Has JD Vance been blessed by the lash gods? Or is he rocking some subtle enhancement? It's a mystery the Internet can't stop buzzing about, sparking some seriously wild theories about the Ohio native's eyes.
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00:00J.D. Vance's win as vice president in 2024 came with a slew of firsts, like being the
00:06first millennial and the first bearded VP in nearly a century. And if internet sleuths
00:11are to be believed, he's also the first VP to rock a permanent eyeliner look.
00:16Are you wearing eyeliner?
00:20If you spent a little too much time analyzing Vance's face during the campaign, you probably
00:23noticed his impressive waterline. It's the kind of definition people pay good money for,
00:28and it's sparked a whole conspiracy about whether he's got eyeliner stashed in his pocket.
00:33Compared to his running mate Donald Trump, who's never seen without his signature bronze
00:37glow, Vance's eyeliner is more subtle yet equally intriguing.
00:42And spectators haven't been able to stop crafting endless theories. Is it just genetic luck?
00:46The work of an overpaid makeup artist? Even some close to Vance aren't entirely convinced
00:51that he isn't hiding a high-end liner collection, and his own fans can't quite believe he just
00:56woke up like this.
00:57His eyeliner is clearly an all-day wear, from the Senate floor to CNN.
01:03So it's no wonder Vance's eyeliner look has sparked a full-on internet investigation.
01:08Some are convinced he's dabbling in a bit of liner to give his eyes extra pop, while
01:12others are certain he's committed to permanent eyeliner.
01:15On the Makeup Addiction subreddit, users dissected his debate night appearance, with one fan
01:19theorizing that the senator from Ohio got his waterline tattooed. Another user wrote,
01:25I think he may be using something like Grande Lash. It also gave me a grayish-brown line
01:29around my eyes that did look like eyeliner.
01:32Others speculate he might have dystichiasis, a rare condition that gives an extra row of
01:37lashes.
01:38Meanwhile, over on the J.D. Vance subreddit, the theories only get wilder.
01:42Some members think Vance is switching up his eyeliner hues, as his eyes reportedly looked
01:47more brown than black at the last debate, as one user put it. Another wrote,
01:51I'm actually starting to believe he might actually be wearing eyeliner, and I also
01:54think because of the color change that there's no way it's permanent.
01:58The truth behind Vance's eyeliner look may never be revealed, even if he addresses it
02:02himself. But former Congressman George Santos is adamant that there's no eyeliner involved.
02:07He recently wrote on X,
02:09I've met him in person before he was a senator and I can confirm he has long eyelashes and
02:13they cast a shadow on his waterline. Grow up, people.
02:17Then again, this guy once speculated that Vance might be on Ozempic, so who's to say,
02:21really?
02:22Of course, Vance's wife Usha had to weigh in and set the record straight. Her representative
02:26told Puck News,
02:27They're all natural. I've always been jealous of those lashes.