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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a while.
00:00:20I think these guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:26Oh my god.
00:00:41Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy.
00:00:45Fuck boy.
00:00:46Whatever you wanna call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time.
00:00:48Not a long time.
00:00:49Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:56Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:06Ben! You're soaked.
00:01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again-ex.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:20I'm gonna go dry off, it's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Thought that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:32Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not. I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:09Okay, you can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:15Because I happen to be an expert at frat partying.
00:02:41Yeah?
00:02:42Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
00:03:09Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
00:03:15It's cool. You're into fashion. I like it.
00:03:21But, what is that?
00:03:25Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:29And she's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:32And she's kind of, um, strict.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:40But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.
00:03:44How's that going for you so far?
00:03:46I don't know, I kind of like breaking the rules.
00:03:49Me too.
00:04:02Wait, I've never done a one night stand before.
00:04:06Is this a one night stand?
00:04:08I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
00:04:12I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:30That really happened.
00:04:36Man, it's over.
00:04:38He's gone.
00:04:40And I'll probably never see him again.
00:05:06Well, so much for that.
00:05:11Now the hard part.
00:05:13How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:17Can't you just text him?
00:05:20Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:23Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:26Ever again.
00:05:28I don't know.
00:05:30I don't know.
00:05:32I don't know.
00:05:33Ever again.
00:05:52Ah, Sir Ben!
00:05:54Back from another noble conquest, I presume?
00:05:57Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:59And why not, good sir?
00:06:01Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:03No, I mean, yeah.
00:06:05But, I don't know man, I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:08Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:15Alright, rule one.
00:06:17Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:20Rule two.
00:06:22Say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three.
00:06:26Don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:33Dude.
00:06:35Dude.
00:06:36This is for your own good.
00:06:37Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:43Hunter.
00:06:44Bro.
00:06:46Match after match.
00:06:48What are you doing? Knock it off.
00:06:49Give it back.
00:06:50I told you bro, plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:55I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:04Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:07But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:12But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:16Wow.
00:07:18You know what, I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:21It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:26Mary.
00:07:28Right.
00:07:30Sorry.
00:07:31I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:41Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:44Sorry about earlier, I had fun last night.
00:07:47Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:52What?
00:07:53A player.
00:07:54Maybe he means it.
00:07:56Yeah right, do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:07:59Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:02Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:08So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave,
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:17and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:21Yes.
00:08:24No.
00:08:26Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:29This is super confusing.
00:08:36No, you're right, you should stick to what you're good at, hooking up.
00:08:40That's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:09What does that mean?
00:09:11Why won't it send?
00:09:13I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:22What the hell?
00:09:25What do I do now?
00:09:26Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:29Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:57It's gonna be like this.
00:10:10Ben, I um...
00:10:12I'm gonna get you all lazy.
00:10:21Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:22Stop puking!
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:28I can't take this anymore.
00:10:38Ben Lawson!
00:10:40Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:42Ben!
00:10:49No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:01Ben!
00:11:11Ben!
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:29MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:33Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:35Who?
00:11:37The guy that I met the night you and Ben, you know...
00:11:40We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:43Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:47So you're gonna go?
00:11:49I mean...
00:11:51If I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:58Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:02that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:08Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:15He really is dumb.
00:12:17So you're not going?
00:12:22Thanks, Skye. That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:27Don't mention it.
00:12:38This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:41What's a toga?
00:12:45Okay, I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:49Benny?
00:12:51Where have you been?
00:12:57Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:00Especially me.
00:13:02Skye, I already told you, I don't think we should be together.
00:13:05What about just for tonight?
00:13:08I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
00:13:12Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:30No, I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:33No, I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:36Kelsey!
00:13:48Kelsey! Wait!
00:13:52Wow, ditching me for that loser? It's like you have feelings for him.
00:13:57You know what, Skye? Maybe I do.
00:14:03So, did you tell him?
00:14:06You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party, not such a great idea.
00:14:12You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:15You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:18I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:24No. You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:29Baby?
00:14:31Oh, this is too good.
00:14:36I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:39I need a drink.
00:14:41Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:45This could be our last hurrah!
00:14:47Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:50But, whatever.
00:14:52Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:59Kelsey!
00:15:01Where's your drink?
00:15:03You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:06No, I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:08No! Here!
00:15:10I insist.
00:15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:14Come on. It's just one beer. It can't hurt, right?
00:15:18No, Skye.
00:15:25Yo!
00:15:26What's going on?
00:15:28Yeah, Kelsey.
00:15:30Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:32Knock it off, Skye. She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:35Yeah, you're right.
00:15:37That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:41Baby?
00:15:43What baby?
00:15:48Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:50Come on.
00:15:54Awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you. Why would you do that to her?
00:15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:04Or me. Ever.
00:16:07Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:16Mary, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:21Please!
00:16:26Kelsey.
00:16:30It's the baby of mine.
00:16:32Kelsey, it's the baby of mine. Kelsey!
00:16:35Would it matter if it was?
00:16:38Would it matter if it was?
00:16:40Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:43Because you're...
00:16:45I'm what?
00:16:47You! You're Ben Lawson! You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex!
00:16:53Sultan of sex?
00:16:54Yeah, and I'm just...
00:16:56I'm me.
00:16:58And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:01With you, and only you, so...
00:17:04Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:07Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:15Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:19You said that.
00:17:20You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here, and you're still messing around with Skye.
00:17:26Not on any apps. And about Skye...
00:17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter. You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:35I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:39I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like, super broke, but I'm fine.
00:17:43Kelsey, I want to be a part of this baby as well.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:47Wait, you do?
00:17:49Yes.
00:17:51More than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone, my dad was never around.
00:17:56I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:01What about Sigma and all of your friends and... Skye?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:08You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks and just live my life for myself.
00:18:17I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:22All in, Kelsey.
00:18:24You let me.
00:18:37Grandma?
00:18:39I know your little secret.
00:18:43I know your little secret.
00:18:47You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:51I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:53I think you do.
00:18:55I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:01Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:03Who was that?
00:19:05That was my grandma.
00:19:08The one who made the rules.
00:19:09Who made the rules?
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:18And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so now it has.
00:19:31But you're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me, we're not together.
00:19:40Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:46Ben Lawson.
00:19:49I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:54Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:19:59What?
00:20:01Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:04And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know, like, live.
00:20:15Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:18Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me. You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:28But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone. I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:36Hear me out.
00:20:39Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:49I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:59I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:05So, what do you say?
00:21:12Okay, let's do this.
00:21:17But shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better, just so people don't get suspicious?
00:21:22I like your thinking, Mohsen.
00:21:24Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:35Alright, time to hit the books.
00:21:46Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:50Sir Fluffington.
00:21:52Sir Fluffington? No, wait.
00:21:55Wrong. Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:59Okay. Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:03Easy. Hannah.
00:22:05And what kind of crazy person has a human name, not a pet name?
00:22:10Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:15Okay, what do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:18What do you want to be when I grow up?
00:22:20Another easy one. You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up. You're having a kid soon.
00:22:28Shh.
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:33I'm also having a kid soon. It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:37No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually.
00:22:43Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:51Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:56I was never really good at school and...
00:23:00Wait.
00:23:02A dad.
00:23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:06Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:09Okay, the most important question.
00:23:14Where did we meet?
00:23:16A frat party?
00:23:18No, not IRL. Like, our backstory. Our fake backstory.
00:23:22Um, I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:26There's a sixth one?!
00:23:28Fake backstory, remember? Keep up kills.
00:23:31Sorry.
00:23:39Crap!
00:23:41What's wrong?
00:23:45What's wrong? Is it the baby?
00:23:48No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:51No, Ben, that's really cute. You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:54But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:23:57So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:02What?
00:24:05Oh, shit. I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:08I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:12Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:15You will?
00:24:17Yeah, I'm a fake boyfriend. You think I am?
00:24:19Or, you're a fake boyfriend.
00:24:22You're a fake boyfriend.
00:24:24You're a fake boyfriend.
00:24:26You're a fake boyfriend.
00:24:28You're a fake boyfriend.
00:24:29You're a fake boyfriend. You think I am?
00:24:31Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:37Okay, yeah.
00:24:40You should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:56Yeah, yeah. She works here.
00:24:58Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:01The head of the entire school?
00:25:03Uh, duh.
00:25:05You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:07After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:09Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:11And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:13Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:15I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:17Uh.
00:25:20Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:33I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:36Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:40Sorry.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:49I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:58I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:00So good to meet you.
00:26:02Have you?
00:26:04Of course.
00:26:06I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:08Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:11Oh, yeah.
00:26:13That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:15Total misunderstanding.
00:26:17You might know Dean Barrington.
00:26:19That my grades this last semester
00:26:21actually earned me the title of most improved
00:26:23on the academic honor roll.
00:26:25That may be.
00:26:27But the question still remains.
00:26:29Why is he here?
00:26:31Well, Grandma,
00:26:33whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:35you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:39Very well.
00:26:41Kelsey, as you know,
00:26:43I must hold you to the highest academic
00:26:45and professional standards
00:26:47because you represent me
00:26:49and thus,
00:26:51Claremore College.
00:26:54Lest you forget,
00:26:56I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:58I know I'm stripped with you.
00:27:01But according to this video,
00:27:04you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:11Uh, I can actually explain
00:27:13what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:16Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:17Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:21Now, who would waste
00:27:23a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:25That's a house of Liang top.
00:27:27If it were me,
00:27:29I'd be stealing the girl
00:27:31who did the beer on my designer dress.
00:27:33Even if it was last season.
00:27:35Rule number two.
00:27:37Stay out of trouble.
00:27:39Does this look like
00:27:41you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:43So she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:46Well, young lady,
00:27:48that's actually my ex-girlfriend
00:27:50in that video.
00:27:52And I told her to stay away from Kelsey,
00:27:54but she never listens.
00:27:56Everything you saw in that video
00:27:58is all my fault.
00:28:00That may be,
00:28:02but Kelsey knows better
00:28:04than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:06If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:08I will not be able
00:28:10to let you take part
00:28:12in the senior fashion show.
00:28:13Grandma,
00:28:15the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremont
00:28:17was for the fashion show.
00:28:19I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:21Marissa Liang from House of Liang
00:28:23is going to be there.
00:28:25And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:27I cannot allow anything
00:28:29that would tarnish
00:28:31the reputation of this university
00:28:33and mine.
00:28:35Rules are rules.
00:28:37Don't break them
00:28:39and this won't be an issue.
00:28:44Thank you, Dean Barrington.
00:28:46It was so good to meet you.
00:28:48Actually,
00:28:50Mr. Lawson,
00:28:52why don't you stay behind
00:28:54and we'll have a little chat.
00:28:56Kelsey,
00:28:58please close the door behind you.
00:29:06Oh, crap.
00:29:08What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:10So let's cut to the chase,
00:29:12shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:14What are your intentions
00:29:16with my granddaughter?
00:29:18I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:20Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:22She doesn't have any.
00:29:24Her mother was disowned
00:29:26from the Barrington family fortune
00:29:28years ago.
00:29:30Kelsey is here
00:29:32on a financial aid
00:29:34provided by my office.
00:29:36Hence, the need for her
00:29:37to apply the rules.
00:29:39I can assure you
00:29:41I was completely unaware
00:29:43of any family fortune.
00:29:45My sources tell me
00:29:47that you can date and have
00:29:49nearly every girl
00:29:51in this school.
00:29:53So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect, Dean Barrington,
00:29:57are you being serious?
00:29:59I haven't known Kelsey
00:30:01for a very long time.
00:30:03This is all really new to me.
00:30:05I know my reputation still precedes me
00:30:07for being a guy who doesn't
00:30:09settle down, but
00:30:12I'm starting to believe
00:30:14I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:18But I would sure be damned
00:30:21if I didn't try to be.
00:30:23Kelsey, man, she's
00:30:25brilliant.
00:30:27I love the way her mind works,
00:30:29her designs, her style.
00:30:32She just knows exactly
00:30:34what she wants for herself.
00:30:35There's no reason, Dean Barrington.
00:30:37It's everything.
00:30:39Very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:47I have eyes everywhere.
00:31:00That was incredible.
00:31:01I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said,
00:31:04the things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an award-winning performance,
00:31:10I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:17So, this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:23Sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:25My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married.
00:31:31I'm Kelsey and this is
00:31:32my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:34Young love.
00:31:35Well, you two,
00:31:36are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:55Ben, are you crying?
00:31:59It's not unusual for fathers
00:32:00to become emotional.
00:32:02No, I know, it's just
00:32:04not really sweet.
00:32:09And that
00:32:12is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:15Wow, no way.
00:32:17Would you like to know
00:32:18if you're having a little baby boy
00:32:19or a little baby girl?
00:32:25I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:28Then we're all set.
00:32:30We keep you posted
00:32:32on the results of your blood work.
00:32:34I'm sure you two
00:32:35are going to be great parents.
00:32:37It's rare to see two parents
00:32:39as in love as the two of you.
00:32:48Well, um,
00:32:50this is me.
00:32:52Um,
00:32:54I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:56Should be in about a month.
00:32:58But there's no reason
00:32:59for us to hang out or anything
00:33:00unless something goes wrong.
00:33:04Wait.
00:33:06We can't just not hang out
00:33:08if we're dating.
00:33:09Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:11Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:14My grandma told me she has, like,
00:33:15eyes all over this place.
00:33:18I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:21After all,
00:33:22you are my fake girlfriend,
00:33:23so I should at least be
00:33:24a good fake boyfriend
00:33:26and go take on a few fake dates.
00:33:29What do you think?
00:33:32What kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know.
00:33:36Just, like, do the stuff
00:33:37in the movies
00:33:38that people don't really do
00:33:39in real life.
00:33:40Sure.
00:33:42What kind of fake girlfriend
00:33:43would I be if I said no?
00:33:59Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh
00:34:02Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh
00:34:05Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh
00:34:09Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh
00:34:21You are cordially invited
00:34:22to a bespoke dinner
00:34:24with a brother
00:34:25of the Sigma fraternity
00:34:26at 7 P.M.,
00:34:277 p.m. Formal and tire-encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:37I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:51Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:58Right this way.
00:35:14You did this all for me?
00:35:19You did this all for me?
00:35:21You're my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:32That's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet, okay?
00:35:41Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman.
00:35:43May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:45It's also our only thing on our very limited menu.
00:35:49Two specials, please.
00:35:51Gotcha.
00:35:55Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:35:59Bon appétit, lovebirds.
00:36:00Thank you, sir.
00:36:01Thanks.
00:36:04Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:07No, this is perfect. I love it.
00:36:21Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:25I don't know.
00:36:26Why not?
00:36:27Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet are swollen, and I just feel off-balancing, you know, like normal.
00:36:40You're perfect. Really.
00:36:45Now have this dance with me.
00:36:55What is it?
00:36:58Nothing, I just...
00:37:02Ow!
00:37:03You okay?
00:37:07What's wrong?
00:37:08Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:12Do you want to feel it?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14Here.
00:37:20I don't feel anything.
00:37:22I don't feel anything.
00:37:26Oh my god, wow!
00:37:29That's amazing!
00:37:31Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:34You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um...
00:37:39I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:42It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:51Wait.
00:38:13Wait, wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:18Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:19Aw, Ben, that's so sweet.
00:38:22But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:41Breakfast is served.
00:38:49Something wrong?
00:38:51No, I just...
00:38:55I thought you left again.
00:38:58What?
00:39:00No.
00:39:01First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:03Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:06I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:09Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:14I panicked.
00:39:16I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:17But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:25So, um...
00:39:27Should we, like...
00:39:29Talk about what I said?
00:39:33What about it?
00:39:37Kelsey?
00:39:38This is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:40Hi.
00:39:41Is everything okay?
00:39:43It's more than okay.
00:39:44It's more than okay.
00:39:46I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:49Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:55You're having twins.
00:39:58Two babies.
00:40:00Kelsey?
00:40:02Are you there?
00:40:04Hello?
00:40:06Yeah, sorry.
00:40:07Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:09Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:12It's very common, actually.
00:40:14One heartbeat masks the other.
00:40:16But there's two of them in there.
00:40:18No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:22You're welcome.
00:40:25Okay, don't panic.
00:40:28Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:30Double?
00:40:31Double of everything?
00:40:33I'm going to be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I going to hide this from my grandma?
00:40:38She's going to find out eventually.
00:40:40So, let's just wait until the babies are here,
00:40:43and then we can figure out a way to break into it.
00:40:46I can't believe this.
00:40:47I mean, I'm 21.
00:40:48I can't have two babies?
00:40:53And alone?
00:40:55You're not alone.
00:40:57I'm here.
00:40:59I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:02We're not married yet, but...
00:41:05But what?
00:41:06I can't really put it into words.
00:41:08Let's just show you.
00:41:17Okay, remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules, too.
00:41:26I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:28if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:32But then I met you.
00:41:39You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to
00:41:42from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:45Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:48That's because you left.
00:41:50I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:56You were just so mad at me.
00:41:58Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:00What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:04No, I didn't.
00:42:06Oh, my God!
00:42:08That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you,
00:42:15I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:20But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:26I want you.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:29What do we do now, then?
00:42:31I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:35My real girlfriend.
00:42:39Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:41It's super breathable.
00:42:43For, like, you know, down there.
00:42:46I love this song.
00:42:48You want to dance?
00:42:49No, I'm okay.
00:42:51Come on.
00:42:53No, I'm serious. I'm, like, waiting for someone.
00:42:55Well, I'm here.
00:42:57He's not.
00:42:59Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:00That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:03Come on.
00:43:05Come on.
00:43:07My cord.
00:43:09Why should I?
00:43:10Because you said so.
00:43:12And this.
00:43:17And this.
00:43:23What the fuck?
00:43:25Whatever, man.
00:43:29You okay?
00:43:30Yeah, I just...
00:43:31I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:33I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:35There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Callie Warrington.
00:43:46All right, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:48You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:50You drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:53Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:02It's called a...
00:44:03Never mind.
00:44:09All right, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:32She said,
00:44:33Let me see you just a little bit more.
00:44:48Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:55Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:57Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:00Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:03Thanks.
00:45:17Oh, my God.
00:45:18I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:20It's all right, Mary.
00:45:22Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:29Congratulations.
00:45:31To what exactly?
00:45:33You're going to be a great grandma, duh.
00:45:35To twins.
00:45:37Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:40Definitely a Gigi Mills.
00:45:42A great grandma, I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:49Oh, yeah.
00:45:50She's not going to tell her family about telling me.
00:45:53Indeed.
00:45:54Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:00Twins?
00:46:01That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:09Okay, you ready?
00:46:11Almost.
00:46:12I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:14I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:16Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:17My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:21but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:23Hopefully.
00:46:27Okay, stud, go off.
00:46:30Why, thank you.
00:46:31Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket,
00:46:34house of long pants, with fruta-blue underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is, like, a really big deal, okay?
00:46:43My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:46:46except my mom and I, and that wasn't even until I was, like, 15.
00:46:55Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:58I have to run back to the house.
00:47:00I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:02Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:07That was weird.
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:20You got this, Ben.
00:47:22All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:24The rest is up to her.
00:47:27Worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:34There you are.
00:47:35I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I won't keep you, but just thought you should know.
00:47:49You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55You last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:02Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:04Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:09No, it's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:13Believe what you want, Papa, but this baby is yours,
00:48:17so what are you going to do about it?
00:48:21I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra darling.
00:48:26Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:29You know that.
00:48:30But also, where's this new pope of yours, Kelsey?
00:48:34Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:35Is he even going to show?
00:48:41Hi.
00:48:42I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:44So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:47I'm sorry I didn't make it.
00:48:50Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:48:52You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:53It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:55Wow.
00:48:56You guys look a lot alike.
00:48:58Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:03Just kidding.
00:49:04Just kidding.
00:49:06Actually, flattery will get you very far with me,
00:49:09especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:13Mom.
00:49:15Right.
00:49:16Best behavior.
00:49:21So, what happened?
00:49:25And don't lie to me.
00:49:27See you later.
00:49:36Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:40Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:42Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:44Of course.
00:49:54A ring?
00:49:58So, Kelsey, I happened to run into your little friend.
00:50:03Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:05Mary?
00:50:06Oh, yeah.
00:50:08I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:11Exams.
00:50:13That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:17Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:22What'd I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend Mary the other day.
00:50:29And she is such a talkative girl,
00:50:33but she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43Well, there's Molly.
00:50:45Well, you should get over your squeamishness
00:50:48before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:58They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:02Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:05Sage advice.
00:51:07A shame that they didn't follow it, or my rules.
00:51:12What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:15Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:18Mom, I'm...
00:51:20I'm really sorry.
00:51:21I, um...
00:51:22We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:24It was an accident.
00:51:30A happy accident couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:34Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:37But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother
00:51:39how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:43Two.
00:51:44What?
00:51:45Two babies. Twins.
00:51:47Two blessings.
00:51:48You're not even taking this seriously at all,
00:51:50are you, young man?
00:51:51Mom.
00:51:52No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:53You know how hard it was on me,
00:51:55being pregnant so young.
00:51:57To raise me?
00:51:58Geez, wow.
00:51:59I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:01I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:04Then prove it.
00:52:05Prove it to my daughter,
00:52:06because God knows her father
00:52:08sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:11I'm sorry.
00:52:12How do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:14I will offer you $100,000
00:52:18if you get up right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:26I will offer you $100,000
00:52:29to get up, leave,
00:52:32and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad,
00:52:38and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:44Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:48Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:50Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:57Maybe it would have been nice to have a father,
00:52:59or just any family at all.
00:53:02Grandma couldn't even look at me
00:53:04until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:07Enough!
00:53:09Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:15No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:19I said no.
00:53:21What else do you want?
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:26Defend me.
00:53:29Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:39Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:41Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:43Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:47I just want it better for you.
00:53:49You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:52Ben is not some guy.
00:53:54He's just...
00:53:55He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So...
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him,
00:54:03and we're going to leave.
00:54:10So you'll give me the money?
00:54:16So you'll give me the money?
00:54:18I'll take the $100,000, but...
00:54:21You have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:29Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show,
00:54:34and she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life by her own rules,
00:54:44exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:46Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:52I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:55It's my fault.
00:54:57No, don't say that.
00:54:58I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:02What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:04I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:06Yeah, me too.
00:55:08But my mom was right.
00:55:11I'd rather have my kids not have a father
00:55:13than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:18Save it, Hunter.
00:55:20Save it, Hunter.
00:55:21I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:23Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:27What is it?
00:55:31Uh, I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:38What's it say?
00:55:40Um, nothing.
00:55:42I just want some time alone, so I'll, um...
00:55:46I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh, I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:52Word.
00:55:53Well, since she asked for some space,
00:55:56you wanna go make out?
00:56:03I was never faking it.
00:56:05I'm sorry.
00:56:07I love you.
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:20There you are.
00:56:22Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you.
00:56:28He was being honest.
00:56:30He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:32So you're defending him?
00:56:34Even after he left?
00:56:36I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:39Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:42Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:49I'll show you the reason.
00:56:54Ben is just another deadbeat daddy,
00:56:57knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:02This isn't real.
00:57:04It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:07Face it, you're not special.
00:57:10You know what, just stop.
00:57:12You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:15Just like me.
00:57:32Hey!
00:57:33Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:36Look at this!
00:57:37Look how cute this is!
00:57:38This little changing table.
00:57:40That's the crib.
00:57:41That's where you're gonna put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:44And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:46We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:48I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:52I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey,
00:57:54but I want you to know I am so proud of you.
00:57:58I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey,
00:58:00but I want you to know I am so proud of you.
00:58:29Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know...
00:58:34For what?
00:58:35For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:38No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:43That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kind of...
00:58:52Fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:58:59Ugh!
00:59:00I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:03What are we gonna do?
00:59:04What do you mean?
00:59:06We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Duh!
00:59:10Oh, Ben!
00:59:11I missed that guy.
00:59:12Talked to him since he left?
00:59:14Uh...
00:59:16No.
00:59:18Ugh, boys are so dumb.
00:59:21Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:23Have you ever seen The Pear Trap?
00:59:25Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:29Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:33Never mind.
00:59:34The point is, we have to get them in the same room without Ben knowing.
00:59:38Oh, okay.
00:59:41I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:48Okay, where are you going?
00:59:49I have a party to plan.
00:59:52I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:54It's like old times.
00:59:56Minus the mimosas.
00:59:58I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:03I know, I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:05Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:08Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:13You're gonna be a mommy soon.
01:00:16Speaking of which...
01:00:18Speaking of which...
01:00:23Surprise!
01:00:36What, a baby shower? You did this all for me?
01:00:39Well, I had some help.
01:00:41My baby's having babies!
01:00:45Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:47Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:52I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:55Okay, come on. Let's get this fun started.
01:01:02Ow! Stupid diamond.
01:01:17Don't mind if I do.
01:01:28Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles. Trust me, bro.
01:01:33It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.
01:01:37You gotta loosen up, man. Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:40I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:43Who are you, and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:47So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain. She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth, and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:10And just one.
01:02:11She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:13I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:17Take it back.
01:02:18Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:34Ben, what are you doing here?
01:02:38I don't know. Hunter?
01:02:41Well, I brought you here because... Sky's lying.
01:02:44She was never pregnant. She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:48Doesn't matter. You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:54I failed you. I failed us. I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money. I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:08I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:14That was the deal.
01:03:15So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:18Yeah. I had to leave for you.
01:03:20Or else Sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:24Fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:29I would have loved it too.
01:03:31Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:33Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:35You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:38You leaving without a trace. No phone call or anything.
01:03:42That ruined my life.
01:03:46I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:49Well, you did.
01:03:53I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:56I did then and I do right now.
01:04:01I never stopped loving you.
01:04:03I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:05I promise you I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:10Just please take me back.
01:04:14Please, Kelsey.
01:04:22I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:24I am.
01:04:25I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:30Sky was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:35But I can't.
01:04:39I can't do this again.
01:04:43And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:47And I'm sorry.
01:04:49And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:53And that means not being with you.
01:04:57I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:07I hope you understand.
01:05:13I do.
01:05:16Time for plan B.
01:05:20So, where are we going?
01:05:22It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:25You need to unwind.
01:05:27Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this, so...
01:05:31Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:36I think.
01:05:37Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:40I miss that day.
01:05:50Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:53Yeah, man. It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:04What was that?
01:06:07Dude, you said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:11Bros and hoes.
01:06:14Kelsey, this is not my hoe. I mean, girlfriend.
01:06:17She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:20Why is she here?
01:06:30No. Uh-uh. I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:37I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:41No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:44No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:47Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:51You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:55We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:57Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:00So, you're stuck here, Barrington, with me and Ben.
01:07:05I think the plan's going great.
01:07:08Yeah? What plan?
01:07:15Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:18No! Not at all.
01:07:22Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No! Not at all.
01:07:47My whole body hurts.
01:07:51Here's a tip. Never get pregnant.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:56Where are, um...
01:07:58Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:00You didn't want to go?
01:08:02I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:04Ben.
01:08:05Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:10and I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:15I don't hate you, Ben. And especially when you make me do it.
01:08:21Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:26But if you want company while Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do,
01:08:31I can show you around.
01:08:34I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:37I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:40How do you do that?
01:08:42Do what?
01:08:44Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever?
01:08:51Okay.
01:09:09Wow.
01:09:10Let's keep coming.
01:09:11I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:15I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:18Moo!
01:09:22Ugh!
01:09:26Ugh!
01:09:28She's pregnant, asshole!
01:09:30Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben, chill!
01:09:35You used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You're a legend.
01:09:38What's wrong with you?
01:09:43You okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer,
01:09:48but it's kind of cute you going macho over our family.
01:09:53Family, huh?
01:09:55Mm-hmm.
01:09:57Wow.
01:10:31Kels.
01:10:34I know I fucked up.
01:10:37Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:39I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:42If you give me another chance,
01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:51Oh, really?
01:10:58I swear, I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:02You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:05So do we.
01:11:09So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:13Well, let's start by doing this.
01:11:18Oh, my God, you're going to drop me.
01:11:32I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:35Working late during spring break?
01:11:38Thanks, Prof. Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:42Well, keep it up.
01:11:45And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.
01:11:49Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:52Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:56I'll show that bitch.
01:11:59There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.
01:12:05I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:08And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house?
01:12:11Badass little chat took the second you left, bro.
01:12:14I'm sorry, man.
01:12:16I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:20Fair warning, I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:23And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:26Dude.
01:12:28And the baby kicks, like, hard.
01:12:30Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:33Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:36Sure, man.
01:12:38Skye.
01:12:42She stole my designs.
01:12:52What's wrong?
01:12:53All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:12:56Oh, my God. We gotta tell the boss.
01:12:58All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:01Oh, my God. We gotta tell the boss.
01:13:06Oh, my God.
01:13:08That's Marissa Lyon.
01:13:10This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:16This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:21And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:28Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:33Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:39Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:42Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:45It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:47I really hope so, Miss Barrington.
01:13:49I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:58What was that?
01:14:00Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:03Skye can't get away with this, Kels.
01:14:06She already has.
01:14:08They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:14I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses.
01:14:19Even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:23Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:26No, absolutely not.
01:14:30It's over.
01:14:33That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:36The Kelsey I do know?
01:14:38She fights for herself.
01:14:40She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:47I mean, there's like this one idea I have.
01:14:56But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen.
01:14:59And there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:04I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:08No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:11Kelsey, yes, you can.
01:15:15I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:17Same.
01:15:19If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:22Ditto.
01:15:24Ditto. Whatever she said.
01:15:29You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:32Duh.
01:15:35Guys, let's get to work.
01:15:46Put some fabric down.
01:15:47Put this down.
01:15:49And then you'll thread this, so go ahead and do that.
01:15:55Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:00Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.
01:16:03Perfect. Thank you so much.
01:16:09We did it, guys.
01:16:11I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15That's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:16You crushed it.
01:16:18Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:21I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:23Yeah, no biggie. I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:26Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:29I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:31Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:34Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:36Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:38No idea.
01:16:39Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:41Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:51This was Sky Miller with Sky High Designs.
01:16:57More like Sky Rise Designs.
01:17:21I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement.
01:17:27For one, Ms. Sky Miller.
01:17:34This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year,
01:17:38shows my client wearing a dress of her design months before Sky even started working on her collection.
01:17:45Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:47No.
01:17:49Yes, I don't know.
01:17:51Please, don't fail me.
01:17:55This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:00Go!
01:18:03Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection
01:18:08that she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Sky.
01:18:13Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:15Bye.
01:18:18Thanks.
01:18:20Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:34Okay, Kelsey. You got this.
01:18:36You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:40You got this.
01:18:46Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:48What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
01:18:52I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:56A contraction?
01:18:58We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:01I know. Um...
01:19:03Okay, it's just false alarm.
01:19:05You're fine?
01:19:06Mm-hmm.
01:19:08You sure you can do this right now?
01:19:10Yeah, I can.
01:19:24Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive
01:19:29for when my designs were stolen.
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:34But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:39Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:19:42Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:46that Scott showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:51So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:00Because, well, nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through
01:20:05the absolute most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:11Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:17It's something to celebrate.
01:20:20So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:30I take it back. Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:33And that is my presentation. Thank you.
01:20:48What's going on?
01:20:50I think my water just broke.
01:20:53Excuse me, I'm so sorry. I'm looking for my daughter Kelsey Barrington. Is she okay?
01:20:59Fastest delivery ever. A perfectly healthy pair of twins. One boy, one girl.
01:21:07What about Kelsey?
01:21:12Couldn't be better. I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:17Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:31Grandma?
01:21:36You're precious.
01:21:39I'm going to go get these two changed.
01:21:41Okay.
01:21:48Hi.
01:21:55I saw your show last night. Very impressive.
01:22:01And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:06You actually came?
01:22:08Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:13I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:18Oh, fuck the rules. Pardon my language.
01:22:25All those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:34And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:39That's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:42So, you're not ashamed of me? Because I was pregnant?
01:22:47Ashamed? No.
01:22:49A wise woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:58I used to love knitting. I wasn't very good.
01:23:03And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:11But I never gave it to her. My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket. That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:25After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:29It's not very vanity or very good, but it's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:38And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:42And I made another one for the boy.
01:23:52I love them, Grandma.
01:24:03Kels, you have another visitor.
01:24:12Hello, Kelsey.
01:24:19I mean, Marcel Young, you're my hero.
01:24:24And you're mine after our last night.
01:24:28When your friend stood up to that girl and her collection, it really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom too, and I never thought to design something pregnant women could wear and feel proud of.
01:24:43So, when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:24:49I had to come and pay the young mama a visit and give you this.
01:24:54I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies,
01:25:01and then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:06Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:08Absolutely. I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leanne.
01:25:13If you're interested.
01:25:17She's interested.
01:25:19Great. I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsey.
01:25:29Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:31Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer, just like I always knew.
01:25:35But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:43Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:53The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:25:58Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:08Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go.
01:26:15Dude, I found it.
01:26:17It was in your old bedroom?
01:26:19Oh my God.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:30I love my babies.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:36Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:39Come to the stage.
01:26:42But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:45Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:47I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:51Come on.
01:26:56All right, Benjamin.
01:26:59You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:12Grandma. Just call me Grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:27Skye Miller.
01:27:33You are not graduating.
01:27:36You can't do this.
01:27:39Oh yes, I think I can.
01:27:41Passant to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:46Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:53Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:56Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:59So this dean has decided
01:28:01that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:05And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:13Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremower College.
01:28:22Except for Skye.
01:28:24Except Skye. Congratulations!
01:28:35Hey Mom, where are the...
01:28:41Kelsey.
01:28:43I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:46And it has not been easy.
01:28:49And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:56Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
01:28:58Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!