Full Episode Of You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that
00:00:12shit the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall this is bad do
00:00:16something the server is the company's lifeline if they break through the
00:00:19firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out
00:00:23hold on just let me relax there's gotta be a way I can handle this you like hell
00:00:37this guy works in network operations you know fixing computers watching
00:00:40surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack do you
00:00:43know what to do we're running out of time
00:00:46desperate times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:59oh my god he's on the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch a
00:01:06DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:12and you just owned him dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:16network maintenance lackey but turns out you're a better programmer than I am
00:01:19how the hell'd you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard
00:01:25our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen
00:01:29AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace
00:01:37these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one
00:01:40if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some time
00:01:46you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:10Oh
00:02:12Oh
00:02:14Oh
00:02:27God finally God finally
00:02:37Oh slide out great full-blown liner
00:02:44you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:55some sleep
00:02:58Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:17sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:20ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss will
00:03:23more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in
00:03:29your job description Brenda who the hell's this this is William Dorsey our
00:03:36boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in
00:03:42as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two
00:03:47employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess I
00:03:50honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself
00:03:54let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:00you fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management
00:04:09it's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:17okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single
00:04:23day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right who does he think he
00:04:30is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this
00:04:39office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:46no that was limited edition oh boo-hoo it's not my fault you were decorating
00:04:54your desk with that junk instead of working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how
00:05:02much that thing costs and buy her a new one Dorsey tech might lack competent
00:05:05workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:09and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:22who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:29me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:34no um that's not uh that's uh that's not what I meant oh Fernanda what does he do
00:05:41um he works in network maintenance what's his salary just about 500k a year oh 500k a year
00:05:49all that for a simple maintenance job what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look I was
00:05:56I was working all night can I just take a rest you're trying to clock in a time and a half for
00:06:00overtime I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks as dumb
00:06:08as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam Eric and I might be dating but I can't
00:06:13afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this loser um he must have pulled some
00:06:20strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as
00:06:24him Fernanda
00:06:30Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him
00:06:48out hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley
00:06:56don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:09okay yeah boss's orders I won't hold it against you uh it's also our one-year anniversary
00:07:18right um see you in the lobby
00:07:27what was that about
00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting
00:07:37ceo it's better to be feared than loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to fear
00:07:46boyfriend is that it uh no he's not you deserve so much better
00:07:53I mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser or a red ceo
00:08:06I'm just a busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again
00:08:14you'll have to take over the company for now also there's an important matter you need to
00:08:19know about yeah um what's the important matter we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure
00:08:27to be good to him eric eric martin
00:08:34isn't that the guy I just laid off William you there yep uh just a second
00:08:44do we have any other employees named eric
00:08:50this is the employee list yep I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:56he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:02uh yes eric martin ai development I see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech
00:09:09visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee
00:09:16with a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry
00:09:21dad I already did huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all that a
00:09:27boy keep it up once I'm feeling better I'll come around and see how things are going yeah just
00:09:32focus on getting better dad I got this no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some
00:09:43loser so how's it gonna be and I mean
00:09:52what the fuck do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you
00:09:57spit it out man what's up the company server just crashed
00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what
00:10:07should we do sir eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then
00:10:11boom problem solved fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:23eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole damn this is good
00:10:42hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us
00:10:47mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be generously rewarded on my way
00:10:53with eric's codes I can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a hero
00:11:02so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:04well he's still there some question
00:11:16eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I choose you of course
00:11:23it was supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it I'm going up
00:11:39so
00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child as if you never saw this coming what are you doing
00:12:01kissing this douchebag watch your mouth I can do whatever I want with whoever I want
00:12:09you bastard
00:12:22eric you and me are over
00:12:30fernanda are you serious that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this eric I told you we're done
00:12:40why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:59keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh damn yeah so
00:13:07I'm rich I'm handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and beat your meat man
00:13:18fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at doorstep shut up
00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:27no
00:13:31you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now
00:13:46and you are it's an honor to meet you Mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under my guidance
00:13:54our systems are back up and running normally you're eric martin I am I can see why my father
00:14:00spoke so highly of you idiots do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me I can keep climbing the ladder Mr. Dorsey
00:14:13I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you were fired the system
00:14:20crashed there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:35boss good news eric martin that tech wiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech he did
00:14:43it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:47oh that's hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is
00:15:00just a mid-level startup well if someone as talented as him really want to
00:15:04join us we have to get him on our side by any means necessary
00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready I'm going to the Dorsey office and Eric is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:15:35fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it bullshit you guys have always
00:15:42looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker now you're going to blame me when the
00:15:47server gets hacked none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense
00:15:53you'd have a job I'm not going to argue with you in front of Mr. Dorsey
00:16:00what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take
00:16:02you to the police station Eric I had no idea you were such a vengeful person
00:16:08what other tricks do you have of your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:15all right what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a shred of remorse
00:16:34don't you know that Mr. Dorsey is going to make your life a living hell
00:16:38Mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson
00:16:42yeah William a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:50from this day on Eric Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech and all of its industry partners
00:16:58you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro
00:17:05I just have one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired
00:17:14why should the CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot
00:17:20like you you thought you were real hot shit didn't you boys take him to the police yes sir stop right
00:17:28there there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendrix Tech
00:17:43he's joining Hendrix Tech oh I recognize you you're Evelyn Hendrix CEO of Hendrix Tech
00:17:53Evelyn what are you doing here I'm here for you of course I haven't seen you since college
00:18:01what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how Dorsey Tech treats its
00:18:06former employees I would have expected better from you I'm not sure I'm the only one who's
00:18:11I would have expected better from you
00:18:15Miss Hendrix these are high-level conversations between company CEOs
00:18:19someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth Miss Hendrix this prick Eric has severely
00:18:27sorry who are you I I'm uh yeah I don't really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god
00:18:34okay look right after I fired this imbecile our company's server crashed he clearly hacked into
00:18:39our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man I
00:18:44don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal
00:18:50did you really not ask your father about who Eric is
00:18:56of course I asked my father he said that Eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:19:02company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as
00:19:14you get the chance Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this give me a break Eric the boss
00:19:28wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's going
00:19:35to be then there's nothing left to say to you or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel about coming
00:19:44over to Hendrix Tech oh uh you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of
00:19:53four million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08I'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13Miss Hendrick you're giving him a lot I mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got
00:20:18to screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech right
00:20:22and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:20:27Ellen I know you're trying to help but I kind of want the money then with this
00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendrix Tech you can have anything you want
00:20:46including me
00:20:48okay uh look Miss Hendrix you're a self-made woman which I respect so for your own good let
00:20:55me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the
00:21:01job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:18what what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me
00:21:25the car the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell Asher that from this
00:21:33day forward I Eric Martin will formally be severing my ties with Dorsey Tech quit it with the
00:21:40self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:52Miss Hendrix I know that you and Dorsey Tech are competitors yes but to be honest
00:21:57right now we're actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:22:04I can help change that
00:22:08I can help change that look at yourself Eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:16I'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach
00:22:21of the company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack I demand you
00:22:26to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and all of its customers and if you don't I'll have to press
00:22:33charge okay good luck with that what are you gonna do about it you have no choice but to issue that
00:22:40apology stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand
00:22:46letter to Hendrix Tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:52well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:22:56you know what
00:23:00you know what
00:23:01let's go you'll be sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:15Mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric
00:23:19I'm not wasting my time with those people I'm not wasting my time with those people
00:23:25Mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well
00:23:33I'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about
00:23:42me darling oh don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:48oh gross I won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems crash
00:23:56oh uh fuck the tablet's in the office what should I say I used a one-of-a-kind code that I developed
00:24:05myself to get the server back up and running I can explain it to you in detail later spoken
00:24:11like a true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing it to me
00:24:16I'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team I can relax thank you
00:24:24sir let's go say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:47hi Mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just calling to inform you that as of today
00:24:53Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI development race
00:24:59AI development is the crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:06as I said I'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:11what's that sly fox up to she knows I have my lethal weapon Eric so why would she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:42dad what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric
00:25:49uh okay um just just calm down just for a second I only fired the slacker you told me about okay
00:25:55then explain to me why Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:02well I I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance I mean I'm not an idiot there's no
00:26:09way I would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly
00:26:15but I got Evelyn to believe that Eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but
00:26:20really she's just picking up our trash so you intentionally misled Evelyn
00:26:26she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:29is the mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's AI modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:26:35nice job son that shows real initiative I think it's time you take full control
00:26:41of our next gen AI modeling project really
00:26:48dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make Hendrix Tech
00:26:56the laughing stock of the whole industry all right bye bye I love
00:27:07sir AI modeling is the future of Dorsey Tech
00:27:11William just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon
00:27:16I'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget
00:27:20we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:22you mean Eric Martin that's right all I have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does
00:27:30best as long as we have Eric Hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus Evelyn fell
00:27:38for William's bluff and hired that clown Eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self
00:27:46so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:27:54small group but they're uh talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized
00:27:59knowledge in the field of AI precisely
00:28:03I heard that you weren't the only one that William Dorsey fired
00:28:08you've got it all figured out don't you
00:28:12I'm not sure I'm ready to go
00:28:16I'm not sure I'm ready to go
00:28:20I'm not sure I'm ready to go
00:28:24I'm not sure I'm ready to go
00:28:28I'm not sure I'm ready to go
00:28:33all right give me a minute I'll call the guys welcome
00:28:46come in Mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our AI
00:28:55modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in charge of development
00:28:59I uh sir
00:29:05is there a problem
00:29:08no not at all don't worry I'm the right man for the job
00:29:17yes William there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech
00:29:23department have resigned the department can't function like this what what they just left
00:29:28why they wouldn't say but rumor has it they were poached by a former employee
00:29:34poached by a former fucking Eric Martin William what should we do there's hardly any tech workers
00:29:40left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out you still have me
00:29:45I can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your solution
00:29:52look we lost a few expendable employees that's it
00:29:56let them walk we'll get better ones I'll make a few calls
00:30:05I like that I like that yes oh fucking Eric Martin
00:30:14this is all going swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions
00:30:19soon I'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:25Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is Ruby Leon and Mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers
00:30:35of mine with this team Hendrix Tech's AI work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet
00:30:40you Evelyn welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but I do want to warn you that
00:30:47there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with Dorsey Tech
00:30:52with Eric at the helm will always be one step ahead but Dorsey Tech has already developed
00:30:58their own AI program that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then
00:31:07then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:21we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural net patching up the
00:31:27previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey Tech analyzes the trial version framework and
00:31:32builds a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based
00:31:37on the old trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words
00:31:42in this battle for dominance Hendrix Tech is destined for victory
00:31:48uh
00:31:573 a.m again
00:32:01okay
00:32:07uh miss Hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me Evelyn are you always this way
00:32:16towards people who are crushing on you um crushing on me you still can't tell
00:32:26Eric I like you I felt this way since college
00:32:36uh you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:42I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious
00:32:50and when I finally got the courage to tell you how I felt you disappeared I went abroad to work
00:32:57on a top secret training project I know you've always been so brilliant
00:33:05back then I I made up my mind I was gonna be with you one day
00:33:13oh Evelyn and when I founded Hendrix Tech I wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard
00:33:20Asher Dorsey he already had snatched you up I I I see um so if I came closer to you now
00:33:33um would you mind uh I um I I I should uh
00:33:44uh it's late I should probably uh be going where are you gonna go
00:33:52you lost everything when you left Dorsey Tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:34:04Evelyn uh let's go
00:34:10go where I'm taking you home
00:34:20this is it
00:34:24from now until the AI project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:28for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to
00:34:35um supervise you okay um well where am I gonna sleep
00:34:45well I only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:34:49share a bed with me oh uh no that's maybe we probably shouldn't um
00:34:58I'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever Dorsey had you
00:35:03come on I'll show you your room okay
00:35:10this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir the modeling framework we're working with
00:35:17is extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:35:26a month not a chance I'm gonna give you three days and I want consistent progress reports
00:35:33sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error
00:35:36then you have to work faster and smarter I'm giving you three days
00:35:41Eric Mr. Dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:35:51Mr. Dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:57that's good to hear you know I knew I could trust you with this
00:36:00William update me on the AI project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:36:12wonderful when our new platform hits the market I'll stop by to congratulate you
00:36:19your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market I'll be sure to let my
00:36:24father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what I need who wants to be
00:36:29just department head if I can keep rising the ranks I'll be the next vice president of Dorsey
00:36:34tech Mr. Dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action
00:36:41I believe that if I were the vice president of this company I could do that even more effectively
00:36:47if this project does well I'll see what I can do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:36:53so
00:37:09you're up
00:37:10uh
00:37:17come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:25right breakfast
00:37:30ah that looks amazing
00:37:32um
00:37:38when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:37:42yeah of course
00:37:46good and when you're finished with your project I have a reward waiting
00:38:02for you
00:38:06all right team
00:38:09we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:38:14so let's get to business and some good news for you guys I've been in touch with the financing
00:38:21department and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun once we wrap
00:38:27all right cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share
00:38:35in our product revenue yes here at Hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success
00:38:42and you will be treated as such we're ready to make it happen Miss Hendrix oh amen Miss Hendrix
00:38:50we will have good news for you soon yeah the news that we beat Dorsey tech and with Eric on our side
00:38:56we can't lose beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey
00:39:26so
00:39:56you're hopeless both of you
00:40:01sir I don't speak without my permission I give you a simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing
00:40:09it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole AI framework that's
00:40:17just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the deadline
00:40:24or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such
00:40:32a hot temper and didn't Eric say everything was going fine was I wrong to trust him
00:40:45Mr. Dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth are we on track to make the deadline or not
00:40:52I can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so uh
00:40:56things are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay
00:41:02don't want any slip-ups got it all right darling not not not now get me the reports
00:41:21let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:41:25the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:41:38Miss Hendricks I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing
00:41:43completion it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's
00:41:48a cocktail party three days from now Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product
00:41:53and pitching to investors they're taking things to the next level that William Dorsey is really
00:41:59milking all his connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot
00:42:03well that much is obvious but I don't good thing we're finished too what really why would I lie
00:42:12we've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the
00:42:17easier it'll be for us why would it be better for us
00:42:23Evelyn remember what I told you when I first came on board
00:42:28but Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial version if they keep
00:42:37developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:42:48huh
00:42:51hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that
00:42:58you made it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess
00:43:02of flaws I wouldn't make a second time Evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does
00:43:08make sense well then good thank you I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:43:15tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off
00:43:19they'll need their rest before we bring product to market yes miss Hendricks
00:43:26this is a big day for us
00:43:31why don't we end it with a drink
00:43:36aren't you a lightweight
00:43:38ha ha ha who said that I can handle my liquor Eric Martin
00:43:57I knew you could be fun I knew it I told you
00:44:00you see that's why that last drink was a bad idea it was a good idea and I could have had
00:44:09at least two more yeah yeah no um you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you are wild
00:44:18okay no no very good we see how we make it super easy
00:44:30Eric and now do you believe I want a guy like you
00:44:39maybe you just want to uh sober up
00:44:48I'm sober enough
00:44:52and what I want is you
00:45:06William we've been together for some time now
00:45:10and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day let's get married
00:45:18hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and uh you're a no-show what a buzzkill
00:45:29I'm coming no that's all right you know everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother bye
00:45:39bye hey hey where'd you go I missed you
00:45:49it's fine he just had a bit too much to drink you know there is a killer martini spot right
00:45:57up the street oh I can get the bartender to whip up something special for you I'd like that
00:46:03what oh you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda you're just a climber who hopped from
00:46:09her ex over to me and you know she's the kind of woman you you throw some money at and then
00:46:13send her away that's who she is William how could you do this to me
00:46:21you know she she the funny thing is is she thinks I actually love her
00:46:26I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's delusional
00:46:31oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:46:40yeah who gives a shit you know I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon too
00:46:45and I'll be waiting for you daddy oh shit
00:46:51sure
00:46:55god damn it what have I done
00:47:01it's going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to propose to William
00:47:09god damn it what have I done
00:47:11and Eric
00:47:18it's so cold
00:47:32okay
00:47:40it's fine I already saw everything last night anyway
00:47:48how do I look um beautiful
00:47:57come on get up I have your suit ready too
00:47:59where where are we going where else we're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party
00:48:30what are you doing hiding over here I told you you're here as my girlfriend
00:48:38we have to look the part Mr. Dorsey with money like yours there must be plenty of other
00:48:45girlfriends you can call okay what's going to happen to you you want me to cut your salary
00:48:51or something because I could do that whatever just wait until I'm wasted drunk words are sober
00:48:58okay Mr. Dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you to winning over the investors
00:49:06and taking over the market by storm cheers cheers
00:49:27oh
00:49:46well well well it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey Tech
00:49:50uh miss Hendricks see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here
00:49:59why wouldn't I like Eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform
00:50:06firing him was your loss
00:50:11okay thanks to Mr. Dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts Dorsey Tech AI platform is now
00:50:19reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:50:29so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform
00:50:37oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you
00:50:44use to make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah I would say our
00:50:52monopoly on the tech industry is secure so miss Hendricks why don't you go on that little love
00:50:58train straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use Jesus Eric didn't
00:51:07we like just break up look at you I already had over heels for another woman
00:51:15excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where I am what uh the server crashed
00:51:29okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed I'll make a call yeah make a call
00:51:36it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah you got it use the
00:51:43amelioration algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what I call the code I saved
00:51:51my tablet but it's only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did Eric steal my
00:51:56tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna
00:52:04trust your new product uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured
00:52:11out yeah got it fixed no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes
00:52:22no big deal this is an internal affair so and you were driven out so I would keep your mouth
00:52:30shut the amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the
00:52:36concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes such a
00:52:41noob mistake if you understood code you'd know that oh my god if you would understand code you
00:52:47wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories
00:52:53somewhere else please man right what do I know I wrote the amelioration algorithm
00:53:01what did you just say
00:53:06I wrote the amelioration algorithm I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the
00:53:12mysterious tech genius he hired was it really Eric all along oh what have I done shut up
00:53:19what Mr. Dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right
00:53:26believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call
00:53:35him honey yeah so back when I recruited Eric I made the terms very clear I told him he could have
00:53:43whatever he wanted including me I'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust
00:53:51what I have an image to maintain yes of course
00:54:00hmm
00:54:10so what you're saying is it's not that I don't respect Hendrix tech Dorsey is less
00:54:16an investment risk and they have greater potential I can't justify choosing your
00:54:21product over theirs Mr. Brown we're a risk worth taking once you see our AI platform
00:54:28I guarantee you'll want to reconsider bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch
00:54:38you must be Mr. Dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:54:42Miss Hendrix and I were just having a little chat naturally I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech
00:54:47yeah so um if you're here chasing investments I would suggest you just give up and go home
00:54:53with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys that's right over 90 percent of the guests
00:54:58here have already invested in our new AI tech program best get out while you still can I'm
00:55:06afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's new AI
00:55:11platform so and I can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted
00:55:17and your money will be paid back in 10 at Dorsey tech we treat our partners like family
00:55:23and that's why we love doing business with you if I were you I'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:55:30get out unless you also want to invest in Dorsey tech
00:55:39hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:48okay sounds like a plan
00:56:02Miss Hendrix didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to fend Mr. Dorsey back there
00:56:09it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do you want Miss Hendrix investors know
00:56:16to hedge their bets what Hendrix tech is doing is impressive and I want to offer my help
00:56:24I know you need funds to promote your products and I want to assist with that
00:56:28but we need to sign a contract first no way am I signing a contract with you at least hear the
00:56:35terms if your AI product tops Dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back
00:56:44what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:56:48well it's definitely risky but I trust Eric Mr. Brown we accept your offer
00:57:03today Dorsey tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus was released in the
00:57:09United States on its first day AI plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:57:14completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor
00:57:17Hendrix tech which also launched their new platform AI king on the same day
00:57:25everyone Hendrix has guts I'll give her that but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:57:30that is career suicide let's get to the office Griffin yes sir
00:57:45relax Mr. Dorsey Hendrix tech is no threat yeah I I know remember when you said that if this
00:57:52project went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah I I remember but AI plus has
00:57:58just barely hit the market we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah
00:58:08I have news talk to me
00:58:12the bad news is that Hendrix tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:58:17the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:21okay uh all right I'll take it I'll take it like I said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no
00:58:29no not yet how'd a Hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline I mean they got
00:58:35started much later than we did I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer
00:58:40is highly skilled lead engineer Eric I thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:58:50right
00:58:56just dad what's up William I'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and Eric
00:59:03oh uh got it the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys this isn't good
00:59:13why what is it now our AI platform and company server have both crashed
00:59:17what the fuck right every time
00:59:23seriously god damn dude
00:59:29what the fuck is going on mr martin the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere about
00:59:34the whole server down along with it then don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this
00:59:39is an issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't
00:59:44build it we're using the same framework that Eric built before he left Eric the guy I fired yeah
00:59:48Eric with the k-e-r-i-k you took credit for someone else's work you lied to me mr Dorsey
00:59:57let me explain no there is no time for explanation why didn't you rebuild the
01:00:01core framework mr Dorsey we need to focus on getting the company server up and running
01:00:05our users trust depends on it speak what happened to the company server sir he was the one I didn't
01:00:12do shit shut your mouth go uh the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last
01:00:18two crashes it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the
01:00:22code every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's been a ticking
01:00:27time bomb ever since this time the AI platform went down brought the whole server down along with it
01:00:33it's completely unfixable this was all your fault
01:00:38oh William all of our users are switching over to Hendrix tech AI platform what should we do
01:00:44how the fuck am I supposed to know
01:00:52mr Dorsey what on earth is going on I'm not going to let you assholes drag me down like this
01:00:56look sir I I can explain I'm sorry okay it's got to be fixed I have billions of
01:01:01dollars invested in you damn it I'm going to make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
01:01:05Percy tech is finished
01:01:13500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99 1 million
01:01:21oh my god
01:01:32hey hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your fault this is all
01:01:40your fault mr Dorsey fuck I wanted to help you I was trying to help the company I've had enough
01:01:48of your bullshit you fired half the bloody tech departments what was I supposed to do and you gave
01:01:53us impossible deadlines no no don't make this about me I get it now you were using my promotion
01:01:59as bait you were never going to make me VP you want your job or not is that a threat fire me
01:02:06do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so do I me too see when you fired everyone
01:02:16I replaced them with my people go ahead fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department
01:02:24you will sink Dorsey tech you were never the prize tech genius at Dorsey tech
01:02:29you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:02:33William
01:02:37William
01:02:41I'm ashamed to call you my son
01:02:43what the hell have you done to my company dad uh I'm sorry I'm not here for apologies
01:02:57what the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired him where's Eric
01:03:03uh dad dad I fired Eric you fire him um was that was that a mistake
01:03:14dad are you okay hey is it are you okay
01:03:20I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company
01:03:29and what did you do you fired him so um it was Eric with a K all along oh I fucked up
01:03:40god I fucked up where is Eric now I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back
01:03:49um Eric is at uh Hendricks tech you are a sorry excuse for a son you destroyed my company
01:04:02sir bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's going on
01:04:13the crash also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30
01:04:18car accidents across the U.S. uh six people have died
01:04:23no no this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K it was his code that was faulty
01:04:37no that's fucking bullshit I fired him before that happened but I stumbled upon his tablet
01:04:41and the code that he wrote I'm only guilty of using his work everything else was his fault
01:04:48I wrote the amelioration algorithm god I mistook the genius for the loser
01:04:54I'm not going down like this Dorsey tech ain't finished yet it's not finished yet
01:05:01Griffin take this man to the police if Dorsey tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:05:18oh
01:05:33Mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be returning
01:05:38the five billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your generosity
01:05:43wait I at least deserve some dividends I'm sorry Mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on
01:05:49were very clear we beat Dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you
01:05:55might have otherwise received but no no more buts goodbye Mr. Brown
01:06:02tonight I'll give you that reward I was telling you oh I'm sure it'll be very special
01:06:18you have no idea Eric
01:06:22I know I messed up before it's all over for Dorsey tech now
01:06:30isn't there anything you can do to help me what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend
01:06:38boyfriend that's right I'm his girlfriend now we're living together and we're getting married
01:06:45soon too but you you you can't no it's not possible he was mine first you dumped him and
01:06:56you treated him like trash it's a little late for you to come crawling back guys can we
01:07:16oh you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah Eric what
01:07:26Eric what is it now
01:07:37Eric you know how much I've known for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:07:46we need your help Mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me I've returned when your son accused
01:07:53me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation oh has he not told you now that is
01:08:02not how it went down at all it was that dirtbag Eric with the C who went behind my back and got
01:08:09me all mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up made me lose everything I had including my career
01:08:17did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake Eric I am really sorry
01:08:24I don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you so would you please leave our office
01:08:33now would you please leave our office we wish Dorsey tech the very best
01:08:51so
01:09:02you fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech
01:09:08oh dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:12dad
01:09:20so you're really not going to help them they're the ones who fired me now they have to live with
01:09:26the outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet taste of victory