• 4 hours ago
Summer Situationship - Full/n/n
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:05:59Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:02Be so fucking for real.
00:06:04Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:07It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:10Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:13How convenient.
00:06:16Let the girls talk.
00:06:18After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:29Did you just spit on me?
00:06:32Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44She shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:06I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this.
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:17Tell me this.
00:10:19Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:28I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30How about this?
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah!
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27Wait!
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now.
00:14:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:04Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:07You fucking bitch.
00:15:09You can't stay here.
00:15:10You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:12Take it up with Noah.
00:15:14This isn't over.
00:15:17If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:22you're wrong.
00:15:23I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:32Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35I should thank you.
00:15:36Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:39Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:42Oh, wait.
00:15:43I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:47You know what?
00:15:48Let's make a bet.
00:15:49Yeah, me and you.
00:15:50Let's make a bet.
00:15:51We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:15:53Right?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55What about it?
00:15:57If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:02Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:04Internship will be yours.
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:12You're on.
00:16:14We need to talk.
00:16:19Emmet, get out.
00:16:25Did I get my job back?
00:16:27Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:31To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36What?
00:16:38What?
00:16:39What?
00:16:40What?
00:16:41What?
00:16:43You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:04Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:08Give me that.
00:17:09Not yet.
00:17:16Give me that.
00:17:17Not yet.
00:17:18I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:22But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:26This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:32I'll do it.
00:17:33Great.
00:17:38Let's seal the deal.
00:17:55I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:57I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:59I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:01I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:03I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:24Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:45At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:42Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:05Are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:13Take your shirt off.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:07If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:13Choke on it.
00:22:18Don't run away from me.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:18What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:23Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:26Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:28Whatever.
00:23:30I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:34Mia's your best friend?
00:23:36Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:39People don't know that.
00:23:41I don't care.
00:23:43I don't care.
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:33What are you doing here?
00:24:35Taking a shower.
00:24:39Remember.
00:24:41No going in.
00:24:43You wish.
00:24:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:54Meet me at the pool.
00:25:04What's with this guy?
00:25:06One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:18Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:29Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:43I'm not going to let Jewels ruin my summer.
00:25:47Everyone is paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:51Maybe everyone thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:54You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:56You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now
00:26:14whether Jewel stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28So boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jewel's really said
00:27:01about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you wanna know what Jewel said about you?
00:27:19I bet you're dying to find out
00:27:21what your little girlfriend said
00:27:22about you behind your back.
00:27:24I think everyone should find out
00:27:27what Jewel's really said about them.
00:27:30Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:33Emmett is so dumb because he thinks
00:27:35that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:39They can?
00:27:40I never said that.
00:27:41Mia did.
00:27:42She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job
00:27:50doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jewel's would never say any of those things, all right?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:02Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time
00:28:05you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant and cocky
00:28:10and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:46You are so hot.
00:28:48Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jewel's are officially over.
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:29:22screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jewel's?
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jewel's?
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, dude?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:41You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:45Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:47Emmett!
00:29:48Stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:54Did you post this?
00:30:05Jewel's, did you post this?
00:30:07Jewel's, why would you take a video of us having sex
00:30:09and post it?
00:30:10What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:13I didn't do anything.
00:30:15Jewel's, it's a little hard to trust you
00:30:17when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:19You know what?
00:30:21Everyone was right about you.
00:30:23You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:26Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:28Lose my number.
00:30:29I never want to see you again.
00:30:31I'm gonna call the police.
00:30:32I'm gonna call the police.
00:30:34I'm gonna call the police.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine, feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great, you just blew it with a girl
00:30:46you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jewel's,
00:30:56none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:05Don't come back and I'm gonna kill you.
00:31:11Get out.
00:31:17Help!
00:31:19Help!
00:31:20You... you saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49Then, now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:05Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right, we shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere, that way everyone
00:33:18can see it.
00:33:19But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:46Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:48I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:29Is that true?
00:34:33It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:38Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean really.
00:34:43Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone, so that way I can know that they're
00:34:49legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked
00:35:10you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:40Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:35:50Mhm.
00:35:55Okay.
00:36:16She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:25Hm.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:17Hey, Jules.
00:37:18Jules.
00:37:19You're a pig.
00:37:20Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:22He's lying.
00:37:23I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:25But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:29You have feelings for me?
00:37:35I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:37But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:39You have feelings for me?
00:37:41Yes, I do.
00:37:42You have feelings for me?
00:37:44Yes, I do.
00:37:46You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion.
00:37:54Frustration.
00:37:55Blind rage.
00:37:56You're a dick.
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13I'm not saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:22Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:35I'm sorry.
00:38:42Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:04Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:25Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38And she was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia.
00:39:42But I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:46Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:01The girls go shopping.
00:40:03Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:07It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:10I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:15Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:19It was tailored for sigmas.
00:40:21Like me.
00:40:23The internship is mine.
00:40:25Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:27Or at least for the best.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:44Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:40:51I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:00You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:23Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:25So your money's no good here.
00:41:27You know what?
00:41:29You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:34That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:50Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:54See this car?
00:41:57Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:09No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:34Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:38Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:48Is it too expensive?
00:42:50No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:57Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:07Thank you, Noah.
00:43:09You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:20Put the dress on my card.
00:43:23Excuse me.
00:43:25I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:29I bet she stole it.
00:43:31I would never.
00:43:33Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:35Fine.
00:43:37Whatever, Mia.
00:43:53See? Told ya.
00:43:59I don't know how that got there.
00:44:01Well, she stole it.
00:44:05And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:09Call the police.
00:44:11Don't call the police.
00:44:13This is all my fault.
00:44:15No, it's not.
00:44:17Yes, it is.
00:44:19I wanted to surprise you,
00:44:21so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:23But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:25You can't do this.
00:44:27It's a waste of money.
00:44:29Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:31It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:33And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:35Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:37Please and thank you.
00:44:49Good to see you.
00:44:51You're welcome.
00:44:53There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:44:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
00:45:03because after tonight,
00:45:05I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you
00:45:24so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay, all right.
00:45:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off,
00:45:34by the end of tonight,
00:45:36you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:38and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:40Fine.
00:45:42And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:44I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:50You better not make me go
00:45:52into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:02Eat shit.
00:46:04Hey.
00:46:06Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah,
00:46:12because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:15unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules,
00:46:36you, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:59I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:03I'm sorry.
00:47:05We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:07Have fun.
00:47:09Here, put this on.
00:47:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid,
00:47:19you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:45You think you're hot, chef?
00:47:47Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:51Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:53Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:47:55lap dance competition.
00:47:59The rules are simple.
00:48:01Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:03will give one lucky man
00:48:05a lap dance.
00:48:07And you get to vote on who is hot.
00:48:09I like how the dance starts.
00:48:11I like how the dance starts.
00:48:23Come on.
00:48:25Come on.
00:48:27Come on.
00:48:29Come on.
00:48:31All right, come on.
00:48:33Come on.
00:48:35Come on.
00:48:37I'm jacked up, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:48:46To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:48:49Now are you weighing on me?
00:48:51And just to break things around your back
00:48:54I'm jacked up, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:48:58To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:02Now are you weighing on me?
00:49:04And just to break things around your back
00:49:07I'm jacked up, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:49:34I'm jacked up, changing my life
00:49:42Making my soul chase that high
00:49:48But I won't be around when you cry, cry
00:49:57The tears on your face, I'm falling in vain when you cry
00:50:05The same old mistakes, I loved you when you cried
00:50:28Here's a tip
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:41Mia!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation
00:50:55But I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:51:01Jules, wait!
00:51:07You look upset
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:51:18Jules
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Oh, good times
00:51:29Come on, Jules
00:51:30Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks
00:51:35Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:51:43Better play along
00:51:50Bottoms up
00:51:53Cheers
00:51:56Alright
00:51:58Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:52:00I'm going to go change
00:52:05Destin
00:52:06Have you seen Jules?
00:52:08I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:52:10Emmett was with her
00:52:13That little shit
00:52:16That little shit
00:52:24Don't move
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:52:35We both know you want this
00:52:37Be gentle
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:41Back off
00:52:43Relax, baby
00:52:44Let that E kick in
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:48Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways
00:52:51Let go of me
00:52:53This is just going to take a minute
00:52:56Oh yeah, that's right, moan for me
00:53:01Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:04Noah, help me!
00:53:09Noah, help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:14Get off of her!
00:53:16You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:23Emmett, she doesn't want you
00:53:25What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude
00:53:29Even if she won't say so
00:53:36Dude, I thought we were friends
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:43Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it
00:54:06You look like shit
00:54:08Jules just kicked my ass
00:54:10All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:13Hey!
00:54:15Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:54:22Leah, stop
00:54:25This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:54:29Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:31Be so fucking for real
00:54:32Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:54:35You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me
00:54:44Tonight
00:54:46Mia, sit down
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:51I will kill you
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:55Let's go
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:10Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:14Ow
00:55:15You're hurt, let me help you
00:55:28I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:40I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:42I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:45Really
00:55:46I didn't take them
00:55:48You didn't take the pills?
00:55:55You know, I got something better than E
00:55:58It's twice as fun
00:56:00And I've been saving it just for you
00:56:10What are you trying to give me?
00:56:17Rocky Road
00:56:20Ow
00:56:21Hey, I got you ice cream, this is how you repay me?
00:56:24How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:29I'm not an asshole
00:56:31No, you're the king of assholes
00:56:34The king of assholes?
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:56:48I gotta show you something
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:05And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:14It worked
00:57:28I've wanted you all summer
00:57:31Stop breathing
00:57:34I need you, now
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:58:04Oh
00:58:23Hi, this is Alan
00:58:25It's Mia, yeah, Noah's girlfriend
00:58:28Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32And we would just love it if you were here for it
00:58:36Okay, bye
00:58:51Hey, sleepyhead
00:58:53What are you doing up so early?
00:58:55Thought I wore you out last night
00:58:58I'm ready for another round
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up
00:59:10It's worse than a fire
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
00:59:23You're fucking with me
00:59:24What's the big deal?
00:59:25Uh, there's the drugs
00:59:26And the mess
00:59:27And you
00:59:28What about me?
00:59:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut
00:59:30But, like, in a bad way
00:59:31Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:33And she blames you for the whole thing
00:59:36I need to get out of here
00:59:38I'll hide Jules
00:59:39I'll distract Mom
00:59:43Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:59:45Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:47Alright
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear
00:59:55Got it
01:00:05Get your brother
01:00:07Now
01:00:14Mommy, wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:18Noah
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom, hi!
01:00:24Hey
01:00:25Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:00:28Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:00:32To propose
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:42None of your business
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you
01:00:47Because Noah wants to see you in the living room
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape
01:01:04Get out of this house
01:01:06Mom
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:08Uh, Mom, uh
01:01:10This is Jules
01:01:11And she's going to be our help for the summer
01:01:17Yes
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:01:27Lisa, my second mommy
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans
01:01:33Oh yes, we do
01:01:37You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:42But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her
01:01:45Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:58My head hurts
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:02:05Oh, thanks
01:02:10Here
01:02:11She's better
01:02:21Water
01:02:22Water, I need water
01:02:25Jules
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:32It's so hot in here
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40No
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar
01:02:51That's enough, I gotta talk to you
01:02:53Let's go
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:03:00No way, you gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them, she found them
01:03:04Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06No fucking way, Jules
01:03:08She hates you already
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:13Where did she go?
01:03:29Mom, get out of the pool
01:03:31No way, it feels so good
01:03:37Oh wait, no
01:03:39Help!
01:03:41I'm drowning
01:03:43Mia, save me
01:03:45Absolutely not
01:03:47I'm not going in there
01:03:49Help!
01:03:51Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:11You saved me
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea
01:04:22I was wrong about you
01:04:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:04:35Thank you for taking care of her
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid
01:04:41Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:04:53I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
01:04:57No feelings, remember?
01:05:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now, I mean it
01:05:15I need that money more than I want you
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:05:29So it was really always just about the money, really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:05:38now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:05:48Come with me
01:05:54I wanna give you the money
01:05:57Not as your boss, as your boyfriend
01:06:01Jules, I wanna give you everything
01:06:05I don't know what to say
01:06:10Just let me take care of you
01:06:13And tell me that you love me
01:06:16I don't think I can say it
01:06:21Let me take care of you, it's the least you can do
01:06:27Fine, you can take care of me, okay?
01:06:32And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:06:36I know you do
01:06:38I know you do
01:06:43Good morning, everyone
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:06:53I was just leaving
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:07:03After your little sex video was released
01:07:06At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:07:10But, after you saved me
01:07:14All I can say is
01:07:17Welcome to the family
01:07:22Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown
01:07:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:07:34Adios
01:07:37Bye, mom
01:07:42I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:07:46Good luck with that
01:07:49I don't need luck, I have a really big brain
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here
01:08:04What is this?
01:08:13Ew, what died in here?
01:08:16My manhood
01:08:18Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:08:21Really?
01:08:24I don't like to read
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:08:29They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32So he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:08:35That's cheating
01:08:37Great, you finally figured it out, good boy
01:08:41I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:08:49I thought this was summer vacation
01:08:53I know, I know
01:08:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:09:00What up, lovebirds?
01:09:03Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:09:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:09:11Who are you?
01:09:13I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:09:24Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:09:27What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend
01:09:44Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused
01:09:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:56I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:10:00And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:10:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:10:10And I get bored easy
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:10:20Interview starts now
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:10:26Well, I'll see you in the office
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown
01:10:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:10:50And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:11:01And I networked like a motherfucker
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06And have my own career
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released
01:11:10And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:11:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:11:17Jules, I need this internship
01:11:19And so do you
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:11:25You lied to me
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you
01:11:29I just didn't tell you everything
01:11:32I'm sorry
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:11:57There's something special about you
01:12:00You're so beautiful
01:12:03Thanks, but I'm taken
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you
01:12:08Noah, tell me
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me
01:12:17You're a lucky man
01:12:19I know
01:12:21How long is he going to be here?
01:12:24I'll protect you
01:12:26Look at here
01:12:28The happy little couple
01:12:30From soulmates to soulmates
01:12:36Emmett, Noah and I are talking
01:12:39Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:42Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:12:46Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet
01:12:48What bet?
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:53I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer
01:12:57I would drop out of the internship pool
01:13:00That's not true
01:13:02Yeah, it is
01:13:04I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:13:06So, I recorded the whole thing
01:13:08You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:12I don't want to hear it
01:13:14Yeah, I'd probably beat you up
01:13:16Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:13:22I was nothing but a bet to you
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet to you
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off
01:13:38Chicks, dude
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:13:49You're pathetic
01:13:51Bitch
01:13:53Whatever, dude
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:14:08You're a sexy girl
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit
01:14:14Then make time
01:14:16At Lehman, the boys share their toys
01:14:21And I want to play with you
01:14:23I don't want to be played with
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:14:36What do I have to do?
01:14:39Let me borrow you for the night
01:14:43In your dreams, perv
01:14:47Mia
01:14:49You know where Jules is?
01:14:51You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:54Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:14:57Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:15:01Get it through your head, I want to be with Jules
01:15:04Why do you like her so much?
01:15:06I don't like her
01:15:09I love her
01:15:10I love her
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:15:23Found your girlfriend
01:15:36If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job
01:15:40Yes, and it's the only way you'd get him
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:15:46My company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:49Wait, now I know where I recognize you
01:15:54Damn, you were great
01:15:57Just one kiss
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:16:06Don't play hard to get
01:16:11Get off of her
01:16:17Get off of her
01:16:19Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn
01:16:22If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers
01:16:25You wouldn't dare
01:16:28You little shit
01:16:30You'll never work for Lehman
01:16:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:34Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:36Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:16:38You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:16:41You want to mess with me? You want to mess with me?
01:16:43Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:45And let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:47Who's chasing young girls around
01:16:49You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:16:52Please, don't tell my wife
01:16:54Get out of my face, old man
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like
01:17:15Don't lie to me
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back
01:17:20I didn't kiss him
01:17:22But even if I did
01:17:24You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal
01:17:29So why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34And you want him right now
01:17:35Tell him you love him
01:17:37It matters
01:17:39Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:49You're fired
01:17:51Get out of my house
01:18:06You're gone for good, bitch
01:18:12You never belonged with us
01:18:15And now, it's your turn to go
01:18:19I played you, and I won
01:18:22This has nothing to do with you
01:18:25Oh, honey
01:18:27This has everything to do with me
01:18:29I planted the camera in your room
01:18:33And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:18:37And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:45You thought you were better than me
01:18:48But I always win
01:18:50All I fucking do is win
01:18:56I'm sorry
01:18:57All I do is win
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win
01:19:12Mom, I saved the house
01:19:16It's too late
01:19:23Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:19:25No, someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:19:30That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:19:33You lose everything
01:19:35Oh, God
01:19:48Can I help you?
01:19:50What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:52My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:56I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so
01:20:01Do you need anything?
01:20:08I have a big tip for you
01:20:11Seriously?
01:20:13Smile more
01:20:23This money feels dirty
01:20:26I never want to see this check again
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:44Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost
01:20:53I deserve that
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah
01:21:10This morning, I bought it
01:21:12You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title
01:21:18Oh, my God
01:21:21You put it under my name
01:21:23It's yours, Jules
01:21:25It's all yours
01:21:27But, I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:32Another condition?
01:21:34What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:21:40No
01:21:42But I would like you to meet me at the summer house, tonight
01:21:52And at 8pm
01:21:54And I want you to wear this
01:22:08What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come
01:22:13Really?
01:22:15How pathetic
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:22:38Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:22:44Mia, Jules
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you are here
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:52Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please, the big question
01:22:59Yeah, I do have a big question
01:23:02Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:05How did you know about that?
01:23:07Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:23:09And when you were leaving the summer house
01:23:11I heard you were in Jules' fight
01:23:13You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:23:16Okay, fine
01:23:19Yeah, I planted the camera
01:23:21And I uploaded the video to the internet
01:23:23But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:23:27What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:29Actually, that's my job
01:23:31Okay, fine
01:23:32Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:23:34For revenge porn
01:23:36What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:38These are not what they're for
01:23:40Call my dad!
01:23:42Daddy!
01:23:44Bye, Mia
01:23:47If you invited me here to watch that
01:23:49I appreciate it
01:23:51That's not why I invited you here
01:23:57Everybody
01:23:59What is he doing?
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can
01:24:08Share my secrets
01:24:12And here are my secrets
01:24:15I scream when I see spiders
01:24:18I do
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23And I was so scared I just left it there
01:24:27And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:24:28Okay, Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:30You look like a crazy person
01:24:32And I have one more secret
01:24:35Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:24:42And I want to make it official, Jules
01:24:44Right here in front of everybody
01:24:46I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:24:52Yes, Noah, I'll be your girlfriend
01:24:55Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole
01:24:58It's part of your charm
01:25:00I love you
01:25:02I love you right back
01:25:10Everybody
01:25:12Let's get this party started!