When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas | dG1fVjdGRDJ4SVMxeW8
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00:00When there's danger on the streets and evil is everywhere, the only solution is circumcised.
00:11Who's the certified circumcised dick? That's a sex machine to all the chicks.
00:17Shabbat shalom, mama.
00:19Adam Goldberg is the Hebrew Hammer.
00:25Santa's been rubbed out by his evil son, Damien.
00:28I'm Santa now!
00:30In less than 24 hours, Chanukah will be no more.
00:38We have to put into place an agent.
00:41The Hebrew Hammer?
00:42Jew confirmation test initiated.
00:45Ooh, that's cold.
00:46Circumcision confirmed.
00:51He's a master of disguise.
00:54You're the goyest of Chanukah.
00:56The Hebrew Hammer!
00:58He's a ladies' man.
00:59I want you to talk dirty to me.
01:02I want to have lots of children by you.
01:05I want to get a good-paying, stable job.
01:08Yeah.
01:09I want for our children to go to private schools.
01:11Yes! Keep going, keep going!
01:14Excuse me, children. He plans on personally cancelling Christmas.
01:21Attending Kmart shoppers, there are Jews in aisle 12.
01:26There's a reason they call him the Hebrew Hammer.
01:29Oh, kiss me, you Semitic stallion!
01:36You know, you're tied in. You don't have to hold on.
01:41Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that.
01:45Someone's gonna get everything they want for Christmas this year next!
01:51The bad, bold, big-nosed biblical brother.
01:55The Hebrew Hammer.