Wild sex romp loosely based on Archie Comics characters | dG1fd3pRS2lLWnpjN0U
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00:00My pal, Archie. What a palooka. There's a nerd that's in for a hard time.
00:08Hi, Archie. Rise and shine.
00:12Poor Archie. He was so wound up, he was ready to throw an ingby.
00:16What are you doing under there anyway, Meepo?
00:18None of your nosy little business.
00:21Folks, this palooka is surrounded by some of the finest boobocracy this side of the Grand Tetons.
00:26Engulfed by sex, he is in for some hard times and you are in for some hot times.
00:30Tonight's New Year's Eve. We have my parents' house all to ourselves.
00:34And we can make love in my parents' bed.
00:37Hot times will turn your belly into jelly.
00:43You mean to tell me I'm not going to get any nookie for four weeks?
00:46Oh, Archie, I wish you wouldn't put it that way.
00:49You can't get laid on Times Square New Year's Eve. You can't get laid.
00:52Will Archie's wet dreams turn into hot times or will he end up chewing a lone Nabisco?
00:56Find out. See Hot Times with a cast of 1,000.
00:59Featuring the colorific Ronnie Lox.
01:02Make like there's an egg in your shoe and beat it.
01:04Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing!
01:08You give me a quarter each, man. I'll let you sing more.
01:11Yes, you'll see all of this and much, much more in Hot Times.
01:15Steal me, will ya?
01:18You...
01:20You pervert!
01:22If things weren't up and coming for Archie now, they never would be.
01:27His aspirations titillated by being next of skin to some of the eagerest beavers in Fun City.
01:33I would only lay.
01:35Archie!
01:36A jowl!
01:37It's on Spielberg!
01:38You grab my man by the toes, what you do!
01:40You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss your brains goodbye in Hot Times!
01:45Ronnie, I need you!
01:47Find your every sexual fantasy fulfilled in Hot Times.
01:50Hot Times will heat up your blowtorch, fan the flames of your desire, and warm the candles of your heart.
01:55See Hot Times!
01:58Hot Times, the erotic misadventures of a sexually maladjusted teenager.
02:01Hot Times, soon at your neighborhood Sin Bin.