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00:00Why don't we start in Ottawa, where the Sabres and the Senators get together tonight.
00:05Minus a buck sixty for Ottawa, plus one thirty-two for the Sabres, and a five and a half.
00:12Yeah, I gotta go Senators here in Ottawa.
00:15They're just flat out better than the Sabres.
00:18I bet Sens all night long.
00:21The Bruins and the Lightning tonight in Tampa, right next to each other in the standings
00:26in the Atlantic.
00:27Tampa, of course, the favorite at home.
00:30Minus a buck sixty, plus one thirty-two for the Bruins.
00:32Another five and a half.
00:34I mean, you know, Bruins have been losing left and right.
00:38I think they've dropped five in a row somewhere in that neighborhood.
00:41Give me the Lightning and Amelie at home in the Gulf Coast.
00:45The Devils and the Rangers getting together at the Garden tonight.
00:50Always fun when these two get together.
00:52Devils coming back off a long West Coast trip.
00:55Technically still on the road, but at least they're sleeping in their own beds.
00:58Minus one eighty-four for the Devils tonight, plus a buck fifty-two for the Rangers, and
01:03a six and a half.
01:06You know, I'm worried about taking the Devils because they've been on the road so long,
01:10and they still are.
01:11Another road game here, but every time they play the Rangers, they kick their ass.
01:16I mean, that's just all there is to it.
01:17Give me the Devils.
01:19It's not going to be easy because they've been on the road so long.
01:22That other side staring at me, screaming at me at a buck fifty-two, but the Rangers
01:26have stunk, and the Devils are more consistent.
01:29Give me the Devils.
01:30I'll take a shot with them.
01:32Stars on an East Coast trip, of course.
01:34They won in overtime at the Garden in MSG the other night.
01:37Now they're in for Philadelphia against the Flyers.
01:40Minus one forty-six for the Stars, up to actually minus a buck fifty-five now.
01:45Flyers up to plus one thirty-five.
01:48Six and a half is the total in this game.
01:51I can't bet against Dallas here, against this team.
01:54I think the Flyers stink.
01:58It is hockey night at the PPG in Pittsburgh.
02:02Part of this long homestand, which you're of course going to miss, two of the games
02:06are that they would have had this weekend.
02:08But tonight, it's the Oilers in town against the Penguins.
02:12And the Oilers, big lumber on the road.
02:14Minus two twenty, plus a buck eighty for the Penguins, and a six and a half.
02:19Well, I would puck line Edmonton here to beat the Penguins easily tonight in Pittsburgh.
02:24And going back to that Philadelphia team, that fan the other night of theirs in that
02:29building at the Burrells Cargo, I think that guy should be in jail for what he did after
02:36that game.
02:36Going down and sucker punching those two Leaf fans, and throwing haymakers, and punching
02:42them both multiple times in the mouth.
02:44That guy needs to be in jail.
02:46What a loser you are, dude.
02:48What an absolute piece of shack you are in life.
02:52No wonder no one loves you.
02:54Clearly, no one loves you.
02:56That you are such a tool, that you crawl down 30 rows to punch two dudes in the face, because
03:03you don't like your hockey team that sucks ass losing.
03:06You're a tool loser.
03:08What a great future you have.
03:10Bet you're fun to be around during the holidays, and even your own birthday when you punch
03:14everyone in the mouth that you know, you scumbag.
03:19Yeah, those two guys were not expecting that, down by the glass, wearing those maple leaf
03:25jerseys.
03:25What do the police do about it in Philly?
03:27Nothing.
03:27They do nothing about some guy assaulting people inside that arena.
03:32What do the Flyers do about it?
03:34And that loser coach of theirs, Tortorella, nobody does anything.
03:39They just let fans beat the shack out of other people.
03:43Well, they're not going to do anything.
03:46But the arena security should absolutely be involved with what's going on there.
03:54Seattle is in Columbus tonight against the Jackets.
03:57We told you, Jackets, lots of up, up, up, and away with the overs.
04:00Seattle, minus 118 on the road, Jackets, minus 102, six and a half.
04:06I like the Jackets.
04:07Jackets.
04:08Seattle sucks.
04:09Seattle does suck.
04:10The Leafs are in Carolina against the Hurricanes tonight.
04:14Canes, minus 170.
04:15Leafs, plus a buck, 40 and a five and a half.
04:18Give me the upset.
04:19The Leafs in Raleigh.
04:22Quack, quack, quack.
04:23The Ducks are in St. Louis.
04:25St. Louis, minus two bills.
04:27Let me just tell you something.
04:28I will never lay in that money with the St. Louis Blues.
04:31Give me the Ducks tonight.
04:33Let's go.
04:34Quack, quack, quack.
04:35And other than that, I don't know what's going on.
04:37Quack, quack, quack.
04:38And under the five and a half while we're at it.
04:41Avalanche lost in Chicago last night.
04:44Now they're in Minnesota.
04:45And they're road favorites again.
04:47Give me the wild tonight.
04:48Wild.
04:49Wild.
04:49I got a wild tonight.
04:51Let's go.
04:51I got them earlier at plus a buck, 30.