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Bad to Bed - Episode 9 (English Subtitle)
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00:00本集节目由这位先生男装选物赞助播出
00:13你听过美人鱼的故事吗
00:16人鱼变成人类上岸
00:19当然也有回到海里的人类啊
00:24我想妈妈只是回到海里变成美人鱼而已
00:30我们把妈妈所有的回忆包装起来
00:33放进藏宝箱
00:34埋进海里
00:36好吗
00:39等你哪一天想要了
00:41我再陪你
00:42把它一起找回来
00:48乖
00:49没事的
00:50没事的
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01:34那天是你生日
01:36所以你才这么恨她对吧
01:48你知道她为什么要离开你对吧
01:53你猜得到吧
01:56生病是一件很痛苦的事情
02:00就和现在的你一样
02:06她只是在多方考量之下
02:11选择了一个让你最痛心的决定
02:17但这不代表她不爱你
02:20爱你
02:23也不代表你不值得被爱
02:31可是我不记得她怎么爱我
02:35你不是记得她骑脚踏车
02:37在你回家的时候
02:39一只脚踩在踏板上
02:42一只脚在地上
02:44踏个几步顺势上车的样子吗
02:48在衣柜那一大桶铅笔的香味
02:51不是还记得那个味道吗
02:55妈妈穿着那件有水钻的外套
02:59在厨房做饭和你聊天的画面
03:02你不是记得很清楚吗
03:05如果连你都忘记了
03:08那就好像
03:10这件事情都没有发生过
03:18你知道
03:20最近有一些跟魔法一样的AI技术吗
03:26它可以把照片动起来
03:29把回忆的瞬间变成影片
03:33让死掉的人可以在数位世界里
03:39新闻上说
03:41有个爸爸的女儿
03:43因为生病过去死掉
03:47他太想念他的女儿了
03:51所以把他生前留下的三句语音
03:55训练成一个人生模式
03:59讲话就跟他女儿的声音一模一样
04:05他把这个声音设定设成手机虚拟注明
04:09从此以后
04:11只要跟手机说话
04:13就会听到女儿的回应
04:16听起来是不是就像复活一样
04:21你喜欢这个魔法吗
04:24喜欢啊
04:27可是我没有跟妈妈的步骤
04:30也不记得妈妈的声音
04:34我是连喜欢这个魔法的本质都没有
04:39人从来都不会真正的死掉
04:43你的生命不就是他的延续
04:47对吧
04:52可是我还是好想再见妈妈一面
04:59我还有好多好多话想跟她说
05:08可是妈妈已经不在了
05:11这是我们再怎么努力都没有用的事
05:17赵婉安
05:39婉熊
05:43婉熊在哪里
05:45我不是婉熊
05:48不是
05:50那你是谁
05:52我是大洋
05:53我是帮婉熊打给你的
05:55她现在人没事
05:57她现在在她老家南方澳
06:01可是我觉得你应该过来一下
06:04比起我
06:06我觉得她现在更需要你的陪伴
06:09对不起你说
06:11我是大洋
06:13是婉熊认识很久的朋友了
06:16真的很不好意思
06:18我太久没跟她见面了
06:20我以为她已经好了
06:22没想到她状况越来越糟
06:26你可以告诉我
06:28婉熊到底怎么了吗
06:32她到底为什么会变成这样
06:36其实也不是什么大事
06:39她只是需要找新的朋友聊聊天
06:43你不用太担心
06:45我会把她照顾好的
06:47你赶快出发吧
06:54好
06:55你等我
06:57我去找你
07:02找我呢
07:23你可不可以不要再消失了
07:31你
07:39今天是我生日
07:41你祝我生日快乐好吗
07:52那我来许三个愿望
07:56第一个愿望
07:58我希望戴曙光
08:00不要再为我哭
08:04第二个愿望
08:06我希望我能够找回
08:09我更多关于妈妈的回忆
08:14第三个愿望
08:22你能感受到我第三个愿望吗
08:30你能感受到我第三个愿望吗
08:56婉熊
08:59每次我跟你聊到妈妈的时候
09:02你都不愿意跟我讲
09:07你愿意跟我聊聊
09:09跟妈妈的故事吗
09:16你每次提到我妈的时候
09:29我就会听到海上的声音
09:33你知道为什么吗
09:40因为我最后一次见到我妈的时候
09:43就是在海边
09:46她被打抱起来
09:49那时候
09:51我连看到最后一眼的勇气都没有
09:55我实在不敢看那个画面
09:58我妈当时是癌症末期
10:02该做的都做了
10:06只是身体一直没有起色
10:12在我妈离开前一天的晚上
10:23我补习完回到家
10:28去了一趟她的房间
10:30我妈准备
10:33准备我来吃的
10:35虾饼还有鱼丸汤
10:44叫我自己去家里来吃
10:47可是我在姑姑家吃过了
10:50所以就没有吃
10:55后来我跟我妈闲聊了几句之后
10:57我就回房间了
11:01等到哥你要去上课
11:04我爸打电话回家
11:08结果妈妈不见了
11:11叫我在家里等
11:17我妈妈可能随时会回家
11:20后来等到的消息就是
11:32妈妈跳海了
11:36你知道吗
11:39其实我那时候真的很生气
11:46为什么连最后一句话
11:48为什么连最后一句话都没跟我说就走了
11:56我真的很生气
11:58为什么把我一个人留下来
12:11所以那个时候
12:19在我十岁那年生日的时候
12:21也是我妈的忌日
12:25她要
12:28是在那个时候
12:32出现的
12:34在我需要的时候
12:36她就会陪我聊天
12:49好了
12:57其实这样
13:00你不觉得我算是蛮幸运的吗
13:04在我不知道怎么跟别人讲这件事的时候
13:08只会有新朋友出现
13:10陪伴我
13:19可是他们都不是真的
13:22文雄
13:25只有我是真的
13:31当然我觉得他们都是真的啊
13:38他们也是一部分的我不是吗
13:48在梦里面
13:50一切都很真实
13:53但他始终是梦里的人
13:56不是真的
14:00我才是真正陪在你身边的人
14:04可是我怕连你都骗我
14:08就跟我前任一样
14:10嘴上说爱我
14:12但其实
14:14只是在我心里
14:16但其实
14:18只是想让我
14:20当一个乖乖听话的备胎
14:22但当我发现真相之后
14:24变得不听话
14:26就把我丢掉
14:30毕竟
14:32我是一个连妈妈
14:34都抛弃我的孩子
14:38又怎么好好值得被备胎
14:46就是因为
14:54就是因为
15:00就是因为你被妈妈抛弃过
15:06我才更要好好的爱你
15:16我只有跟你说过
15:20我妈妈很早过世
15:24但是没有聊过细节吧
15:26没有
15:34我妈妈在我读幼稚园的时候
15:38就带着我弟弟离家出走了
15:40就带着我弟弟离家出走了
15:46她跟我说
15:52要乖乖的
15:54不要哭
16:00不要让妈妈知道
16:06我明明就做到了
16:08可是
16:10她就在我
16:14她就在我生孤儿那天暑假
16:20她就刚来临时
16:30两次
16:34她离开了我两次
16:38两次
16:46所以即便
16:48你的状况我根本解决不了
16:52我还是会想尽办法
16:54陪你度过一切
16:58你不怕我越来越严重吗
17:02我怕
17:08我怕的同时
17:10你只会更爱你而已
17:16因为我在爱你的同时
17:24你也在疗愈我心里这个孩子
17:30所以你就
17:32放心地依赖我
17:34也让我可以毫无保留地
17:38依赖你
17:40好吗
17:46我们一起
17:50我们一起
17:54走过我们的阴雨
17:56好吗
18:02虽然
18:04里面都是碎片
18:06但是我尽量
18:08不会让你受伤
18:10好吗
18:26几天后
18:56我需要一个
18:58我需要很多给
19:00谢谢宝贝
19:02好
19:04你可以继续帮我洗澡
19:08你有想过
19:10睡神其实可能没有这么孤单
19:12等一下
19:14你是不是有什么灵感
19:16要推翻这个故事
19:18就
19:20也许
19:22牧羊人本来视线就离不开睡神
19:24睡神用了魔法
19:26让牧羊人睁开眼睛睡觉
19:28只是多此一举
19:32我怎么感觉
19:34你好像在隐喻什么意思
19:36我的意思是
19:38我爱你
19:40你并不孤单
19:42哦
19:44就哦哦
19:46不然你想听什么
19:48我刚刚说了一句魔法作
19:50让我睡不着
19:52为什么会让你睡不着
19:54因为
19:56开心到睡不着
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21:38祝你生日快乐
21:40祝你生日快乐
21:48But it's a pity that she's gone all this time.
21:53Have you seen her?
21:55No.
21:56But I just saw her walking out of the sea and showing me her hair.
22:01It made me fall in love with her.
22:48Baby, do you remember the story of the sleeping god and the shepherd?
23:03I'll tell you one more time, okay?
23:07In Greek mythology, the goddess of the night, Nix, has a pair of twins.
23:14They are Hypnos the sleeping god and Thanatos the dead god.
23:20Hypnos the sleeping god lives in a cave where the sun can never shine in.
23:26In front of the cave, he planted Yin and Su and all the plants that help him sleep.
23:34Hypnos the sleeping god may look very dark,
23:38but he is actually a powerful, gentle, and kind god.
23:43The wings on his back can take him to fly over the mountains and the sea every night
23:49and bring sleep to everything in the world.
23:52The wind generated by the vibration of his wings contains a kind of gentle power.
23:57No matter how hard and tired you are every day,
24:01when that wind blows, it can untie the knots in your mind
24:07so that we can relieve the stress and pain of life when we sleep.
24:12Then wake up and face a new day.
24:16Later, Hypnos the sleeping god killed a young and beautiful shepherd, Aedemir.
24:22He liked him so much.
24:24In order to be able to think about the beauty of the shepherd all the time,
24:29Hypnos gave Aedemir the ability to sleep with his eyes open.
24:34Even if he fell asleep,
24:36he could open his beautiful, clear eyes to please Hypnos the sleeping god.
24:48I hope you sleep well every day.
24:52But if you have to open your eyes to please the sleeping god,
24:55I'll draw fake eyes on your eyelids, okay?
25:06Good night.
25:36He's still there
25:37He's still there
25:38Yes
25:39Hurry up
25:40Record it first
25:41He's going to be a masochist
25:42He's going to be a pervert in real life
25:45Yes
25:46Don't make fun of him
25:47Look at the other eye
25:48It's delicate
25:49His eye bags
25:50He brought it out today
25:51Puppet's eye bags
25:52If you think the choice
25:54Is not cool
25:55We can discuss it
25:57And because this time
25:58Mainly will
26:00Pull another one
26:01A shoe that can run back
26:02Because it's about to end
26:04And I think
26:05Some parts of the plot
26:06Can be edited
26:07Because basically
26:08We can put a lot of emotional support
26:10And then I want to
26:11We cut all these scenes
26:13Before the whole thing
26:15Just ignore it
26:16Then I want to find the reason from the lines first
26:19So I will give you a choice
26:21What you have to do
26:23What are you going to do
26:24I feel very sad
26:26Do you want to
26:27Because I think the current hero is
26:29Assuming
26:30That hero
26:31Is a very sad hero
26:33But actually he is also smart
26:35Assuming you are digesting
26:36But he should be
26:37A very flustered hero
26:39Just
26:40Plant
26:41Yes plant
26:42Nightmare
26:43Yes
26:44Do you take medicine
26:44You
26:45It's just that things over here
26:46Have become very
26:47Realistic
26:48Yes
26:49I think it's pretty good
26:50He's not here
26:51He's already
26:52There is something
26:54Because he said earlier
26:55He is
26:57Really
26:58Something
26:59Because sometimes
27:00Because he digested
27:01Something
27:03I'm sleepy
27:05I need to go to the bathroom
27:06I think this strength is ok
27:07Ok
27:10The strength is ok
27:11But you seem to
27:12Put the foam on my face
27:13Really
27:14Let me show you
27:16So he has this action
27:17You have to lift his chin
27:18You have to do
27:20I really want to go now
27:21You have to be serious
27:22I really want to
27:23I really want to go now
27:24I said I said
27:25Move
27:26You have to catch the sense of distance
27:27Because you just drank my drink
27:29I just thought he was drawing
27:31Do you want to kiss here
27:32Or
27:33He wants to kiss here
27:34Kiss here
27:36Then you have to kiss here
27:37So you have to kiss here
27:42So you don't have to touch me
27:43Just like this
27:44Your nose will be like this
27:45Just let you
27:46Actually
27:48Then the second number you put
27:49I'll hold it for you
27:50I'll hold it for you
27:51I'll hold it for you
27:52Hold it
27:53So long
27:54So long
27:55Hold it
27:57Hold it
27:58Don't think you can kiss me on my birthday
28:04Yes, you need a habit
28:05Rolling
28:07And action
28:09Do you feel scared when you are on the street
28:11Why can't you fall asleep
28:12Why can't you fall asleep
28:15Because I'm so happy that I can't fall asleep
28:17Because I'm so happy that I can't fall asleep
28:26Is it so big
28:27Isn't it
28:29You have to believe you can
28:30You are an actor
28:36Okay
28:37Where is your sunglasses
28:38Xiao Yang
28:39Your boss needs sunglasses
28:44Be careful
28:46Boss
28:49Handsome
28:51Why are you so good-looking
28:53Very good
28:54Two together
28:57Two together
29:07Action
29:08Where did you go
29:10I'm a teddy bear
29:11Then you are
29:13I'm the sun
29:14You help me
29:16One, two, three
29:19Good
29:20But the eyes are very good
29:21Kai Tuo is very serious
29:22Then the teddy bear changed
29:24Okay
29:26He is so white, he can
29:28I allow him to take two steps
29:31How do you remember two steps
29:32Don't talk to him
29:35Yes
29:37How do you feel crying today
29:40Crying
29:41What
29:43Crying today
29:45Pretty good
29:48Then let's take a look here
29:50In the melancholy boy
29:53And he can't hear me
29:56Now we are looking for the bracelet on his hand
30:08Action
30:11What
30:17Do you want a drink
30:18Do you want a drink
30:26The audience said
30:27Damn, he is not serious
30:37I just recorded Hua's expression
30:48The device is ready to pair
30:55Have you ever received it
30:56Yes
30:57Have you ever received it
30:58Have you ever received it
31:03After today you can
31:04Last time the national security company showed me a
31:05Mooroo's advertisement
31:06They signed
31:07I said hey, you can find me next time
31:08I have someone here who can recommend
31:11Do I have to use bubbles on my head
31:12Yes, you have to use bubbles on your head
31:15You touched my eyes
31:18You touched my eyes
31:19The water was turned off at that time
31:21Yes
31:26You changed seats with him
31:28I changed seats with him
31:29Yes
31:31Wait a minute
31:32It's cool
31:35Why is there a bubble
31:36Why is there a bubble
31:37Wait a minute
31:38So I can't move
31:39Yes
31:40Okay, come on
31:48Okay
31:50Action
31:52Mr. Puppet
31:53Do you like this place
31:54Do you like this place
31:55Yes
31:56This place is also good
31:58Wait a minute
31:59You touched my eyes with bubbles
32:01You touched my eyes with bubbles
32:02Let me see
32:03Let me see
32:14You are so shameless
32:15Let me scan one
32:22I can't see it
32:25I just wanted to pull your hair up
32:27I just wanted to pull your hair up
32:28You are combing from the head to the back
32:29You are combing from the head to the back
32:30Like this
32:32Just take care of yourself
32:34Look
32:35Look
32:36His hair is like this
32:38Strange
32:39Strange
32:41Why is my hair so good
32:42Actor
32:44When he was in class
32:45He put makeup on himself
32:48Actor's heart
32:49Every time I go to the bathroom
32:50Actor's heart
32:51Every time I go to the bathroom
32:52My hair is like this
32:55Is this the first time you wash someone's hair
32:57No
32:59Is it happy to wash his hair
33:00Is it happy to wash his hair
33:01Are you happy
33:03Don't be so polite
33:04Yes
33:05So bad
33:06But this is my first time
33:07But this is my first time
33:08Filming and washing his hair
33:09Filming and washing his hair
33:10So I'm still a little nervous
33:12It's just a little different from a normal hair style
33:14It's just a little different from a normal hair style
33:15It's just a little different from a normal hair style
33:16Or arrange a body wash later
33:18If necessary
33:19Just come to brush back
33:21Just come to brush back
33:21Just come to brush back
33:23Change to a back brush
33:29really
33:31Then you can come to a back brush show
33:34So does Taipei 11 Hetун
33:36wash your hair very cleanly
33:37Convenient to wash
33:38actually
33:38clean
33:39clean
33:40I actually don't know how to be too surprised
33:44Wow, I should break this bubble
33:48Were you happy when you were kissed just now?
33:50I was happy
33:50Or was it a surprise?
33:52It was a surprise
33:53Oh, all of a sudden
33:54What about your first kiss?
33:56Actually, it wasn't a first kiss
33:57Oh, it wasn't a first kiss
33:58There was another one before
34:00What about your first kiss when you were walking on the street?
34:01Huh?
34:02Oh...
34:04Again
34:08Why can't I fall asleep when I'm with him?
34:10Because...
34:12I was so happy that I couldn't fall asleep
34:15Cut
34:16Is it because you were afraid that he would suddenly kiss you?
34:18No, I was afraid that he would suddenly kiss me
34:20I thought he was going to kiss me on the back
34:24You felt it, didn't you?
34:39Cut
34:41Bleh
34:52Cut
34:56Oh, that's what you thought
34:58Bleh
34:59Bleh
35:10Bleh
35:13Oh, my goodness
35:15Oh, my goodness
35:17I can kiss you
35:19I can't find the point
35:21Oh, my goodness
35:23Sleep in a Hypnos
35:25He lives in a cave where the sun never shines in
35:29He is still in front of his palace
35:32Filled with factors
35:34He has all kinds of plants that can help sleep
35:39Cut
35:40Very good
35:44Really good
35:46He speaks English well
35:50Actually, I said that Zhang Hua is better
35:54Zhang Hua in English or Zhang Hua in Chinese?
35:56Both are good
35:58Really in place
36:00I mixed it up
36:02Wow, you have to mix it up to have that kind of film
36:04When the big brother wants to marry me, I have to be in place
36:06OK
36:07I know some secrets
36:09Otherwise, it will be recorded
36:13And then the close-up
36:15Mom's close-up
36:17The two of them are quite sparkly
36:19Unexpectedly matched
36:21I was wondering if it was really
36:23I was wondering if I could come out and make money
36:25Is there such a good thing
36:27I don't know
36:29Are all young people like this now?
36:31It's all good, isn't it?
36:33Yes
36:35But they are not
36:38They are not
36:40So I was curious
36:42What kind of resistance
36:44No, he said he would come and do it
36:46It's like what you did last time
36:48Yes, so I was curious
36:52Thank you
36:54Thank you
36:56Are you nervous?
36:58Let me sleep for a while
37:00It's been a long time
37:02One more
37:04OK
37:063, 2, 1
37:08One more
37:103, 2, 1
37:12OK, thank you
37:14Thank you