After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he i | dHNfRGhXcGtaS3JjU0U
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00:00The leaders of 32 countries are putting their very lives in our hands.
00:05And more importantly, their laundry.
00:08You gotta be kidding me.
00:14Sturmstorf is the best service base in Europe.
00:16You're named after a waffle.
00:17We may be a different kind of soldier.
00:19What the hell?
00:22But we're still soldiers.
00:23Keep those knees high!
00:25Good try!
00:26Good try?
00:27What is this, T-Ball?
00:29Attention!
00:30I am Colonel Patrick Quinn, your new commanding officer.
00:33That's the sound of 100-butts pucker.
00:38Let's just have a normal father-daughter thing.
00:41You're a narcissist.
00:42No, I'm impulsively honest.
00:44It's one of the things people have always liked about me.
00:47God, the top of your head is so oddly shaped.
00:50I'm just remembering this so I can report it to my therapist.
00:52U.S.A.!
00:55Oh, baby boo!
00:57First guns I've seen on the base.
00:59Everything about you is against Army regulation.
01:01Your mustache, your hair, your attitude.
01:04Is that even Army-issued?
01:06Jacket and pants are actually from a triple XL G.I. Joe costume.
01:09Hmm.
01:10I know you love to achieve the impossible,
01:13but believing that you're gonna be promoted,
01:15I mean, come on, that's borderline delusion.
01:17So, you know, I was thinking it wouldn't kill me, you know,
01:19to learn some Dutch.
01:20So we start with the basics.
01:22So we start with the basics, okay?
01:24Hallo.
01:25Hallo.
01:26No, listen to me.
01:28Hallo.
01:29Are you listening to me?
01:30Hallo.
01:32Your mission today is to meet at the rendezvous point
01:35and supply three full brigades
01:38with laundry...
01:41and cheese.
01:42Yes!
01:43Yeah!
01:46My troops are special.
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:48Yeah, they're special.
01:52First strike of the day.
01:54Whoo!
01:55That's all right.
01:56That's all right.
01:57That's my bad.
01:59Are you wearing flip-flops?
02:01Chilling feet on a U.S. Army base?
02:03Save it for your OnlyFans, you pervert.
02:05That's right.
02:08Ha-ha-ha-hallo.
02:10Ha-ha-ha-hallo.
02:12Hallo.