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00:00The cheese tax, the cheese tax, you gotta pay the cheese tax.
00:05Every time you're cooking, when the cheese comes out, this puppy comes looking.
00:09Da rules are da rules, and da facts are da facts, and when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax.
00:15The cheese tax, the cheese tax, hand it over quick, or things might get ugly.
00:20I can get really loud, I'm a really barky puppy.
00:23I'm not just asking, cause I'm looking for snacks.
00:26This is real important business, and you gotta pay the tax.
00:29The cheese tax, the cheese tax, the cheese tax.
00:35Cheddar is acceptable, and parmesan is fine, but a little bit of gouda would really blow my mind.
00:40There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge.
00:43Pay the dairy tariff, the collection of fromage.
00:46The cheese tax, the cheese tax, the cheese tax.