No One Messes With Ms Keller - Full Movie
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00:00I'm sorry to tell you this, Ms. Lawson, but your stomach cancer is in its
00:29terminal stage. You may have as little as three months left. There's a slim
00:35chance with chemotherapy, but... Thank you, doctor, but I'd rather spend the time I
00:40have left in peace, not in pain. Maintaining a healthy routine and
00:45staying positive could potentially extend your time a bit.
00:59Ouch! Stop it! I'm the cool cop and you're the bad guy.
01:19Mary, please stop. What happened, darling? It breaks my heart
01:28to see you cry. Granny, this mean old witch is bullying me. Get her. What did you just
01:34call me? You had one job, keep Harry happy. You couldn't even do that right, you
01:38lazy ass. I don't want you. I want Auntie Joanna to be my mommy.
01:49Why are you looking at him like that? He's right. Not only does he not want you
01:53here, I don't either. How can you say that to my face? If you hadn't trapped my son
01:58into getting pregnant, I never would have allowed a lowly cook like you into this
02:01family. I've dedicated my entire life to this family, to him. I've sacrificed my
02:08career, my dreams, even my dignity. What more do you want from me? Lower your
02:14voice. You can't hold a candle to Joanna. Her father was pivotal in Ethan's business
02:20success. Even after he passed away, she still continues to support him as a food
02:25influencer. What have you ever brought to the table besides Caesar salad? Apologize
02:30now or leave this house. You know what?
02:36Fine. You want Joanna so bad, go get her. I'm leaving.
02:51Daddy, if mommy's leaving, can Auntie Joanna be my new mom instead?
03:01Nancy, what's your problem? I'm done. I've had enough of this family.
03:10How could I have been such an idiot? Family, love, it's all fairy tales.
03:26Eight years with these ungrateful people, trapped in this miserable life. No more.
03:43Nancy, you can't hear Harry crying downstairs. Maybe they're tears of joy. He finally gets
03:51to be with his beloved Auntie Joanna. This isn't about Joanna. Why do you always have
03:56to- Chris, what? Act petty? I'm your wife, Ethan, not Mother Teresa. You've allowed your
04:05high school sweetheart to waltz all over our home, cozying up to you, your mother, and
04:10our son. And I've held no grudges. What more do you expect from me? You've endured it all
04:19these years, right? Right. I have. But I'm done, Ethan. Good luck with your new wife.
04:39Bad mommy! Bad mommy! Exactly. It's all her fault. But daddy's dealing with her. If she
04:45leaves, Joanna will be your new mommy. But I don't want- Harry, why don't we go play
04:52cops and robbers? You love that game, right? Where are you going, mean witch? If you leave,
05:02I'll tell everyone you're a bad, crappy mommy. Think what you want of me. I wasn't strong
05:06enough to teach you right from wrong. And I won't get the chance to in the future.
05:11Nancy Lawson, if you walk out that door, don't even think about coming back. You'll regret it.
05:18It's Nancy Keller now. And don't worry, I'm never coming back.
05:23Nancy!
05:31This is yucky. I want mommy's food.
05:33I want mommy's food. We can find a new cook easily.
05:38Joanna, maybe try a new restaurant tomorrow. I want mommy's food right now!
05:44Enough, Harry! Isn't this what you asked for?
05:48Hello, I need your classiest, most expensive coffin, please. And with a big green bow.
05:55Just to be clear, whose funeral are we planning?
05:57Mine. You have to go all out for your own funeral, right?
06:18You know, I don't want one of those black and white photos. I want a stunning portrait.
06:24And no sad music, please. I want my favorite rock band there.
06:27Of course. Our high-end models, they can be customized with any pattern that you'd like.
06:39Uh, miss?
06:44You need to check it out. Make sure it's comfortable.
06:47Yeah, of course. Which pattern would you prefer?
06:50I haven't decided yet. What are the common choices?
06:53Usually they feature beloved family members and friends.
06:57And will you give me a moment? I want to get the full experience.
07:04I'm going to be here for a long time after all.
07:07Leave me alone! You're so annoying!
07:10What kind of mother can't even feed their own kid?
07:15Ethan!
07:17Nancy, why can't you just get things done?
07:37Miss, are you ready yet?
07:39I'm done letting people walk all over me. From now on, I make my own rules.
07:44Anyone who tries to cross me will regret it.
07:51Thank you so much for your help today.
08:00How could we make such a huge mistake? This chart is for the wrong Nancy Lawson.
08:05This young woman doesn't have stomach cancer after all.
08:23Finally back in the club. It's been ages.
08:28Hi, uh, can I order three shots of tequila and a sex on the beach?
08:35Sorry, dear I am a little drunk.
08:37I got my makeup done yesterday.
08:39Oh, thank you!
08:41Oh, no problem!
08:43Your hotel room?
08:45She's my friend.
08:47Hey, what did you say?
08:49I said, I got my makeup done yesterday.
08:51And I'm a little drunk.
08:53And I'm a little drunk.
08:55I know.
08:56I thought you said you would get to drink a little.
08:58Can't you see I got makeup on?
09:00Where's my hotel room?
09:02Tonight, I'm finally free.
09:04Fuck the lawsuit, fuck Ethan, Nancy Keller is back.
09:10And drinks on me, everyone!
09:12Woo!
09:13Woo!
09:14Woo!
09:14Woo!
09:15Woo!
09:16Keller!
09:17Nancy!
09:18Keller!
09:19Nancy!
09:19Keller!
09:20Nancy!
09:21Keller!
09:22Woo!
09:23Woo!
09:24Woo!
09:24Woo!
09:25Woo!
09:26Woo!
09:27Woo!
09:28Woo!
09:29Woo!
09:29Woo!
09:30Woo!
09:31Woo!
09:32Woo!
09:33Woo!
09:34Woo!
09:34Woo!
09:35Woo!
09:36Woo!
09:37Woo!
09:38Woo!
09:39Woo!
09:39Woo!
09:40Woo!
09:41Woo!
09:42Woo!
09:43Jeez, what's Nancy up to?
09:45Why is she spending so much?
09:47Really, that's your concern?
09:49I just meant that she shouldn't be spending
09:50all your hard-earned money,
09:51especially not at a nightclub.
09:53She's my wife.
09:55She can spend how she sees fit.
09:58Jesus, I...
10:16Jesus, how drunk are you?
10:28Nancy, Jesus, how drunk are you?
10:31Come on, I'm taking you home.
10:33Who might you be?
10:35Potty?
10:36Potty?
10:37Really?
10:39You looking for someone in here?
10:42You kind of look like that jerk, Ethan.
10:46Take a good look at who you're talking to.
10:48Ugh, what are you doing here?
10:50I'm coming to take you home.
10:51I don't want to go!
10:52Why?
10:53What's your plan?
10:54Stay here, look for more...
10:56hotties?
10:58Yeah, and what's wrong with that?
11:01Don't you remember you have a husband?
11:03Don't you remember you have a high school sweetheart
11:05waiting for you at home?
11:09No, stop!
11:27You're in the hospital?
11:29You okay?
11:30No.
11:31I'm sick from dealing with your mother and Joanna all the time.
11:34Leave me alone!
11:37Hey, you okay?
11:40If this guy's bothering you,
11:41you can just give him the word and I can handle it.
11:44That sounds perfect.
11:46Potty.
11:47Why don't we get out of here and she can deal with us?
11:50Is she or she gonna throw someone right in front of me?
11:54Is she or she gonna throw someone right in front of me?
11:56Isn't that what you've been doing with Joanna the whole time?
11:58But Joanna is like a sister to me!
12:00Right!
12:02And this stud is like a brother to me.
12:07Now, let's go see those abs in action.
12:12Nancy!
12:13Don't follow me!
12:24Hey, my wife is just in the hospital.
12:27Can you find out what happened?
12:29Copy that, boss.
12:34Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
12:36This woman is insane.
12:37Are you seriously checking into my hotel with some other man?
12:54Are you done with the drama?
12:56This is just the beginning.
12:57Haven't you always ignored what happened to me?
12:59Why do you suddenly care now?
13:01Ignored?
13:03What do you mean?
13:06Never mind.
13:07Life is short.
13:08I should have told you.
13:09I'm sorry.
13:10I'm sorry.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12I'm sorry.
13:13I'm sorry.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I'm sorry.
13:18I'm sorry.
13:19I'm sorry.
13:20I'm sorry.
13:21I'm sorry.
13:22I should have fun while I still can, right?
13:25You should leave.
13:28This is my wife.
13:30You don't dare touch her!
13:31Get the fuck out!
13:36What do you want, Ethan?
13:38I was gonna ask you the same thing.
13:40I heard he gave you and Joanne a space.
13:42Can't you just leave me alone?
13:44You stop bringing her up!
13:46If I stop bringing her up, will she stop hanging out at my house?
13:49Closing up to my husband?
13:53I want a divorce.
13:57Don't you ever say that word.
14:00We're not getting a, you know.
14:02What?
14:03Divorce?
14:06I'm serious.
14:07I demand a divorce.
14:10I'm tired of this bullshit.
14:12Joanna's snide remarks, your mother's disdain, even Harry's hurtful comments, all fueled by your sheer indifference.
14:20I won't take it a second longer.
14:22Now get the hell out of my room!
14:25Nancy!
14:27If you do this now, you will never change!
14:50I need to take back everything I've lost over the past eight years.
14:56Before it's too late.
15:19Damn.
15:20This is how life should always be.
15:22Why didn't I realize this sooner?
15:29Can I have one moment without suffering?
15:36Can I have one moment without suffering?
15:42Can I have one moment without suffering?
15:53If I die here, would anyone even notice?
16:01Maybe I should leave some final words before I die.
16:12Who am I even leaving this message for?
16:17What are you two doing here?
16:18You had a man in here earlier, didn't you?
16:20How could you cheat on Ethan?
16:22Where is the man?
16:23This is my room.
16:25Get out, or I'll make you.
16:27Three.
16:29Living off my son's money and breaking your affairs to his hotel.
16:32How shameful you are.
16:34Two.
16:35I don't care who you are.
16:37Breaking your affairs to his hotel.
16:39How shameful you are.
16:40Two.
16:41You'd better start talking or it's going to get much worse once Ethan gets here.
16:44One.
16:45Time's up.
16:53My new shirt, it's ruined.
16:55Are you crazy?
16:56Maybe I am.
16:57Maybe I should have gone crazy much sooner.
17:00Since you two won't give me one moment of peace, nobody gets to enjoy their day now.
17:04You stay away from us, you psycho.
17:08Oh, I've never been treated like this before.
17:13I'm your mother-in-law.
17:15Are you going to get physical with me?
17:17Nancy, you can get as angry as you want, but don't hurt Aunt Vivian.
17:21She took care of Ethan all by herself and put a roof over your head.
17:24You can't just turn on her.
17:28Shut up, you hypocritical bitch.
17:31You think I'd go easy on you?
17:32You asked for this, and now you both are going down.
17:38Nancy, are you insane?
17:40This ends now.
17:44Nancy, are you insane?
17:46This ends now.
17:47Is this what security is like at your hotel?
17:50Anyone can just barge into anyone's hotel room.
17:53Maybe I should go public with this.
17:55See what your shareholders think about that.
17:57We can address that later, but right now we need to talk about what the hell it is you're doing.
18:02Ethan, Nancy is squandering your money on another man.
18:05And she attacked me.
18:07Ethan, you need to do something about her.
18:09Look at my shirt, it's ruined.
18:11And she went to attack Aunt Vivian.
18:13Nancy, you can get mad at me, but attacking my mother, that is crossing the line.
18:17It's unacceptable.
18:18They started it.
18:19I was just returning the favor.
18:21And they were still our family.
18:23You need to show them some respect.
18:25Clearly, she's a disgrace to the Lawson family name.
18:29Ethan, we need to end this marriage now.
18:36You think I want to be in this marriage?
18:38I can't wait to leave this family.
18:40No.
18:41Nancy.
18:45Nancy.
18:46What's your attitude?
18:48We've given her everything over all the years.
19:00Living off my son's money and breaking your affairs to his hotel.
19:04Think about how shameful you are.
19:09Is this how you treat her when I'm not around?
19:15Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
19:17We can explain.
19:18So what if it is?
19:19I'm her mother-in-law.
19:21I decide how she should be treated.
19:24She has no right to push back.
19:26She is my wife!
19:29I don't expect you to treat her like your daughter.
19:32But at the very least, not like this!
19:35I never was my daughter-in-law!
19:37Sign the papers and be done with her!
19:39Ethan, she's not the right fit for you.
19:42I'm not!
19:45Get out! Now!
19:48Ethan, I forgot to add sugar to your mom's coffee this morning, and she threw the mug at me!
19:52And it caught Joanna speaking ill of me to Harry again.
19:54Can you stop bothering me with this stuff?
19:56I'm already late for a client.
20:00Living off my son's money and breaking your affairs to his hotel.
20:04It was all true.
20:06I'm his mother-in-law.
20:07I'm his wife.
20:08I'm his daughter-in-law.
20:09I'm his wife.
20:10I'm his daughter-in-law.
20:11I'm his wife.
20:12I'm his daughter-in-law.
20:13I'm his wife.
20:14I'm his daughter-in-law.
20:15I'm his wife.
20:16It was all true.
20:19Everything you told me.
20:23And I never listened.
20:29What have I done?
20:35I'm so sorry, Nancy.
20:42But I'll get you back.
20:46I'll get you back.
20:47I'll get you back.
20:48I'll get you back.
20:49I'll get you back.
20:50I'll get you back.
21:15If you don't have any clothes in your size, I recommend another store.
21:19My time is far more valuable.
21:22These window shoppers can wait their turn.
21:25Oh, you think your time is precious?
21:27My life is literally ticking away.
21:30You're sick?
21:31Yeah, terminal, actually.
21:33You got a cure, Karen?
21:41I'll take everything you have.
21:43Oh, right away, ma'am.
22:13Ms. Keller, these are our newest designer bags.
22:32I'll take it.
22:35Ms. Keller, may I present you an exquisite set
22:37from Cartier, made with one heart.
22:39I'll take that, too.
22:41This is our flagship model from our fleet of luxury yachts.
22:46Just bring the contract.
22:47Look at these stocks I picked out for you, Ms. Keller.
22:51I promise you the ROI will be at least 10 times within the year.
22:54I'll invest, but only the red ones.
22:57What? But those are the sinking ones.
23:00Do you want my money or not?
23:01Yes, madam. Anything you want.
23:10I don't have time for this.
23:25Fuck! Fuck these rich assholes!
23:33Oh, sorry.
23:35I didn't mean you, miss.
23:36What happened?
23:38My investor just backed out.
23:42Everything's falling apart.
23:44Well, why don't you just quit?
23:48Take the money and walk away.
23:49But this is my dream.
23:52I've been in this industry for 30 years, made 10 films, all flops.
23:58But this one feels different.
24:00This film, it's like a light in the darkness.
24:03It keeps me going and makes me feel truly alive.
24:09You said you've been in the industry for 30 years and made 10 flopped movies?
24:22Let's make your movie.
24:28Oh, thank you.
24:32You have no idea what this means to me.
24:36You made my dream come true.
24:43Thank you, miss.
24:46You've given me so much more than money.
24:49You've made me believe again.
24:53Fight for something that makes you feel truly alive.
25:02My dream is to become the next top female chef in the world.
25:09Fight for something I believe in, not for anyone else, but for what makes me feel alive.
25:33$2 million? $10 million?
25:36She spent $50 million in one day.
25:39That bitch is trying to bankrupt us.
25:44Don't worry, Aunt Vivian.
25:45As long as they're divorced, Nancy won't be able to spend any more of Eason's money.
25:49Exactly. The divorce, it must happen soon.
25:53I'm not divorcing Nancy.
25:55Are you losing your mind over her?
25:57She's even cheated on you.
25:58No, she hasn't.
26:00Our family can't afford a daughter-in-law who spends $50 million in one day.
26:06She's hardly ever spent on herself.
26:09If she chooses to now, I'm pretty sure that I can afford my wife's lifestyle.
26:12Leave her alone.
26:18Don't worry. He'll come to his senses. Eventually.
26:24Hi. Table for one, please?
26:26Of course, ma'am. Follow me.
26:30I usually take that VIP box.
26:33I'm sorry, ma'am. It's taken by other guests.
26:36Oh. I thought it was always reserved for the owner. Ethan Lawson?
26:43Ma'am, you can't go in there. Mr. Lawson's fiancé is using it right now.
26:48Ma'am, you can't go in there. Mr. Lawson's fiancé is using it right now.
26:54Mr. Lawson's fiancé is using it right now.
27:02Boss, I've got news about your wife's medical situation.
27:05She did have a routine medical examination, but no follow-up treatment scheduled.
27:09Nothing serious flagged.
27:10What about the pills I found?
27:11They're just ibuprofens.
27:18Hey.
27:19Come to L O'Clock right now. I didn't know you were engaged.
27:22What are you talking about?
27:27Postpone all my meetings.
27:28Copy that.
27:31Joanna, your last-dish post got over a million likes. It looked delicious.
27:36We even had guests asking for it here the other day.
27:39How did you come up with such a brilliant idea to season the edamame with turmeric?
27:43Well, Ethan loves those flavors.
27:45His Aunt Vivian said he really loved my cooking, and she suggested I make it for him every day.
27:50Is he going to propose soon?
27:52Should I start calling you Mrs. Lawson?
27:56Ethan's about to propose soon, huh?
27:58I wonder what his wife will think about that.
28:05Who the hell are you?
28:06What does it matter to you if Mr. Lawson proposes?
28:09I'm just curious, since I haven't even divorced him yet.
28:12This whole thing seems like an affair.
28:16What affair?
28:18Did he come all this way to pick you up?
28:23Ethan, I...
28:24Ethan, I heard about your plans to propose to Joanna, so I thought I'd come down and offer my congratulations.
28:30Oh, and when we do divorce, I'll be expecting a substantial settlement, okay?
28:36Stop the nonsense, Nancy. We're not getting a divorce.
28:39Well, but she's already calling her Miss Lawson.
28:43I wouldn't want to stand in the way of your shiny new family.
28:46Joanna, I never said that I was going to propose to you.
28:48I'm a happily married man. Why would I ever propose?
28:51I thought you said that you two were childhood sweethearts, and that his marriage was just a rumor.
28:56Ethan, I can explain.
28:57Nancy is my wife.
28:59That's not changing.
29:02Well, I don't want anything to do with you.
29:10I don't want anything to do with you.
29:20Joanna, you need to move out of my house.
29:22But you promised my parents you'd take care of me for life.
29:24Never let you run short of money. That won't change. It's time you learned I'm wrong.
29:31Joanna, were all your social media posts and what you told me just lies?
29:36I knew Ethan long before she came along.
29:38She got pregnant and he married her. He forced his hand.
29:42Really?
29:44It's just too embarrassing to admit.
29:47And I'm still dealing with the trauma of seeing them so happy together.
29:51I understand. That sounds tough.
29:59Miss Keller, you're a genius.
30:01I bought the red stocks like you said, and they've all skyrocketed.
30:05What?
30:09Ethan, you lucky bastard. I was trying to sink your money.
30:15I want my mommy. Where is my mommy?
30:18Your mommy doesn't want you anymore.
30:20That lousy witch better stay away from us.
30:23Look, Harry, I'll take care of you. I'm your favorite.
30:27No.
30:28Harry, come here.
30:35When will mommy come home and where is she?
30:38Don't worry. Your mommy loves you more than anyone in the world.
30:41Daddy's going to bring her home real soon.
30:43You promise?
30:44I promise. Right now it's time for bed, okay?
30:47Okay.
30:58Is this how you talk about Nancy to Harry behind my back?
31:01Don't you think that I've forgotten about how you treated her the other day?
31:04Don't speak to me like that. Harry is my grandson.
31:08The moment Nancy left, she lost all rights to call herself his mother.
31:12Listen, Ethan, you know Aunt Vivian has your best interests at heart.
31:15Joanna, I already told you to move out. What are you still doing here?
31:19Joanna, I already told you to move out. What are you still doing here?
31:22I asked Joanna to stay here with me.
31:24No, Mom, you don't understand.
31:26No, Mom, you don't understand.
31:28Because she's living here and because you're parading her around,
31:31everyone thinks that she's my fiancee.
31:33If anyone thinks that, it's perfect.
31:36How many times have I told you to stay away from Nancy?
31:39You never listen.
31:42Joanna is better for your image and your business.
31:45You need to divorce Nancy now and marry Joanna instead.
31:49Nancy was right about you the whole time.
31:52Joanna, you leave today. Non-negotiable.
31:56No, Ethan, wait, I...
31:59Oh, Aunt Vivian, what am I going to do?
32:02You're staying. Don't listen to him.
32:04But Nancy won't allow it. She's so controlling over him.
32:07I won't allow her to ruin this.
32:11I'll make sure the divorce happens as soon as possible.
32:13Now, we just need to find a way to bring her back here.
32:16Nancy sure cares a lot about the trophy of hers, doesn't she?