• 2 days ago
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny! You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:00:14For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett. This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid!
00:00:45I'm not cleaning anything up for you. Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me. Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah. She did have a good pussy though.
00:01:28You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell is going on?
00:01:50Noah?
00:01:51What the hell is going on?
00:01:53Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:59And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:02:02Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:05That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:08Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care?
00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia? Give me your phone.
00:02:28What?
00:02:29Give me your phone.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31It's right here. I got you.
00:02:35I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:46Noah?
00:02:47Open.
00:02:53Thank you. I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:02Whoa.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:12Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:13Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:15Dude, we can't.
00:03:16Yes, we can.
00:03:17No, we can't.
00:03:18This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:19Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:22Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:25Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:27Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:29Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:33I'm in.
00:03:37I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:41You have to save her.
00:03:45Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:48Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:50Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:59You okay?
00:04:02Thank God.
00:04:04Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:07I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:11Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:16You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:21What are you, a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:40What are you trying to do?
00:04:42Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:46I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:52You know what I think?
00:04:53I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:58Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:01Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:04And you know what? I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:05:10You still want me.
00:05:11Is he coming on to me?
00:05:17Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:21Should we check?
00:05:24You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:29Then let's make it easy.
00:05:31Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:33We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:36Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:42I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:45Mia decided that I was officially canceled.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her.
00:05:55Did someone say my name?
00:06:01You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:10We're not hooking up.
00:06:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:15Be so fucking for real.
00:06:17Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:20It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:26How convenient.
00:06:29Let the girls talk.
00:06:36After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:48Did you just spit on me?
00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:58Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:04And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:09Ow!
00:07:11Noah!
00:07:12Did you see that?
00:07:13She shoved me.
00:07:14Oh my God.
00:07:15Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:18I'm always honest.
00:07:20You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:26Thanks, Noey.
00:07:29Fire her.
00:07:39Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:42I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:46Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:49And this is my rental, too.
00:07:52So, what I say goes.
00:07:56Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:59So, you should probably go.
00:08:03I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:08Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:12I'm not going to do it.
00:08:14I'm not going to do it.
00:08:16I'm not going to do it.
00:08:18I'm not going to do it.
00:08:20I'm not going to do it.
00:08:22I'm not going to do it.
00:08:24I'm not going to do it.
00:08:26I'm not going to do it.
00:08:30Jules.
00:08:33Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:42I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:45It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:48I don't want your pity check.
00:08:51My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:54This is too humiliating.
00:08:56I'm going to pay off dad's debt.
00:09:09What are you doing home?
00:09:11I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:13No, no.
00:09:15That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:18Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:22I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:26Mia?
00:09:28Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:30But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:35Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:39Everything.
00:09:46I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:50Please don't call me that.
00:09:52You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:56I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:10:00Mia, slow down, okay?
00:10:03We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:06What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:10I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:19I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:23What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:27Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:32Nobody wants you here.
00:10:34I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:38I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:10:43I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:10:52What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:56What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:58I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:00No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:06Tell her, Noah.
00:11:08Prove it.
00:11:09I'll work harder than I ever have before, and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:15Okay, enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:20And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:23Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:30Well, she better be gone by the time I get back.
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:35She really has you by the balls.
00:11:38Don't insult me.
00:11:40Or what? You'll spank me?
00:11:44You can leave now.
00:11:46Hey.
00:11:49You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:54I'm not going anywhere.
00:11:56I'm not going anywhere.
00:11:58I'm not going anywhere.
00:12:00I'm not going anywhere.
00:12:02I'm not going anywhere.
00:12:05You're right.
00:12:07Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:11You're fired.
00:12:15You're right.
00:12:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:21You're fired.
00:12:28You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:31Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:32Hey, where are you going?
00:12:34Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:36Jules!
00:12:38You can't just leave.
00:12:40You fired me.
00:12:42I can do whatever I want.
00:12:54Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:57Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:13:02No.
00:13:06Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:13:13Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:17Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:19Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:22You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:26Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:30Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:44What are you doing?
00:13:47Come with me.
00:13:53Hey!
00:13:55What the hell?
00:13:56What the fuck are you?
00:14:01You want your job back?
00:14:03Fuck me.
00:14:07Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:10Play along.
00:14:12Why would I do that?
00:14:14You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:17Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:27You're crazy.
00:14:29Crazy like a fox.
00:14:34Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:38You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:41I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:46Noah, come out right now.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:53I'm sorry.
00:14:55Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:59I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:02Oh, come on, baby.
00:15:04Show me what you've got.
00:15:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:15:10Hand me your shirt now.
00:15:25Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:34You fucking bitch.
00:15:36You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:39Take it up with Noah.
00:15:41This isn't over.
00:15:43If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:50I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:52I'm going to make your life hell.
00:16:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:03You know what? I should thank you.
00:16:05Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:08Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:10Oh, wait.
00:16:12I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:15You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:16:17Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:16:19We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:29Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:33Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:47We need to talk.
00:16:51Emmet, get out.
00:16:57Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:09You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:17:12I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:15Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:22I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:17:24Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:27Done.
00:17:29Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:37Give me that.
00:17:39Not yet.
00:17:45Give me that.
00:17:47Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:52But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:56This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:04Great.
00:18:10Let's seal the deal.
00:18:14Deal.
00:18:32I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:34Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:36You can't resist me.
00:18:40Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:18:45Alright.
00:18:53Rule number one.
00:18:55No boners.
00:18:57You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:59You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04Just one.
00:19:06No feelings.
00:19:08I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:12You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:15Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:19Yeah, I do.
00:19:21I have one.
00:19:24No one touches you but me.
00:19:29You don't own me.
00:19:31Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:34While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with?
00:19:42Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:51Let the show begin.
00:19:57Ew.
00:19:59I'm not having dinner with her.
00:20:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:03You kicked me out.
00:20:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:09Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:12At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:18Mia.
00:20:20Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:20:23This is my house.
00:20:25And Jules is my...
00:20:39Jules.
00:20:56I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:58I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:02Game on.
00:21:04Jason!
00:21:06Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:09Dinner is served.
00:21:16Let's fucking go!
00:21:19Yay!
00:21:27Oops.
00:21:29I spilled.
00:21:31Emmett?
00:21:33You want to help?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:39No.
00:21:43Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:47Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:56Noah.
00:21:58Are you thirsty?
00:22:04Jules.
00:22:06Take your shirt off.
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:34Oops.
00:22:36Spilled a little.
00:22:38Jules.
00:22:40I'm so thirsty.
00:22:50Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:53I have to go.
00:22:54I have to go.
00:23:03If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:09Choke on it.
00:23:15Don't run away from me.
00:23:20Don't touch me.
00:23:22Are you mad?
00:23:24Because I kissed you?
00:23:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:35You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:38Yeah, I know.
00:23:41Now you're going to strip for me?
00:23:43You're shivering.
00:23:45Come here.
00:23:54Come here.
00:24:00Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:02I'll take the couch.
00:24:24What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:37Whatever.
00:24:39I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:42Mia's your best friend?
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:47People contain multitudes.
00:24:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:01If you know what I mean.
00:25:14Like what you see?
00:25:15I do, actually.
00:25:40What are you doing?
00:25:42Taking a shower.
00:25:44Remember, you're a grown man.
00:25:47You wish.
00:25:57Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:00I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:02Meet me at the pool.
00:26:04I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:06Meet me at the pool.
00:26:19What's with this guy?
00:26:21One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:23Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:26Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:35Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:55I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:58Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:02Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:05You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:08You're right.
00:27:10It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:17Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:20Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:27Mia, would you relax?
00:27:29We're not taking a vote.
00:27:31We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:33What's Survivor?
00:27:35A show for old people.
00:27:37Ew! That's so boring.
00:27:39I'm kidding.
00:27:41Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:45What game is she trying to play?
00:27:47Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:52Come on, Mia.
00:27:54We used to be best friends.
00:27:56Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:27:59You're right.
00:28:01We did used to be best friends.
00:28:04And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:09It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:13What are you talking about?
00:28:15I never said anything about...
00:28:17Save it.
00:28:19Proof's right here.
00:28:22And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:26Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:31I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:36I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:41Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:44Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:49They can?
00:28:51I never said that.
00:28:53Mia did.
00:28:55She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:28:57Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:02Hey!
00:29:04I made good money for these.
00:29:06Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:08Jules would never say anything.
00:29:09Would you knock it off?
00:29:11Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:13Really?
00:29:15Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:17She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:20Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:25Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:28You said that about me?
00:29:30I can explain.
00:29:32Save your breath.
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:43Bitch!
00:29:45Don't touch me!
00:29:47Get off of me!
00:29:59You are so hot.
00:30:01Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:10Come on.
00:30:15Come on.
00:30:25Yo!
00:30:27Emmett.
00:30:29You and Jules are officially over.
00:30:31No. No. No way, dude.
00:30:33Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:37She'll come crawling back.
00:30:40Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:48Dude, look.
00:30:50You hooked up with Jules!
00:30:52I don't know what's going on.
00:30:54What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear.
00:30:56You hooked up!
00:30:58Fuck!
00:31:00Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:02Emmett! Stop!
00:31:04Fuck you, dude!
00:31:06Stop!
00:31:08Did you post this?
00:31:19Jules, did you post this?
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:27Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:30What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:35I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone!
00:31:41You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:52I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:31:59Great.
00:32:01You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:04Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:07Listen, Jules.
00:32:09None of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:12You're a skank.
00:32:14So get out and don't come back.
00:32:28Help!
00:32:30Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:45You...
00:32:47You saved me.
00:32:48You saved me?
00:33:01That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:05And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:10Emmett.
00:33:12Don't even think about it.
00:33:14Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:16Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:18We have to talk.
00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:32One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:41Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:44I can explain everything.
00:33:46Now.
00:33:53You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:56Takes one to know one.
00:33:58Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:08You're right.
00:34:10We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:14Trust me.
00:34:16We won't stay secret for long.
00:34:19I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:34:33You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:36That way everyone can see it.
00:34:38But for right now,
00:34:41it's party time.
00:34:47OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:51I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:54How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:57You don't know him like I do.
00:35:00If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:03Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:05I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:11He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:13But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:16More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:20The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:24Except for the one about you.
00:35:26I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:28That's true.
00:35:34Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:44Is that true?
00:35:48It's true.
00:35:50I liked you.
00:35:53Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:55I mean, really.
00:35:58Alright.
00:36:00I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:02So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:04Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:09I don't know.
00:36:10If I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:15I guess you can't.
00:36:17There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:26I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:28But when I really think about it,
00:36:30I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:32I really did.
00:36:38I give those two until the end of today.
00:36:40To what, bone?
00:36:43They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:45It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:48I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:53Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:00Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:03You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:10Mm-hmm.
00:37:36She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:38My turn.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:49No smoke.
00:37:51Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:57Rude.
00:38:11Keep the circle moving.
00:38:14If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:16kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:23Get off of me.
00:38:25Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:27What's a little peck?
00:38:30Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:32Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:35I don't remember.
00:38:37I don't remember.
00:38:38Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:44Hey, Jules.
00:38:46Jules.
00:38:47You're a pig.
00:38:48Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:49He's lying.
00:38:51I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:38:53But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:56You have feelings for me?
00:39:03I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:05But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:06You have feelings for me?
00:39:08Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:10You do?
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13I have all the feelings.
00:39:15Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:17You're a dick.
00:39:19Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:20Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:23Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:26I broke your trust.
00:39:28And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:39:32What do you mean?
00:39:34I mean, I trusted you when you let me down.
00:39:36Now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:41Do you want to get back together?
00:39:44You said no feelings.
00:39:46Yeah, you're right.
00:39:50So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:52Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:54Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:56Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:39:58Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:01Ew.
00:40:02Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:04Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:06I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:08Mm-hmm.
00:40:10Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:13And the only reason why I know that
00:40:15is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:17that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:19Maybe we should go to the hospital.
00:40:21Maybe we should go to the hospital.
00:40:23Maybe we should go to the hospital.
00:40:25Maybe we should go to the hospital.
00:40:27Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:40:29so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:31Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:33Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:35You should go do that right now.
00:40:37Yes!
00:40:43It's not that easy.
00:40:45Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:47I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:49Look, if I don't get the money,
00:40:51I'll lose everything.
00:40:53What do you mean?
00:40:55I mean...
00:40:57I have to take you shopping!
00:40:59Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:01And she was about to answer
00:41:03a very important question.
00:41:05I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:07but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:09and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:11or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:14We can talk later.
00:41:16I promise.
00:41:28The girls go shopping.
00:41:30Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:34Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:41:36to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:38I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:41:40once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:42Dude, the Lehman internship
00:41:44is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:46It was tailored for sigmas.
00:41:48Like me.
00:41:50The internship is mine.
00:41:52Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:54Or at least until the end of the summer
00:41:55and I have to pay up.
00:42:05If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:07Oh, that dress you ordered
00:42:09finally came in.
00:42:12Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:14I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:16Ah!
00:42:18You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:20Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:22that you gave me.
00:42:24No, you didn't!
00:42:25That's impossible!
00:42:26It doesn't fit!
00:42:27Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:29What are you doing?
00:42:31I'm shopping.
00:42:33Do you not remember me?
00:42:35I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:37Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:39She can only afford this.
00:42:41I'm sorry.
00:42:43I'm sorry.
00:42:45I only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:47Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:49So your money's no good here.
00:42:51You know what?
00:42:53You're right.
00:42:55I have better things to do
00:42:57than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:59That's it.
00:43:01You're out.
00:43:03Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:05I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:07Trash?
00:43:09That's my girlfriend.
00:43:11Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:13to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:16See this car?
00:43:19Has no spending limit.
00:43:21My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:24And I would like to try
00:43:26this dress on first.
00:43:28No way, this is mine!
00:43:30Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:32No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:34Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:35What do you think?
00:43:41Noah?
00:43:44Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:48Of course.
00:43:51I'm so proud of you.
00:43:53You're a good man.
00:43:55I'm proud of you, too.
00:43:57I'm proud of you.
00:43:59I'm proud of you.
00:44:01I'm proud of you.
00:44:03I'm proud of you.
00:44:06I'm proud of you.
00:44:09You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:12Is it too expensive?
00:44:14No.
00:44:16It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:25Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:35Thank you, Noah.
00:44:38You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:41Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:49Put the dress on my card.
00:44:53Excuse me.
00:44:55I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:59I bet she stole it.
00:45:01I would never.
00:45:03Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:08Whatever, Mia.
00:45:22See? Told ya.
00:45:31I don't know how that got there.
00:45:33Well, she stole it.
00:45:35And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:40Call the police.
00:45:42Don't call the police.
00:45:44This is all my fault.
00:45:46No, it's not.
00:45:48Yes, it is.
00:45:50I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:53But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:55You can't do this.
00:45:57It's a waste of money.
00:45:59Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:01It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:03And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:06Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:08Please and thank you.
00:46:21There he is.
00:46:23Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:27Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:29Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:31Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:46:36Watch your mouth.
00:46:38Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:40Okay, dude.
00:46:42Jules was mine first.
00:46:44I dumped her, okay?
00:46:46It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:48Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:52Okay, alright.
00:46:54Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:56Yeah?
00:46:58I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:00By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:02and never come back to the Summer House.
00:47:03Fine.
00:47:05And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:07I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:09I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:11Deal.
00:47:16You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:19Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:28Eat shit.
00:47:30Hey.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:33Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:36Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:38Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:47:40unless it's with me.
00:47:50Hey.
00:47:56Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:58Uh, I don't know.
00:47:59Jules.
00:48:01You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:03About what?
00:48:05The music in here?
00:48:07Because I think it sucks.
00:48:09Jules.
00:48:11Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:13For real.
00:48:15No contracts and no money.
00:48:17I mean it.
00:48:19I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:21Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:23Like I care.
00:48:25I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:26Come backstage with me.
00:48:29I'm sorry.
00:48:31We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:33Have fun.
00:48:35Here.
00:48:37Put this on.
00:48:39I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:48:45You're crazy.
00:48:47Well, if you're too afraid,
00:48:49you can just back out now.
00:48:54You're on.
00:48:57Follow me.
00:49:04Let the show begin.
00:49:15You think you're hot, chef?
00:49:17Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:20Everyone in the club,
00:49:22get hot and happy.
00:49:23Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:49:25lap dance competition.
00:49:29The rules are simple.
00:49:31Each one of these smoke shows
00:49:33will give one lucky man
00:49:35a lap dance.
00:49:37And you get to vote
00:49:39on who is hotter.
00:49:41Woo!
00:49:54Woo!
00:49:56Woo!
00:49:59Woo!
00:50:01Woo!
00:50:03Woo!
00:50:05Woo!
00:50:07Woo!
00:50:09Woo!
00:50:11Woo!
00:50:13Woo!
00:50:15Woo!
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:19Woo!
00:50:21Woo!
00:50:23Woo!
00:50:25Woo!
00:50:27Woo!
00:50:29Woo!
00:50:31Woo!
00:50:33Woo!
00:50:35Woo!
00:50:37Woo!
00:50:44Top that.
00:50:53You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:51:20I'll be your friend when you cry, cry, cry.
00:51:28The tears on your face, I was in vain when you cried.
00:51:36The same old mistakes, I loved you when you cried.
00:51:46Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now.
00:51:52Yeah?
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:58Here's a tip.
00:52:00And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:06And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:12Mia!
00:52:18As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:52:23I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:52:31Jewels, wait.
00:52:37You look upset.
00:52:40What are you, my therapist?
00:52:42Fuck off.
00:52:43No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:48Jewels, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:56What is that?
00:52:57A good time?
00:52:59Come on, Jewels.
00:53:00Don't you want to have some fun?
00:53:06No, thanks.
00:53:09Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:12Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:17Better play along.
00:53:27Bottoms up.
00:53:30Cheers.
00:53:32Alright.
00:53:34Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:53:36Come on.
00:53:37I'm going to go change.
00:53:42Destiny, have you seen Jewels?
00:53:45I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:47Emmett was with her.
00:53:50That little shit.
00:53:58Don't move.
00:54:05What do you think you're doing?
00:54:07Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:54:10We both know you want this.
00:54:12Be gentle.
00:54:13Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:15Back off.
00:54:17Just relax, baby.
00:54:19Let that E kick in.
00:54:20You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:24I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:54:26Let go of me.
00:54:27This is just going to take a minute.
00:54:32Oh yeah, that's right.
00:54:33Moan for me.
00:54:37Jewels?
00:54:39Jewels, are you in there?
00:54:40Noah!
00:54:41Help me!
00:54:45Noah!
00:54:46Help me!
00:54:49Emmett!
00:54:50Get off of her!
00:54:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:59Emmett!
00:55:00She doesn't want you!
00:55:01What are you doing?
00:55:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:04Even if she won't say so.
00:55:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:18Wait!
00:55:19Stop!
00:55:26This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:44You look like shit.
00:55:46Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:55:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:51Hey!
00:55:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:00Mia, stop.
00:56:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:09Be so fucking for real.
00:56:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:56:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:17And you know what?
00:56:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:22Tonight.
00:56:24Mia, sit down.
00:56:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:33Let's go.
00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:52Ow.
00:56:54You're hurt.
00:56:55Let me help you.
00:57:09I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:23I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:28Really.
00:57:29I didn't take them.
00:57:31You didn't take the pills?
00:57:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:40It's twice as fun.
00:57:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:52What are you trying to give me?
00:57:58Rocky Road.
00:58:01Ow.
00:58:02Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:58:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:10I'm not an asshole.
00:58:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:27I got to show you something.
00:58:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:54It worked.
00:59:08I've wanted you all summer.
00:59:11Stop breathing.
00:59:14I need you.
00:59:15Now.
00:59:22What if somebody sees?
00:59:24Everybody's at the club.
00:59:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:54Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:06It's Mia.
01:00:07Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:09He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:17Okay, bye.
01:00:31Hey, sleepyhead.
01:00:34What are you doing up so early?
01:00:36I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:38I'm ready for another round.
01:00:41Hey, can you knock?
01:00:42Can you put your boner away?
01:00:45Get up.
01:00:46Get up.
01:00:47Get up, get up, get up.
01:00:48Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:50It's worse than a fire.
01:00:54Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:01:03You're fucking with me.
01:01:05What's the big deal?
01:01:06There's the drugs.
01:01:07And the mess.
01:01:08And you.
01:01:09What about me?
01:01:10She like totally thinks you're a slut, but like in a bad way.
01:01:13Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:17I need to get out of here.
01:01:19I'll hide Jules.
01:01:20I'll distract mom.
01:01:24Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:34Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:35Got it.
01:01:45Get your brother.
01:01:47Now.
01:01:54Mommy, wait.
01:01:55Noah.
01:02:01My baby boy.
01:02:03Mom, hi.
01:02:05Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:02:19Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:25None of your business.
01:02:28Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:36I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:40What is that slut doing here?
01:02:45You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:47Get out of this house.
01:02:49Mom.
01:02:50Noah, a little help?
01:02:53This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:00Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:06Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:10Lisa, my second mommy.
01:03:14We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:17Oh, yes, we do.
01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:24I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:26But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:28Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:31Please?
01:03:41My head hurts.
01:03:43Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:46Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:03:48Thanks.
01:03:54She's better.
01:04:03Water.
01:04:05Water, I mean, I need water.
01:04:07Jules.
01:04:10What did you give my mom?
01:04:12Aspirin.
01:04:13Aspirin?
01:04:15It's so hot in here.
01:04:19Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:26Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:31I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:34That's enough.
01:04:35I've got to talk to you.
01:04:36Let's go.
01:04:38Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:40Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:43No way.
01:04:44You gave her those?
01:04:45I didn't give them.
01:04:46She found them.
01:04:47Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:49No fucking way, Jules.
01:04:51She hates you already.
01:04:52What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:56Where did she go?
01:05:12Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:14No way.
01:05:15It feels so good.
01:05:22I'm drowning.
01:05:25Mia, save me.
01:05:27Absolutely not.
01:05:29I'm not going in there.
01:05:33Help!
01:05:34Help!
01:05:35No.
01:05:36No.
01:05:37Will you save me?
01:05:38Here.
01:05:39I brought you some tea.
01:05:40I was wrong about you.
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:20Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:24I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:26Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:29Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:32You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:38I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:41No feelings.
01:06:43Remember?
01:06:49I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:54I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:56I mean it.
01:06:59I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:04When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:09If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:13So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:16Really?
01:07:18When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:33Come with me.
01:07:38I want to give you the money.
01:07:41Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:07:45Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:49I don't know what to say.
01:07:54Just let me take care of you.
01:08:01And tell me that you love me.
01:08:06I don't think I can say it.
01:08:11Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:08:16Fine.
01:08:19You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:22And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:25I know you do.
01:08:30Good morning, everyone.
01:08:32Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:35Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:40I was just leaving.
01:08:41You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:43We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:49After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:56But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:09:08Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:21Adios.
01:09:24Welcome.
01:09:29I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:34I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:09:44There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:51What is this?
01:10:00Ew, what died in here?
01:10:02My manhood.
01:10:05Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:11I don't like to read.
01:10:13It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:20That's cheating.
01:10:22Oh, great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:10:35I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:38I know, I know, but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:47What up, lovebirds?
01:10:49Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:51You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:57Who are you?
01:10:59I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:10Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:11:14Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:22The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:32Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
01:11:41Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:45I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:58And I get bored easy.
01:12:03Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:12:09Your interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:15Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:18Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:29That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:12:34Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:41But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:44Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:59And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:02The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:13:06Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:13:09Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:15You lied to me.
01:13:17No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:22I'm sorry.
01:13:26Everybody, let's get the party started!
01:13:38Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:44I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:47There's something special about you.
01:13:50You're so beautiful.
01:13:53Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:13:56I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:59Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:04That'd be me.
01:14:07You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:13How long is he gonna be here?
01:14:16I'll protect you.
01:14:19Looky here. The happy little couple.
01:14:23From soulmates to soulmates.
01:14:30Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:33Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:36Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:39Yeah, he's finally gonna win her bet.
01:14:42What bet?
01:14:45What bet?
01:14:47I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:53That's not true.
01:14:55Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:01You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:07I don't want to hear it.
01:15:09Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:15I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:19I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:22I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:25Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:31Chicks, dude.
01:15:33I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:39I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:42You're pathetic.
01:15:44Bitch.
01:15:46Whatever, dude.
01:15:51What were you thinking? That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:56I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:01You're a sexy girl. We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:05I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:07Then make time.
01:16:08There's a tradition at Lehman. The boys share their toys.
01:16:14And I want to play with you.
01:16:16I don't want to be played with.
01:16:18If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:26Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:30What do I have to do?
01:16:33Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:38In your dreams, perv.
01:16:43Mia.
01:16:45You know where Jules is?
01:16:47You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:50Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:52Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:56Get it through your head. I want to be with Jules.
01:16:59Why do you like her so much?
01:17:02I don't like her.
01:17:05I love her.
01:17:09You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:14You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:16Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:17:18Found your girlfriend.
01:17:32If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:35Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:38We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:45Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:49Damn, you were great.
01:17:52Just one kiss.
01:17:54That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:59Don't play hard to get!
01:18:07Get off of her.
01:18:12Get off of her.
01:18:14Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:17If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:20You wouldn't dare.
01:18:22You little shit. You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:25Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:18:27because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:29than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:32You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hands.
01:18:35You want to mess with me? You want to mess with me?
01:18:37Yeah, why don't you sue me, and we'll let all the papers know
01:18:40that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:43You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:18:45Who's your wife?
01:18:47I don't know.
01:18:50You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.
01:19:06How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:09How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:11It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:13Don't lie to me. I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:20I didn't kiss him.
01:19:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:26You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:31Tell him that he's a good kisser, and you want him right now.
01:19:35Tell him you love him.
01:19:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:49You're fired.
01:19:51Get out of my house.
01:20:06You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:12You never belonged with us.
01:20:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:20:19I played you, and I won.
01:20:22This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:25Oh, honey.
01:20:27This has everything to do with me.
01:20:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:20:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:41And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:49You thought you were better than me.
01:20:52But I always win.
01:20:54All I fucking do is win.
01:21:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:13Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:17It's too late.
01:21:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:28Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:32That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:35You lose everything.
01:21:37Oh, God.
01:21:47Can I help you?
01:21:49What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:52My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:56I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:22:00Do you need anything?
01:22:11I have a big tip for you.
01:22:14I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:19Smile more.
01:22:28This money feels dirty.
01:22:30I never want to see this check again.
01:22:34Sigh.
01:22:43Miss me?
01:22:48Miss me?
01:22:55Get lost.
01:22:57I deserve that.
01:23:00Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:23:03And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:09Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:11Yeah.
01:23:13This morning, I bought it.
01:23:15You bought my house from under us?
01:23:18Look at the name on the title.
01:23:21Oh, my God.
01:23:24You put it under my name.
01:23:27It's yours, Jules.
01:23:29It's all yours.
01:23:31But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:35Another condition?
01:23:38What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:41Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:23:44No.
01:23:46But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight...
01:23:51...at 8 p.m.
01:23:54And I want you to wear this.
01:24:10What are you doing here?
01:24:12Noah told me to come.
01:24:14Really?
01:24:16Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:18Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:24He's proposing to you?
01:24:26When did you two get back together?
01:24:28Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:30But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:33And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:37I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you...
01:24:41...Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:46Mia! Jules!
01:24:48I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:24:50Why did you invite me here?
01:24:52To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:54Propose?
01:24:56Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:24:58Oh, please. The big question.
01:25:01Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:04Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:11How did you know about that?
01:25:13How did you know about that?
01:25:15Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:17And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:25:20You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:25:24Okay. Fine.
01:25:27Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:31But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:35What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:37Actually, that's my job.
01:25:39Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:42You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:44These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:25:47Daddy!
01:25:49Bye, Mia.
01:25:52If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:25:57That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:02Everybody!
01:26:05What is he doing?
01:26:08I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:15And here are my secrets.
01:26:19I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:21I do.
01:26:23And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:30And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:32Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:35And I have one more secret.
01:26:38Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:45And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:47Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:49I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:26:58Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:01I didn't. I just don't know.
01:27:03Why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:05I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:09Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:20Of course I do.
01:27:22Now, let's party.