The disturbing trend of celebrity athletes having their homes broken into continued over the weekend ... as Luka Doncic's Dallas-area residence was burglarized.
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00:00♪ Famous athletes keep us entertained. And while they do that, jerks break into their
00:10house and steal stuff.
00:14Yet another burglary at an athlete's home. This time, Dallas Mavericks superstar Luka
00:20Doncic. So this all went down on Friday when the Mavericks were in Phoenix to play against
00:24the Suns and reportedly about $30,000 worth of jewelry was taken. But this just adds
00:29to the list now. This has become a huge issue within sports. People know when they're
00:33on the road.
00:34And since Luka's home is in Dallas, it's a great opportunity for someone to start
00:38a security company with a stunningly terrible name.
00:42They should start a security company in Dallas called the Zapruder Security Company.
00:48Oh my gosh.
00:50What? Is that the JFK thing?
00:52Yes, the famous home movie of JFK's assassination in Dallas that really cries out to be repurposed
00:58as a security company.
01:00Get your Z's without worry. Zapruder security firm.
01:04No, Javi.
01:06It's like we got eyes on you. We got eyes on everybody.
01:11But you guys, even if they have a security system, all it does is go beep, beep, beep,
01:15do not enter. Guns don't come out of the ceilings and start shooting people.
01:19She's right.
01:20Very few security systems murder people in cold blood.
01:23In the meantime, Luka has filed a police report and his family is safe. But yeah, a little
01:28security couldn't hurt.
01:30Zapruder Security Firm.
01:33We don't miss a thing. And they use Aerosmith for it.
01:37Oh, it's getting worse.
01:39It's getting way worse.
01:41On the plus side, there's nowhere to go but up.
01:44Stay safe out there, millionaire athletes.