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00:00The Emperor of Peru, starring the legendary Mickey Rooney.
00:07Can I ask who you are?
00:11Who I am? I am the Emperor of Peru.
00:14I'm not crippled. You think I sit in here because I'm crippled?
00:18My health is perfect and if you don't get out of here, I'm going to hang you up by your feet in my chimney.
00:24Mickey Rooney is a loony.
00:26Yes.
00:28The Emperor of Peru.
00:33There you are, my beautiful iron giant.
00:42What time is it?
00:44I don't know.
00:46Oh, why am I looking at the watch?
00:48The Emperor of Peru, starring the legendary Mick Rooney.
00:57Care for a cigar?
00:59I don't smoke. It gives you cancer.
01:01That's not true. Doctors with all their hogwash.
01:05Mickey Rooney is batshit crazy.
01:08In The Emperor of Peru.
01:14What was that for?
01:15For being insolent to the Emperor of Peru.
01:17Mickey Rooney is quite the fruitcake.
01:20And with extra nuts.
01:22In The Emperor of Peru.
01:24What is wrong with this emperor?
01:27He could definitely use some new clothes.
01:30He's not even a real emperor.
01:32A protest!
01:33But we all knew that, right?
01:35The Emperor of Peru, whom you see here surrounded by his quart of midgets,
01:40prepares to anoint the new conductor of his imperial locomotive.
01:48Mickey Rooney is out of his fucking mind.
01:51Pack your bags, kiddies.
01:53And take a trip with this washed-up railway engineer.
02:00On the treasure train.
02:02This movie is also called Odyssey in the Pacific.
02:05Well, it's certainly odd, you see.
02:08Incidentally, have you told anybody about having found the locomotive?
02:13Have you told anybody about having found the locomotive?
02:17If you ever tell anyone, I'll take you to the darkest dungeon
02:20and I'll eat you like a giant bear!
02:32Skunk Ape says thanks for watching.
02:37Here, have a banana.
02:40He's not even a real emperor.
02:43But we all knew that.
02:45He's actually Santa Claus.
02:47Don't believe me?
02:48Go watch Santa Claus is Coming to Town,
02:50that old stop-motion cartoon.
02:52The red-headed Santa.
02:53That's Mickey Rooney.
02:55Fruitcake, that's a Christmas thing too, huh?
02:57I wonder...
02:58Ooh, there it is.
02:59The Emperor of Peru is actually Santa Claus.
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03:04That's it.
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