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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:05:59Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:02Be so fucking for real.
00:06:04Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:07It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:10Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:13How convenient.
00:06:16Let the girls talk.
00:06:18After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:29Did you just spit on me?
00:06:32Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44She shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:06I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this.
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:17Tell me this.
00:10:19Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:28I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30How about this?
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah!
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27Wait!
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now.
00:14:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:04Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:07You fucking bitch.
00:15:09You can't stay here.
00:15:10You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:12Take it up with Noah.
00:15:14This isn't over.
00:15:17If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:22you're wrong.
00:15:23I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:32Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35I should thank you.
00:15:36Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:39Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:42Oh, wait.
00:15:43I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:47You know what?
00:15:48Let's make a bet.
00:15:49Yeah, me and you.
00:15:50Let's make a bet.
00:15:51We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:15:53Right?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55What about it?
00:15:57If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:02Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:04Internship will be yours.
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:12You're on.
00:16:14We need to talk.
00:16:19Emmet, get out.
00:16:25Did I get my job back?
00:16:27Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:31To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36What?
00:16:38What?
00:16:39What?
00:16:40What?
00:16:41What?
00:16:43You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:04Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:08Give me that.
00:17:09Not yet.
00:17:16Give me that.
00:17:17Not yet.
00:17:18I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:22But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:26This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:32I'll do it.
00:17:33Great.
00:17:38Let's seal the deal.
00:17:55I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:57I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:59I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:01I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:03I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:24Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:45At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:42Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:05Are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:13Take your shirt off.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:07If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:13Choke on it.
00:22:18Don't run away from me.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:18What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:23Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:26Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:28Whatever.
00:23:30I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:34Mia's your best friend?
00:23:36Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:39People don't know that.
00:23:41I don't care.
00:23:43I don't care.
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:33What are you doing here?
00:24:35Taking a shower.
00:24:39Remember.
00:24:41No going in.
00:24:43You wish.
00:24:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:54Meet me at the pool.
00:25:04What's with this guy?
00:25:06One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:18Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:29I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:32Everyone's paying attention to her
00:25:34when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:36Maybe everyone thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:39You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:42I don't think so.
00:25:45I don't think so.
00:25:46I don't think so.
00:25:48I don't think so.
00:25:50I don't think so.
00:25:52I don't think so.
00:25:54I don't think so.
00:25:56I don't think so.
00:25:58you're right it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test everyone I've
00:26:09decided that it's time to take a vote everyone must decide right now whether
00:26:14Jewel stays or I do me would you relax we're not taking a vote we're not on
00:26:21survivor all right what survivor a show for old people I'm kidding what game is
00:26:37she trying to play whatever it is I know it won't be good for me come on Mia we
00:26:44used to be best friends can't we just tolerate each other for one summer
00:26:48you're right we did we used to be best friends and I have the red receipts to
00:26:55prove it it's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you
00:27:02behind your back what are you talking about I never said anything about save
00:27:08it proofs right here and Noah I saved the best for last don't you want to know
00:27:17what Jules said about you I bet you're dying to find out what your little
00:27:23girlfriend said about you behind your back I think everyone should find out
00:27:29what Jules really said about them Oh Emmett this one's about you
00:27:34Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy they can I never
00:27:42said that Mia did she's framing me with the text that she sent oh and this one
00:27:49says that destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference hey
00:27:53I paid good money for these me would you knock it off Jules would never say any
00:27:59of those things all right really cuz this one's about you
00:28:03no she sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up Noah is
00:28:07arrogant cocky and needs to be the best at everything him and Emmett are perfect
00:28:14as roommates together you said that about me I can explain save your breath
00:28:31don't touch me
00:28:37you're so hot get your shirt off
00:29:07yo Emmett you and Jules are officially over no no no way dude like I'm just
00:29:20gonna distract myself around a little bit she'll come crawling back speak of
00:29:27the devil you hooked up with Jules dude look you don't know what's going on
00:29:41you hooked up fuck yeah you're fucked
00:29:50did you post this
00:30:05Jules did you post this I don't know Jules why would you take a video of us
00:30:15having sex and post it what are you trying to be a porn star I didn't do
00:30:20anything Jules it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's
00:30:25phone you know what everyone was right about you you're just like all the other
00:30:30douchebags on this campus whoa you don't mean that lose my number I never want to
00:30:37see you again fine feelings mutual great you just blew it with a girl you've
00:30:46had feelings for since freshman year Mia thank God you're here listen Jules none
00:30:56of us want to be associated with you anymore you're a skank so get out and
00:31:02don't come back
00:31:32saved me that feels better doesn't it and now since I saved you maybe you can
00:31:52make me feel better Emmett don't even think about it go on Jules tell your
00:31:59boyfriend how I saved you Jules tell him it to leave we have to talk I mean
00:32:07thank you for saving me but I got it from here
00:32:15one step closer to making her mine
00:32:19Jules what the fuck was that I can explain everything good explain now
00:32:36yeah how do you know that takes one to know one remember don't tell anybody
00:32:42about this okay
00:32:49you're right we shouldn't tell anyone
00:32:55trust me we won't say secret for long I couldn't keep you to myself even if I
00:33:02tried
00:33:14you know once we make this official I'm gonna post this everywhere that way
00:33:18everyone can see it but for right now it's party time
00:33:30OMG I finally hooked up with Noah I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the
00:33:36last person on earth how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate you
00:33:42don't know him like I do if you saw him naked you'd understand
00:33:46you spare me the visual I thought you hated that guy Noah is arrogant cocky
00:33:53and probably needs to be in therapy he and Emmett are the perfect matches
00:33:56roommates but I like him more than I ever liked Emmett more than I ever liked
00:34:02anyone the rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me except for
00:34:10the one about you I called you arrogant and cocky that's true right before I
00:34:20told her I have feelings for you
00:34:24is that true it's true I liked you Jules how am I supposed to trust you I mean
00:34:42really all right I need to see the text from your phone so that way I could know
00:34:48that they're legit maybe if I show Noah the texts he'll finally believe me I
00:34:54guess you can't there's no way for me to prove it
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago but when I really think about it I really
00:35:10liked you Jules I really did give those two until the end of today to what bone
00:35:22they're just doing this to make me mad it's like they're obsessed with me I
00:35:27don't think they remember you exist
00:35:32then I'll make them remember
00:35:39okay the rules of the game are simple you take ahead of the vape and pass it
00:35:44around when the smoke stops you kiss whoever blows you
00:36:02you
00:36:14she's never kissed me like that my turn
00:36:20hmm no smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:36:50keep the circle moving if you want to really piss me off
00:37:05get off dude I took her virginity what's a little
00:37:10pack why would you tell everyone that remember that six-pack you bought me for
00:37:16doing the deed hey Jules Jules hey hey Emmett is lying okay he's lying I knew
00:37:28that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well before I had feelings
00:37:31for you you have feelings for me I knew that you guys were hooking up all right
00:37:43but that was well before I had feelings for you you have feelings for me yes
00:37:47Jules I have feelings for you you do yeah I have all the feelings confusion
00:37:53frustration blind rage yeah but you know what sometimes Jules sometimes you make
00:37:59me really happy look I know that you're hurt I broke your trust and when that
00:38:06video was leaked my trust was broken too what do you mean I mean I trusted you
00:38:12when you let me down and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again do you
00:38:18want to get back together you said no feelings so tell me you want to be with
00:38:27me tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract tell me you want to
00:38:31do this for real tell me that you want to give up the money
00:38:42looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire why is he so obsessed
00:38:47with her doesn't he know that she's poor I didn't know she was poor mm-hmm
00:38:54parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer and the only reason
00:38:58why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother so owes
00:39:02money to maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
00:39:06spending money always makes me feel better yes yes that's a great idea you
00:39:11should go do that right it's not that easy stop avoiding the question I'm not
00:39:23avoiding it look if I don't get the money I'll lose everything what do you
00:39:30mean I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping destiny me and Jules are
00:39:37talking she was about to answer a very important question I don't want to go
00:39:41shopping with Mia but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't
00:39:46have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt we can talk later I
00:39:52promise the girls go shopping Saturday's are for the boys must be
00:40:11embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me I cannot wait to
00:40:14crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship dude the Lehman
00:40:19internship is the hardest internship in the entire country it was tailored for
00:40:24Sigma's like me the internship is mine believe me me and Jules are in this for
00:40:29good or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up if it isn't
00:40:43my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in oh my god it's
00:40:50gorgeous I'm gonna go try this on
00:41:00you ordered the wrong size uh no I used the measurements that you gave me no you
00:41:06didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit maybe the zipper's stuck what are you
00:41:11doing I'm shopping do you not remember me I used to be in here all the time oh
00:41:19she can't afford this place anymore she can only shop at thrift stores well what
00:41:24Mia says goes so your money's no good here you know what you're right I have
00:41:31better things to do than to be dealing with shrewd like you hmm that's it you're
00:41:36out Oh mr. Allen excuse me I'm just gonna take out the trash trash that's my
00:41:45girlfriend oh apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique see this car
00:41:57has no spending limit my girlfriend get whatever she wants and I would like to
00:42:03try this dress on first no way this is mine oh are you gonna purchase it no not
00:42:09with this janky little zipper great let's try it on Jules
00:42:27what do you think
00:42:30Noah will you come help zip me up of course
00:42:46you know there's only one problem with this dress is it too expensive no it breaks a no-boner rule
00:43:01well aren't you gonna thank me
00:43:09thank you Noah you can be pretty sweet sometimes like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:43:21put the dress on my card excuse me um I am missing a very expensive necklace I
00:43:34bet she stole it I would never then dump out your bag and prove it fine whatever Mia
00:43:51you
00:43:57see told ya I don't know how that got there well she stole it and I believe
00:44:10that $500 is a felony hmm call the police don't call the police this is all
00:44:18my fault no it's not yes it is I wanted to surprise you so I put the necklace in
00:44:24your purse but I was gonna pay for it once everybody left you can't do this
00:44:29it's a waste of money neither of us want me to win it's worth it trust me and you
00:44:37look beautiful in that dress put the necklace on my card as well please and
00:44:41thank you
00:44:49all right okay this is looking pretty hot tonight yeah Jules looks hot every night
00:45:01well enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight I'll have a little slut
00:45:05begging for me watch your mouth don't talk about Jules like that okay dude
00:45:16Jules was mine first I dumped her okay it's a matter of time before she comes
00:45:21running back to me Jules broke up with you so she could be with me okay all
00:45:27right let's add some heat to our bet yeah I get Jules's panties off by the
00:45:34end of tonight you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the
00:45:37summer house hmm fine and when you don't hook up with Jules I want you to back
00:45:41off of her for the rest of the summer okay I don't even want you looking at
00:45:45deal
00:45:50you better not make me go into that club alone Jules you are looking so hot in
00:45:56that dress
00:46:03you should hey don't leave my side the rest of the night okay enjoy it while it
00:46:11lasts Noah because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me
00:46:24hey
00:46:30where did destiny and Mia go I don't know Jules you uh you didn't answer my
00:46:37question about what the music in here because I think it sucks Jules tell me
00:46:45that you want to be with me for real no contracts and no money I mean I need
00:46:53you to come with me destiny we're right in the middle of something like I care I
00:46:57need Jules to come backstage with me I'm sorry we'll talk about it later okay
00:47:05have fun here put this on I entered us into a lap dancing competition you're
00:47:16crazy well if you're too afraid you can just back out now you're on
00:47:31follow me
00:47:35let the show begin
00:47:48you think you're hot shit well it's time for you to prove it
00:47:54everyone in the club get hot and happy tonight is electric lounges lap dance
00:48:01competition the rules are simple each one of these smoke shows will give one
00:48:09lucky man a lap dance and you get to vote on who is hotter
00:48:31I'm jacked girl I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:48:49I'm jacked girl I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:03I'm jacked girl I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:15top that
00:49:17you're the most beautiful girl here, show them all
00:49:47cry
00:49:49but I won't be around when you cry
00:49:55cry
00:49:57the tears on your face
00:50:01are falling in vain
00:50:03when you cry
00:50:07the same old mistakes
00:50:09I loved you when you were mine
00:50:17no, Jason
00:50:19dude, I need the lady killer special, now
00:50:23yeah
00:50:25I got you
00:50:31and the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:37and the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:43Mia
00:50:47as the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:51:01Jules, wait
00:51:07you look upset
00:51:09what are you, my therapist?
00:51:11fuck off
00:51:13fuck off
00:51:15no, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:51:19Jules
00:51:21I have something that can make you feel better
00:51:27what is that?
00:51:29a good time
00:51:31come on Jules, don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33no thanks
00:51:35Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:51:39something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:51:43better play along
00:51:55bottoms up
00:51:57cheers
00:52:01turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:52:03I'm gonna go change
00:52:09Desti, have you seen Jules?
00:52:11I saw her running off to the dressing room, Emmett was with her
00:52:17that little shit
00:52:25don't move
00:52:31what do you think you're doing?
00:52:33stop denying yourself Jules
00:52:35we both know you want this
00:52:37be gentle
00:52:39just like our first time, remember?
00:52:41back off
00:52:43just relax baby
00:52:45let that E kick in
00:52:47you gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49oh
00:52:51I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:52:53let go of me
00:52:55this is just gonna take a minute
00:52:57oh yeah, that's right, moan for me
00:53:01Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah, help me
00:53:11Noah, help me
00:53:13Emmett
00:53:15get off of her
00:53:17you had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:53:19what's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:23Emmett
00:53:25she doesn't want you, what are you doing?
00:53:27she wants me so bad dude
00:53:29even if she won't say so
00:53:35dude
00:53:37I thought we were friends
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:43wait, stop
00:53:49this asshole isn't worth it
00:54:06you look like shit
00:54:08Jules just kicked my ass
00:54:10all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:14hey
00:54:16keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:54:22Leah, stop
00:54:26this bitch wants to be me so bad
00:54:28it's fucking pathetic
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:32be so fucking for real
00:54:34with a skank like you
00:54:36you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:40and you know what?
00:54:42he's coming back to the house with me
00:54:44tonight
00:54:46Mia, sit down
00:54:48Emmett
00:54:50if you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:52I will kill you
00:54:54okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:56let's go
00:54:58I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:10thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:12ow
00:55:14you're hurt
00:55:16let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:46I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:48really
00:55:50I didn't take them
00:55:52you didn't take the pills?
00:55:58you know I got something better than E
00:56:00it's twice as fun
00:56:02and I've been saving it just for you
00:56:12what are you trying to give me?
00:56:18rocky road
00:56:22ow
00:56:24hey I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:56:26how are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:28even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:30I'm not an asshole
00:56:32no
00:56:34you're the king of assholes
00:56:36you know
00:56:38I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:40makes me the king of assholes
00:56:42but whatever
00:56:48I gotta show you something
00:56:56I never let anybody else in
00:56:58after you broke up with me
00:57:04and I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:12it worked
00:57:26I've wanted you all summer
00:57:32stop breathing
00:57:34I need you
00:57:36now
00:57:42what if somebody sees
00:57:44everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:57:56I'm taking you
00:57:58I'm taking you
00:58:24hi this is Alan
00:58:26it's Mia
00:58:28yeah Noah's girlfriend
00:58:30he was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32and we would just love it
00:58:34if you were here for it
00:58:36ok
00:58:38bye
00:58:52hey sleepyhead
00:58:54what are you doing up so early
00:58:56thought I wore you out last night
00:58:58I'm ready for another round
00:59:00hey can you knock
00:59:02can you put your boner away
00:59:04get up
00:59:06get up
00:59:08unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
00:59:10it's worse than a fire
00:59:14mom's on the way
00:59:16and she can't see Jules
00:59:24you're fucking with me
00:59:26what's the big deal
00:59:28there's the drugs and the mess and you
00:59:30what about me
00:59:32she like totally thinks you're a slut
00:59:34but like in a bad way
00:59:36look my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:38and she blames you for the whole thing
00:59:40I need to get out of here
00:59:42I'll distract mom
00:59:44yo Jason
00:59:46I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:59:48do not let my mom know that we're here
00:59:50alright
00:59:54tell me when the coast is clear
00:59:56got it
01:00:04get your brother
01:00:06now
01:00:14mommy
01:00:16Noah
01:00:18oh
01:00:22my baby boy
01:00:24mom hi
01:00:26mom I thought you were in Fiji
01:00:28with Roberto
01:00:30Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:00:32to propose
01:00:38why are you hiding
01:00:40in a closet
01:00:42none of your business
01:00:44okay
01:00:46well I was just looking for you
01:00:48because Noah wants to see you in the living room
01:00:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:00:58what is that slut doing here
01:01:02you're the girl from the sex tape
01:01:04get out of this house
01:01:06mom
01:01:08Noah a little help
01:01:10mom this is Jules
01:01:12and she's going to be our
01:01:14help for the summer
01:01:18yes it fills my heart
01:01:20with so much joy to serve your son
01:01:24well it's nice to see you with your
01:01:26clothes on
01:01:28Lisa my second mommy
01:01:32we need to talk about engagement plans
01:01:34oh yes we do
01:01:38you're marrying Mia now
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head
01:01:42I'm so sorry okay
01:01:44but after dinner tonight I'm going to explain everything to her
01:01:46look just play along for a couple hours okay
01:01:48please
01:01:58my head hurts
01:02:00can you make yourself useful
01:02:02and get me some aspirin
01:02:04yeah I have some in my purse
01:02:06oh thanks
01:02:12she's better
01:02:22water
01:02:24I need water
01:02:28what did you give my mom
01:02:30aspirin
01:02:32it's so hot in here
01:02:36Jules do you have any more of that aspirin
01:02:42hey
01:02:44I have an idea
01:02:46why don't we invite some of your hot friends over
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar
01:02:50that's enough
01:02:52I gotta talk to you
01:02:54Jules
01:02:56what is wrong with her
01:02:58your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:03:00no way you gave her those
01:03:02I didn't give them
01:03:04she found them
01:03:06should we call an ambulance
01:03:08no fucking way Jules
01:03:10what does she think when she finds out that you gave her drugs
01:03:14where did she go
01:03:30mom get out of the pool
01:03:32no way it feels so good
01:03:34oh wait no
01:03:36help
01:03:38I'm drowning
01:03:40Mia
01:03:42save me
01:03:44absolutely not
01:03:46I'm not going in there
01:03:48help
01:03:50help
01:04:04no
01:04:06no
01:04:10you saved me
01:04:14here
01:04:16I brought you some tea
01:04:22I was wrong about you
01:04:24I'd much rather
01:04:26see my son with you than
01:04:28a girl like Mia
01:04:34thank you
01:04:36for taking care of her
01:04:38I hope I was a good maid
01:04:40yeah I should give you a raise
01:04:42can you ever be serious
01:04:44for more than two seconds
01:04:46you know maid
01:04:48girlfriend it doesn't matter
01:04:52I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:04:56no feelings
01:04:58remember
01:05:05I'd throw that contract away
01:05:07if it were up to me
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now
01:05:11I mean it
01:05:15I need that money
01:05:17more than I want you
01:05:19when my dad died
01:05:21he left my family with thousands of dollars
01:05:23in medical debt
01:05:25if I don't get that money
01:05:27then my mom will lose her house
01:05:29so it was really
01:05:31always just about the money
01:05:33really
01:05:35when I started our relationship it was about the money
01:05:37but now I can't
01:05:39make it real because of that same money
01:05:49come with me
01:05:55I wanna give you the money
01:05:57not as your boss
01:05:59as your boyfriend
01:06:01because I wanna give you everything
01:06:05I don't know what to say
01:06:11just let me take care of you
01:06:17and tell me that you love me
01:06:21I don't think I can say it
01:06:25let me take care of you
01:06:27it's the least you can do
01:06:31fine
01:06:33you can take care of me okay
01:06:37and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:06:39I know you do
01:06:45good morning everyone
01:06:47oh my god Lisa you're okay
01:06:49oh I'm just so happy that this little
01:06:51petty bitch didn't kill you
01:06:55I was just leaving
01:06:57you're not leaving Jules
01:06:59you ruined my son's life
01:07:03after your little sex
01:07:05video was released
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of
01:07:09my son's life forever
01:07:11but after you
01:07:13saved me
01:07:15all I can say is
01:07:17welcome to the family
01:07:23you were supposed to give me
01:07:25your family ring
01:07:27that was before you left me to drown
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend
01:07:33Ronaldo in Cancun
01:07:35adios
01:07:37bye mom
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to
01:07:45break you two up
01:07:47good luck with that
01:07:49I don't need luck
01:07:51I have a really big brain
01:07:57there must be
01:07:59something incriminating in here
01:08:05what is this
01:08:13ew
01:08:15what died in here
01:08:17my manhood
01:08:19listen I have something juicy for you
01:08:21really
01:08:24I don't like to read
01:08:26it's a contract
01:08:28between Jules and Noah
01:08:30they're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32so he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:08:34I was cheating
01:08:36oh great
01:08:38you finally figured it out
01:08:40good boy
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation
01:08:53I know I know
01:08:55but I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:57for the Lehman internship
01:09:01what up lovebirds
01:09:03Emmett I thought I told you
01:09:05I'd kill you if I saw you
01:09:07you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:09:12who are you
01:09:14I'm the man who holds
01:09:16Noah's future in his hands
01:09:23Mr. Lehman
01:09:25it's great to meet you
01:09:27what are you doing here
01:09:29Emmett called me up
01:09:31and told me about your summer house set up
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:37the name's Andrew
01:09:39but my friends call me Andy
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend
01:09:45Noah
01:09:47can you help out your friend here
01:09:49he seems a little confused
01:09:53Mr. Lehman
01:09:55why don't I take you to a night on the town
01:09:57I'm a high profile guy
01:09:59who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:10:05the next intern for Lehman Corp
01:10:07will be responsible
01:10:09for keeping me entertained
01:10:11and I get bored easy
01:10:15your interview for Lehman Corp
01:10:17starts now
01:10:20interview starts now
01:10:22dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:10:26well I'll see you in the office
01:10:28hey how about I show you out to the pool
01:10:30that's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:40that's the guy you want to work for
01:10:42he's a total clown
01:10:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:10:47tech billionaires in the industry
01:10:49and if I work for him
01:10:51my career will be made
01:10:53but don't you already have enough money
01:10:55Jules I had a 4.0 GPA
01:10:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:10:59and I networked like a motherfucker
01:11:01I was just trying to crawl out
01:11:03from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:05and have my own career
01:11:07and then our sex tape got released
01:11:09and all my job prospects
01:11:11were completely toast
01:11:13the only interview I got
01:11:15the only interview I got
01:11:17was for Lehman Corporation
01:11:19Jules I need this internship
01:11:21and so do you
01:11:23because without it
01:11:25I can't give you the $100,000
01:11:27you lied to me
01:11:29no I didn't lie to you
01:11:31I just didn't tell you everything
01:11:33I'm sorry
01:11:37everybody
01:11:39let's get the party started
01:11:45grab your bag
01:11:49looks like I found my lady for the night
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:11:57there's something special about you
01:11:59you're so
01:12:01beautiful
01:12:03thanks
01:12:05but I'm taken
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you
01:12:09Noah
01:12:11tell me
01:12:13who snatched this hottie up
01:12:15that'd be me
01:12:17you're a lucky man
01:12:19I know
01:12:23how long is he gonna be here
01:12:27I'll protect you
01:12:29look at here
01:12:31the happy little couple
01:12:33from full mates
01:12:35to soul mates
01:12:39Emmett Noah and I are talking
01:12:41can you go entertain
01:12:43your little friend
01:12:45yeah well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:12:47yeah
01:12:49he's finally gonna win our bet
01:12:51what bet
01:12:53what bet
01:12:55I told Noah
01:12:57that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool
01:13:01but that's not true
01:13:03yeah it is
01:13:05I thought Noah would
01:13:07pussy out if I won so
01:13:09he recorded the whole thing
01:13:11you play that I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:15I don't wanna hear it
01:13:17yeah
01:13:19I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you
01:13:33both of you can fuck off
01:13:39I'm gonna kick your ass
01:13:41I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest
01:13:45I don't care about anybody
01:13:47except Jules
01:13:49you're pathetic
01:13:51whatever dude
01:13:57what were you thinking
01:13:59that Noah would fall in love with you
01:14:01and save your family
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you
01:14:05you're a sexy girl
01:14:07we could have a lot of fun
01:14:09I don't have time for that shit
01:14:11then make time
01:14:13there's a tradition at Lehman
01:14:15the boys
01:14:17share their toys
01:14:19and I wanna play with you
01:14:21I don't wanna be played with
01:14:23if you play nice
01:14:25I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:27the only reason why Noah made his bet
01:14:29was to get this job
01:14:31even if this guy is an asshole
01:14:33even if this guy is an asshole
01:14:35I should hear him out
01:14:37what do I have to do
01:14:39let me borrow you for the night
01:14:43in your dreams Perv
01:14:49Mia
01:14:51you know where Jules is
01:14:53you're still caught up on that skank
01:14:55maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:14:57Mia
01:14:59a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:15:01get it through your head
01:15:03I wanna be with Jules
01:15:05why do you like her so much
01:15:07I don't like her
01:15:09I love her
01:15:13you know
01:15:15I feel sorry for you
01:15:17for falling in love with such a liar
01:15:19you know she planted that sex tape right
01:15:21yeah well she said she didn't
01:15:23found your girlfriend
01:15:31if I do what you say
01:15:33then you'll give Noah this job
01:15:35yes
01:15:37and it's the only way you'd get him
01:15:39we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:15:41my company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:43wait
01:15:45now I know where I recognize you
01:15:47damn
01:15:49you were great
01:15:51just one kiss
01:15:53that's all it takes to get your boyfriend
01:15:55to fall in love with you
01:15:57just one kiss
01:15:59that's all it takes to get your boyfriend
01:16:01the little job
01:16:07don't play hard to get
01:16:13get off of her
01:16:19get off of her
01:16:21let me have my fun
01:16:23then you can take your turn
01:16:25if you don't leave her alone I'm going to break your fingers
01:16:27you wouldn't dare
01:16:31you little shit
01:16:33you'll never work for Lehman
01:16:35yeah it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:37because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:39than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:16:41you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:16:43you want to mess with me
01:16:45you want to mess with me
01:16:47yeah why don't you sue me
01:16:49and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:51who's chasing young girls around
01:16:53your wife would love to hear that
01:16:55please don't tell my wife
01:16:57get out of my face old man
01:17:09how could you do that to me Jules
01:17:11how could you do that to me Jules
01:17:13it wasn't what it looked like
01:17:15don't lie to me
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back
01:17:19I didn't kiss him
01:17:21but even if I did
01:17:23you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:17:25you were getting money out of the deal
01:17:27so why does it matter
01:17:31tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:33and you want him right now
01:17:35tell him you love him
01:17:37it matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:49you're fired
01:17:51get out of my house
01:18:07you're gone for good bitch
01:18:13you never belonged with us
01:18:15and now
01:18:17it's your turn to go
01:18:19I played you
01:18:21and I won
01:18:23this has nothing to do with you
01:18:25oh honey
01:18:27this has everything
01:18:29to do with me
01:18:35I planted the camera in your room
01:18:37and then
01:18:39I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:18:41and then
01:18:43I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:47you thought you were better than me
01:18:53but I always win
01:18:55all I fucking do
01:18:57is win
01:19:01a miserable bitch like you
01:19:03will never win
01:19:13Mom
01:19:15it's too late
01:19:23maybe we can call the bank
01:19:25and figure something out
01:19:27someone bought it out from under us
01:19:29just this morning
01:19:31that's what happens
01:19:33when you lose sight of your goal
01:19:35you lose everything
01:19:37oh god
01:19:45can I help you?
01:19:47what are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:49my dad cut me off
01:19:51after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:53I guess he paid a lot of money
01:19:55to get me that job so
01:19:59do you need anything?
01:20:07I have a big tip for you
01:20:09seriously?
01:20:11smile more
01:20:21this money feels dirty
01:20:23I never want to see this check again
01:20:37miss me?
01:20:39miss me?
01:20:45miss me?
01:20:51get lost
01:20:53I deserve that
01:20:57look I wrote us up a new contract
01:20:59alright? and I think you'll really like it
01:21:01is this the deed to my house?
01:21:03yeah
01:21:05this morning I bought it
01:21:07you bought my house
01:21:09from under us?
01:21:11look at the name on the title
01:21:15oh my god
01:21:17you put it under my name
01:21:19it's yours Jules
01:21:21it's all yours
01:21:23but
01:21:25I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:27and that is
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:33another condition?
01:21:35what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37sleep with your boss?
01:21:39drug your mom?
01:21:41no
01:21:43but I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:21:45tonight
01:21:53at 8pm
01:21:55and I want you to wear this
01:21:59what?
01:22:09what are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come
01:22:13really?
01:22:15how pathetic
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:21he's proposing to you?
01:22:23when did you two get back together?
01:22:25well it's not official yet
01:22:27but he invited me here
01:22:29to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:22:31and even an idiot like you
01:22:33would know that he's proposing
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer
01:22:37being bored to death by you
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with
01:22:41the best
01:22:43Mia
01:22:45Jules
01:22:47I am so happy that both of you were here
01:22:49why did you invite me here?
01:22:51to watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53propose?
01:22:55I was thinking about proposing to you
01:22:57oh please, the big question
01:22:59yeah I do have a big question
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape
01:23:05of Jules and I?
01:23:07uh
01:23:09how did you know about that?
01:23:11well because I made a huge mistake
01:23:13and when you were leaving the summer house
01:23:15I heard you were in Jules' fight
01:23:17you know, the one where you told her
01:23:19that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:23:21okay, fine
01:23:23yeah, I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:23:27but I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces
01:23:31what are you gonna do, arrest me?
01:23:33actually that's my job
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:23:37for revenge porn
01:23:39you're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41these are not what they're for, call my dad
01:23:43daddy
01:23:45bye Mia
01:23:49if you invited me here to watch that
01:23:51I appreciate it
01:23:53that's not why I invited you here
01:23:59everybody
01:24:01what is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here
01:24:07so I can
01:24:09share my secrets
01:24:13and here are my secrets
01:24:17I scream when I see spiders
01:24:19I do
01:24:21and I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23and I was so scared
01:24:25I just left it there
01:24:27and I cannot tell my left from my right
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31you look like a crazy person
01:24:33and I have one more secret
01:24:37Jules, I am stupidly
01:24:39in love with you
01:24:43and I want to make it official, Jules
01:24:45right here in front of everybody
01:24:47I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are to me
01:24:53yes, Noah
01:24:55I'll be your girlfriend
01:24:57even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:59it's part of your charm
01:25:01I love you
01:25:03I love you right back
01:25:11everybody
01:25:13let's get this party started
01:25:17I love you
01:25:19I love you
01:25:21I love you
01:25:23I love you