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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up?
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:45Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one told me I'm good enough.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me.
00:01:07Get off her.
00:01:08It feels like I'm gonna give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you wanna give up the money, and tell me that you love me.
00:01:22You drive me crazy.
00:01:23I drive you crazy.
00:01:24That's funny.
00:01:25You were the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:42Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:16And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:37I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:50Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53every opportunity, can you?
00:03:00Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:23she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up, or you're gonna end up
00:03:31being an outcast from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:53It's right here, I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07Noah?
00:04:08Open it.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut, show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:04:49then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:05You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules, come on.
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth, give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:20You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:25All right, let's get you up.
00:05:28I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:30but I need to get back to work.
00:05:32Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:35I'm fine.
00:05:36Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:37You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:40of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:42What are you, a stripper?
00:05:44I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:46You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:48you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:50and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:52And now you come to my summer house
00:05:55with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:57and you're wearing this little dress.
00:06:01What are you trying to do?
00:06:03Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:04Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:05You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:07I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:13You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:19Why would I want you back
00:06:20after everything you've done to me?
00:06:22Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:23and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:25And you know what?
00:06:26I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:27So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:30You still want me.
00:06:32Is he coming on to me?
00:06:38In your dreams.
00:06:41Jules, when you leaked that sex tape-
00:06:43We've been over this a million times.
00:06:45I don't want to hear it.
00:06:46We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:01and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:17Be so fucking for real.
00:07:19Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:22It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:25Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:28How convenient.
00:07:31Let the girls talk.
00:07:41I'm sorry.
00:07:42I'm sorry.
00:07:43I'm sorry.
00:07:44I'm sorry.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:16Especially Noah.
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:24Did you see that?
00:08:25She shoved me!
00:08:26Oh my God.
00:08:27Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:32You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:38Thanks, Noey.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:58I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:32Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:09The End
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:27Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:31I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:35Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:06I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia.
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:02But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:13No, no, no.
00:12:15No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:27And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:32Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:35And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:39Mia.
00:12:41I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:43Alone.
00:12:45Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:49She really has you by the balls.
00:12:52Don't insult me.
00:12:54Or what?
00:12:56You'll spank me?
00:12:58You can leave now.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:02You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:10You're right.
00:13:12I'm sorry.
00:13:15You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:21You're fired.
00:13:25You're right.
00:13:27Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:31You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:50You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:14Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:21Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:24Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:27Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:30You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:34Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:38Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:41Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:06Guys!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:28You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:35Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:42You're crazy.
00:15:44I'm committed.
00:15:48Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:51You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:54I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:59Noah, come out right now.
00:16:05Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:09I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you've got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt now.
00:16:35Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:54If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:59you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:10Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah. What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:53We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:05Did I get my job back?
00:18:07Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:11To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:17You're nuts. I'm not your girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:27Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:30Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:46Give me that.
00:18:48Not yet.
00:18:54Give me that.
00:18:56Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:01But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:05This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:38Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:45Alright.
00:19:51Rule number one, no boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:58You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah, just one.
00:20:04No feelings. I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do. I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59I'm not having dinner with her. There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest. I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:37Game on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:41Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:45Dinner is served.
00:21:52Let's fucking go!
00:21:55Yay!
00:22:03Oops.
00:22:04Oops. I spilled.
00:22:07Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:29Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:37Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:59I'm in mode again. I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on ghost. Start to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been? That shit never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in. Look, it's gold.
00:23:07Losers gotta go. I'm on tin again.
00:23:09I can't stop. No, I cannot go.
00:23:12Oops. Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:52Don't run away from me.
00:23:55Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:59It was an act, Jules.
00:24:01And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:04You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:08Yeah, I know.
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:24:13You're shivering.
00:24:15Come here.
00:24:25Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:34What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:24:59Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:02Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:04Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:09Mia's your best friend?
00:25:11Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:14People contain multitudes.
00:25:17Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:19She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:22And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:25And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:28If you know what I mean.
00:25:41Like what you see?
00:25:46I do, actually.
00:26:11What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower.
00:26:17Remember, don't go in there.
00:26:20You wish.
00:26:26Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:29I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:45What's with this guy?
00:26:47One minute he's ice cold. Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:04Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:23I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:05Ew! That's so boring.
00:28:08I'm kidding.
00:28:10Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:20Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about? I never said anything about...
00:28:49Proof's right here.
00:28:52And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:56Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:01I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:06I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:12Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:22I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:25She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:28Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:36I mean, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:41Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:44She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:53Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:58I can explain.
00:30:00Save your breath.
00:30:12Bitch!
00:30:14Don't touch me!
00:30:16Get off of me!
00:30:29You are so hot.
00:30:31Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33Come on.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no way, dude.
00:31:04I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:17You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:19Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:22I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:33Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:56I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine, feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great, you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:57Ahh!
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:18You saved me?
00:33:27Ahh.
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:52Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:02One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:11Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:13I can explain everything.
00:34:14Good, explain.
00:34:16Now.
00:34:22Yeah, how do you know that?
00:34:25Takes one to know one.
00:34:27Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:35I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:39I never said that, okay?
00:34:42You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:45That way everyone can see it.
00:34:47But for right now...
00:34:50It's party time.
00:34:53Hup!
00:35:12OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:11Is that true?
00:36:15It's true.
00:36:16I liked you.
00:36:19Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:21I mean, really.
00:36:24Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:27So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:29Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:36I guess you can't.
00:36:38I guess you can't.
00:36:40There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:49I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:51But when I really think about it,
00:36:53I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:55I really did.
00:37:01You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:03To what, Bone?
00:37:06They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:08It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:26You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:28When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:37:33Mm-hmm.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:38:00She would never kiss me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:14No smoke.
00:38:16Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:22Rude.
00:38:36Keep the circle moving.
00:38:39If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:41kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:49Get off of me.
00:38:51Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:53What's a little peck?
00:38:56Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:58Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:02Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:39:04You're a pig!
00:39:06Hey, Emmitt is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:08I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:10But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:14You have feelings for me?
00:39:20I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:22But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:24You have feelings for me?
00:39:27I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:29But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:31You have feelings for me?
00:39:33Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:35You do?
00:39:37Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:39Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:41Ridiculous!
00:39:43Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:45sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:47Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:51I broke your trust, and when that video was leaked,
00:39:53my trust was broken, too.
00:39:55My trust was broken, too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:05I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:40:07and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:36Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:38Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:50And the only reason why I know that
00:40:52is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:40:58so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:12It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:20I'll lose everything.
00:41:22What do you mean?
00:41:24I mean, Mia and I
00:41:26want to take you shopping!
00:41:28Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:30She's about to answer
00:41:32a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:50I promise.
00:41:58The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04It must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:06to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:08I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:10once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:14is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas,
00:42:18like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:42Oh my god,
00:42:44it's gorgeous!
00:42:46Let's get this on!
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:56Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't. That's impossible.
00:43:02It doesn't fit.
00:43:04Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:06What are you doing?
00:43:08I'm shopping.
00:43:10Do you not remember me?
00:43:12I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:14I don't like this place anymore.
00:43:16She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:18But what Mia says goes.
00:43:20So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:24You're right.
00:43:26I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:28That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen,
00:43:34excuse me, I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:44Apparently I'm too poor
00:43:46to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:48See this car?
00:43:50Has no spending limit.
00:43:52My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try
00:43:58this dress on first.
00:44:00No way, this is mine!
00:44:02Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:04No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:06Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:14What do you think?
00:44:20Noah?
00:44:22Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:26Of course.
00:44:34You know, there's only one problem
00:44:36with this dress.
00:44:38Is it too expensive?
00:44:40No.
00:44:42Is it too expensive?
00:44:44No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:56Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:06Thank you, Noah.
00:45:08Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:20Put the dress on my card.
00:45:24Excuse me, um,
00:45:26I am missing
00:45:28a very expensive
00:45:30necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:36I can prove it.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:54See? Told ya.
00:46:02I...
00:46:04I got there.
00:46:06Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that
00:46:10$500 is a felony.
00:46:12Call the police.
00:46:14Don't call the police.
00:46:16This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace
00:46:24in your purse.
00:46:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32You just want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:38Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:42Huh!
00:46:48Hey!
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty
00:46:58hot tonight.
00:47:00Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight,
00:47:04I'm gonna have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:14Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:18I dumped her, okay?
00:47:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you
00:47:24so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay, alright.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight,
00:47:34you hand over the Lehman internship and never
00:47:36come back to the summer house.
00:47:38Fine. And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer,
00:47:42okay? I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:44Deal.
00:47:50You better not make me go into
00:47:52that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:48:02Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:06Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:24Hey.
00:48:28Where did
00:48:30Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:48:34You, uh, you didn't
00:48:36answer my question.
00:48:38About what? The music in here?
00:48:40Because I think it sucks.
00:48:42Jules.
00:48:44Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:46For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry. We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:04Have fun.
00:49:06Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:16You're crazy.
00:49:18Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:20you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:32Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:50:02lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man
00:50:12a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:34Yeah.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38Come back.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:42Come back.
00:50:44Come back.
00:50:46I'm jacked up.
00:50:48I got the weight of the world.
00:50:50Weight of the world.
00:50:52You give me diamonds and pearls.
00:50:54Diamonds and pearls.
00:50:56I want it all on me.
00:50:58This is too great.
00:51:00Be mine.
00:51:02Be mine.
00:51:04Be mine.
00:51:06Be mine.
00:51:08Be mine.
00:51:10Be mine.
00:51:12Be mine.
00:51:14Be mine.
00:51:16Be mine.
00:51:18Be mine.
00:51:20Be mine.
00:51:22Oh
00:51:32Top that
00:51:52Oh
00:52:11The most beautiful girl here
00:52:22Oh
00:52:45No
00:52:47Jason
00:52:48Dude, I need the lady killer special now
00:52:52I got you
00:52:57Visit that and the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:10Mia
00:53:17As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering
00:53:30Jules wait
00:53:35You look upset
00:53:38What are you my therapist fuck off no just just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:47Jules
00:53:49Something that can make you feel better
00:53:53Oh
00:53:55What is that okay time on jewels you want to have some fun
00:54:04No, thanks
00:54:07Jules I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this better play along
00:54:22I
00:54:26Bottoms up
00:54:29Cheers
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on. I'm gonna go change
00:54:41Destiny have you seen Jules? I saw her running off to the dressing room and it was with her
00:54:49That little shit
00:54:53I
00:54:56Don't move
00:55:03What do you think you're doing
00:55:05Stop denying yourself Jules
00:55:08Both know you want this
00:55:10Be gentle just like our first time remember
00:55:13back off
00:55:16Relax baby. Let that II kick in you gave me drugs so you could fuck me. Oh
00:55:22Who's gonna fuck you anyways?
00:55:24Let go of me. This is just gonna take a minute
00:55:30Emmett let go and we can pretend like this never happened. Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done
00:55:45No, I help me
00:55:52No problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend, what's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett she doesn't want you. What are you doing? She wants me so bad, dude, even if she won't say so
00:56:12Dude I thought we were friends. I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:23This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:43You look like Jules just kicked my ass all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50Hey
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:59Yeah, stop
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me be so fucking for real Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:12you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me and
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me
00:57:22tonight
00:57:23Mia sit down
00:57:25Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you. Okay. No, let's go
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:47I
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:54You're hurting let me help you
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching
00:58:17I
00:58:22Still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:24I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with really I
00:58:28Didn't take them
00:58:30You didn't take the pills
00:58:37You know, I got something better than II it's twice as fun and I've been saving it just for you
00:58:47You
00:58:51What are you trying to give me
00:58:58Rocky Road. Oh
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:59:25I got to show you something
00:59:36I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:45And I only dated me to make you jealous
00:59:53It worked
01:00:14I'm gonna get you now
01:00:34What if somebody sees everybody's at the club I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:44Oh
01:01:14Oh
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it
01:01:44Hey sleepyhead
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49Thought I wore you out last night. I'm ready for another round
01:01:54Hey, can you knock can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up get up
01:02:01Let's just a fire. I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:02:14You
01:02:16You're fucking with me, what's the big deal? There's the drugs and the mess and you what about me?
01:02:22She like totally thinks you're a slut, but like in a bad way
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing. I
01:02:30Need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract mom
01:02:36Yo, I'm gonna go hide Jules do not let my mom know that we're here. All right
01:02:44I
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear
01:02:58Get your brother now
01:03:14My baby boy
01:03:19I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:44Oh
01:03:45she just left I
01:03:50Can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:54What is that slut doing here
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape get out of this house mom Noah a little help
01:04:05mom
01:04:07This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer
01:04:14Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans, oh, yes we do
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now I have no idea what got into her head I am so sorry
01:04:39Okay, but after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her
01:04:42Look just play along for a couple hours. Okay, please
01:04:55My head hurts, can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin? Yeah, I have some in my purse. Oh, thanks
01:05:12I
01:05:20Need water
01:05:24What did you do my mom aspirin aspirin
01:05:33Jules do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35I
01:05:41Have an idea why don't we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar Wow
01:05:51Jules what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club. No way you gave her those I didn't give them
01:06:00She found them
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance? Oh, no fucking way Jules. She hates you already
01:06:06What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go
01:06:26Mom get out of the pool
01:06:31Oh
01:06:42Absolutely not. I'm not going in there
01:07:01Oh
01:07:13Here I brought you some tea I
01:07:21Was wrong about you I'd much rather see my son with you the girl like Mia
01:07:32I
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her I
01:07:38Hope I was a good maid
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know made
01:07:49Girlfriend, it doesn't matter. I
01:07:53Still gotta pay to hang out with me no feelings remember
01:08:02I
01:08:04Throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now. I mean it I
01:08:14Need that money more than I want you
01:08:18When my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:08:26So
01:08:28It was really always just about the money really
01:08:32when I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:08:36How I can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:47Come with me I
01:08:50I
01:08:53Want to give you the money
01:08:55Not as your boss as your boyfriend
01:08:59Jules I want to give you everything I
01:09:04Don't know what to say
01:09:09Just let me take care of you
01:09:15And tell me that you love me
01:09:20I don't think I can say it
01:09:26Let me take care of you, it's the least you can do
01:09:31Fine
01:09:34You can take care of me, okay
01:09:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do
01:09:45Good morning, everyone
01:09:48Lisa you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you. I
01:09:55Was just leaving you're not leaving Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:04After your little sex video was released at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:11but
01:10:13After you saved me
01:10:15All I can say is
01:10:18Welcome to the family
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring that was before you left me to drown
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend Ronaldo in Cancun
01:10:36Adios
01:10:39My mom
01:10:41I
01:10:44Figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:47Good luck with that. I
01:10:50Don't need luck. I have a really big brain
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here
01:11:06What is this
01:11:11Oh
01:11:15You what died in here
01:11:20Listen I have something juicy for you. I
01:11:26Don't like to read
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship. It's cheating. Oh
01:11:38Great finally figured it out. Good boy. I think it's time for you to cheat, too. I
01:11:51Thought this was summer vacation, I know I know but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:12:02What up lovebirds
01:12:05Emmett I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you would you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:13Who are you I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:30And that called me up and told me about your summer house setup, I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy I'd like to be your friend I
01:12:48Have enough friends, thanks
01:12:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and Emma promised me lots of trouble
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained and I get bored easy
01:13:13Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:13:20Interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits. Mm-hmm
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for he's a total clown
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made. Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team. I was on and I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career and
01:14:07then our sex tape got released and
01:14:10All my job prospects were completely toast. The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:14:17Jules I need this internship and so do you because without it I can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:14:25You
01:14:28Lied to me. No, I didn't lie to you. I just I just didn't tell you everything. I'm sorry
01:14:38Everybody let's get the party started
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:54I
01:14:57Met a lot of pretty girls
01:14:59There's something special about you
01:15:02You're so
01:15:04Beautiful
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken
01:15:09Not trying to marry you
01:15:11Noah
01:15:12Tell me
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up? That'd be me
01:15:20You're a lucky man, I know
01:15:23How long is he gonna be here
01:15:26I'll protect you
01:15:28Look at here the happy little couple
01:15:32From full mates to soul mates
01:15:40Emmett no one and I are talking. Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:46Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man, yeah, it's finally gonna win her bet what bet
01:15:58What bet I
01:16:01Told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:07That's not true
01:16:09Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won so I recorded the whole thing you play that
01:16:15I'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:19I
01:16:21Don't want to hear it
01:16:23Yeah
01:16:25Probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to know
01:16:29Hmm. I was nothing but a bet to you. I
01:16:34Was nothing but a bet to you I was nothing but a check to you
01:16:39Both of you can fuck off
01:16:41I
01:16:49Wouldn't want to do that I
01:16:53Don't care about anybody except Jules
01:17:05What were you thinking that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you
01:17:15You're a sexy girl
01:17:17You could have a lot of fun. I don't have time for that shit and make time. There's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:25the boys
01:17:26Share their toys
01:17:28And I want to play with you. I
01:17:31Don't want to be played with if you play nice. I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night
01:17:54In your dreams
01:18:00Mia
01:18:02You know where Jules is yeah, you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:06Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:18:09Mia a
01:18:10Lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you get it through your head. I want to be with Jules
01:18:16Why do you like her so much? I don't like her. I
01:18:22Love her
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30You know, she planted that sex tape, right? Yeah. Well she said she didn't found a girlfriend
01:18:48If I do what you say and you'll give Noah this job, yes, and it's the only way you get in
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:02Wait
01:19:03You know, I know where I recognize you
01:19:06Tim
01:19:07You were great
01:19:09Just one kiss
01:19:10That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:19:20Don't play hard to get
01:19:28Get off
01:19:34Get off
01:19:36Let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her alone. I'm gonna break your fingers you wouldn't dare
01:19:45You little shit
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman
01:19:48Yeah
01:19:48It looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at
01:19:53Lehman
01:19:55You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around
01:20:06No, I bet your wife would love to hear that. Please don't tell my wife get out of my face old man
01:20:22How could you do that to me tools
01:20:26How could you do that to me Jules it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me I saw you kissing back
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad. You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal. So why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him it matters
01:20:55Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:21:05You're fired get out of my house
01:21:08You
01:21:23You're gone for good bitch
01:21:29He never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go I
01:21:36Played you and I won
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you. Oh
01:21:42Honey, this has everything to do with me. I
01:21:51Planted the camera in your room and
01:21:54Then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:57And then I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:06You thought you were better than me
01:22:09But I always win all I fucking do is win
01:22:20Miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:32Mom I saved the house
01:22:36It's too late
01:22:39Oh
01:22:43Maybe we can have a drink it figures
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:50That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything
01:23:08Can I help you what are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:13My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship. I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job. So
01:23:23Anything I
01:23:32Have a big tip for you seriously
01:23:36Smile more
01:23:46This money feels dirty I never want to see this check again
01:24:01Miss me
01:24:06Miss me
01:24:15Get lost I deserve that
01:24:21Look I wrote us up a new contract. All right, and I think you really like it
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house yeah this morning I bought it
01:24:36You bought my house from under us. Look at the name on the title. Oh
01:24:43My god
01:24:45You put it under my name
01:24:48Cheers Jules, it's all yours
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:56Another condition
01:24:59Why do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again sleep with your boss drug your mom? No
01:25:06But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight
01:25:17At 8 p.m. and I want you to wear this
01:25:33What are you doing here
01:25:35Noah told me to come really Oh
01:25:39How pathetic Noah's throwing me an engagement party?
01:25:46He's proposing to you
01:25:48When did you two get back together? Oh, it's not official yet
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing. I
01:25:59Guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:26:03No decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:08Mia Jules, I am so happy that both of you were here. Why did you invite me here to watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17propose
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you? Oh, please the big question
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question
01:26:27Mia why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:33How did you know about that well because I made a huge mistake and
01:26:37When you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules's fight
01:26:40You know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:44Okay
01:26:46fine
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces. What are you gonna do arrest me? Actually, that's my job
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn. What you're not actually doing this. Are you you're not what they're for
01:27:12If you invited me here to watch that I appreciate it that's not why I invited you here
01:27:23Everybody
01:27:26What is he doing
01:27:29I
01:27:31Have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:27:36And here are my secrets I
01:27:41Scream when I see spiders I
01:27:44do and
01:27:45I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I was so scared. I just left it there
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:27:55What are you doing and I have one more secret
01:28:01Jules I am stupidly in love with you
01:28:08And I want to make it official Jules right here in front of everybody I want everyone to know what you are
01:28:25You
01:28:55You
01:29:11Jules why did you reject me in front of everybody? I didn't I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:29:18Jules do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:25Of course I do now, let's party