:36:50Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:52Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:54That is still
00:36:56so strange to hear.
00:36:58Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier
00:37:02that you happen to have
00:37:04the same name as this billionaire
00:37:06CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:10Just so we're all on the same page.
00:37:12That isn't you, is it?
00:37:16Well, Leslie at.
00:37:19Yeah, there's literally two people
00:37:21sitting right there.
00:37:23Yeah, private dining my ass.
00:37:27Wait.
00:37:29Leslie?
00:37:35Wait. Leslie?
00:37:39Wow.
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:43Looks like you
00:37:45snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:47I knew you were after my money.
00:37:49I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams,
00:37:51for the disturbance.
00:37:53Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:55Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me, Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:59She clearly
00:38:01cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:03Who are you
00:38:05to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:09Simon, let's go.
00:38:11I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:13She's a skank.
00:38:16I'm trying to use you.
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22I'm going to sue you.
00:38:24Baby, are you okay?
00:38:26No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:28Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I want to hear them again.
00:38:42Thank you for
00:38:44what you did back there.
00:38:46But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:48Violence is not the answer.
00:38:50Well,
00:38:52of course it's not the answer,
00:38:54but it is the solution.
00:38:58You want to talk about it?
00:39:00What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:06He was my boyfriend
00:39:08of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me
00:39:15and marry me.
00:39:17Instead, he dumped me
00:39:19and got somebody better,
00:39:21like Sarah.
00:39:23He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:25I just never want to be
00:39:27in that situation again.
00:39:29Begging someone to help me,
00:39:31feeling so powerless.
00:39:33I want my fate
00:39:35to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:43James plays piano.
00:39:49I felt so powerless
00:39:51when he got sick.
00:39:53I couldn't do anything.
00:39:55When the doctor showed me
00:39:57his photo,
00:39:59I had hope again.
00:40:13James plays piano.
00:40:15James plays piano.
00:40:41I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:46Morning.
00:40:48Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:50Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus, it gives me a chance
00:40:58to show off my cooking skills.
00:41:00Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:02Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:06Oh, you're right.
00:41:08Oh, you have something right here.
00:41:10It's like I'm walking
00:41:12to the finish line, finish line.
00:41:14I need some faith
00:41:16to take me home.
00:41:18No matter what it takes,
00:41:20you gotta know, gotta know
00:41:22how life goes all around.
00:41:26Take it slow.
00:41:28This is the moment of truth.
00:41:30I try yours
00:41:32and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:36Here we go.
00:41:40Music
00:41:50How is it?
00:41:54Oh, come on.
00:41:56I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:42:00It's actually really good.
00:42:10Oh, wow.
00:42:14Was it good?
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:28Yummy.
00:42:30That's weird.
00:42:36What?
00:42:40I got a meeting.
00:42:42I gotta go to the office.
00:42:44Do you have any plans?
00:42:46It's already Monday?
00:42:48I have an interview.
00:42:50I gotta go.
00:42:54Darling, you're back.
00:42:56How wonderful.
00:42:58You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:00No, sweetheart.
00:43:02You're a doll.
00:43:04Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:06I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:09So nice to see you.
00:43:11By the way, Francesca,
00:43:13I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:15They're great for your health.
00:43:17Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:19But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:21You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:25I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:29Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:31We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon
00:43:35except you?
00:43:39But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:43He says no.
00:43:45Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:47Preoccupied?
00:43:49With what?
00:43:53Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:55If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:57Mia, he...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:03But you have to promise me
00:44:05you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:15Just my luck.
00:44:20Sarah, meet Leslie, my...
00:44:22my loser, actually.
00:44:26Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:28This is a professional setting.
00:44:30You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:37When I saw your resume,
00:44:39I almost laughed.
00:44:41I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:46So, Miss Madison,
00:44:48tell me why you got fired
00:44:50from your last job.
00:44:54Miss Madison,
00:44:56tell me why you got fired
00:44:58from your last job.
00:45:00I was laid off
00:45:02because the company decided to outsource
00:45:04the whole department.
00:45:07I wasn't fired.
00:45:09I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems
00:45:13on others. They never take responsibility
00:45:15for themselves.
00:45:17There's actually a word for that.
00:45:19It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:25Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:27You're very professional.
00:45:30The boss should be proud.
00:45:37Hey, it's me.
00:45:39So, there's this girl
00:45:41named Leslie Madison.
00:45:43Get the word out
00:45:45to all our HR friends.
00:45:47She slept with her boss
00:45:49at her previous job
00:45:51and that's why she got fired.
00:45:58What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:00I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:02I'm glad you had him.
00:46:04Dinner is ready.
00:46:06I can't tell you how strange it is
00:46:08to come to a warm house
00:46:10and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:12You're incredible.
00:46:14Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:35Usually darkness.
00:46:39Well, you have me now
00:46:41and this is the least I could do
00:46:43to repay you.
00:46:45Oh, and I'm going to
00:46:47pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:49How's it going, by the way?
00:46:51The job interview?
00:46:53Don't remind me. It was the worst.
00:46:55But it's okay.
00:46:57I have a bunch of other
00:46:59interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:47:01No, I love a good story.
00:47:04Okay, so
00:47:06remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:08Shut up.
00:47:10She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:12I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:26Hi.
00:47:28I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:30Let me check.
00:47:34Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:36Your interview has been canceled.
00:47:38What? Why?
00:47:40Um,
00:47:42that I do not know.
00:47:52Hi.
00:47:54This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:56I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:47:59Canceled.
00:48:01Right.
00:48:03Got it.
00:48:05Thanks.
00:48:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:15Slow down there, Bestie.
00:48:17What is going on?
00:48:19Something terrible is happening.
00:48:28So you're telling me that
00:48:30all your interview was canceled on you?
00:48:32Yup.
00:48:34And they were all like,
00:48:36you're not a suitable candidate anymore,
00:48:38or some bullshit like,
00:48:40this position has already been filled.
00:48:42That is very weird.
00:48:44Right? It's like somebody's
00:48:46trying to sabotage me.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine
00:48:50who's a headhunter. I'm going to text her
00:48:52and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:55Oh my lord.
00:48:57What?
00:48:59Okay, enough of that.
00:49:01I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:03Look,
00:49:05there's a private Discord chat
00:49:07where all the HRs in the city post their
00:49:09shady candidates.
00:49:11And, um, you're on there.
00:49:15What?
00:49:19What the actual fuck?
00:49:21I can't believe this.
00:49:23Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:25You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:28Here you go.
00:49:35I hate this.
00:49:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:41Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:43We are going to put you down,
00:49:45and we are going to call your husband
00:49:47to come pick you up.
00:49:49I think you texted me his number.
00:49:51He's not even my husband.
00:49:53He's fake.
00:49:56Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:00You look pretty real to me.
00:50:02Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:04That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:09That boy.
00:50:12These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:17Ted, call your husband.
00:50:19Ted, call a meeting
00:50:21with the data team right now.
00:50:23Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie?
00:50:30I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:35Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:37Cancel it, Ted.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:46Oh, hey.
00:50:49Hey.
00:50:51Thank you for calling.
00:50:53Is everything okay?
00:50:55It's barely six.
00:50:57Why is she like this?
00:50:59Hey, come on.
00:51:01We got to go.
00:51:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:05Can you help me, please?
00:51:07Yes.
00:51:09One, two, three.
00:51:11Come on, let's go.
00:51:13Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:15I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:17Hey, all right.
00:51:19Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:21All right, watch your head there.
00:51:23Careful.
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:33Well, Tracy, you need a ride?
00:51:35Oh, no, I'll just walk.
00:51:37I'm too close.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:41Well, can you let me know
00:51:43what's going on?
00:51:45Uh...
00:51:47There's a rumor
00:51:49going around about Leslie
00:51:51that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:53A rumor?
00:51:55What did it say?
00:52:01Hey, Ted.
00:52:03I'm going to send you a screenshot.
00:52:05Show it to our HR
00:52:07and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:15Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Simon.
00:52:37Yes?
00:52:39Let's drink some wine.
00:52:41How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:43No, I want wine.
00:52:45No, no wine.
00:52:47Please?
00:52:49No!
00:52:51How about we make omelets?
00:52:53I tell you what,
00:52:55how about a cooking competition?
00:52:57Okay, all right.
00:52:59Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:01I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:03I think you drank all of it.
00:53:05Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:13Um...
00:53:15Put this on.
00:53:37Put this on.
00:53:39Don't tell anyone.
00:53:42Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:49I don't want to be here.
00:54:05No touch.
00:54:11Um...
00:54:15Leslie?
00:54:19Hey, wake up.
00:54:41Hey, wake up.
00:55:11Simon?
00:55:13Hmm?
00:55:15You're naked.
00:55:23Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:29What did I do?
00:55:31Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:35Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:37Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:51Hey, why don't you tell me
00:55:53you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:55How did you know about that?
00:55:57Teresa told me.
00:56:01Oh, um...
00:56:03I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:05I'll figure it out.
00:56:07Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:11I'm your husband.
00:56:13Fake husband.
00:56:19Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:23What do you mean?
00:56:25I've fallen for you.
00:56:29Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:31Of course I do.
00:56:33But what are you saying?
00:56:35That we just not get divorced
00:56:37when our agreement is up?
00:56:39No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:47Okay.
00:56:59So you're saying that the rumor came
00:57:01from someone from social media.
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:05Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:07I'm still looking into it.
00:57:09Sarah.
00:57:11Instead he talked to me
00:57:13and got somebody better.
00:57:15Sarah.
00:57:17I know exactly who that is.
00:57:19Looks like I'm going to pay a visit
00:57:21to Central Media.
00:57:23Oh, and Ted.
00:57:25I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:27I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:29Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:31Cancel them.
00:57:35What am I, a detective now?
00:57:41Everyone, look busy!
00:57:43We've got an important guest coming. Chop, chop!
00:57:47What's up with her?
00:57:49I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:51Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:53Right now.
00:57:55Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:57:57That's a huge potential client.
00:58:05Mr. Williams,
00:58:07what brings you in today?
00:58:09Two things.
00:58:11First, Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:13I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:15And the second thing?
00:58:17I need you to fire someone.
00:58:25Mr. Williams,
00:58:27I apologize
00:58:29for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:31That employee will be dealt with
00:58:33promptly.
00:58:35I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:41Hi,
00:58:43Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:47Thank you so much.
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:53I got hired.
00:58:55I got hired!
00:58:59Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:01Come in.
00:59:03Sarah,
00:59:05you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:07Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:09Then I just have to say,
00:59:11I am disappointed in you.
00:59:15I am disappointed in you.
00:59:17And I'm disappointed in myself
00:59:19for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:23Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:25I don't understand.
00:59:27I don't understand.
00:59:29I don't understand.
00:59:31Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:33I will not tolerate
00:59:35slandering in this company!
00:59:37Spreading false rumors about other
00:59:39women so they can't get hired?
00:59:41I...
00:59:43Sarah! Pack your shit up!
00:59:45You're fired!
00:59:47Fiona, please, give me another chance!
00:59:49I'll do better, I promise!
00:59:51I can't lose my job!
00:59:53Even if I wanted to give you a second chance,
00:59:55I can't.
00:59:57Why?
00:59:59You pissed off the most powerful man
01:00:01in this city.
01:00:03Who?
01:00:05You don't know.
01:00:07CEO of T6.
01:00:09Simon Williams.
01:00:11That woman that you slandered?
01:00:13That was his wife.
01:00:15You should just be lucky
01:00:17they are not pressing charges.
01:00:29I am breaking up with you.
01:00:31What? What do you mean, baby?
01:00:33Why? I got fired.
01:00:35Wait, wait, I did too.
01:00:37And it was for no reason.
01:00:39No reason? Of course
01:00:41there's a reason, you dumbass!
01:00:43She's married to T6 Group's
01:00:45CEO, Simon Williams.
01:00:47That's something you should have told me about!
01:00:49Wait, that's impossible!
01:00:51Sarah!
01:00:53Sarah, wait! What are you doing?
01:00:55Really?
01:00:57Fuck you, David!
01:00:59You ruined my life.
01:01:01I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:03Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:01:15This looks great. What's the occasion?
01:01:17So, remember that Sarah girl
01:01:19who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:21Yes, I recall.
01:01:23So, the company, Century Media,
01:01:25they actually hired me.
01:01:27And then when I asked about Sarah,
01:01:29they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:31Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me
01:01:33back to interview me again.
01:01:35It's like, bam! Suddenly, my life
01:01:37is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:39So, tonight,
01:01:41dinner is on me.
01:01:43I'm really happy for you.
01:01:47I have a new job,
01:01:49filed for a green card,
01:01:51life is just so, so good.
01:01:55I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:59Leslie,
01:02:01I think we should take our relationship
01:02:03public. What do you mean?
01:02:05Everyone around me knows about us,
01:02:07and your family knows about us.
01:02:09The thing is,
01:02:11we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:13It's this whole family thing...
01:02:15Simon!
01:02:17So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:19Simon?
01:02:21Who's this?
01:02:23I'm Mia White, his fiance.
01:02:25She's not my fiance.
01:02:27It's just a family thing.
01:02:29Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:31I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:33But you have to admit, I'm the only one
01:02:35your family or the press would approve.
01:02:37We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:41Not this immigrant trash
01:02:43or this racist,
01:02:45racist,
01:02:47not this immigrant trash
01:02:49you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:51Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch.
01:02:57White,
01:02:59you told her?
01:03:01No, I have no...
01:03:03Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:05I'm warning you.
01:03:07No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:11I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:17Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:19What's going on?
01:03:21What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:25You still don't know?
01:03:27Simon Williams,
01:03:29the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:31is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:33Multi-billionaire.
01:03:35Richest man in the world.
01:03:37Generational wealth.
01:03:39Should I go on?
01:03:41Is that all true?
01:03:43It's still me.
01:03:45Nothing's changed.
01:03:47I was going to tell you today.
01:03:49Everything has changed.
01:03:51You lied to me.
01:03:53Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:57You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:03:59You're not one of us.
01:04:03What do you bring to the table?
01:04:05Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:07I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:09Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:04:11Leslie, please stop.
01:04:13Look what you did.
01:04:15Simon, wait.
01:04:17Leslie!
01:04:25You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:27You don't really bring anything
01:04:29to the table.
01:04:31Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:33Let me explain.
01:04:35Explain what, Simon?
01:04:37Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:39Why you married me? None of that matters.
01:04:41If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:43I'm not upset.
01:04:45I'm hurt.
01:04:47How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you
01:04:51just to shatter my dream.
01:04:53When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:55I really thought about it.
01:04:57I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:59Why not?
01:05:01I mean...
01:05:03Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:05Look at me.
01:05:07I love you.
01:05:09Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:11Did you even live there before?
01:05:13Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:15I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:17Because deep down in your heart,
01:05:19you believe what Mia said.
01:05:21We aren't from the same world.
01:05:23A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:25Don't follow me.
01:05:27Please.
01:05:37Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:43What?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser.
01:05:55Here. Have some tea.
01:05:59It's just a breakup.
01:06:01It's not that big a deal.
01:06:03Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:07You could say that again.
01:06:09So what's your next step?
01:06:11I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:13I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:15Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:19My American dream is dead holy.
01:06:21That's a crock of bull.
01:06:25Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:27Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:29And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:31But he's not that special.
01:06:33He's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:35You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:37Four billion.
01:06:39Get over it.
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you
01:06:43from living your dream.
01:06:53If you decide to go public with this,
01:06:55I will kill myself.
01:07:03You have a phone call.
01:07:05Yes, I was recording.
01:07:07Hello!
01:07:09And thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:11I have called this press conference
01:07:13because I would like the general public
01:07:15and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:17Number one.
01:07:19T6 will not be completing
01:07:21the merger with the White group
01:07:23for the foreseeable future.
01:07:25What about your engagement
01:07:27with Mia White?
01:07:29I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:31And that leads me to the second thing
01:07:33I would like to let the public know.
01:07:35I, Simon Williams, am proudly married
01:07:37to a foreign national.
01:07:39Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts
01:07:41with the government involving
01:07:43national security.
01:07:45But rest assured, she is a normal civilian.
01:07:47In fact,
01:07:49I think people like her
01:07:51is what makes America a special place.
01:07:53And I love her very much.
01:07:55Leslie,
01:07:57if you're watching,
01:07:59this one is for you.
01:08:03No further questions.
01:08:05I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her
01:08:11is what makes America a special place.
01:08:13I love her very much.
01:08:15Leslie, if you're watching,
01:08:17this one is for you.
01:08:19How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:21Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:23Great.
01:08:25I'd like to report a case
01:08:27for green card fraud.
01:08:29In fact,
01:08:31I think people like her
01:08:33is what makes America a special place.
01:08:35I love her very much.
01:08:37Leslie, if you're watching,
01:08:39this one is for you.
01:08:43I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:45Holy shit!
01:08:47I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:49Holy shit!
01:08:51Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:53Bro, you married the Simon Williams
01:08:55and you let him get away?
01:09:07Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:09Leslie,
01:09:11I'm so sorry.
01:09:13Deep down inside,
01:09:15I think I was afraid to tell you
01:09:17because I enjoyed
01:09:19the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:21As Simon.
01:09:23Not Simon Williams,
01:09:25CEO of T6.
01:09:27Just a normal guy, Simon.
01:09:31Who likes to cook and eat
01:09:33and who's goofy in selfies
01:09:35and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:39But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:45Are you saying, Simon,
01:09:47that you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:49No, Leslie.
01:09:51What I'm saying is
01:09:53I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:55I have never loved a woman
01:09:57as much as I've loved you.
01:09:59But what about your family?
01:10:01Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:03Well, that
01:10:05took some persuading.
01:10:07Maybe a threat.
01:10:09But she approves of you.
01:10:11And she even
01:10:13gave something to me
01:10:15to give to you.
01:10:21Leslie, what I'm asking you is
01:10:23will you marry me
01:10:25again?
01:10:27For real this time.
01:10:29If you don't marry him,
01:10:31I will. Just so you know,
01:10:33this is going on TikTok.
01:10:35Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:37The answer is yes.
01:10:41Yes.
01:10:49I didn't think I would be in your wedding
01:10:51twice.
01:10:53If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:57Well, James has finally
01:10:59recovered, so
01:11:01he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:03We wanted to do a second one
01:11:05so that he could be in it.
01:11:11You look so beautiful.
01:11:13Hi, James.
01:11:15Hi, Grandma.
01:11:17You are looking better
01:11:19every day.
01:11:21All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:23I'd like a few moments alone with the bride,
01:11:25please.
01:11:27Major deja vu moment.
01:11:31Well,
01:11:33I may
01:11:35never know what Simon sees
01:11:37in you, but I've never
01:11:39seen him happier.
01:11:41You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:43And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:49You know,
01:11:51I've asked him plenty of times,
01:11:53but I can never get a straight answer
01:11:55out of him.
01:11:57How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:03You know, I've asked him
01:12:05plenty of times, but I can
01:12:07never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:09How did he manage to
01:12:11get you to agree?
01:12:13He threatened me.
01:12:15He told me he couldn't get it up with
01:12:17anyone but you, and that
01:12:19if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:21he would have to be with you.
01:12:23He also said
01:12:25that he promised me five
01:12:27great-grandbabies.
01:12:29Five?
01:12:31I didn't agree to that.
01:12:33Well, that was the deal, and I know
01:12:35you'll honor it.
01:12:39Okay.
01:12:53Amen.
01:12:55You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:05You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:15I love you, wife.
01:13:17I love you, husband.
01:13:19Give me your bouquet.
01:13:21I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:23Aren't you still in college?
01:13:25We ain't even gonna marry.
01:13:27You'll see.
01:13:29Hey.
01:13:31What are you drinking?
01:13:33Orange juice.
01:13:35So are you single?
01:13:37Yes.
01:13:39Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:41I gotta go.
01:13:43Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:45No worries at all.
01:13:49You know that I received a direct report
01:13:51that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:53That's green card fraud.
01:13:55No, ma'am. I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
01:13:57That's what they all say.
01:13:59How long have you two known each other?
01:14:01Two months.
01:14:05You expect me to believe that you met,
01:14:07fell in love, and got married
01:14:09all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet
01:14:13met, fell in love, and died
01:14:15all in three days, so I don't think time
01:14:17is a good measurement of love.
01:14:21I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:23I see right through you.
01:14:27All I can say is
01:14:29if you don't go out and get me some concrete
01:14:31evidence, then I'm going to
01:14:33deny your claim.
01:14:35Wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:37Any children
01:14:39produced by the result of your marriage
01:14:41would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:43Need any other hints?
01:14:47Well,
01:14:49looks like we're going to make some babies.
01:14:51So be it.