The Weird Al Show is a television show hosted by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Produced in association with Dick Clark Production | dHNfYTF2bVZZcDZvYVk
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00:00Oh, this is a story about a guy named Al, and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal,
00:05but the sanitation workers really didn't offer, so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio,
00:10where he lived in a tree, and he worked at a dangerous decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team,
00:15and every single night he had a strange recurring dream where he was wearing leaderhoods and had a vat of sour cream,
00:19but that's really not important to the story.
00:21Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist with a special attitude on her arm,
00:26but he didn't even touch, and he lost her number, then he got a solo job on a tater-tot farm,
00:30and he spent his life sitting on a split-level game 20 miles below the surface of the Earth,
00:34and he really makes a mighty fine jellybean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.
00:39Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man,
00:43he was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was pretty cool as could be,
00:47and it turns out he's a big chef producer on TV, so he gave Al a contract, and what do you know,
00:51now he's got his very own Weird Al Joe!