Summer Situationship (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy. I drive you crazy. That's funny. You're the one who leaked our sex tape. If someone makes you crazy
00:00:07You're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts. For me and Noah, it's both
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees
00:00:24Don't tempt her Emmett. This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:36In their summer home. I think Mia hired me just to torture me
00:00:40Clean it up
00:00:42maid
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you. Do it yourself
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills
00:00:56You're paid to serve me. Now clean it up and get back to work
00:01:06Can't believe I used to be friends with her
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over. Right Emmett? Yeah, she did have a good pussy though
00:01:15Oh
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:33Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me
00:01:41What the hell's going on
00:01:46What the hell's going on
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:56She just she just fell
00:01:58Destiny is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened. Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay
00:02:08Why do you even care?
00:02:10she released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and
00:02:15And save your reputation before things got out of hand
00:02:21Mia hmm. Give me your phone. What?
00:02:24Give me your phone. No, it's right here. I got you. Thank you. I
00:02:31Thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me
00:02:45I
00:02:47Think you I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that. I know
00:03:02Yeah, she's not breathing
00:03:06Yeah, she's not breathing
00:03:08All right. Somebody call the police dude. We can't yes, we can no we can't this place is loaded with drugs
00:03:13Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up slut shows over Mia. If you're not gonna help out then just fuck off. All right, I'm by me
00:03:22I'll be by the pool. Just call me when the trash is taken out. Okay, I
00:03:27meant I
00:03:31Know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too. You have to save her
00:03:39Jules Jules, come on
00:03:43Shit shit shit. What do I do mouth-to-mouth give her mouth-to-mouth?
00:03:53You okay
00:03:56Thank God
00:03:58All right
00:03:59Let's get you up. I
00:04:01Don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work Jules
00:04:07You're not going anywhere. I'm fine. Yeah, thanks to me
00:04:10You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me. What are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid, you know last time I saw you you leaked our sex tape lied about it
00:04:23And then you told me never to talk to you again
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress
00:04:33What are you trying to do
00:04:35Just stop my friends try to ruin my summer you're trying to drive me crazy
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir
00:04:46You know what I think I think you're here to win me back
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little
00:04:58Bitch, and you know what? I didn't do anything to you. So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me is he coming on to me
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform. Should we check?
00:05:18You're gonna have to try harder than that Jules
00:05:23Then let's make it easy
00:05:26Jules when you leak that sex tape, we've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape
00:05:31Yes, you did and when you did you cost me my job opportunities and we almost cost me my friends
00:05:36Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me and you let her
00:05:47Someone say my name
00:05:52You two are hooking up we're not hooking up Noah's my boyfriend
00:06:01We're not hooking up Noah's my boyfriend
00:06:06Be so fucking for real your rebound is my ex-best friend. It happened a couple months ago
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me how convenient
00:06:20Let the girls talk
00:06:23After
00:06:28Everyone saw your tits online. I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank. Oh
00:06:39Did you just spit on me? Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back
00:06:57especially Noah
00:07:03No
00:07:04Did you see that? She shoved me? Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that
00:07:10I'm always
00:07:12Honest, you're the one that's lied in the past
00:07:19Thanks, no, we
00:07:23Her
00:07:31Fire her
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option I
00:07:39Think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me and this is my rental too
00:07:48so
00:07:49What I say goes
00:07:53I
00:07:59Mean and I are splitting the summer house
00:08:02So you should probably go I
00:08:05Wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay
00:08:10Have fun fucking me as pointy vagina
00:08:17Jules
00:08:20Look I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer
00:08:29I want you to take this. Okay, it's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer. I
00:08:35Don't want your pity check
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you. This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt
00:08:49I
00:08:59Lost my job. Oh
00:09:01No, no, that was the only thing keeping us afloat Jules when your father died
00:09:06He left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt. I know but I was working for Mia and she fired me
00:09:13Mia
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything
00:09:27everything
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash my little no II
00:09:37Please don't call me that
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material
00:09:44I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring Mia
00:09:50Slow down. Okay, we've only been dating for two months
00:09:55What you still have feelings for Jules or something
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl Mia do not say anything mean about Jules
00:10:03Why not that grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape?
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch
00:10:12What are you still doing here you don't even work here anymore
00:10:16Tell me this
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here. I
00:10:23Can't back down not if I want to save my family
00:10:27I'm not talking to you
00:10:29I'm talking to you. I
00:10:32Need this job. I need you to choose me after everything that happened between us. I shouldn't want her
00:10:40But I do
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you I'll do whatever you want
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me tell her Noah prove it
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say
00:11:06Okay
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend
00:11:16Mia I
00:11:18Need to talk to Jules
00:11:20alone
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back
00:11:30She really has you by the balls
00:11:33Don't insult me or what you'll spank me you can leave now
00:11:41Hey
00:11:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang
00:11:51You're right read my lips Jules
00:11:57You're fired
00:11:59You can be a real dick sometimes you know that yeah, I know it's part of my charm. Hey, where you going Jules?
00:12:06You can't just leave Jules
00:12:09You can't just leave
00:12:12You fired me I can do whatever I want
00:12:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:12:21I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:12:23I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:12:26I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:12:28I can do whatever I want
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like. Does it look like she's jerking off?
00:12:49Noah you come over here now
00:12:52Mia why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:12:56Mia how long you been fucking my roommate? Don't be prude. It's just a hand job
00:13:00You sure know how to make Noah happy. Don't you Mia?
00:13:05Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied
00:13:09Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job
00:13:21Oh
00:13:26What are you doing
00:13:39What the fuck are you
00:13:44You want your job back fuck me
00:13:48Oh
00:13:51Jules you're so hot
00:13:54Play along. Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back? You've got to earn it
00:14:00Oh jules your body is so sexy
00:14:09You're crazy crazy like a fox
00:14:12Oh
00:14:15Yeah, baby give it to me
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes
00:14:27Noah come out right now
00:14:32Oh, yeah, oh yeah jules. Oh i'm coming for the third time
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got
00:14:42Oh
00:14:45Jules hand me your shirt hand me your shirt now now now
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend
00:15:06Yeah
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me in the past few months
00:15:11You fucking bitch you can't stay here you don't work for me anymore take it up with noah
00:15:18This isn't over
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy
00:15:25You're wrong
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell
00:15:30You know what I should thank you because now that mia's off my hands I can just be with jules
00:15:34Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time
00:15:37Oh, wait
00:15:38I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape. Didn't she?
00:15:42You know what? Let's make a bet
00:15:44Yeah, me and you let's make a bet. We're the last two candidates for the lehman internship, right? Yeah. What about it?
00:15:50I'm gonna make it happen
00:15:52I'm gonna make it happen
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the lehman internship, right? Yeah, what about it?
00:16:00If I stay with jules to the end of the summer
00:16:03You back off the internship
00:16:05Now if jules breaks up with me i'll back off internship will be yours
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of emmett coburn in this house you're on
00:16:17So
00:16:23We need to talk
00:16:27Emmett get out
00:16:34Did I get my job back actually you've been promoted
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend
00:16:42You're nuts i'm not a hooker i'm not crazy and I don't pay for sex
00:16:50Well
00:16:51My services aren't cheap
00:16:53Oh says the girl that didn't want my money
00:16:55I don't know. I changed my mind now. I need a hundred thousand dollars
00:17:01Done pull this off with me and at the end of the summer this money will be yours
00:17:07I'm gonna give you a hundred thousand dollars
00:17:13Give me that not yet
00:17:22Give me that not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house
00:17:28But until then
00:17:30This money's mine
00:17:33This check is enough to save my mom my house and my dignity
00:17:38right
00:17:43Let's seal the deal
00:18:02I knew you were gonna do it
00:18:04Just a minute, Jules. You can't resist me.
00:18:10Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one. No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah, just one. No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:48Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:52Yeah, I do. I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you but me.
00:19:01You don't own me.
00:19:04Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:15Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:45At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia, do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest. I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Game on.
00:20:10Jason! Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:16Dinner is served.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:30Oops. I spilled.
00:20:34Emmett? You want to help?
00:20:37Huh?
00:20:38Yeah?
00:20:46Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:50Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:20:55Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:03Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:25Black, I'm in mode again. I'm in beast mode.
00:21:28I'm on goals, bout to troll again.
00:21:30Where I've been? That shit never know.
00:21:32Trophy's rolling in. Look at score.
00:21:34Losers gotta go. I'm on 10 again.
00:21:36I can't stop. No, I cannot know.
00:21:39Oops. Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:19Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:29Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:37You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:40Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:22:54Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:25What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:30Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend?
00:23:43Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:42Remember, no going in.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute he's ice cold. Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew! It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia. We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:48You're right. We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:58It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about? I never said anything about-
00:27:07Save it.
00:27:08Proof's right here.
00:27:11And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:15Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:20I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:25I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:31Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:34Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:41I never said that. Mia did.
00:27:44She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:47Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:52Hey, I made good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:03She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:06Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:12Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:17I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:29Bitch!
00:28:31Don't touch me!
00:28:32Get off of me!
00:28:37You're so hot.
00:28:38I gotta get another shirt off.
00:29:06Yo!
00:29:08Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:12No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:14Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit, and she'll come crawling back.
00:29:22Speak of the devil.
00:29:28You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:30Dude, I don't know.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on!
00:29:39What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear! You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:47Emmett, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:04Jules, did you post this?
00:30:10I don't know.
00:30:11Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:14What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:18I didn't do anything.
00:30:20Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:24You know what? Everyone was right about you.
00:30:27You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:30Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:32Lose my number. I never want to see you again.
00:30:35Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:30:41Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:48Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:50Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:55You're a skank.
00:30:57So get out and don't come back.
00:31:07Ah!
00:31:11Help!
00:31:13Help!
00:31:28You... you saved me?
00:31:43That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:47And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:52Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:55Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:58Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:32:04Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:13One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:23Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:25I can explain everything.
00:32:27Good. Explain. Now.
00:32:35You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:37Takes one to know one.
00:32:40Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:48You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:53Trust me. We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:58I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:12You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:15That way everyone can see it.
00:33:17But for right now...
00:33:19But for right now...
00:33:22It's party time.
00:33:30OMG. I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:34I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:37How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:46Ew. Spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true. I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:41I mean, really.
00:34:44Alright. I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:49Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:54I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:09I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay. The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:44Yeah.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:00kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:05Get off of me.
00:37:07Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:12Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules. Jules.
00:37:24You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:36Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:38You do?
00:37:40Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:37:42Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:44You're a dick.
00:37:46Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:48sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:50Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:37:52I broke your trust.
00:37:54And when I broke your trust,
00:37:56I broke your trust.
00:37:58I broke your trust.
00:38:00I broke your trust.
00:38:02I broke your trust.
00:38:04I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:08What do you mean?
00:38:10I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:12and now I'm saying I would do anything
00:38:14to try again.
00:38:16Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:22Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:44Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:56And the only reason why I know that
00:38:58is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:00that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:02Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:39:04so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:10You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:18It's not that easy.
00:39:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money,
00:39:26I'll lose everything.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean, Mia and I
00:39:32want to take you shopping!
00:39:34Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:36She was about to answer
00:39:38a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:42but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:44and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:46or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:39:58I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:40:12to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:16once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:18Dude, the Lehman internship
00:40:20is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:22It was tailored for sigmas.
00:40:24Like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer
00:40:32and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:44Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:48Oh my god,
00:40:50it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on!
00:40:56Nice.
00:41:00You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:02No, I used
00:41:04the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:10Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:12What are you doing?
00:41:14I'm shopping.
00:41:16Do you not remember me?
00:41:18I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:20Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:32I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:34That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen,
00:41:40excuse me, I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:50Apparently, I'm too poor
00:41:52to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:54See this car?
00:41:56Has no spending limit.
00:41:58My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try
00:42:04this dress on first.
00:42:06No way, this is mine!
00:42:08Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:10No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:22What do you think?
00:42:28Noah?
00:42:30Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:34Of course.
00:42:42You know, there's only one problem
00:42:44with this dress.
00:42:46Is it too expensive?
00:42:48No.
00:42:50It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:58Well,
00:43:00aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:08Thank you, Noah.
00:43:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me, um,
00:43:30I am missing a very
00:43:32expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine. Whatever, Mia.
00:43:56See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe
00:44:10that $500 is a felony.
00:44:12Call the police.
00:44:14Don't call the police.
00:44:16This is all my fault.
00:44:18No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you,
00:44:24so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:34It's worth it. Trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:38Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:40Please and thank you.
00:44:50Get ready.
00:44:52Okay.
00:44:54There he is.
00:44:56Jules is looking pretty
00:44:58hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight,
00:45:04I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:10Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:14Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you
00:45:24so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay. All right.
00:45:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back to the Summer House.
00:45:38Fine. And when you don't hook up
00:45:40with Jules, I want you to back off of her
00:45:42for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:52You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot
00:45:56in that dress.
00:46:04Eat shit.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:08Have a good rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:14unless it's with me.
00:46:24Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:46:34You, uh,
00:46:36you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here? Because I think it sucks.
00:46:42Jules.
00:46:44Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:46For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here. Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a
00:47:12lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid,
00:47:20you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:26Follow me.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:38Let the show begin.
00:47:50You think you're hot shit?
00:47:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:56Hot and heavy,
00:47:58tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:48:00lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:08will give one lucky man
00:48:10a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:56I got the weight of the world
00:48:58weight of the world
00:49:00to get me down to the floor
00:49:02down to the floor
00:49:04don't lay it on me
00:49:06this is too big
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:26Top that.
00:49:40You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:42Show them all.
00:49:56Hi.
00:50:16Yo.
00:50:18Jason.
00:50:20Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:28Here's a tip.
00:50:30And the winner
00:50:32of the lap dance contest is
00:50:36And the winner
00:50:38of the lap dance contest is
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to
00:50:50smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:52I can deal with public
00:50:54humiliation, but I can't deal
00:50:56with public heartbreak.
00:51:00Jules, wait.
00:51:06You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:14No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jules.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:28Oh, good time?
00:51:30Come on, Jules. Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:32No, thanks.
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:40Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone
00:51:42until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:50Bottoms up.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:56Cheers.
00:51:58Alright.
00:52:00Turn that shit around
00:52:02so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:08Destin.
00:52:10Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:16That little shit.
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:26Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36We both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that E kick in.
00:52:48You could fuck me?
00:52:50Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:52Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:56Oh yeah, that's right.
00:52:58Moan for me.
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:06Noah, help me!
00:53:10Noah, help me!
00:53:14Emmett, get off of her.
00:53:16You had no problem sharing her
00:53:18when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:36Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:42Wait, stop!
00:53:46This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:04You look like shit.
00:54:06Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:08All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:12Hey!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:22Mia, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad,
00:54:28it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:34Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett
00:54:38is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:44Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett,
00:54:50if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:54:52I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:55:00I'm not letting you
00:55:02take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:14Ow.
00:55:16You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:42I still think
00:55:44I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills
00:55:48could have been laced with. Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:00It's twice as fun.
00:56:02And I've been saving it
00:56:04just for you.
00:56:12What are you trying to give me?
00:56:18Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow.
00:56:24Hey, I got you ice cream. This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being
00:56:28an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:30I'm not an asshole.
00:56:32No,
00:56:34you're the king of assholes.
00:56:36You know,
00:56:38I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:40makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:48I got to show you something.
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:02And I only dated Mia
00:57:04to make you jealous.
00:57:10It worked.
00:57:26I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:28Stop it.
00:57:30I need you now.
00:57:36What if somebody sees?
00:57:38Everybody's at the club.
00:57:40I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:00Hi.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24This is Alan.
00:58:26It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:28Um, he was
00:58:30hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32and we would just love it
00:58:34if you were here for it.
00:58:36Okay, bye.
00:58:50Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:52What are you
00:58:54doing up so early?
00:58:56Thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:00Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:04Get up!
00:59:06Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see
00:59:16Jules.
00:59:22You're fucking
00:59:24with me. What's the big deal?
00:59:26There's the drugs. And the mess. And you.
00:59:28What about me? She like totally thinks you're
00:59:30a slut. But like in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and
00:59:34she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:36I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules. I'll distract Mom.
00:59:42Yo,
00:59:44Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not
00:59:46let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it.
01:00:04Get your brother.
01:00:06Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom, hi.
01:00:25Mom, I thought you were in
01:00:27Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the
01:00:31family ring to propose.
01:00:37Why are you
01:00:39hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for
01:00:47you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose
01:00:55to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:01You're the girl
01:01:03from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house. Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Mom, this is
01:01:11Jules and she's going to be
01:01:13our help for the
01:01:15summer.
01:01:17Yes, it
01:01:19fills my heart with so much joy
01:01:21to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you
01:01:25with your clothes on.
01:01:27Lisa,
01:01:29my second mommy.
01:01:31We need to talk about
01:01:33engagement plans.
01:01:35Oh yes, we do.
01:01:37You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into
01:01:41her head. I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain
01:01:45everything to her. Look, just play
01:01:47along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some
01:02:03aspirin? Yeah, I have some
01:02:05in my purse. Oh, thanks.
01:02:11She's better.
01:02:19Water.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:23I need water.
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:35Jules, do you have any more
01:02:37of that aspirin?
01:02:43Okay, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends
01:02:47over? I'm feeling like
01:02:49a cougar.
01:02:51Alright, that's enough. I gotta talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave
01:02:59me at the club. No way.
01:03:01You gave her those? I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them. Should we
01:03:05call an ambulance? No fucking
01:03:07way, Jules. She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her
01:03:11drugs?
01:03:13Where did she go?
01:03:17Mom?
01:03:29Mom?
01:03:31Get out of the pool. No way.
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:41I'm drowning.
01:03:43Mia, save me.
01:03:45No, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:04:11Will you save me?
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than
01:04:27a girl like Mia.
01:04:35Thank you
01:04:37for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:43Can you ever
01:04:45be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:47You know, maid,
01:04:49girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:53I still gotta pay you to hang out
01:04:55with me.
01:04:57No feelings, remember?
01:05:05I'd throw that contract away
01:05:07if it were up to me.
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:11I mean it.
01:05:15I need that money
01:05:17more than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left
01:05:21my family with thousands of dollars
01:05:23in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will
01:05:27lose her house.
01:05:29So it was really always
01:05:31just about the money? Really?
01:05:33When I started our
01:05:35relationship, it was about the money, but
01:05:37now I can't make it
01:05:39real because of that same money.
01:05:49Come with me.
01:05:53I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss,
01:05:59as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:09Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:19I don't think
01:06:21I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you.
01:06:27It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:35And you don't have to tell me
01:06:37that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:43Good morning,
01:06:45everyone. Oh my god,
01:06:47Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little
01:06:51petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:53I was just leaving.
01:06:55You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined
01:06:59my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex
01:07:05video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my
01:07:09son's life forever.
01:07:11But after you
01:07:13saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is
01:07:17welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me
01:07:25your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo,
01:07:33Cancun.
01:07:35Adios.
01:07:37Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two
01:07:45up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:51I have a really big brain.
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:03What
01:08:05is this?
01:08:13Ew.
01:08:15What died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:29They're faking their entire
01:08:31relationship so he can get that
01:08:33stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Great, you finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:41I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:49I thought this was summer
01:08:51vacation.
01:08:53I know, I know.
01:08:55But I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:57for the Lehman internship.
01:09:01What up, lovebirds?
01:09:03Emmett, I thought I told you
01:09:05I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:11Who are you?
01:09:13I'm the man
01:09:15who holds Noah's future in his
01:09:17hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:27What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about
01:09:31your summer house set up.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew,
01:09:39but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:47He seems a little confused.
01:09:53Mr. Lehman,
01:09:55why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57I'm the high-profile guy
01:09:59who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:10:07will be responsible for keeping me
01:10:09entertained.
01:10:11And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown.
01:10:45Andrew Lehman
01:10:47is one of the most successful tech billionaires
01:10:49in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:57I was the captain
01:10:59of every sports team I was on,
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath
01:11:05my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:19And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:25You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:37Everybody!
01:11:39Let's get the party started!
01:11:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:55You have a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:11:59You're so...
01:12:01beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me.
01:12:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:21How long is he going to be here?
01:12:25I'll protect you.
01:12:27Looky here.
01:12:29The happy little couple.
01:12:31From holemates to soulmates.
01:12:37Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:39Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:43Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:45Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:47What bet?
01:12:49What bet?
01:12:51I told Noah that if you guys
01:12:53could make it throughout the summer,
01:12:55I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:12:57That's not true.
01:12:59Yeah, it is.
01:13:01I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:13:03so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:05You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:09I don't want to hear it.
01:13:11Yeah, I don't want to hear it either.
01:13:13I don't want to hear it.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah, I'd probably break your heart
01:13:19to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:43It's time for a special guest.
01:13:45I don't care about anybody
01:13:47except Jules.
01:13:49You're pathetic.
01:13:51Beat.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:57What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you
01:14:01and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:07You're a sexy girl.
01:14:09We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:11I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:13Then make time.
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:17The boys
01:14:19share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice,
01:14:27I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:14:31was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:35I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:39Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, perv.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:53You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:14:57Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:09I love her.
01:15:13You know,
01:15:15I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:23Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say,
01:15:39then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:41Yes, and it's the only way you'd get him.
01:15:43We only interviewed him
01:15:45as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:53Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend
01:16:01the little job.
01:16:03Don't play hard to get.
01:16:11Get off of her.
01:16:17Get off of her.
01:16:19Let me have my fun,
01:16:21then you can take your turn.
01:16:23If you don't leave her alone,
01:16:25I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:29You little shit.
01:16:31You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:33Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:35because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:37than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:43You want to mess with me?
01:16:45Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:51You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:16:53Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:55Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:01How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:03How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:05It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:07Don't lie to me.
01:17:09I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:11I didn't kiss him.
01:17:13But even if I did,
01:17:15you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:17You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:19so why does it matter?
01:17:21I don't know.
01:17:23I don't know.
01:17:25I don't know.
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:29So why does it matter?
01:17:31Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:33and you want him right now.
01:17:35Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:49You're fired.
01:17:51Get out of my house.
01:17:59You're fired.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us
01:18:15and now
01:18:17it's your turn to go.
01:18:19I played you
01:18:21and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:25Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything
01:18:29to do with me.
01:18:33I
01:18:35planted the camera in your room
01:18:37and then
01:18:39I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:18:41and then
01:18:43I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:49You thought you were better
01:18:51than me,
01:18:53but I always win.
01:18:55All I
01:18:57fucking do is win.
01:19:01A miserable bitch like you
01:19:03will never win.
01:19:13Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:19Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:21and figure something out.
01:19:23Someone bought it out from under us
01:19:25just this morning.
01:19:27That's what happens
01:19:29when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:31You lose everything.
01:19:33Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:53My dad cut me off
01:19:55after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:57I guess he paid a lot of money
01:19:59to get me that job, so...
01:20:03Do you need anything?
01:20:09I have a big
01:20:11tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:19Okay.
01:20:25This money feels dirty.
01:20:27I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:49Get lost.
01:20:51I deserve that.
01:20:55Look, I wrote us up
01:20:57a new contract, all right?
01:20:59And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:05Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:07Yeah.
01:21:09This morning, I bought it.
01:21:11You bought my house
01:21:13from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:17Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:23It's yours, Jules.
01:21:25It's all yours.
01:21:27But
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:31Another condition?
01:21:33What, do you
01:21:35want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the Summer House
01:21:45tonight.
01:21:53At 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:15How pathetic.
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:27But he invited me here
01:22:29to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you
01:22:33would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer
01:22:37being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with
01:22:41the best.
01:22:43Mia.
01:22:45Jules.
01:22:47I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:55Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:57Oh, please. The big question.
01:22:59Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape
01:23:05of Jules and I?
01:23:07Uh...
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:23:15I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know, the one where you told her that you planted
01:23:19the sex tape in our room?
01:23:21Okay. Fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Jules, you're under arrest
01:23:37for revenge porn.
01:23:39You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:23:43Daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:49If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:51I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here
01:24:07so I can share my secrets.
01:24:11And here are my secrets.
01:24:15I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:17I do.
01:24:19And I crashed my car
01:24:21on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23and I was so scared, I just left it there.
01:24:27And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31You look like a crazy person.
01:24:33One more secret.
01:24:37Jules, I am stupidly
01:24:39in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:55I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:59It's part of your charm.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:09Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!