My Step-Brother is My Ex! Full Movie
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00:00:00Dean, we can't do that out here.
00:00:25What if a teacher catches us?
00:00:26Then meet me upstairs.
00:00:28It's our last night before you move back west and I start military college.
00:00:31You still want to go all the way?
00:00:33Of course.
00:00:34We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:00:38I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:00:47Ow!
00:00:50Give that back.
00:00:51Aww.
00:00:52Are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:00:55Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer to me.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:01:05Then why did Dean tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:01:08Guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:01:10Dean would never.
00:01:16We'll see about that.
00:01:18Ow!
00:01:24Ow! What are you doing? Let me go!
00:01:25Shut up!
00:01:31Nice, Jake.
00:01:33Here, get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:01:36Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:01:39Oh my god.
00:01:44I refuse to believe Elisa's lies.
00:01:47Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:50Mmm.
00:01:51Oh, Dean, that was so good.
00:01:58What the hell? Where is he?
00:02:02He's in the bathroom, getting ready for round two.
00:02:05Can you blame him?
00:02:07Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:02:11As if I'd believe that. He's probably not even in there.
00:02:15See for yourself.
00:02:21No, he wouldn't.
00:02:26Dean, are you in there?
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:33How could you?
00:02:35You promised me.
00:02:42No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me. I want an explanation.
00:02:46She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:02:50I want an explanation.
00:02:53Why do you think he's hiding in there instead of coming and talking this out with you?
00:02:58Dean.
00:02:59Go on, ask him to come out. See if he will.
00:03:04Fine.
00:03:06Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:03:09One.
00:03:11Two.
00:03:13Three.
00:03:17You ruined tonight. You ruined us.
00:03:34What the hell?
00:03:36Hannah.
00:03:38Please, just be okay.
00:03:46Hannah, thank God I...
00:03:47It's over, Dean.
00:03:49Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:03:53Don't talk to me ever again.
00:03:57I have to find her. I have to explain everything.
00:04:09Why?
00:04:11Why'd you leave me?
00:04:26I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom?
00:04:31Who even is this woman?
00:04:34Who even is this woman?
00:04:36She's kind and also very rich.
00:04:38We met before we moved four years ago.
00:04:41Four years ago?
00:04:46That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:04:48Dean.
00:04:54Nice to meet you, Hannah. I'm so happy you're here.
00:04:57And my son is going to love you. He's always wanted a sibling.
00:05:01I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:05:03He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:05:06You should go too. I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:05:10You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother.
00:05:15Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:05:19Dean goes to military school too. Oh God, will he be there?
00:05:24Speak of the devil. Hi honey, where are you?
00:05:27About to head to the party.
00:05:29Perfect. I'm going to send your stepsister Hannah there to meet you.
00:05:34Hannah? Wait, I have a stepsister?
00:05:36Take good care of her, okay?
00:05:46How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:05:49Everyone's in uniform and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:05:53Oh my God, is that him?
00:05:59He is so fine.
00:06:01I know, he's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:06:04And he's single. And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance too.
00:06:09Back off, I call dibs.
00:06:16Dean?
00:06:17Hannah, it's been four years. She probably never even thought about me.
00:06:22What are you doing here?
00:06:24I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:06:28Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:06:31Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect. I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:06:36No need, I'm leaving.
00:06:39Dean, where are you going?
00:06:41Walk away from me.
00:06:43Don't walk away from me.
00:06:45What does she have that we don't?
00:06:49Don't walk away from me, Hannah. You already did that four years ago.
00:06:52That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:06:54I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:06:57You were the one that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious.
00:07:00Four years, Hannah.
00:07:03I called you so many times. I tried to find you and explain.
00:07:06You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:07:10Your clothes were all over the room. I heard your voice.
00:07:14I wanted to believe him so badly.
00:07:17If she doesn't believe me, then why waste my breath?
00:07:19Forget it.
00:07:29Whoa! That's three shots of vodka, man.
00:07:32Is this about that hot girl you were fighting with over there?
00:07:35It's my ex, Hannah. I haven't seen her in four years. I thought she left this town for good.
00:07:39Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:07:45No, dude. There's like a million Hannahs out there. It can't be the same person.
00:07:49Hope you're right.
00:07:51Because becoming step-siblings with your ex sounds like a nightmare.
00:07:54Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:07:58I can't believe this.
00:08:00She walked away from me again.
00:08:02Then show her she's wrong.
00:08:04Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:08:10Well, well, well. The virgin Hannah returns.
00:08:14I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again.
00:08:17You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:08:20You should be humiliated for what you did to me.
00:08:23You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:08:26No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:08:28Dean was my man, and you took him from me.
00:08:31What?
00:08:32You won't get away with that.
00:08:35Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch! Haven't you heard me enough?
00:08:39Elise, what's wrong?
00:08:41This woman is harassing me!
00:08:43It wasn't enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago.
00:08:46She decided to come back and rub it in my face!
00:08:48Oh my god, she was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:08:51I knew it! I knew that homewrecker was out to get me!
00:08:54Damn, jealous much?
00:08:56That is so messed up.
00:08:58No, I wasn't. She was.
00:09:00Damn, jealous much?
00:09:02That is so messed up.
00:09:03No, I wasn't. She was lying!
00:09:06Elise is the desperate one!
00:09:24Hold her down.
00:09:27You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:09:29The punishment is your very own scarlet letter.
00:09:34A for adulterer.
00:09:37Asshole.
00:09:40Let me go!
00:09:42That's Hannah.
00:09:46Get your hands off her!
00:09:49What the hell is this?
00:10:00What the hell is this?
00:10:14We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise.
00:10:16Now that homewrecker is just paying the price.
00:10:19Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:10:21Then she's a liar.
00:10:24I never slept with Elise.
00:10:25I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:10:28Is he telling the truth?
00:10:30You don't have to lie to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:10:34We all see it.
00:10:35She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material.
00:10:39Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:10:42You're very confident in yourself, Elise.
00:10:44Let me ask a question.
00:10:46How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:10:53And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:10:59See, you think you're so hot, but no one here wants you.
00:11:03I know I never did, and I certainly never will.
00:11:06No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:11:09And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker,
00:11:12you should look in the mirror first.
00:11:20You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:11:23No, no, please don't!
00:11:29Is that true? You really never slept with Elise?
00:11:33Hannah, why would I...
00:11:35Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:11:38All the evidence was there. What was I supposed to think?
00:11:41Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed with every guy in our school.
00:11:44I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:11:47Are you calling me stupid?
00:11:49Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:11:50Even if you never cheated,
00:11:52it took me four years to piece my broken heart back together.
00:11:55I can't just let that go.
00:11:57Apparently neither can Elise.
00:12:00God, that was so humiliating.
00:12:06No, don't drink that!
00:12:08Oh God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:12:11Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:12:13But dude, that's got a whole tab of acid in it.
00:12:18It's hot.
00:12:20Are we swimming?
00:12:22Oh my God.
00:12:25You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:31You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:34Again, I never cheated.
00:12:36God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:38I never cheated.
00:12:40I never cheated.
00:12:42I never cheated.
00:12:44Again, I never cheated.
00:12:46God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:48Where are we?
00:12:50You're at my house.
00:12:52Well, my mom's.
00:12:54Just lay down. You need rest.
00:12:56Okay?
00:12:58Mm-mm, you're wrong.
00:13:00You're at my house.
00:13:02I just moved in.
00:13:05Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:13:14After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:13:19Do you still have feelings for me?
00:13:23The ship.
00:13:25I'm the captain of the ship.
00:13:28It's calling me.
00:13:30What are you thinking, Dean?
00:13:32She's just tripping.
00:13:35Goodnight, Hannah.
00:13:45I start my new job at the academy today.
00:13:48Oh crap, I have to get ready.
00:13:54Morning, Hannah.
00:13:55Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:13:57Um, it was kind of crazy.
00:13:59I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:14:01Oh.
00:14:02He's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around.
00:14:05Can't wait. I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:14:15She left without saying goodbye? Again?
00:14:23This is for the best.
00:14:25It's easier if I never see her again.
00:14:29Hey, Mom.
00:14:30Did you see a girl brunette like this tall?
00:14:33You mean your stepsister?
00:14:34No, not my stepsister. My...
00:14:37Never mind.
00:14:39She really did leave. Again.
00:14:42Well, you should probably say hi
00:14:44since you missed her at the party last night.
00:14:46She went upstairs to shower.
00:14:54She better be done in the bathroom.
00:14:56I can't be late for school.
00:15:03Sorry, didn't see anything.
00:15:07Sorry, I'll just be a minute.
00:15:11Sure, yeah.
00:15:12This was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister.
00:15:15I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:15:16Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:20Why did she sound so familiar?
00:15:24Do your job and keep your head down.
00:15:26No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:15:29Gene goes here. I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:15:32Break any rules and you're out.
00:15:34Understood?
00:15:36Yes, Captain.
00:15:40I'm Skye.
00:15:41I'm so happy someone my age joined the cleaning crew.
00:15:43I can tell we're going to be friends.
00:15:47I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:15:50I think someone needs a shower.
00:15:55No, I clean the bathrooms with that!
00:15:59I can tell.
00:16:00Now the smell is unbearable.
00:16:03What the hell? You can't just do that.
00:16:05I'm a third year student
00:16:07and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:16:09You have no power here.
00:16:11If you want to take an actual shower,
00:16:13you can use the west wing locker room.
00:16:15They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:16:21Go ahead and take a shower.
00:16:22I'll cover for you.
00:16:40You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:16:43That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:16:51Gene, what are you doing here?
00:16:53I go here, Hannah.
00:16:55What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:16:57Well, it's my first day at work and I...
00:16:59Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:17:02I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here
00:17:05and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:17:08She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:17:10If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:17:13Go in and see for yourself.
00:17:18I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here.
00:17:20Her first day on the job
00:17:22and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:17:24Elise, she set me up.
00:17:26Oh my God, I can't be in here.
00:17:28What do I do?
00:17:29Don't say a word.
00:17:32Lieutenant Dumont, what's going on in here?
00:17:34I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:17:36What is Lyons doing in here?
00:17:38All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:17:40I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:17:42She must be here with you somewhere.
00:17:44Well, it's just me in here, so...
00:17:47if you don't mind.
00:17:56Lieutenant Dumont, what's going on in here?
00:17:58I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:18:01Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:05I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:18:07Are you both going to stand there and watch, or...
00:18:10No!
00:18:11Freeze, Dumont.
00:18:12It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:18:15He's in trouble now.
00:18:22But it's a worse offense to drag the captain
00:18:24into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:18:26What?
00:18:27But, Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:18:29He's obviously just protecting her.
00:18:31Silence!
00:18:32That's 50 demerits and kitchen duty for a weak Lyons.
00:18:37Mess with the cleaning staff or step foot into this room one more time.
00:18:41And you're doing bathroom duties, too.
00:18:43Got it?
00:18:44Yes, Captain.
00:18:50Apologies for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:18:59Jeez, that was close.
00:19:01It's twice I've saved you now.
00:19:04You owe me a thank you.
00:19:12Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:19:15Why not?
00:19:17You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:19:19You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:19:20It's not that simple.
00:19:22Four years is a long time.
00:19:24I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:19:27How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:32How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:35Don't look at me like that.
00:19:37Like what?
00:19:38Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:19:40Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:19:43those four years of pain were very real.
00:19:46I'm not going through that again.
00:19:48You want my trust?
00:19:49Earn it back.
00:19:54Fine.
00:19:56Fine.
00:20:05I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:19My God, I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:20:22I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:20:24I know.
00:20:25That should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff.
00:20:33Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:20:51Everything okay there?
00:20:53That's probably just allergies.
00:20:56Look alive, ladies.
00:20:58Today I want the two of you to work in-
00:21:00Captain! There's a disaster in the kitchen.
00:21:02I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:21:04Kitchen it is.
00:21:05Follow Lyons.
00:21:06And no funny business.
00:21:24Big D, have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:21:28The ladies are all waiting.
00:21:34I have someone in mind.
00:21:35Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:40Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:43Where the hell are your dates?
00:21:45Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:21:46So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:21:50Clean it up.
00:21:54Ugh!
00:21:55You're not going to treat Skye like crap
00:21:57just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me
00:22:00ended in kitchen duty.
00:22:03Something wrong, Hannah?
00:22:05It's just so itchy.
00:22:07It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:22:10Oh my God, it's driving me crazy.
00:22:12I have to get this off.
00:22:18You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:22:19Here, let me help you with that.
00:22:24Dude, speak of the devil.
00:22:37The show's about to begin.
00:22:41Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:22:45Dean won't help her now.
00:22:46He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:22:49Dean won't help her now.
00:22:50He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:22:53No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:22:55So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:22:58Yeah, where are you scratching yourself?
00:22:59Do you have like an STD or something?
00:23:01Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations.
00:23:05Is he really just going to sit there?
00:23:07Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:23:15Everyone shut up!
00:23:20Everyone shut up!
00:23:31What the hell are you all looking at?
00:23:33If I hear one more word about this,
00:23:35I see one more video,
00:23:37you will never walk these halls again.
00:23:50Shit.
00:23:51I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:23:58Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:24:01Oh, what the hell?
00:24:07Looks like you almost got whatever disease Hannah has.
00:24:09No, I don't!
00:24:10That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school.
00:24:13Watch out, it may be contagious.
00:24:20Stop that, you're going to tear your skin off.
00:24:23Here, antihistamines.
00:24:24You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:24:27Hannah, oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:24:29It was Elise.
00:24:30She put itching powder in your uniform.
00:24:32But don't worry,
00:24:33I got her back,
00:24:34and took videos with your phone,
00:24:35and got you a new uniform.
00:24:38I knew it was her.
00:24:39I just wish we had proof.
00:24:41Do me a favor.
00:24:42Will you, Sky?
00:24:45Next time you see her doing anything suspicious,
00:24:48breaking any rules,
00:24:50record it.
00:24:51Captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:24:53Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:24:55Don't worry,
00:24:56I'm going to protect you and Hannah.
00:24:58She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:25:03You're so kind to her.
00:25:06Okay, on a scale from one to ten,
00:25:07how embarrassing was that?
00:25:10None of the captains saw,
00:25:11and barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:25:13I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:25:16Especially now that Elise is walking around looking like a constipated lobster.
00:25:20Now,
00:25:21do I love the fact that a bunch of horny navy bros saw you half naked?
00:25:25Hell no.
00:25:27Oh, so you were jealous?
00:25:29What if I was?
00:25:42Honey,
00:25:43I made reservations for you and your stepsister at Anchor Bar tonight,
00:25:47so you two can properly meet.
00:25:49I'm sending her number now.
00:25:51Call to confirm, would you?
00:25:53Got it.
00:25:57I have to make a call.
00:26:00I have to make a call.
00:26:01It's okay, I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:26:11Oh, it's...
00:26:14It's...
00:26:19Who just called you?
00:26:20I don't recognize the number, it's probably a scam.
00:26:23Right.
00:26:25Well,
00:26:26come find me if you need me, okay?
00:26:41Hello?
00:26:42Hey, Hannah.
00:26:43Dean, is that you?
00:26:45Yeah, it's me.
00:26:46Your stepbrother.
00:26:47Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:26:49He must have misheard me.
00:26:51Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other day.
00:26:53Wanna get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:26:55Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:26:57Sure.
00:26:58Drinks on me.
00:27:01Mmm,
00:27:02got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:27:05I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but
00:27:07y'all look so hot together.
00:27:09God, no, it's my stepbrother.
00:27:11I think he goes here too.
00:27:13But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:27:16Ooh, I have an idea!
00:27:20There's all kinds of stuff in here.
00:27:21Maybe you'll find something.
00:27:24Ooh.
00:27:32I'm meeting my stepbrother, is this too much?
00:27:41I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:27:43If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:27:47Can I help you?
00:27:48It's reservation only.
00:27:50Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:27:52Name?
00:27:53Oh God, what is my stepbrother's name?
00:27:56That's so embarrassing.
00:27:58Why don't you try the Gentleman Club down the street instead?
00:28:01Excuse me?
00:28:02Hannah?
00:28:05Hannah?
00:28:06What the hell is she doing here?
00:28:08Young girl in a tie dress?
00:28:10She doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:28:12I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:28:16Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:28:19You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21I'm not a sugar baby.
00:28:22She's not a homewrecker either.
00:28:24She's my girlfriend.
00:28:26Lieutenant Dumont, I'm so sorry.
00:28:29She didn't say.
00:28:30I don't care.
00:28:31No one talks to her that way.
00:28:33You're fired.
00:28:41Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:28:43Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:46Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:28:49Oh, so you are jealous.
00:28:51I never said I wasn't.
00:28:54Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:28:57Whoa, are you serious?
00:28:58I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:29:00Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:04Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:06Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:12Yeah, right.
00:29:13Could you imagine?
00:29:14I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:29:16Looks like we both got stood up.
00:29:18Great.
00:29:19I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:29:21He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:29:23And he's also an idiot.
00:29:25I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:29:28Or a hermit.
00:29:29I can't tell which, really.
00:29:30She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:29:33She seems super fun.
00:29:36Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:29:38If you'd rather not go home,
00:29:40you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:29:42You do kind of own me, after all.
00:29:46Fine.
00:29:47One drink.
00:29:52Your usual, Mr. Dumas.
00:29:53Una pina colada para la ley.
00:29:55He remembered my favorite drink.
00:29:59So, is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:30:04Everyone treats you like royalty, and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:30:07Sometimes.
00:30:09It also helps that my mom owns this place, too,
00:30:11so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:30:13When my mom divorced my scumbag father,
00:30:15she won millions in the settlement.
00:30:17She's invested it well.
00:30:19She sounds like a badass.
00:30:21She is.
00:30:22You two would get along.
00:30:24Cheers to new beginnings?
00:30:35Cute, no?
00:30:36Cutie.
00:30:37Wow.
00:30:39Looks better on you.
00:30:43Turn around.
00:30:44No.
00:30:47Ben, look at me loving life.
00:30:51Nice.
00:30:53That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:30:58Okay, I should go.
00:31:00We've been talking for hours, and it's way past last call.
00:31:03I have work, and you have school.
00:31:04Hannah, don't go.
00:31:08My mom owns the bar.
00:31:09Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:31:11Dean, I don't know.
00:31:13We have four years of catching up to do.
00:31:17Dean, I can't.
00:31:19Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:31:22They were hell.
00:31:24Heartbreak.
00:31:25I looked at old photos, reliving that moment over and over again.
00:31:30You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:31:32You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:31:35Because all I did was train and study.
00:31:37I worked myself to the bone just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:31:41And how'd that work out for you?
00:31:43It didn't.
00:31:45I never stopped thinking about you.
00:31:52I still love you, Dean DeMond.
00:31:58At least let me drive you home.
00:31:59You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:32:02I want to say yes, but if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:32:07I'll call a car.
00:32:09See you tomorrow.
00:32:20How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:32:23He never showed.
00:32:24Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:32:34Is that what she told you?
00:32:36She's the one who stood me up.
00:32:38Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:32:40She's up in her room. Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:49Hello?
00:32:51Oh my god.
00:32:54Goddammit, what the hell did I do to you?
00:32:57I'm so sorry. You scared me.
00:33:00Are you okay?
00:33:01Don't come near me. Just give me some space, please.
00:33:08I think my stepbrother hated me.
00:33:15Morning, lieutenant.
00:33:17Morning.
00:33:18Morning, lieutenant. Hangover hitting you hard?
00:33:21No, I don't get hangover.
00:33:25Do you want a tissue?
00:33:29Oh my god, what happened?
00:33:31There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up on my stepsister.
00:33:37I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:33:42I should see the other guy.
00:33:48Better?
00:33:54Better?
00:33:56Much.
00:34:01Alright, let's get this bandaid off. Come with me.
00:34:06I'm not going to be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:34:13It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:34:18You.
00:34:23Alright, let's get this bandage off. Come with me.
00:34:33I'm sorry about last night, Hannah. I don't want to push you.
00:34:36I'm sorry, too. I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:34:41You were a victim in all this, too.
00:34:44Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:34:48Depends on the question.
00:34:50Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:34:53It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony and I have to give a whole speech.
00:34:57Dean, I'm cleaning crew. I'm not allowed.
00:35:00Says who? It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:35:04I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:35:11Just think about it.
00:35:17Oh my god, the captain.
00:35:19Come quick, it's Elise.
00:35:21She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:35:28Oh my god.
00:35:41Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything.
00:35:45The captain's definitely going to fire me.
00:35:47No, she's not. I'm shutting this down now.
00:35:51I have an idea.
00:35:55Attention-seeking skank much?
00:36:11God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:36:15He's obviously doing charity work.
00:36:17He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:36:22Right? Boo-hoo, Hannah.
00:36:25You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:36:34Actually, that's not true.
00:36:41You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:46You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:49Wait until the captain sees this.
00:36:52Bitch!
00:36:57Oh, you broke my phone!
00:36:59Sorry, we need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:37:03Hannah?
00:37:05Sorry, we need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:37:09Hannah?
00:37:10That video of me was nice, but I think the whole school is really going to love this one.
00:37:25Damn, at least Hannah looked hot.
00:37:28At least looks like a rotten tomato.
00:37:31Ew, it's so true.
00:37:33And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either.
00:37:36How sad.
00:37:38You two-faced assholes!
00:37:40I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:37:42You're the one who no one wants.
00:37:46Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah?
00:37:49Any other threats they want to make?
00:37:53Good. I'm the top-ranked lieutenant, and next year I'll be senior commander.
00:37:58I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:38:02So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:38:08Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:38:10Yeah, just two quick things.
00:38:24That was so badass.
00:38:26So badass.
00:38:27We got her so good.
00:38:29I gotta get back to work.
00:38:38Lieutenant Dumont!
00:38:41My office, now!
00:38:49I saw the video.
00:38:51This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:38:56I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:39:00Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:39:05What are you saying, Captain?
00:39:07Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:39:09No. Lyons is the center of all this drama.
00:39:12You saw what she did in the locker room. She's the one who broadcast the video.
00:39:16She set Hart up.
00:39:17Do you have proof of this?
00:39:19I broke her phone.
00:39:20No, but...
00:39:22You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:39:25It's clouding your judgment.
00:39:27If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:39:35Then so be it.
00:39:40Dean, wait.
00:39:43Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:45Ms. Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:39:49Though, I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:39:56Dean, think about it.
00:39:58I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander.
00:40:03You're right.
00:40:07But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:40:09And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:40:13It's not what a good commander does.
00:40:17I'll take whatever punishment you want to get me kept.
00:40:31You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:40:33You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:40:36I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:40:38I'm trying to earn it back. I'm trying so damn hard.
00:40:47Dean.
00:40:59God, I've missed this.
00:41:00So have I.
00:41:03Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:05You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:41:07If she sees me, they're just going to freak out.
00:41:09There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:41:11I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:41:17Yes.
00:41:19Yes, I will go to the dance with you.
00:41:25So the results of me mumble.
00:41:28What they were.
00:41:29Morning.
00:41:30Morning.
00:41:31Got to run.
00:41:33You're in a good mood.
00:41:34Where are you off to, sweetie?
00:41:36I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance.
00:41:38My date, Dean, is a lieutenant.
00:41:40So I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:41:42You and Dean are going to the dance together.
00:41:44How exciting.
00:41:46Does Christine know Dean?
00:41:48Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:41:51Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:41:53Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique,
00:41:56but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:41:58Oh, don't worry about that.
00:41:59I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:42:01If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:42:04Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Christine.
00:42:13I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:20I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:26Sorry, what was that? I had music in.
00:42:29Nothing, dear.
00:42:30Christine?
00:42:40Oh, honey.
00:42:41Did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:42:43Not yet. I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:42:50Good. You better.
00:42:52Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:42:57It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:42:59My stepsister? But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:43:05Oops. Forgot my bag.
00:43:10Isn't that Dean's ex?
00:43:18Holy shit, dude. That was Hannah.
00:43:21My stepsister? So what?
00:43:25My stepsister? So what?
00:43:27Wait. So she is that Hannah.
00:43:31Dude, I told you. She's my stepsister. Hannah.
00:43:36You're so dense, bro.
00:43:38But isn't that, like, weird?
00:43:42We've never met. It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:43:45Huh?
00:43:48Whatever you say.
00:43:58Can I help you? The shop appointment only.
00:44:01Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:44:03My stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me.
00:44:07I'm sorry.
00:44:08You're too late. Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:44:12Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:44:20I've never looked hotter.
00:44:28I've never looked hotter.
00:44:31Seriously? She never gives up.
00:44:37Oh my god. What the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:44:42That's my dress you're wearing. Take it off.
00:44:45Please, Hannah. Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:44:53Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance, so none of your pathetic little stunts worked.
00:44:59Shit. All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:09Is there a problem over here?
00:45:12Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:45:16Just get security to get her out of here. I don't feel safe here.
00:45:20I don't feel safe here.
00:45:22She's lying. She's the bully.
00:45:24She spread this horrible video of me all over school, and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:45:31I just wanted to buy a dress, make myself feel pretty for the dance, but here she is harassing me again.
00:45:39How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman? You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:45:46She did it to me first.
00:45:47She did it to me first. That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first.
00:45:52And now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:45:54I've heard enough. I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment, and now you're causing a major disturbance in the store.
00:46:02Security!
00:46:04You can't just take me away. This isn't fair.
00:46:07Please, you're hurting me.
00:46:08You're hurting me.
00:46:17What did you do?
00:46:22What did you do?
00:46:24I didn't mean to. I swear, the guard was hurting me, and I was just trying to get away.
00:46:28Yeah, right, you psycho bitch. You did this on purpose.
00:46:30Oh, I'm the psycho bitch? I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:46:33It is not enough to kick her out. She needs to be arrested.
00:46:36Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:46:44Hey, drop her arms now. You're hurting her.
00:46:47What are you doing? Take her away. She ripped my dress. Isn't that, like, assault?
00:46:52Assault? What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:46:57Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:47:01And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:47:05She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:47:09Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:47:12I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:47:17I think it's time someone punished her.
00:47:20Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home. You're fired.
00:47:26You can't do this! We're not at the academy! You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:47:31Actually, this is my family's business. My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:47:47I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:47:51You can pick out any dress at the store, at no cost.
00:47:56It wouldn't make up for my little... judgment.
00:48:01By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:48:05After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:48:09Of course. That's why I'm here.
00:48:21Hannah's gone too far. I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:48:27Elise, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:48:32Ow! What are you doing? Let me go!
00:48:35Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom. Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:48:40Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault? No?
00:48:45Then you better show up tonight.
00:48:47We're going to finish what we started four years ago.
00:48:58Excuse me, ma'am. Could you help me?
00:49:08The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:49:11Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:14Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:21You look so perfect. I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:49:29Dean, we can't.
00:49:33I know, but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:49:38You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:49:40That feels just like prom. How can I trust that I'm not going to get hurt again?
00:49:45You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah. I didn't then, and I won't now.
00:49:51Nothing will get in the way this time, I promise.
00:49:58Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6. Don't let me down, Dean.
00:50:11Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:19Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:25Hannah, wait!
00:50:41What do you think?
00:50:43Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:50:46You would never look more beautiful, sweetie.
00:50:54Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:50:57I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:51:00My date should be here soon, too.
00:51:05There he is.
00:51:07There he is.
00:51:11Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:51:15We know that, sweetie. Dean is your stepbrother.
00:51:23Stepbrother?
00:51:26Stepbrother?
00:51:29This can't be happening.
00:51:32Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:34Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:38I need some air.
00:51:42No, stop. Talk to me.
00:51:43I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings.
00:51:45And we kissed.
00:51:46I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:51:49This doesn't change anything.
00:51:50This doesn't change who we are or how we feel.
00:51:52How can you say that?
00:51:53I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again.
00:51:55I thought I could just...
00:52:05We will be together.
00:52:08I love you, Hannah.
00:52:09And I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:12Still?
00:52:13Even after all these years?
00:52:16I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:52:19I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:52:23Maybe it's stupid.
00:52:25But I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me, either.
00:52:29I saw you at the party that night.
00:52:32I was so happy.
00:52:34I thought it was finally going to happen.
00:52:37Dean.
00:52:39Ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:52:42That last year of high school was hell without you.
00:52:44And I thought maybe once I went to college, I could finally forget about you.
00:52:48But no matter how many guys I talked to, none of them could compare to you.
00:52:56Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:53:01So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:53:05I'm saying that I love you, too, Dean.
00:53:16Oh, God.
00:53:18My dad would freak if he found out.
00:53:19And your mom.
00:53:20And, oh my God, the captain?
00:53:22Elise?
00:53:23Okay, no one can find out we're Seth siblings.
00:53:26What are we going to do?
00:53:28We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:30We're going to have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:34And we're going to keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:53:37Okay?
00:53:58I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:53:59That janitor felt so lucky.
00:54:01How could she afford a dress like that?
00:54:02She looks like a movie star.
00:54:05Nothing will ruin this night.
00:54:07Okay?
00:54:12Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:16I didn't want Dean to recognize.
00:54:17He was unconscious, you moron.
00:54:20Besides, he's not going to try anything anyway.
00:54:21Not with the captains and professors here.
00:54:24So, when are we going to knock him out and set him up again?
00:54:26Will you shut up?
00:54:28Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:54:31I'm going to wait until Hannah's alone.
00:54:34Then we move in with the girl.
00:55:05Oh my gosh.
00:55:16Not here.
00:55:18It's funny eyes.
00:55:32Dean.
00:55:34Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:55:37Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:55:39Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:55:41Don't worry, Hannah.
00:55:43No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:55:51Don't worry, Hannah.
00:55:52No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:55:55Step-siblings in love?
00:55:57If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:01This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:05I'm going to hit the bathroom.
00:56:07Don't move, okay?
00:56:19Nice dress, Hannah.
00:56:20But I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:56:24Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:56:27I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:56:31And you got nothing.
00:56:32Oh, too slow this time.
00:56:35I'm going to have the best night of my life, and you're not going to stop me.
00:56:51Watch me.
00:56:54Change of plans.
00:56:55Follow my lead.
00:56:56It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:00Oh, no.
00:57:01Sorry.
00:57:02Sorry?
00:57:04God, you are such a klutz.
00:57:07Looking for your friend, Hannah?
00:57:09Or maybe...
00:57:10Lieutenant Dumas?
00:57:12Sorry, cleaning girl.
00:57:13But they're not here to save you now.
00:57:16I'm sorry.
00:57:17I'm sorry.
00:57:18I'm sorry.
00:57:19I'm sorry.
00:57:20I'm sorry.
00:57:21I'm sorry.
00:57:22I'm sorry.
00:57:23I'm sorry.
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:25I'm sorry.
00:57:26I'm sorry.
00:57:27I'm sorry.
00:57:28They're not here to save you now.
00:57:38Oh, my God, Scott.
00:57:40I have to help her.
00:57:41I'll be right back.
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:46Let's get you to the bathroom.
00:57:59God, I can't stand her.
00:58:02How am I supposed to put up with a whole nother year of her bullshit?
00:58:07If you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out,
00:58:10she is going to bully me until I lose my mind.
00:58:13We won't let it get that far.
00:58:15She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:58:18I don't know, Hannah.
00:58:20She is out to get you.
00:58:22And she won't stop until she does.
00:58:24And she won't stop until she does.
00:58:49Give this to that guy over there.
00:58:51Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:58:54What?
00:59:06A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
00:59:12Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
00:59:15Meet me upstairs in the room.
00:59:17Kiss, Hannah.
00:59:19Dude, you're going to miss the ring ceremony.
00:59:22You're a top-ranking lieutenant.
00:59:24If you don't show up to give your speech, the captain's going to demote you.
00:59:27Don't worry. I'll be back.
00:59:29I can't leave Hannah hanging.
00:59:48Follow him.
00:59:49Quick!
00:59:53Follow him.
01:00:05Shoot! Grab him!
01:00:16Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:00:19Come on. Get your ass in here.
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:29Looking for Dean?
01:00:30He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:00:33What?
01:00:34The note. The champagne.
01:00:41You guys better hurry up and bone or the lieutenant's going to miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:00:45What the hell is Elise planning?
01:00:53I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:00:55You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:08Hey.
01:01:16Hey.
01:01:29Dean?
01:01:30Dean, what's wrong?
01:01:34Did you drug me?
01:01:35Of course not.
01:01:36Who gave you that champagne?
01:01:40Oh, jeez. You're burning up.
01:01:43You don't have to speak.
01:01:45Just be here with me.
01:01:48Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:01:51You've been drugged.
01:01:53Maybe.
01:01:55God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:01:57You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:02:00We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:02:03I can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:02:05I need you.
01:02:07I love you, Hannah.
01:02:13I love you, too.
01:02:15Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:26I got you now.
01:02:28Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:02:38You made it just in time.
01:02:40You made it just in time. The ceremony's about to start.
01:02:46Did you really wear him out that much?
01:02:49Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:02:53Are you two for real?
01:02:55He was drugged.
01:02:56I think.
01:02:58Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:03:00Some server.
01:03:02I don't know.
01:03:04This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:03:07Everyone, it's time for our ring ceremony.
01:03:11He can't go up there.
01:03:12He doesn't have a choice.
01:03:16Congratulations to all of our Junior Academy students who have worked so hard to get through another challenging year.
01:03:25You have shown incredible discipline, and you should all be very proud.
01:03:30Now, I present to you your class's top-ranking lieutenant, Dean Dumont.
01:03:43You are on thin ice, lieutenant.
01:03:45Any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:03:52To my fellow juniors who have worked so hard,
01:03:55who have worked so hard,
01:03:57I would like to say that...
01:03:59You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:04:01We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:04:10Oh my God, they're related?
01:04:12But not by blood. It's kind of hot, TBH.
01:04:16Wait, I thought we all knew this already.
01:04:26Hannah.
01:04:34Hannah, I'm so sorry.
01:04:37We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:04:40Please continue your celebrations while we work on our technical difficulties.
01:04:47Come with me. Now.
01:04:48Hart, you too.
01:04:56What were you two thinking?
01:05:00Hart, you broke the number one rule.
01:05:03No fraternizing with the students.
01:05:05And Lieutenant Dumont, you've got the whole school in chaos
01:05:08because you insist on dating your stepsister?
01:05:11How have I got all this right?
01:05:13It's not how it sounds. We didn't know our parents were married.
01:05:16Is that so?
01:05:18Then that makes everything so much better.
01:05:20Captain, please. It's not Dean's fault.
01:05:22He was drugged tonight. Elise Lyons is behind all of this.
01:05:26You just can't keep my name out of your mouth, can you, Hannah?
01:05:31Hey, give that back!
01:05:32Check her phone, Captain. It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:05:39How exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this, Lyons?
01:05:43I didn't. I don't know how that got there. I was framed.
01:05:47Now I see who's really behind all of this drama.
01:05:51Elise Lyons.
01:05:53You're expelled.
01:05:55What?
01:05:57You're expelled.
01:05:59What? But they're pathological, incestuous liars!
01:06:04Last time I checked, step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:06:08You would know that if you got anything higher than a C in any of your classes.
01:06:12And liars, you say? Tell me.
01:06:14If we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now,
01:06:17would we find drugs in his system?
01:06:21Oh, you spineless little snitch!
01:06:24Don't even think about it.
01:06:34Jake, get the car ready. Now!
01:06:38Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:06:40Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:06:48Lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister? What the hell?
01:06:52It's in the tabloids everywhere. So much bad press for the Academy.
01:06:58Now, Dean, I technically can't expel you for this,
01:07:02but I can assure you, you will not be a senior commander.
01:07:07And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:07:11And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:07:14And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:07:16No, please don't fire her.
01:07:19Isn't there anything I can do?
01:07:21Go home, both of you!
01:07:24And determine if this is really worth it.
01:07:31What the hell do we do now?
01:07:35We have to do something.
01:07:37Something huge.
01:07:39Something that will rip Dean and Hannah into little tiny pieces
01:07:42that they can never put back together again.
01:07:46Well?
01:07:49Do you have any ideas?
01:07:52Of course you don't.
01:07:54Hey, you're the mastermind here.
01:07:56You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:07:58It was your idea to assault them last time.
01:08:00It was your idea to drug them tonight.
01:08:02Shut up, you idiot!
01:08:04I told you, you can't go around saying things like that.
01:08:07I'm getting out of here. I'm changing my name. I'm fleeing the country.
01:08:09Pull yourself together, you dimwit!
01:08:12If you leave me to finish this job alone,
01:08:15then I will kill you!
01:08:20Look over there.
01:08:25Get in the car.
01:08:27We're gonna run them down.
01:08:29What?
01:08:31You heard me! If we don't do something major,
01:08:33then I'm getting locked up!
01:08:35Now get in the car and drive!
01:08:36What?
01:08:41Do I have to do everything myself?
01:08:45I wonder if our parents heard the news.
01:08:55I guess that answers that.
01:08:57We should get home.
01:08:59We have a lot of explaining to do.
01:09:03You're going down, bitch!
01:09:07Hannah, look out!
01:09:17Dean?
01:09:19Dean!
01:09:20Dean!
01:09:36Dean, thank God you're okay.
01:09:39I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt you.
01:09:42Come here.
01:09:44Holding you is worth the pain.
01:09:48Thank you, Dean.
01:09:50You saved my life.
01:09:53Jumping in front of a car was all I had to do
01:09:55to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:09:59Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:10:02Who do you think?
01:10:05It was her, Hannah.
01:10:07Elise.
01:10:09I saw her right before she hit me.
01:10:12She's really gone off the deep end.
01:10:15I'm sorry, Dean.
01:10:17For what?
01:10:18For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:10:24Oh, my poor baby!
01:10:26I'm so glad you're alright!
01:10:28You have some explaining to do.
01:10:35We can explain.
01:10:37The photos online were a setup, but Dean and I—
01:10:40We're in love.
01:10:42We have been since we met in high school.
01:10:45We tried not to be.
01:10:46We tried to run away and just forget it, but
01:10:49the universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:10:51I couldn't let her slip through my fingers again.
01:10:55It's true.
01:10:57We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:11:00I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:11:03I never cheated on you, Hannah.
01:11:05But then I bumped into him at the party,
01:11:07and then again at the school, and
01:11:09all the feelings I'd buried for years came flooding back.
01:11:17Are you mad?
01:11:19Are you kidding me? We're furious!
01:11:23Are you mad?
01:11:25Are you kidding me? We're furious!
01:11:30Furious that you didn't tell us sooner!
01:11:33What?
01:11:35We have some news of our own.
01:11:40Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:11:43Why would you do that?
01:11:44Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:11:47I'm gay.
01:11:54This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:12:00That's cool, Mr. H, but
01:12:02are you okay with all this?
01:12:04Oh, yes. I set them up.
01:12:06Armand is my personal stylist.
01:12:12I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:12:15Wait, but
01:12:17this means that
01:12:19you're actually not step-siblings anymore!
01:12:26Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:12:29As for the press,
01:12:31my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:12:34Speaking of my publicist,
01:12:36maybe I'll ask him out.
01:12:38I've always thought he was hot.
01:12:40Ooh, I like that for you, Mama.
01:12:42Now that that's settled,
01:12:44what are you going to do about Elise?
01:12:46I know she was driving the car,
01:12:48but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime.
01:13:00I'm coming, Dean.
01:13:02I have your proof.
01:13:06I have it.
01:13:08I have proof that Elise Lyons is a certified psycho.
01:13:15Oh, my poor son.
01:13:17I can't believe that witch drugged you!
01:13:20It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:13:22Julian, let me go!
01:13:24Shut up!
01:13:26Son of a bitch.
01:13:28Now I know for sure.
01:13:30Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:13:35Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:13:41Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:13:42Let's get you a doctor.
01:13:46We might have the proof,
01:13:48but where the hell is the criminal?
01:13:53I can help with that.
01:13:59I can help with that.
01:14:01What the hell are you doing here?
01:14:04Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean!
01:14:06You stay away from my family!
01:14:08No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:14:10I didn't do anything.
01:14:12I didn't want to do any of that shit,
01:14:14but Elise made me, okay?
01:14:16I was just some stupid teen
01:14:18who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:14:20I didn't know she was going to force me
01:14:22to do all this horrible stuff.
01:14:24She said that if I didn't listen,
01:14:26she was going to kill me.
01:14:28Wah, wah, wah.
01:14:30Am I right?
01:14:32Cut the sad boy crap, Jake,
01:14:34and tell us where Elise is.
01:14:36She's here, in the hospital.
01:14:38And she's out for blood.
01:14:40Oh, God.
01:14:42Hannah.
01:14:49Okay, the doctor's going to be here soon.
01:14:51Close your eyes and lay back.
01:14:59Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:06Hannah, look out!
01:15:10Look out!
01:15:15That's for messing with Scott.
01:15:18This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:15:22And that's for messing with me.
01:15:27I'll tell you, little bitch!
01:15:29Couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:15:31Sorry, Elise.
01:15:33Psycho's finished last.
01:15:35Hit this one while you're at it.
01:15:37Come on, I need you guys' help.
01:15:39Another multiple counts of assault?
01:15:41Hell no.
01:15:43We're all in prison, asshole.
01:15:45Oh, and one more thing.
01:15:50Oh, my teeth!
01:15:52I need those, you asshole!
01:15:54Come on!
01:15:56That was so badass.
01:15:58Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:16:05Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:06Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:08Came to check on my newest commander.
01:16:10But it looks like you've recovered nicely,
01:16:12and it looks like Hart here,
01:16:14you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:16:17She learned that all on her own?
01:16:20Wait.
01:16:22Did you say commander?
01:16:24I thought you demoted me.
01:16:26I did.
01:16:28But your mother seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle
01:16:30and, ahem, donated two million to the academy.
01:16:33Ahem.
01:16:34I thought I'd reconsider,
01:16:36if you're still interested.
01:16:38Yes, yes, thank you, Captain.
01:16:40I accept.
01:16:42But what about Hannah?
01:16:44Ah.
01:16:46I thought you'd ask that question.
01:16:48Luckily, we just had a position open up
01:16:50in the records office.
01:16:52I thought you'd appreciate something
01:16:54a little less hands-on.
01:16:57Thank you, Captain.
01:16:59I'd be honored.
01:17:01Great.
01:17:02I'll see you both on Monday.
01:17:09Now there's only one thing left to do.
01:17:26God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:17:29Finally.
01:17:30At least can't ruin it.
01:17:32I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:17:39You know,
01:17:41you called me something back at the hospital.
01:17:43Boyfriend, was it?
01:17:45You noticed that, huh?
01:17:47Did you like it?
01:17:49Loved it.
01:17:51Been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:00God, you're so perfect.
01:18:26I'm never letting you go again.
01:18:30Please don't.
01:18:32I promise.