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Aired (December 23, 2024): Napasubo sa malupit na English-an si Kuyz Ion Perez nang sabihin ni Meme Vice ang ia-akting daw niya ay isang foreigner na gustong sumakay ng jeep! #GMANetwork

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00:00The second one, there's a passenger who's an Englishman.
00:08Yes, it's Ayon.
00:11Why are you asking for directions?
00:14I'm confused.
00:16I thought you wouldn't see me.
00:18So, the passengers are going in.
00:20You're going to introduce them, right, Barker?
00:22You're going to tell them what place it is.
00:24Then, you're going to let them in.
00:26You're in the middle.
00:27Okay, action!
00:28Kuyapo, Kuyapo, Kuyapo, Kuyapo!
00:30Get on, get on!
00:33Kuyapo, Kuyapo, Kuyapo!
00:35Kuyapo! Kuyapo!
00:38Where is this um, where is the Jeep going?
00:40In Kuyapo.
00:41Where's Kuyapo?
00:42Kuyapo Church.
00:44Kuyapo Church. Okay, how much is it?
00:46Thirteen pesos.
00:48Thirteen pesos?
00:51So, I don't have coins?
00:53You have GCash or ATM machine?
00:56I don't have an education ATM machine.
00:58Oh, okay. So, can I join the madam people inside?
01:04You need a payment first before you like.
01:07Oh, payment first.
01:10The English speaking passenger will ask you where is the way to Chiapo and what you can see here.
01:16Where's the, where's your way going to Chiapo Church and how does it the view?
01:27It's going from Espana to Quezon Boulevard.
01:31Espana.
01:32Espana Boulevard. What you can see here is Chiapo Church.
01:37The passenger will force you to speak English.
01:40No, I don't understand Tagalog. You speak English.
01:44You can see here is Chiapo Church and Jones Bridge.
01:49Johnson Bridge.
01:50Jones Bridge.
01:51Jones Bridge.
01:52Jones Bridge.
01:54And there's a Korean passenger.
01:56Hello. Hello.
01:58How can I go to Intramuros?
02:01I can't understand you.
02:02How can I go to Intramuros?
02:06Hello. Intramuros.
02:08Get out of the car.
02:09Get out of the car.
02:13Why is the Korean passenger speaking English?
02:16He doesn't have money to pay.
02:19Do you have money to pay?
02:20We don't have money to pay. Do you have money to pay?
02:22Do you have money to pay?
02:23What are you doing?
02:24You're speaking English.
02:25Okay. You don't have money also.
02:28So you need two papers before you go into Madlam People.
02:32How much?
02:33You're Korean.
02:34How much? How much?
02:36How much do you need? Tell me how much.
02:3913 pesos.
02:40So you don't have 13 pesos.
02:42Do you have change? Change?
02:44Change. Change.
02:45I don't have any change.
02:47Free? No change?
02:49Free? No. We're together.
02:51What if you don't have change?
02:54Can you pay me?
02:56Can you pay me?
02:59Cut!
03:02The Korean passenger is so funny.
03:04I can't. I can't.
03:06He's strict. He needs to pay.
03:09He needs to pay.
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