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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that
00:00:12shit the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall this is bad do
00:00:16something the server is the company's lifeline if they break through the
00:00:19firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out
00:00:23hold on just let me relax there's gotta be a way I can handle this you like hell
00:00:37this guy works in network operations you know fixing computers watching
00:00:40surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack do you
00:00:43know what to do we're running out of time
00:00:46desperate times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:59oh my god he's on the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch a
00:01:06DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:12and you just owned him dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:16network maintenance lackey but turns out you're a better programmer than I am
00:01:19how'd you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard our boss
00:01:26has recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural
00:01:30net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace these
00:01:37hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we
00:01:41want to protect the server which is gonna take some time you guys can all
00:01:48head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:11Oh
00:02:13Oh
00:02:15Oh
00:02:27God finally God finally
00:02:36Oh it's light out great full-blown lighter
00:02:45you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:55some sleep
00:02:58Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:17sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:20ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss of
00:03:23more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in
00:03:29your job description Brenda who the hell's this this is William Dorsey our
00:03:36boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in
00:03:42as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two
00:03:47employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:50honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself
00:03:54let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired you're fired get
00:04:03out I just did that you know what they say about new management there's gonna
00:04:10be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:17okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single
00:04:24day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right who does he think he
00:04:32is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this
00:04:40office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:46oh it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk
00:04:55instead of working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing
00:05:02costs and buy her a new one Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one
00:05:06thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:12and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:28me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:33know um that's not a that's that's not what I meant
00:05:39Oh Fernanda what does he do he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year Oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:51what are you doing taking us for a ride no look I was I was working all night
00:05:57can I just take a rest you try to clock in a time and a half for overtime I mean
00:06:02I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks as dumb
00:06:08as these techies or is this some kind of larger-scale scam Eric and I might be
00:06:12dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this
00:06:16loser he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in
00:06:22the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:26Fernanda
00:06:29Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped a cyber attack you want to
00:06:48follow him out hey look Dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in
00:06:55Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:12boss's orders I won't hold it against you it's also our one-year anniversary
00:07:18right um see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about mr. Dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so
00:07:35many employees on your first day as acting CEO it's better to be feared than
00:07:40loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to fear
00:07:45boyfriend is that it no he's not you deserve so much better I mean what would
00:07:53you prefer an unemployed loser or a rich CEO
00:08:00Oh what's up dad
00:08:20yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:25Eric Eric Martin isn't that the guy I just laid off yep just a second do we
00:08:44have any of this is yep I was trying to get him to work for us for years and
00:08:55finally poached he's in charge of our next-gen AI development the company's
00:09:00future is in his hands ah yes Eric Martin AI development I see him
00:09:05Eric Martin AI development one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley
00:09:11this the guy yeah that's him Eric Martin there's another employee with a
00:09:16similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance
00:09:20don't worry dad I already did huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot
00:09:25tech genius after all yeah just focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:36no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's
00:09:45it gonna be me hmm what the fuck do you want mr. Dorsey spit it out man what's
00:09:58up the company server just crashed you talk to me it's bad sir the customer
00:10:05complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir Eric saved us
00:10:09during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem
00:10:13solved Fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:22Eric what a dick forgets his tablet amelioration algorithm wait is this the
00:10:32code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:41hello
00:10:49on my way with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a
00:10:57hero so he said he's got it thank God
00:11:11so there's some question
00:11:16Eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I choose you of course
00:11:28I'm supposed to be off a half-hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:38you fucking asshole stop it you're acting like a child if you never saw
00:11:59this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth I can do whatever I want whoever I want bastard
00:12:12Eric you and me are over Fernanda
00:12:33piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt why are you doing this Eric I
00:12:39told you we're done why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like
00:12:44you
00:12:58keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh yeah so I'm rich
00:13:08handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and be your meat man
00:13:17Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at doors shut up who knows what kind of
00:13:23lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:28you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:13:46you are it's an honor to meet you mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under my
00:13:53guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're Eric Martin I am I can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots
00:14:02do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:05whatever as long as the boss's son likes me I can keep climbing the ladder mr.
00:14:12Dorsey I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you
00:14:18were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your
00:14:23attempt at revenge
00:14:34boss good news Eric Martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left
00:14:40Dorsey tech he did mm-hmm it happened ten minutes ago he was fired by the CEO
00:14:46son William oh that's hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got
00:14:56sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is just a mid-level
00:15:01startup well someone as talented as I'm really want to join us we have to get
00:15:06him on our side by any means necessary you have no idea how groundbreaking his
00:15:13work in AI modeling is get the car ready I'm going to the Dorsey office and Eric
00:15:22is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crash
00:15:34right after you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still
00:15:39deny it bullshit you guys have always looked at me as some nobody maintenance
00:15:44worker now you're gonna blame me when the server gets hacked none of you
00:15:49idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a
00:15:54job I'm not gonna argue with you in front of mr. Dorsey what the hell are
00:16:00you trying to do you to tell them the truth that they're gonna take to the
00:16:03police station Eric I had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other
00:16:08tricks you have of your sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:14all right what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real
00:16:23evidence what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a
00:16:33shred of remorse don't you know that mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah
00:16:43William a scumbag like him should never get away with this from this day on Eric
00:16:52Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means there you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro I
00:17:09said one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired why should the
00:17:17CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:23didn't you boys second to the police yes sir
00:17:28stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendricks Tech
00:17:47he's joining Hendricks Tech I recognize you you're Evelyn Hendricks CEO of
00:17:55Hendricks Tech Evelyn what are you doing here I'm here for you of course I haven't
00:18:03seen you since college what a dummy like you went to college with her so is
00:18:09this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees I would have expected better
00:18:12from you miss Hendricks these are high-level conversations between company
00:18:18CEOs someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22miss Hendricks this prick Eric has severely sorry who are you I I'm I don't
00:18:31really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god okay look right
00:18:35after I fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into
00:18:39our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man
00:18:44I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber
00:18:47criminal did you really not ask your father about who Eric is of course I
00:18:57asked my father he said that Eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into
00:19:01the company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire
00:19:12this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this give me a
00:19:26break Eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like
00:19:31you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to you
00:19:37or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel about coming over to Hendricks Tech
00:19:49you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four
00:19:53million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer I'm sorry a
00:20:09principal shareholder four million dollar salary this century you're giving
00:20:14him a lot of it you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose you
00:20:19know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech right and now you want to
00:20:22make him a millionaire I know you're trying to help but I don't want the
00:20:31money then with this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendricks Tech you can have
00:20:43anything you want including me
00:20:49okay look miss Hendricks you're a self-made woman which I respect so for
00:20:55your own good let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on is
00:20:59some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:08what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car
00:21:25the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell Asher that
00:21:32from this day forward I Eric Martin will be severing my ties with Dorsey Tech
00:21:39quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's
00:21:44right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see your
00:21:50employees as human beings miss Hendricks I know that you and Dorsey Tech are
00:21:57competitors yes but to be honest right now we're actually struggling to compete
00:22:03don't worry I can help change that I can help change that look at yourself Eric
00:22:13offering to work for a smaller company what a joke I'm sorry a traitor like you
00:22:22doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the company
00:22:26server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack I demand you
00:22:31to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and all of its customers and if you don't
00:22:36I'll have to restart okay good luck with that what are you gonna do about it you
00:22:44have no choice but to issue that apology stop threatening my employee if you
00:22:49insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to Hendricks Tech and
00:22:53we'll see it as a declaration of war well if war is what you want that's what
00:22:59you'll get
00:23:01you know what
00:23:05you know what
00:23:13let's go be sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:19mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well I'm gonna
00:23:33assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what
00:23:41about me darling oh don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:48you're gross I won't let you down good then tell me how did you resolve the
00:23:55systems crash fuck the tablets in the office what should I say I used a
00:24:03one-of-a-kind code that I developed myself to get the server back up and
00:24:06running I can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true
00:24:11visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing
00:24:16it to me I'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my
00:24:21team I can relax thank you sir
00:24:31say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down
00:24:37on me now
00:24:46hello hi mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just calling to inform you that as
00:24:52of today Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI devout race AI development is the
00:25:00crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us as I said I'm
00:25:07just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:16what's that sly Fox up to she knows I have my lethal weapon Eric so why would
00:25:27she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:34yeah what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric okay just just calm down just for a
00:25:53second I only fired the slacker you told me about it then explain to me why
00:25:58Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us well I I just tricked her
00:26:04into thinking that she had a chance I mean I'm not an idiot there's no way I
00:26:09would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly
00:26:18jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you intentionally misled
00:26:23devil she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us is the
00:26:30mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's AI modeling that's what she had the guts to
00:26:34declare war nice job son it shows real initiative I think it's time you take
00:26:40full control of our next-gen AI modeling project really dad thank you thank you
00:26:51so much now get to work we are going to make Hendrix Tech the laughingstock of
00:26:57the whole industry all right bye-bye I love sir AI modeling is the future of
00:27:09Dorsey Tech William just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to
00:27:15him this soon I'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were
00:27:18counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean Eric Martin
00:27:26that's right all I have to do is stay hands-off and let him do what he does
00:27:32best as long as we have Eric Hendricks has a snowballs chance in hell plus
00:27:39Evelyn fell for Williams bluff and hired that clown Eric now all we have to do is
00:27:46sit back and watch her self-destruct so now that you've seen the engineering
00:28:04department what are your thoughts it's not bad a small group but they're
00:28:09talented all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge
00:28:13in the field of AI precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr.
00:28:21Martin could put together a team I heard that you weren't the only one that
00:28:26William Dorsey fired you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me
00:28:34a minute I'll call the guys
00:28:38welcome
00:28:44come in mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge
00:28:54of our AI modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in
00:28:58charge of development is there a problem no not at all don't worry I'm the right
00:29:12man for the job yes William there's been another crisis several key employees
00:29:22from the tech department have resigned the department can't function like this
00:29:25what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it they were
00:29:31poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking Eric Martin William what
00:29:38should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're
00:29:42done for there's no need to freak out you still have me I can fix this yes no
00:29:48with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your solution look we lost a
00:29:53few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones I'll
00:29:59make a few calls like that I like that yes Oh fucking Eric Mark oh this is all
00:30:15going swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions soon I'll have
00:30:19the whole company under my thumb Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be
00:30:27assuming the role of department head and this is Ruby Leon and Matteo they're
00:30:32professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team
00:30:36Hendrix text AI work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you
00:30:41everyone welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but I do want to
00:30:46warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go we want to
00:30:51compete with Dorsey tech with Eric at the helm will always be one step ahead
00:30:55but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial
00:31:03version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:31:11have to lift a finger
00:31:21we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural
00:31:25net patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey tech
00:31:30analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still
00:31:34have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:38then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:43dominance Hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:56I am again
00:32:08mrs. Hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me Evelyn are you always this
00:32:16way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell Eric I like you I felt this way since
00:32:30college you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a
00:32:42guy like me I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so
00:32:49oblivious and when I finally got the courage to tell you how I felt you
00:32:55disappeared I went abroad to work on a top-secret training project I know
00:33:02you've always been so brilliant back then I I made up my mind I was gonna be
00:33:10with you one day
00:33:13Evelyn and when I found it Hendrix tech I wanted to recruit you but a sneaky
00:33:20bastard Asher Dorsey he already had snatched you up I I see um so if I came
00:33:32closer to you now would you mind I should I hate us you're probably where
00:33:50are you gonna go you lost everything when you left Dorsey tech you kind of
00:33:56have nowhere to go now
00:34:03Ellen let's go go where I'm taking you home
00:34:20this is it from now until the AI project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:28for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll make
00:34:35it easier for me to um supervise you
00:34:42where am I gonna sleep well I only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to
00:34:49share a bed with me no that's maybe we probably shouldn't um I'm messing with
00:34:58you my place is huge at least as big as wherever Dorsey had you come on I'll
00:35:03show you your room this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir the
00:35:15modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least
00:35:19another month to fully understand it a month not a chance I'm gonna give you
00:35:29three days and I want consistent progress reports sir if we have to rush
00:35:34things I'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and
00:35:37smarter I'm giving you three days Eric mr. Dorsey
00:35:43how are things you dropped your keyboard Oh get back to work mr. Dorsey
00:35:52things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:56that's good to hear you know I knew I could trust you with this
00:36:02don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan your father must be so
00:36:20proud of you keep it up once we hit the market I'll be sure to let my father
00:36:24know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what I need who wants to
00:36:29be just department head if I can keep rising the ranks I'll be the next vice
00:36:33president of Dorsey tech mr. Dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert
00:36:39strategists like yourself into action I believe that if I were the vice
00:36:43president of this company I could do that even more effectively if this
00:36:48project does well I'll see what I could do for you really that's great thank you
00:36:52so much sir
00:36:59you're up come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:30that looks amazing when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:37:42yeah good and when you're finished with your project I have a reward waiting
00:37:59all right team we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and
00:38:12not a lot of time so let's get to business and some good news for you guys
00:38:19I've been in touch with the financing department and you will be receiving
00:38:23paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun once we wrap on top of that
00:38:32when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our
00:38:36product revenue here at Hendricks our employees are instrumental in our
00:38:41success and you will be treated as such we're ready to make it happen miss
00:38:47Hendricks oh amen miss Hendricks we will have good
00:38:51news for you soon yeah the news will be beat Dorsey tech and with Eric on our
00:38:55side we can't lose beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat
00:39:06Dorsey
00:39:51you're hopeless both of you sir I don't speak without my permission I give you a
00:40:06simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing it up how did you blockheads
00:40:12get this job working here anyway we have a whole AI framework that's just waiting
00:40:18to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the
00:40:23deadline or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me
00:40:31this Eric guy had such a hot temper and didn't Eric say everything was going
00:40:35fine was I wrong to trust him
00:40:45mr. Dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth we on track to make the
00:40:50deadline or not I can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few
00:40:54finishing touches so things are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask
00:41:01any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:41:06all right darling no no no no get me the reports as well
00:41:20let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit the fuck
00:41:26are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:41:38misandrics I've just been informed that Dorsey tax next-gen AI platform is
00:41:42nearing completion it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really
00:41:46that fast well there's a cocktail party three days from now Dorsey's gonna be
00:41:51there announcing their new product and pitching to investors they're taking
00:41:55things to the next level now William Dorsey is really milking all his
00:42:00connections if this goes well for them we're gonna be in a difficult spot well
00:42:04that much is obvious but I don't good thing we're finished too what really why
00:42:11would I lie we've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus the
00:42:16sooner they want to go public the easier be for us why would it be better for us
00:42:22Evelyn remember what I told you when I first came on board
00:42:27Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial version
00:42:35if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't have
00:42:43to lift a finger hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey tech has been
00:42:56building off of the trial version that you made it's the only way they could
00:42:59have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't
00:43:03make a second time Evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does
00:43:08make sense well then good thank you I'm grateful to you and the team for all
00:43:14your hard work tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next
00:43:18three days off they'll need their rest before we bring product to market hmm
00:43:22yes miss Hendricks this is a big day for us why don't we end it with a drink
00:43:35aren't you a lightweight who said that I can handle my liquor
00:43:45I knew you could be fun I knew it I told you that's why that last drink was a
00:44:05bad idea it was a good idea and I could have had at least two more yeah yeah no
00:44:12I'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you wow okay no no super
00:44:25easy all right now do you believe I want a guy like you maybe you just want
00:44:40a sober up I'm sober enough and what I want
00:44:55William we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have
00:45:11only grown stronger by the day let's get married hey where are you everyone's out
00:45:23here celebrating and you're a no-show what a buzzkill I'm coming now that's
00:45:32all right you know everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother bye
00:45:41hey hey where'd you go I missed you it's fine he just had a bit too much to drink
00:45:54you know there is a killer martini spot right up the street oh I can get the
00:46:00bartender to whip up something special for you I'd like that oh just so much
00:46:06hotter than that bitch Fernanda just a climber who hopped from her ex over to
00:46:10me and you know she's kind of woman you throw some money out and then send her
00:46:14away that's who she is you know she she the funny thing is if she thinks I
00:46:24actually love her I've bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's
00:46:30delusional oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or
00:46:36something yeah who gives a shit you know I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon
00:46:45and I'll be waiting for you daddy oh yeah
00:47:00it's going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to
00:47:06propose to William
00:47:14Eric it's so cool
00:47:36it's fine I already saw everything last night anyway beautiful come on get up I
00:47:58have your suit ready too where are we going
00:48:03where else we're gonna go crash Dorsey text little cocktail party
00:48:09what'd you do in hiding over here I told you you here is my girlfriend we
00:48:39mr. Dorsey with money like yours there must be plenty of other girlfriends you
00:48:46can call okay what's got you want me to cut your salary or something cuz I could
00:48:51do that whatever just wait until I'm wasted
00:48:55drunk words are sober thoughts okay mr. Dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you
00:49:04it's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm cheers
00:49:10cheers
00:49:27Oh
00:49:34well well well it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey tech miss Hendricks
00:49:53see you've taken quite a liking to this loser idiot right here why wouldn't I
00:50:00like Eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform firing
00:50:07him was your loss
00:50:13thanks to mr. Dorsey's leadership in my fearless efforts Dorsey tech AI platform
00:50:19is now reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're
00:50:24here is to ride our coattails so what's a really funny about that is that we're
00:50:34about to release our own AI platform oh is that so hmm well you frauds don't
00:50:41have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to make a platform that no
00:50:46one's gonna use burn do you hear that yeah I would say our monopoly on the
00:50:53tech industry is secure so miss Hendricks why don't you go on that
00:50:57little love train straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to
00:51:03use Jesus Eric didn't we like just break up look at you I already had over heels
00:51:11for another woman
00:51:15excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where I am what the
00:51:25server crashed okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed I'll make a call
00:51:35yeah make a call it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um Wow he's got it
00:51:41yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm yes do it
00:51:47amelioration algorithm that's what I call the code I saved in my tablet but
00:51:51it's only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did Eric steal my
00:51:56tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure
00:52:03people are gonna trust your new product yeah this doesn't concern you at all
00:52:09what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal no big deal wait
00:52:18did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal
00:52:24affair so and you were driven out so I would keep your mouth shut the
00:52:31amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only I won't address the
00:52:35core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and
00:52:39more system crashes such a new mistake if you understood code you'd know that
00:52:47what I do like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your
00:52:52bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do I know I wrote the
00:53:00amelioration algorithm what did you just say I wrote the amelioration
00:53:08algorithm I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech
00:53:12genius he hired was it really Eric all along oh what have I done
00:53:18shut up what mr. Dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our
00:53:23competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire let's go honey
00:53:32yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when I recruited Eric
00:53:40I made the terms very clear I told him he could have whatever he wanted
00:53:45including me I'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust
00:53:50what I have an image to maintain yes of course
00:54:09so what you're saying is it's not that I don't respect Hendrix tech Dorsey is
00:54:16less an investment risk and they have greater potential I can't justify
00:54:20choosing your product over theirs mr. Brown we're a risk worth taking once you
00:54:26see our AI platform I guarantee you'll want to reconsider Bravo Bravo is quite
00:54:34an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr. Dorsey son it's a great pleasure
00:54:41this Hendrix and I were just having a little chat naturally I'll still be
00:54:45investing in the Dorsey tech yeah so um if you're here chasing investments I
00:54:51would suggest you just give up and go home with us here you won't get a
00:54:54ransom from these guys that's right over 90% of the guests here I've already
00:55:00invested in our new AI tech program best get out while you still can I'm afraid
00:55:07they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's
00:55:11new AI platform so and I can assure you that any investment you've made will not
00:55:16be wasted and your money will be paid back in ten at Dorsey tech we treat our
00:55:22partners like family and that's why we love doing business with you if I were
00:55:26here I'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to invest
00:55:34in Dorsey tech hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too
00:55:42much longer
00:55:52it sounds like a plan
00:55:57miss Hendrix didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to fend mr.
00:56:08Dorsey back there it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do
00:56:13you want miss Hendrix investors know to hit their
00:56:16bets what Hendrix tech is doing is impressive and I want to offer my help I
00:56:23know you need funds to promote your products and I want to assist with that
00:56:27but we need to sign a contract first no way am I signing a contract with you at
00:56:34least hear the terms if your AI product tops Dorsey techs you pay nothing if
00:56:41they win you pay everything back what do you say that's a lot of money we're
00:56:47talking about hmm well it's definitely risky but I trust Eric mr. Brown we
00:56:56accept your offer
00:57:02today Dorsey Tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus
00:57:08was released in the United States on its first day AI plus has already gained more
00:57:13than 10 million users completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief
00:57:17competitor Hendrix Tech which also launched their new platform AI King on
00:57:21the same day everyone Hendrix has guts I'll give her that but dropping her new
00:57:28product on the same day as us that is career suicide let's get to the office
00:57:34Griffin yes sir
00:57:44relax mr. Dorsey Hendrix Tech is no threat yeah I know remember when you
00:57:52said that if this project went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah
00:57:56I remember but AI plus has just barely hit the market we can't even call it a
00:58:01success yet right true yeah I have news talk to me the bad news is that Hendrix
00:58:14Tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought the good news is that
00:58:18their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours okay all right I'll take it I'll
00:58:25take it like I said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no no not yet
00:58:32how'd a Hendrix Tech even get that product out in that timeline I mean they
00:58:36got started much later than we did I heard from a source at their company
00:58:39that their lead engineer is highly skilled lead engineer Eric I thought he
00:58:47was supposed to be a nobody right dad what's up Oh got it the boss is coming
00:59:08we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys this isn't good
00:59:12what what is it now our AI platform and company server have both crashed what
00:59:18the fuck right every time ah seriously god damn dude what the fuck is going on
00:59:31mr. Martin the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server
00:59:34down along with it they don't just sit around like an idiot fix it so this is
00:59:39an issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that what do
00:59:43you mean you didn't build it we're using the same framework that Eric built
00:59:46before he left Eric the guy I fired yeah Eric with the K er I came you took
00:59:53credit for someone else's work lie to me mr. Dorsey let me explain no there is no
00:59:59time for explanation why didn't you rebuild the core framework mr. Dorsey we
01:00:03need to focus on getting the company server up and running our users trust
01:00:06depends on it speak what happened to the company server sir he was the one I
01:00:11didn't do shit shut your mouth go the solution he used the amelioration
01:00:16algorithm after the last two crashes it's not designed as a long-term
01:00:19solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code every time that bug is
01:00:23reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's been a ticking time bomb
01:00:27ever since this time the AI platform went down brought the whole server down
01:00:31along with it it's completely unfixable this was all your fault
01:00:39William all of our users are switching over to Hendricks tech AI platform what
01:00:43should we do how the fuck am I supposed to know
01:00:51mr. Dorsey what on earth is going on I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down
01:00:56like this look sir I can explain I'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed
01:01:00billions of dollars invested in you dammit I'm gonna make sure the whole
01:01:04industry knows about this scandal Dorsey tech is finished
01:01:09500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99
01:01:22Oh
01:01:32hey hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your
01:01:38fault this is all your fault mr. Dorsey fuck I wanted to help you I was trying
01:01:46to help the company I've had enough of your bullshit you fired half the bloody
01:01:50tech departments what was I supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadline
01:01:55no no don't make this about me I get it now you were using my promotion as bait
01:02:00you were never gonna make me VP you want your job or not is that a threat fire me
01:02:06do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so do I
01:02:11me too see when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people go ahead
01:02:20fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink Dorsey tech you
01:02:27were never the prize tech genius of Dorsey tech you were the slacker my
01:02:30father warned me about
01:02:33William I'm ashamed to call you my son what the hell have you done to my
01:02:47company dad I'm sorry I'm not here for apologies
01:02:56the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired where's Eric
01:03:03yeah I fired Eric you fire him what was that was that a mistake
01:03:14that are you okay hey are you okay I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to
01:03:24Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you
01:03:31fired him so um it was Eric with a K all along where is Eric now I will get down
01:03:45on my knees and beg him to come back Eric is that Hendricks tech
01:03:56sorry excuse for a son you're destroying my company sir bad news it appears that
01:04:10the server crash was just the beginning what's going on the crash also affected
01:04:15our automobile software there have been at least 30 car accidents across the US
01:04:20like six people have died
01:04:29no no this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K it was his code
01:04:35that was faulty no that's fucking bullshit I fired him before that happened
01:04:39but I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote I'm only guilty of
01:04:45using his work everything else was his fault I wrote the amelioration algorithm
01:04:51God I mistook the genius for the loser I'm not going down like this Dorsey tech
01:04:58ain't finished yet finished Griffin take this man to the police if Dorsey tech
01:05:07goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:05:15oh
01:05:33mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be
01:05:38returning the five billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your
01:05:42generosity I'm sorry mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear
01:05:50we beat Dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you
01:05:55might have otherwise received no no more buts goodbye mr. Brown
01:06:03tonight I'll give you that reward I was telling you oh I'm sure it'll be very
01:06:17special you have no idea Eric I know I messed up before it's all over for
01:06:28Dorsey tech now is there anything you can do to help me what the hell are you
01:06:35doing grabbing my boyfriend boyfriend that's right I'm his girlfriend now we're
01:06:43living together and we're getting married soon to you you can't no it's
01:06:51not possible you dumped him and treated him like trash it's a little late for
01:07:00you to come crawling back guys
01:07:06you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah Eric what
01:07:26Eric
01:07:37Eric you know how much I've known for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits we
01:07:47need your help mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me I've returned when
01:07:52your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding
01:07:56compensation oh has he not told you now that is not how it went down at all it
01:08:04was that dirtbag Eric with the C who went behind my back and got me all
01:08:09mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up made me lose everything I had including
01:08:15my career did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake Eric I
01:08:22am really sorry I don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you
01:08:30so but you please leave our office now but you please leave our office we wish
01:08:42Dorsey tech the very best
01:09:01you fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:19so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they
01:09:26have to live with the outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet
01:09:32taste of victory