No One Messes With Ms Keller - Full Movie
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00:00I'm sorry to tell you this, Ms. Lawson, but your stomach cancer is in its
00:29terminal stage. You may have as little as three months left. There's a slim
00:35chance with chemotherapy, but... Thank you, doctor, but I'd rather spend the time I
00:40have left in peace, not in pain. Maintaining a healthy routine and
00:45staying positive could potentially extend your time a bit.
00:59Ouch! Stop it! I'm the cool cop and you're the bad guy.
01:19Mary, please stop. What happened, darling? It breaks my heart
01:28to see you cry. Granny, this man-eared witch is bullying me. Get her. What did you just
01:34call me? You had one job, keep Harry happy. You couldn't even do that right, you
01:38lazy ass. I don't want you. I want Auntie Joanna to be my mommy.
01:49Why are you looking at him like that? He's right. Not only does he not want you
01:53here, I don't either. How can you say that to my face? If you hadn't trapped my son
01:58into getting pregnant, I never would have allowed a lowly cook like you into this
02:01family. I've dedicated my entire life to this family, to him. I've sacrificed my
02:08career, my dreams, even my dignity. What more do you want from me? Lower your
02:14voice. You can't hold a candle to Joanna. Her father was pivotal in Ethan's business
02:20success. Even after he passed away, she still continues to support him as a food
02:25influencer. What have you ever brought to the table besides Caesar salad? Apologize
02:30now or leave this house. You know what?
02:36Fine. You want Joanna so bad, go get her. I'm leaving.
02:51Daddy, if mommy's leaving, can Auntie Joanna be my new mom instead?
03:01Nancy, what's your problem? I'm done. I've had enough of this family.
03:10How could I have been such an idiot? Family? Love? It's all fairy tales.
03:32Eight years with these ungrateful people, trapped in this miserable life? No more.
03:41Nancy, you can't hear Harry crying downstairs. Maybe they're tears of joy. He finally gets
03:51to be with his beloved Auntie Joanna. This isn't about Joanna. Why do you always have to-
03:56What? Act petty? I'm your wife, Ethan, not Mother Teresa. You've allowed your high school
04:05sweetheart to waltz all over our home, cozying up to you, your mother, and our son.
04:13And I've held no grudges. What more do you expect from me?
04:18You've endured it all these years, right?
04:20Right. I have. But I'm done, Ethan. Good luck with your new wife.
04:39Bad mommy! Bad mommy! Exactly. It's all her fault. But daddy's dealing with her.
04:44If she leaves, Joanna will be your new mommy. But I don't want-
04:49Harry, why don't we go play cops and robbers? You love that game, right?
04:59Where are you going, mean witch? If you leave, I'll tell everyone you're a bad, crappy mommy.
05:04Think what you want of me. I wasn't strong enough to teach you right from wrong.
05:08And I won't get the chance to in the future.
05:12Nancy Lawson, if you walk out that door, don't even think about coming back. You'll regret it.
05:19It's Nancy Keller now. And don't worry, I'm never coming back.
05:24Nancy!
05:32This is yucky. I want mommy's food.
05:35We can find a new cook easily. Joanna, maybe try a new restaurant tomorrow.
05:41I want mommy's food right now!
05:44Enough, Harry! Isn't this what you asked for?
06:00Hello. I need your classiest, most expensive coffin, please. And with a big green bow.
06:07Just to be clear, whose funeral are we planning?
06:09Mine. You have to go all out for your own funeral, right?
06:14You know, I don't want one of those black and white photos. I want a stunning portrait.
06:24And no sad music, please. I want my favorite rock band there.
06:27Of course. Our high-end models, they can be customized with any pattern that you'd like.
06:32Oh.
06:39Uh, miss?
06:44You need to check it out. Make sure it's comfortable.
06:47Yeah, of course. Which pattern would you prefer?
06:50I haven't decided yet. What are the common choices?
06:53Usually they feature beloved family members and friends.
06:57And will you give me a moment? I want to get the full experience.
07:03I'm going to be here for a long time, after all.
07:15Leave me alone! You're so annoying!
07:17What kind of mother can't even feed their own kid?
07:23Ethan.
07:23Ethan.
07:25Nancy, why can't you just get things done?
07:37Miss, are you ready yet?
07:39I'm done letting people walk all over me.
07:42From now on, I make my own rules. Anyone who tries to cross me will regret it.
07:47Thank you so much for your help today.
08:00How could we make such a huge mistake? This chart is for the wrong Nancy Lawson.
08:06This young woman doesn't have stomach cancer after all.
08:17Finally back in the club. It's been ages.
08:29Hi, can I order three shots of tequila and a sex on the beach?
08:47Tonight, I'm finally free. Fuck the Lawsons. Fuck Ethan. Nancy Keller is back.
09:10And drinks on me, everyone.
09:17Nancy Keller! Nancy Keller! Nancy Keller!
09:43Geez, what's Nancy up to? Why is she spending so much?
09:47Really, that's your concern?
09:48I just meant that she shouldn't be spending all your hard-earned money,
09:51especially not at a nightclub.
09:53She's my wife. She can spend how she sees fit.
09:59Ethan, I...
10:17Jesus, how drunk are you?
10:29Nancy, geez, how drunk are you? Come on, I'm taking you home.
10:34Who might you be, hottie?
10:38Hottie, really? You're looking for someone in here?
10:42You kind of look like that jerk, Ethan.
10:47Take a good look at who you're talking to.
10:50What are you doing here?
10:51I'm coming to take you home.
10:52I don't want to go.
10:54Why? What's your plan? Stay here? Look for more hotties?
11:00Yeah, and what's wrong with that?
11:03Don't you remember you have a husband?
11:05Don't you remember you have a high school sweetheart waiting for you at home?
11:09No, stop!
11:31You're in the hospital? You okay?
11:34No, I'm sick from dealing with your mother and Joanne all the time.
11:38Leave me alone!
11:41Hey, you okay?
11:44If this guy's bothering you, you can just give him the word and I can handle it.
11:48That sounds perfect, hottie.
11:51Why don't we get out of here and just get to business?
11:54You're seriously gonna flirt with someone right in front of me?
11:56Isn't that what you've been doing with Joanna the whole time?
11:58But Joanna is like a sister to me.
12:00Right. And this stud is like a brother to me.
12:05Now, let's go see those abs in action.
12:10Nancy!
12:11Don't follow me!
12:23Hey, my wife is just in the hospital. Can you find out what happened?
12:27Copy that, boss.
12:29Oh, you gotta be kidding me. This woman is insane.
12:31Are you seriously checking into my hotel with some other man?
12:58Are you done with the drama?
13:10This is just the beginning.
13:11Haven't you always ignored what happened to me? Why do you suddenly care now?
13:15Ignored? What do you mean?
13:20Never mind. Life is short. I should have fun while I still can, right?
13:25You should leave.
13:29This is my wife. You don't dare touch her! Get the fuck out!
13:36What do you want, Ethan?
13:38I was gonna ask you the same thing.
13:40I already gave you and Joanna space. Can't you just leave me alone?
13:44You stop bringing her up!
13:47If I stop bringing her up, will she stop hanging out at my house,
13:49cozying up to my husband?
13:54I want a divorce.
13:58Don't you ever say that word. We're not getting a... you know.
14:03What? Divorce?
14:07I'm serious. I demand a divorce.
14:11I'm tired of this bullshit. Joanna's snide remarks, your mother's disdain,
14:16even Harry's hurtful comments, all fueled by your sheer indifference.
14:19I won't take it a second longer. Now get the hell out of my room!
14:27Nancy! If you do this now, you will never change!
14:50I need to take back everything I've lost over the past eight years.
14:57Before it's too late.
15:12Damn, this is how life should always be. Why didn't I realize this sooner?
15:29Can I have one moment without suffering?
15:36Can I have one moment without suffering?
15:43If I die here, would anyone even notice?
16:01Maybe I should leave some final words before I die.
16:13Who am I even leaving this message for?
16:24What are you two doing here?
16:25You had a man in here earlier, didn't you? How could you cheat on Ethan?
16:29Where is the man?
16:30This is my room. Get out or I'll make you.
16:33Three.
16:35Living off my son's money and breaking your affairs to his hotel. How shameful you are.
16:40Two.
16:41You'd better start talking or it's gonna get much worse once Ethan gets here.
16:45One.
16:45Time's up.
16:53My new shirt! It's ruined!
16:55Are you crazy?
16:56Maybe I am. Maybe I should have gone crazy much sooner.
17:00Since you two won't give me one moment of peace, nobody gets to enjoy their day now.
17:04You stay away from us, you psycho!
17:06Oh, I've never been treated like this before.
17:14I'm your mother-in-law. Are you gonna get physical with me?
17:18Nancy, you can get as angry as you want, but don't hurt Aunt Vivian.
17:21She took care of Ethan all by herself and put a roof over your head.
17:24You can't just turn on her.
17:29Shut up, you hypocritical bitch!
17:31You think I'd go easy on you?
17:33You asked for this and now you both are going down.
17:36Nancy, are you insane? This ends now!
17:44Nancy, are you insane? This ends now!
17:47Is this what security is like at your hotel?
17:50Anyone can just barge into anyone's hotel room?
17:53Maybe I should go public with this.
17:55See what your shareholders think about that.
17:57We can address that later, but right now we need to talk about what the hell it is you're doing!
18:02Ethan, Nancy is squandering your money on another man.
18:05And she attacked me.
18:07Ethan, you need to do something about her.
18:09Look at my shirt. It's ruined.
18:11And she went to attack Aunt Vivian.
18:13Nancy, you can get mad at me, but attacking my mother, that is crossing the line.
18:17It's unacceptable.
18:18They started it. I was just returning the favor.
18:21And they were still our family. You need to show them some respect.
18:26Clearly, she's disgraced with the Lawson family name.
18:29Ethan, we need to end this marriage now.
18:36You think I want to be in this marriage? I can't wait to leave this family.
18:41Nancy!
18:46Nancy!
18:48What's your attitude? We've given her everything over all the years.
19:01Living off my son's money and breaking your affairs to his hotel.
19:04How shameful you are.
19:09Is this how you treat her when I'm not around?
19:15Ethan, this is a misunderstanding. We can explain. We did-
19:18So what if it is? I'm her mother-in-law.
19:21I decide how she should be treated. She has no right to push back.
19:26She is my wife!
19:29I don't expect you to treat her like your daughter.
19:32But at the very least, not like this!
19:35I never was my daughter-in-law! Sign the papers and be done with her!
19:40Ethan, she's not the right fit for you.
19:42I'm not!
19:45Get out, now!
19:52Ethan, I forgot to add sugar to your mom's coffee this morning, and she threw the mug at me!
20:04And it caught Joanna speaking ill of me to Harry again.
20:06Can you stop bothering me with this stuff? I'm already late for a client.
20:12Living off my son's money and breaking your affairs to his hotel.
20:16It was all true.
20:17Everything you told me.
20:21And I never listened.
20:27What have I done?
20:33I'm so sorry, Nancy.
20:40But I'll get you back.
20:47I'll get you back.
20:53We don't have any clothes in your size. I'd recommend another store.
21:19My time is far more valuable.
21:22These window shoppers can wait their turn.
21:26You think your time is precious?
21:27My life is literally ticking away!
21:30You're sick?
21:31Yeah, terminal, actually. You got a cure, Karen?
21:40I'll take everything you have.
21:48Right away, ma'am.
22:21Miss Keller, these are our newest designer bags.
22:25I'll take it.
22:28Miss Keller, may I present you an exquisite set from Cartier, made with one hundred percent-
22:32I'll take that, too.
22:36This is our flagship model from our fleet of luxury yachts.
22:39Just bring the contract.
22:42Look at these stocks I picked out for you, Miss Keller.
22:44I can't believe you're going to do this for me.
22:45I'm not going to do this for you.
22:46I'm not going to do this for you.
22:47I'm not going to do this for you.
22:48I'm not going to do this for you.
22:49I'm not going to do this for you.
22:51I promise you, the ROI will be at least ten times within the year.
22:55I'll invest, but only the red ones.
22:57What? But those are the sinking ones.
23:00Do you want my money or not?
23:01Yes, madam. Anything you want.
23:03I don't have time for this.
23:25Fuck! Fuck these rich assholes!
23:33Oh, sorry. I didn't mean you, miss.
23:36What happened?
23:38My investor just backed out.
23:42Everything's falling apart.
23:44Well, why don't you just quit? Take the money and walk away.
23:49But this is my dream.
23:52I've been in this industry for thirty years, made ten films, all flops.
23:58But this one feels different.
24:00This film, it's like a light in the darkness.
24:03It keeps me going and makes me feel truly alive.
24:08You said you've been in the industry for thirty years and made ten flopped movies?
24:22Let's make your movie.
24:23Oh, thank you. You have no idea what this means to me.
24:36You made my dream come true.
24:43Thank you, miss.
24:45You've given me so much more than money.
24:49You've made me believe again.
24:51Fight for something that makes you feel truly alive.
25:08My dream is to become the next top female chef in the world.
25:17Fight for something I believe in.
25:21Not for anyone else.
25:25But for what makes me feel alive.
25:33Two million? Ten million?
25:37She spent fifty million dollars in one day.
25:39That bitch is trying to bankrupt us.
25:44Don't worry, Aunt Vivian.
25:46As long as they're divorced, Nancy won't be able to spend any more of Ethan's money.
25:50Exactly. The divorce, it must happen soon.
25:54I'm not divorcing Nancy.
25:56Are you losing your mind over her? She's even cheated on you.
25:59No, she hasn't.
26:01Our family can't afford a daughter-in-law who spends fifty million dollars in one day.
26:07She's hardly ever spent on herself.
26:10If she chooses to now, I'm pretty sure that I can afford my wife's lifestyle.
26:13Leave her alone.
26:14Don't worry. He'll come to his senses. Eventually.
26:25Hi. Table for one, please?
26:26Of course, ma'am. Follow me.
26:30I usually take that VIP box.
26:33I'm sorry, ma'am. It's taken by other guests.
26:37Oh. I thought it was always reserved for me.
26:41Ma'am, you can't go in there. Mr. Lawson's fiancé is using it right now.
26:47Mr. Lawson's fiancé is using it right now.
26:54Boss, I've got news about your wife's medical situation.
26:57She did have a routine medical examination, but no follow-up treatment schedule.
27:01Nothing to report.
27:02I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
27:03I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
27:05I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
27:06I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
27:07I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
27:08I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
27:09Nothing serious, Flight.
27:10What about the pills I found?
27:12They're just ibuprofens.
27:19Hey.
27:19Come to L O'Clock right now. I didn't know you were engaged.
27:22What are you talking about?
27:27Postpone all my meetings.
27:28Copy that.
27:31Joanna, your last dish post got over a million likes. It looked delicious.
27:36We even had guests asking for it here the other day.
27:39How did you come up with such a brilliant idea to season the edamame with turmeric?
27:44Ethan loves those flavors.
27:46His Aunt Vivian said he really loved my cooking, and she suggested I make it for him every day.
27:51Is he going to propose soon?
27:52Should I start calling you Mrs. Lawson?
27:57Ethan's about to propose soon, huh?
27:59I wonder what his wife will think about that.
28:01Who the hell are you?
28:02What does it matter to you if Mr. Lawson proposes?
28:05I'm just curious, since I haven't even divorced him yet.
28:08This whole thing seems like an affair.
28:13What affair?
28:14Whoa, did he come all this way to pick you up?
28:19Uh, Ethan, I, um...
28:20Ethan!
28:21I heard about your plans to propose to Joanna.
28:24So, I thought I'd come down and offer my condolences.
28:26Oh, and when we do divorce, I'll be expecting a substantial settlement, okay?
28:31Stop the nonsense, Nancy.
28:33We're not getting a divorce.
28:34Well, but she's already calling her Miss Lawson.
28:38I wouldn't want to stand in the way of your shiny new family.
28:41Joanna, I never said that I was going to propose to you.
28:44I'm a happily married man.
28:45Why would I ever propose?
28:46I thought you said that you two were childhood sweethearts,
28:49and that his marriage was just a matter of time before you two got married.
28:52I never said that.
28:53I thought you said that you two were childhood sweethearts,
28:55and that his marriage was just a rumor.
28:56Ethan, I can explain.
28:58Nancy is my wife.
29:00That's not changing.
29:03Well, I don't want anything to do with you.
29:10I don't want anything to do with you.
29:20Joanna, you need to move out of my house.
29:22But you promised my parents you'd take care of me for life.
29:25Never let you run short of money.
29:26That won't change.
29:27It's time you learned I'm wrong.
29:31Joanna, were all your social media posts and what you told me just lies?
29:36I knew Ethan long before she came along.
29:39She got pregnant, and he married her.
29:41They forced his hand.
29:43Really?
29:45It's just too embarrassing to admit.
29:48And I'm still dealing with the trauma of seeing them so happy together.
29:52I understand.
29:53That sounds tough.
30:00Miss Keller, you're a genius.
30:02I bought the red stocks like you said, and they've all skyrocketed.
30:06What?
30:09Ethan, you lucky bastard.
30:11I was trying to sink your money.
30:15I want my mommy.
30:17Where is my mommy?
30:19Your mommy doesn't want you anymore.
30:21That lousy witch better stay away from us.
30:24Look, Harry, I'll take care of you.
30:26I'm your favorite.
30:28No.
30:29Harry, come here.
30:37When will mommy come home, and where is she?
30:39Hey, don't worry.
30:40Your mommy loves you more than anyone in the world.
30:43Daddy's gonna bring her home real soon.
30:45You promise?
30:46I promise.
30:47Right now, it's time for bed, okay?
30:49Okay.
30:52Is this how you talk about Nancy to Harry behind my back?
31:03Don't you think that I've forgotten about how you treated her the other day?
31:06Don't speak to me like that.
31:08Harry is my grandson.
31:10The moment Nancy left, she lost all rights to call herself his mother.
31:14Listen, Ethan, you know Aunt Vivian has your best interests at heart.
31:17Joanna, I already told you to move out.
31:19What are you still doing here?
31:21Joanna, I already told you to move out.
31:23What are you still doing here?
31:24I asked Joanna to stay here with me.
31:26No, mom, you don't understand.
31:28Because she's living here, because you're parading her around,
31:32everyone thinks that she's my fiancee.
31:34If anyone thinks that, it's perfect.
31:36How many times have I told you to stay away from Nancy?
31:39You never listen.
31:43Joanna is better for your image and your business.
31:45You need to divorce Nancy now and marry Joanna instead.
31:48Nancy was right about you the whole time.
31:54Joanna, you leave today, non-negotiable.
31:58No, Ethan, wait, I...
32:01Oh, Aunt Vivian, what are we going to do?
32:04You're staying.
32:05Don't listen to him.
32:06But Nancy won't allow it.
32:08She's so controlling over him.
32:10I won't allow her to ruin this.
32:13I'll make sure the divorce happens as soon as possible.
32:16Now, we just need to find a way to bring her back here.
32:24Nancy sure cares a lot about that trophy of hers, doesn't she?