Polk County woman takes poop on store floor to distract them from thievery, we get into more details on the case.
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00:00A Polk County woman was arrested for pooping on a store floor.
00:04Polk County.
00:06Yep.
00:07What store was this?
00:09I need some background on it was a it was a family dollar
00:13store in Mulberry, Florida.
00:15Yes.
00:16Oh, yeah.
00:16I can see it in there.
00:17Polk County Sheriff's arrested a woman as she was using a
00:21distraction.
00:22She took a poop on the store floor while another man stole
00:26$500 worth of merchandise.
00:28Hey, I'm a creative distraction.
00:36You go get what we need.
00:38All right.
00:39Right, Darlene, mind you, that's like, that's a lot of stuff.
00:45That's a lot of stuff from a dollar store.
00:49The man walked around the store gathering $500 worth of merchandise
00:53like Game Tide and Clorox.
00:55That had to be.
00:56Oh, get out of here.
00:57Yeah, he's getting dish detergent and stuff.
01:01No, wait, make sure you go to the place where they see you,
01:05Darlene, because I got to get these buckets out and they're
01:09heavy.
01:09I mean, I know there's a debacle, but even because even
01:18at five bucks a box, that's 100 boxes.
01:21Can you please state what they're referring to the names of
01:26the couple?
01:27Polk County can't do that.
01:29There's no way they release that.
01:30No, it's the detectives are referring to the couple as Mr.
01:36Clean, Ms.
01:37Dookie.
01:37Okay, Darlene, power couple here in Polk County.
01:57Could you imagine being the cops that had to go in there?
02:05Ma'am, what do you say?
02:09Stop, ma'am.
02:11What do you do?
02:13I'm sorry.
02:16I couldn't make it.
02:17You said it was for customers only.
02:19We need a distraction, Darlene.
02:22Heidi and Clyde for this is true.
02:35Also, I feel like the cards don't even hold that much for
02:39a two man job.
02:40That's crazy.
02:41It says the woman was recorded exiting the store not long
02:45after with a distinct grimace on her face because she had
02:48to stop it.
02:49You see what I did for you, Debbie?
02:55She poops in the back of the store.
02:57This guy hauls it out of there with 100 bottles of gain and
03:01died and bleach.
03:02And they start realizing, hey, Clyde, what happened to our
03:09inventory?
03:11They probably went to go get the bleach to clean up her
03:14mess.
03:14You know what?
03:15That is very true.
03:16They didn't think this through.
03:17Clyde, grab that up front.
03:18Can we eat up on our pies?
03:21What was her prep for this?
03:26No, burrito?
03:28You and I were thinking the same thing.
03:31This is exactly what Jimmy Butler is going to do on Friday
03:35night.
03:35You know, hey!
03:38A lot of it's still coffee, for sure.
03:41Here's what sucks.
03:42You know this, yet you still won't admit it.
03:47What do you mean?
03:48What will I admit?
03:49I've asked you questions for the last week.
03:55Is Jimmy Butler going to start?
03:57Yeah, he has to.
03:58Even with you knowing what's going to happen if he comes
04:02back and plays?
04:03Why would you do that to your team?
04:05I just don't know what else you do.
04:07Are they really going to pay him to stay away?
04:09Is that what's going to happen?
04:11Let me ask you, what would you do?
04:13And this is not a how much you like Jimmy.
04:15We're past that.
04:16We're just based on what is going on with this franchise
04:21and this team.
04:22Jimmy comes back.
04:24What do you do?
04:25Because there's really no move you can make without
04:29jeopardizing your team.
04:31Yeah.
04:32So what do you do?
04:34I don't know.
04:35Do you think there's going to be some point this week where
04:38we get a Rachel Nichols interview where he, like, hoses
04:40everybody down before he's supposed to come back?
04:42No.
04:43Or he's just going to stay quiet?
04:45No, because you don't want to, you don't want to put
04:49anything out there that would give the Heat grounds to
04:53do whatever they want to do.
04:55Clean up on the Kasaya logo?
04:57Wow.
04:58You think?
04:59No.
05:00I just, I think, to be honest with you, this is a, not
05:07a pet or an organizational thing.
05:11This is a Jimmy and the Heat players thing.
05:14They got to get through this.
05:16Otherwise, if you bring a guy back, what if the other
05:21players don't respond because they don't appreciate what
05:23he did?
05:24That's what was interesting about what they all said.
05:26I mean, like, that certainly is a thing.
05:28If they're liking the Jimmy-less world right now and
05:31they're having a good trip and these trips are typically,
05:33you know, bonding for Eric Spolstra, you know, I definitely
05:37think that that can change things.
05:39I definitely think that can change things.
05:41You know, in the midst of all this happening beforehand,
05:43they're coming off of, you know, two of their most crushing
05:45losses of the season.
05:47But if they're playing positive and everybody's kind of
05:51getting along, I don't know.
05:53And I think that that's, I would say it's probably leaning
05:56more towards your right.
05:57They can't bring him back.
05:59But I don't know how that goes down with the league.
06:01Like, I don't know.
06:02How does it happen?
06:03You can't make somebody, you can't make somebody play a
06:08player.
06:09But I don't think you're allowed to just make them.
06:12They have to agree to stay away.
06:14I think that has to be like a mutual thing.
06:16I don't think you could just say, hey, they literally have
06:18to just sit him on the bench.
06:20And then, so, you're just going to sit him on the bench
06:22and not play him?
06:23That's what, this whole situation, while Jimmy's trying
06:30to get the Miami Heat to do what he wants, right, there's
06:37so many other people that are dealing with the circumstances
06:41of this.
06:42So, I don't know how you, how do you handle it?
06:46Can you give me these details, Frog Boy, that you have
06:48just sent us in the chat?
06:49Is this real?
06:50This is deep.
06:51This is a reported, this is another similar report from
06:55newyorkmag.com.
06:57This is sweeping the nation, apparently.
07:00Tie detergent has become a hot commodity for thieves.
07:03Reason being, everyone needs to do laundry.
07:07So, and it's up to $20 per bottle, and it doesn't spoil.
07:15So, now the thing is, a lot of people are stealing these
07:19Tide bottles, exchanging them for drugs, and now drug dealers
07:23have the cleanest smelling houses on the block, apparently,
07:27because they hold on to these Tide bottles.
07:30Really, Bob?
07:31I'm good for it.
07:32You're going to have to go steal me about $500 worth
07:36to clean up your meth debt.
07:38I mean...