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00:00Okay, no blood, no semen.
00:04Amanda.
00:05It's just that this place is like more disgusting
00:06than the place I spent prom night at the Jersey Shore
00:08and that place literally was covered in semen.
00:10I know, I saw them do it.
00:11I know that you didn't dream of getting married in a courthouse.
00:14I didn't even get any pictures.
00:16Well, do you want to try and find that vineyard?
00:18We'll get some photos.
00:21Who's this guy?
00:22Is that the owner?
00:23That's Charles Marvin.
00:24Who's Charles Marvin?
00:25Hooch Baker from A Baker's Dozen is like the biggest sitcom of the late 90s.
00:28I just want to say I'm such a huge fan of yours.
00:30I appreciate you recognizing me.
00:33But Hollywood is a cesspool.
00:36They promote moral corruption throughout all of society.
00:41Yeah.
00:42But thank you.
00:43How's it taste?
00:45Like dick.
00:46Will you be joining us at the Love Tangle?
00:48The what?
00:49The Love Tangle is our chance to consummate your marriage with you and your bride.
00:52Have you ever seen a squid fight a whale, Josh?
00:55It's like that, but instead of a squid, it's a bunch of horny people and we're all fucking.
01:04Hey.
01:05You want to talk about how the love of your life, Cooch Baker, started a cult?
01:10No?
01:11No?
01:12This is about what?
01:13Fucking girls?
01:14Is it about fucking?
01:15Do you know how hard it is to maintain an erection when the other person worships you like a god?
01:21It's a weird power dynamic.
01:23It's kind of progressive.
01:24I really respect that.
01:25You got to help me get out.
01:26You want us to help you escape your own cult?
01:29This could not get any fucking weirder.
01:31I am trying to protect what we are doing here.
01:34And what are you doing here?
01:35They search for people that are looking for something.
01:37I want you to be happy.
01:38What makes you happy?
01:39This is not a cult.
01:40This is wine club.
01:41This is family.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:43Oh, my God!
01:46That feminine woman is drinking water.
01:50Kill that bitch!
01:51Kill that bitch!
01:54It's about love.
01:56Yeah!
01:57That's my fucking wife!
02:02What is that?
02:03No, it's not.
02:05You're messing with me.
02:06No, I'm not.
02:11We need to leave.