Pantomime Ewshot
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00:00🎵
00:27🎵 Something strange in the neighbourhood 🎵
00:31🎵 Who you gonna call? Crime Busters! 🎵
00:35🎵 Something weird and it don't look good 🎵
00:39🎵 Who you gonna call? Crime Busters! 🎵
00:47Oh, hello everybody!
00:49Hello!
00:51Thank goodness for Neighbourhood Watch helping us all to keep an eye on things.
00:54Too much trouble in our lovely village lately.
00:56I'm Tom and this is my cat, Marmaduke.
01:00We call him Juki for short.
01:02Say hello, Juki!
01:04Oh, hello! Sorry, I was somewhat distracted being about the stock market.
01:08Lovely to see you all.
01:10I'm Tom's highly intellectual and charismatic cat.
01:14🎵 These boots are made for walking 🎵
01:17🎵 And that's just what they'll do 🎵
01:20🎵 One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 🎵
01:28Juki! Juki! Juki!
01:35You!
01:36🎵 I believe it's a miracle 🎵
01:40🎵 Since you came along 🎵
01:42🎵 You've sexed me! 🎵
01:44You sexy, pretty you!
01:50🎵 When did you come from, baby? 🎵
01:54🎵 How did you come? 🎵
01:56🎵 I didn't know! 🎵
01:58Oh, for heaven's sake, you two!
02:01Get a room, will you?
02:03Not in this very famous chalice from the palace.
02:10🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵
02:17🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵
02:20He's the king's favourite.
02:23The one he uses when he lunches with the drinkers of Yusha.
02:28You know, the lunches where they all get hammered for 12 hours
02:32and don't leave till gone midnight.
02:35The lunches where they all get so drunk
02:39and tell each other what they really think of other people in Yusha.
02:44🎵 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🎵
02:47🎵 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🎵
02:52🎵 Why do you build me up? 🎵
02:54🎵 Build you up 🎵
02:55🎵 Like a cup, baby, never let me down 🎵
02:57🎵 Let you down 🎵
02:58🎵 Festival, frown, then festival 🎵
03:01🎵 Festival 🎵
03:02🎵 You let me rot, baby, and I'm ripe for steel 🎵
03:04🎵 Ripe for steel 🎵
03:05🎵 I love you still, I need you! 🎵
03:07🎵 Need you! 🎵
03:08🎵 More than anyone, darling 🎵
03:10🎵 You know that I'm much more than a star 🎵
03:14🎵 So let me up, let me up 🎵
03:16🎵 I've got a cup, you bend my arm 🎵
03:19I am the bearer of horribly shocking news!
03:27Oh, what is it? What's the matter?
03:30The chalice has been stolen!
03:35It's been taken from the mystical box
03:38and the magical key is gone!
03:44Oh, your majesties, my name's Judy
03:48and I am told I'm in the Marquis of Ushot,
03:52a very clever and modest prince.
03:55I'm the Marquis of Ushot, apparently.
03:59Goodness me, who is this beautiful lady?
04:03I've never seen such beauty in all my life.
04:05I am Princess Crystal Pip,
04:07the most sought-after princess in the land of Ushot.
04:10Ushot? Why do you ask?
04:12I have enough admirers as it is.
04:14Um, no, not you.
04:17Maybe the other young lady.
04:20Oh, my gosh!
04:23What? Really?
04:27I'm Princess Sugar Honey.
04:31You look nice.
04:41My, it's gone kicking off in this manner, isn't it?
04:48Oh, oh, oh, Shiloh, Philippe,
04:52we need to torch it and torch it now.
04:54Yes, excusez-moi.
04:56Can you not see we need some privacy?
04:59We are in the middle of a session of snoggy-woggies.
05:03But this is important.
05:05Listen to me.
05:07The king has requested that we break into the castle dungeon
05:11to try to find the chalice from the palace.
05:14Um, but you, kid, you're a goody.
05:17Goody-goodies don't do things like that.
05:19Goody-goodies don't break into things.
05:21Do you think we'll eventually find the chalice?
05:24Call yourselves cat-gurglers.
05:26You're just milk-gurglers.
05:28Getting tired, are we?
05:31As torture, you are being made to stay awake all night.
05:36Do I have to stay awake too, Smell-Fungus?
05:39Course you do, stupid.
05:41We need to unwatch him, do we?
05:44Do you want me to put the chalice on in there, Smell-Fungus?
05:47No, let's have a celebratory drink from it first.
05:51Good idea.
05:53Give me the chalice, Smell-Fungus,
05:55and I shall fetch some wine in it.
05:57I found some in the old wine cellar.
05:59A nice drink before ding-dings.
06:02Ding-dings.
06:05Oh no, I'm going to be so drunk to get all frosty.
06:09Where's Frosty? I'm frosty the Brute.
06:12Get him out, get him out.
06:15Hurry up, Frosty.
06:17I'll get out, I'll shoot you, frantic, crazy frog.
06:21Go away, go away.
06:25They're going to drink from the chalice.
06:27They don't know of its magic powers.
06:29They're going to say the truth, the whole truth,
06:31and nothing but the truth.
06:33Smell-Fungus.
06:35You go first.
06:37About time, Frosty, about time.
06:42Mmm, delicious.
06:45It's that nice Merlot from Little Waitrose.
06:48Here, have some.
06:54Mmm, it's delicious, isn't it? Really nice.
06:57Oh, please don't hurt us.
06:59Oh, please don't be nasty to us.
07:01Take your shoes off, those two.
07:03Stop being stupid.
07:05You got nothing from us.
07:07You stole.
07:09You can hear a big story on Smell-Fungus and Fuzzy Lug.
07:13So please forgive us, pretty please.
07:16Please forgive us, pretty please.
07:20Does that mean they are not going to court?
07:23Oh, I have a friend, a very close friend,
07:27a handsome one,
07:29and she won't set the court.
07:31She could send them down.
07:37No, it's all right, Philippe.
07:39I've decided to picket.
07:41Please, I really don't want to live in front of them.
07:44Please hurry up.
07:46Yes, hurry up.
07:48I'm scared. Please, please.
07:52Believe the love, there is some love in you.
07:56I just can't believe it's true.
07:59I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too.
08:03I just can't believe it's true.
08:06Oh, sugar.
08:10Oh, honey, honey.
08:14You are my candy girl.
08:17And you got me wanting you.
08:22Oh, honey.
08:25Oh, sugar, sugar.
08:28Oh, sugar.
08:59So, sugar, do you take Tom to be your lawful wedded husband?
09:05I do.
09:09And Tom, do you take sugar to be your lawful wedded wife?
09:13I do.
09:16So I pronounce you man and wife.
09:20Yay!
09:23Not as good as Dawn and Rob's though.
09:26Where's the sloe gin? Where's the sloe gin?
09:28Let's party!
09:40We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight.
09:43And we'd especially like to welcome members of the New South Wales Law Enforcement Community.
09:47Otherwise known as Navy Watch, who've decided to join us here in the woods for the Royal Wedding at this time.
09:52We do sincerely hope that you enjoy the show.
09:54And just remember, no matter who you are or what you do, live, thrive and survive.
09:59There are some things that make us all the same.
10:02You.
10:03Me.
10:04Them.
10:06Everybody.
10:07Everybody.
10:08Everybody needs somebody.
10:13Everybody needs somebody.
10:17A love.
10:18Someone to love.
10:19Someone to love.
10:21A sweetheart to miss.
10:23Sweetheart to miss.
10:24Sugar to kiss.
10:25Sugar to kiss.
10:27I need you.
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10:30I need you.
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10:33I need you.
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10:36I need you.
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10:39Sometimes I feel.
10:40I feel a little sad inside.
10:43But when I see that he's happy.
10:45I never, never, never, never miss.
10:47I need you.
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